I'm sorry. I honestly don't know much past stick goes in hole. <_<;;;;
School days: Alarm goes off at 6:30. I hit snooze until about 7ish. I lurk online while I pick out an outfit and get dressed. At around 7:32, I panic and start throwing stuff in my backpack while I look for my favorite pair of flip-flops. I run downstairs at around 7:38. I throw a hot pocket in the microwave while I wait for my dad to come downstairs. At 7:41, we rush outside. I realize I forgot my student ID. I run upstairs to grab it. I run downstairs, possibly trip and fall. I get in the car. We drive to school. I get there at 8:04. I run down the hallway. I pass at least two VP's who don't stop me like they should. The bell rings. I curse silently to myself. I rush into class. My teacher looks at me, then continues whatever she was doing. Sundays: My mom wakes me up between 8:30 and 9:30. I waste time until around 9:45. I get dressed. Sometimes I eat breakfast. At about 10ish, we drive to church which starts at 11. The Rest of the Time: Wake up between 9 and 10:30. Waste time until I go to bed.
I was told that what determines a woman's virginity is if something breaks. Not 100% sure what that means, as I've never experienced that. But it would depend on if that something was still intact or not.
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In your original post, you said that he has to actually stick it in there. Since he was in there the entire time, he never completed the action of inserting it where it's supposed to go, since it was already there with the rest of him. No insertion, still a virgin.
Technically, he never inserted anything anywhere. He came out, but never went back in.
I was like "OMG Yay! Deathspank has come to reclaim his site and rule his children as the rightful owner of this site! Down with spdude!" And then I was sad. ._.
Le gasp! o:
But I haven't touched a cookie in weeks...
*gasp!* Thief! Wait, I didn't even have a cookie in my hand...
Holy crap... I thought DS was among us. I almost had a heart attack. o_o
What cookie?
Heh, Amber's a pretty good name. ;) Yes, I do like my name. A few years ago, I didn't, because I thought you couldn't make any nicknames out of it. Jennifer could get shortened to Jenny, Alexander to Alex, etc. But I could never think of a nickname for myself. Well, as you can see, I have plenty of nicknames, 3 of which are derived from my first name, so I don't have a reason to hate it anymore. Although I do think my middle name is slightly prettier than my first name.
Nah. I'm mostly just being silly anyways.
Insurance? On a computer? O_o Oh, and BTW, Foxxie, he uses Edit Pad Lite.
Honestly, I'd rather be on my Vista desktop than my crappy XP laptop right now. D:
DearS? I've only read the first volume of the manga.
Someone distract me from the fact that I haven't talked to DF today and my computer's broken so I'm stuck with this crappy laptop until it can get fixed. We thought it was a problem with the fan, $10 fix, easy switchout, back up in five minutes. Wrong. Turns out it's the freakin' motherboard. THE MOTHERBOARD. Do you know how freakin' expensive those are? x_x And I miss my Squishy... D:
Meow? Funny. I always thought I was gonna go out laughing from being tickled to death. Of course, that wasn't an option, but still...
He's coming back as soon as school starts, but it'd be nice if he posted at least once before then...
