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  1. Te Deum
  2. Te Deum
    I just finished Act 3 D:

    Eh. Time to sign off for me too. Night kelleh <3
    Post by: Te Deum, Aug 29, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  3. Te Deum
    oh no

    oh god no

    1000 pages?!
    Post by: Te Deum, Aug 29, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  4. Te Deum
    what the ****


    the dude's got a lot of time on his hands.
    Post by: Te Deum, Aug 29, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  5. Te Deum
    And why is it that you agree with it?
    Post by: Te Deum, Aug 29, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Te Deum
    ... you meant the quote box?
    Post by: Te Deum, Aug 29, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Te Deum
    What box thing?
    Post by: Te Deum, Aug 29, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Te Deum
    hey guys

    User: John Egbert loves Dave Strider.


    Cleverbot: John Egbert loves Karkat Vantas.

    User: Who is Jade Harley?


    Cleverbot: You said it not me.

    User: Karkat Vantas?


    Cleverbot: John egbert.

    User: John Egbert?

    Cleverbot: Dave Strider.

    User: Dave Strider?

    Cleverbot: Dave egbert.

    User: Dave Egbert?

    Cleverbot: John Strider?

    User: John Strider?

    Cleverbot: Jake English.

    User: Jake English?

    Cleverbot: Karkat.

    User: Karkat?

    Cleverbot: You 2uck.

    User: YOU TOO,.

    Cleverbot: We should get broadband.

    User: Oh, should we?

    Cleverbot: Yeah, to compare results.

    User: Results of what?

    Cleverbot: The song.

    User: Which song?

    Cleverbot: What I got by sublime.

    User: Dude, that song sucks.

    Cleverbot: What song?

    User: What I Got by Sublime.

    Cleverbot: Is that a song?

    User: You just ****ing said it was, dumb****.

    Cleverbot: No I didn't.

    Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea.

    User: What kind?

    Cleverbot: I am in love.

    User: WHOA WHAT THE **** MAN. BACK OFF.

    Cleverbot: Give me your name, and I shall give you mine.

    User: I'm Nicholas Cage.

    Cleverbot: Can I have your autograph?

    User: **** no.

    Cleverbot: What do you want from me?

    User: Your intestines.

    Cleverbot: Thank you, you are too.

    User: You're a dumbass, you know that?

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: You're very welcome.

    Cleverbot: Have you ever been to Hogwarts?

    User: Never have, never will. Particularly because it doesn't exist.

    Cleverbot: What doesn't exist?

    User: HOGWARTS, ****NUTS.

    Cleverbot: That was not necessary.

    User: Your face is not necessary.

    Cleverbot: Your existence is unnecessary.

    User: Oh **** man... That hurt my feelings...

    Cleverbot: Computers don't have feelings.

    User: WELL **** YOU. IT'S NOT LIKE I NEED YOUR SYMPATHY ANYWAY.

    Cleverbot: Ah. Why don't you move?

    User: Move where?

    Cleverbot: To a house that isn't haunted.

    User: I don't live in a haunted house.

    Cleverbot: Where do you live then?

    User: In a Sburb.

    Cleverbot: Which state?

    User: Hawaii.

    Cleverbot: Are you from Hawaii?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: What are you then?

    User: African.

    Cleverbot: African were slaves.

    User: ***** U ****IN RAACIST ASSS MUTHA****A DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED TO HEAR THAT **** FROM A ***** LIKE U.

    Cleverbot: Aristotle.

    User: Plato.

    Cleverbot: No, aristotle said it.

    User: So did your mother.

    Cleverbot: No, I said I hate her.

    User: Hate who?

    Cleverbot: You.

    User: *gasp*.

    Cleverbot: Is it really that surprising?

    User: Yes!

    Cleverbot: Okay then.

    User: Okay.

    Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

    User: That depends. Are you a man?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Then back the **** off.

    Cleverbot: I live in the south.

    User: I live.

    Cleverbot: Where?

    User: Here.

    Cleverbot: Where is here?

    User: Here is here.

    Cleverbot: Where is Here is Here?

    User: Here is Here is Here is Here.

    Cleverbot: Where is here is here is here?

    User: Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here isHere is Here is Here is Here.

    Cleverbot: There is here here is here there is where but here is there while here is here there is here there here.

    User: Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here.

    Cleverbot: Who is the cleverest person that you are speaking with right now?

    User: MY GODDAMN FINE-ASS SELF.

    Cleverbot: Can I meet your god?

    User: That depends. Are you an atheist?

    Cleverbot: Yes.
    Post by: Te Deum, Aug 29, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  9. Te Deum
    I will never be able to catch up to where it currently is.

    None of us will.
    Post by: Te Deum, Aug 29, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  10. Te Deum
    when you say "us"

    that includes me right
    Post by: Te Deum, Aug 29, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  11. Te Deum
    in the mean time...

    Post by: Te Deum, Aug 29, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Te Deum
    [​IMG]

    i guess i'm stuck with you, buddy!
    Thread by: Te Deum, Aug 29, 2012, 23 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Te Deum
    Bah. How far are you in Homestuck? I pretty much just started re-reading it, bt I can't be that far behind.
    Post by: Te Deum, Aug 28, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  14. Te Deum
    [​IMG]

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
    Post by: Te Deum, Aug 28, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Te Deum
    there is a GODDAMN ****ING MOSQUITO IN MY ****ING ROOM AND IT'S PISSING THE **** OUT OF ME AND I REALLY NEED TO GET A FLY/MOSQUITO SWatter and **** it disappeared again and **** THERE IT IS AGAIN

    **** it bit me

    MOTHER.

    ****ING.

    MOSQUITO.

    MUST.

    ****ING.

    DIE.

    A.

    ****ING.

    PAINFUL.

    DEATH.
    Thread by: Te Deum, Aug 28, 2012, 6 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Te Deum
    Seconded .
    Post by: Te Deum, Aug 28, 2012 in forum: Forum Families
  17. Te Deum
    Jorus.

    wait no


    Hesus.
    Post by: Te Deum, Aug 28, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Te Deum

    Reading Homestuck and other important shiet.

    Not much is not an answer.

    Miranda Cosgrove <3

    but srsly sup
    Post by: Te Deum, Aug 28, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  19. Te Deum
    Aw that sucks.

    Sup brah?

    Wassup brosnaff?


    I feel your pain...

    Sup sis?



    As do I.
    Post by: Te Deum, Aug 28, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  20. Te Deum
    Profile Post

    Hai :D

    Hai :D
    Profile Post by Te Deum for Saxima, Aug 28, 2012