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  1. Te Deum
    Aren't you supposed to get mono only once?

    When you're like, 12?
    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 22, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Te Deum
    >DOUBLE PISTOL FLYING THING
    Status Update by Te Deum, Sep 22, 2012
  3. Te Deum
    You should make your theme Roxy.

    Alpha kids are the shit.
    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 22, 2012 in forum: The Playground
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  5. Te Deum
    Post

    ...

    Using my limited knowledge of paper, I shall try and scrape together this assignment, no matter how long it may take. 10 minutes? 30 minutes? I have no idea, but I’ll pull through! Well, let’s see: the Egyptians used papyrus WAY BACK IN THE DAY when trees were a bit scarce. It was the desert after all. Papyrus was made of plants, and the Egyptians wove the fibers of the papers into one big sheet, and let it dry in the sun so it could be written on. I think. Despite the fact that it would take several thousand years, the population of the Earth finally smartened up and used oak (or pine) trees in SUPERFINE slices of bark which would later turn into paper.
    What is my opinion of paper? Well, I think that it is a bit plain with its extreme pallor. Trees should be dyed a certain color when they are sprouted as seeds, so that the paper can turn out to be any color of the rainbow, from violet to green. Maybe metal trees are a good idea, and so are laser pens. That way, the things that are written on that steel sheet of paper will be engraved forever. How about the money tree? That’s a terrific idea! Endless reams of cash for the public, or maybe they could be harvested to grow different amounts, like $20 trees and $100 trees. Oh, what a wonder trees could be!
    Here’s another idea: scented paper! That way it will be a delight to sniff paper. This is definitely an invention for all the weirdoes out there, but people with a particularly sensitive olfactory system will find it very pleasing. OH. WAIT. I GOT IT. Cloning tree seeds! That way, we will NEVER run out of trees! The Earth is saved! NO. EVEN BETTER. We tweak the DNA of the trees so that they grow in a pre-planned form, which could end up in entire “tree-buildings”, constructed completely out of branches and other extensions of the tree. There are many ways trees can be exploited, but none are so useful as paper.
    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 21, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Te Deum


    Also can't wait 'till Skyfall.
    Thread by: Te Deum, Sep 21, 2012, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Te Deum
    I have small girly hands because I am a small girly girl.
    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 21, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Te Deum
    Small one.

    Ahahahahaha. My hand cramped up all the time. **** was insane.
    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 21, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Te Deum

    /skippingfirstparagraphbecauseican

    ._. I'm short so I wouldn't mind. And HEY. I can't make any promises (you know that), but I'll try. The same acid in your stomach is used to corrode steel, so I wouldn't try anything sketchy if I were you. You legit had only two classes? **** MY FULL SCHEDULE. And I'll try to do that to. Keyword: try. Well my mind isn't THAT sharp. I lose track of time (and age) frequently. OMFG DAVE AND BUSTERS UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

    /obviouslymyfavoriteplacetoeat
    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 21, 2012 in forum: The Playground
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    Shows how much I know about my 2nd favorite show.

    Remember what I used to tell you: your issues are no one's burden. Most people will be willing to lend an ear, such as I. Just VM me if you want. WAIT. You mean the drug acid? Or actual acid? Oh. Well yeah. Senior year is **** for me but hey, you passed that stage some years ago I believe. And "ore"? Oh cool? How old? 23?
    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 21, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  11. Te Deum
    More comfortable than this.

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    Or this.

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    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 21, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Te Deum
    This.


    I don't know why it was discontinued (both the games and the console itself). It was the best console I've ever had.
    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 21, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Te Deum
    I have no idea how either of the two correlate but okay!

    How has your day been? Care to share any interesting information?
    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 21, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  14. Te Deum
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Nugent

    Who is this ****** bag?
    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 21, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  15. Te Deum
    Hey ~
    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 21, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  16. Te Deum
    I'm being unintentionally dense.

    Pardon me.
    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 21, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  17. Te Deum
    Hi.

    Um. What?
    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 21, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  18. Te Deum
    .....

    That'll keep the awkwardness out of the situation.

    Just ****ing ignore the chump the conversation revolves around (supposedly).

    Mhm.


    WELL HELLO GUYS HOW ARE YOU ALL
    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 21, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  19. Te Deum
    /don'tknowiftalkingaboutmeoractualguynamedteddy

    Also, hi guys.
    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 21, 2012 in forum: The Playground
  20. Te Deum
    500 POSTS AWAY? COME ON GUYS, THIS IS PATHETIC.

    Yeesh. Y'all are just a bunch of lazy bums. I would post 500 posts myself but "OHOHOHONO" says Kay Aech Vee.
    Post by: Te Deum, Sep 21, 2012 in forum: The Playground