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  1. BaseSebastian
    Has fewer post than me....
    ...many fewer posts....
    But has more rep than I did in the first month I joined.
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 13, 2008 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. BaseSebastian
    Dean Martin

    A famous song of his was lampooned in the comic "Pearls before swine today" infact.

    The main character pig walks into an aquarium where his emo buddy Rat is watching a tank.

    Pig is singing:

    When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie-"

    But Rat cuts him off saying:

    "Do you mind? I'd like to view the fish in peace!"

    Pig says:

    "Sorry..hey what's that?"

    Pig points to a eel in the window and Rat says:

    "That's A Moray[That's Amore']"

    The next panel shows Rat on the comic creator/artists desk pointing accusingly at Mr. Pastis:

    "Retire Early."

    Rat says that because Stephen Pastis is always using witty things in the comics.
    One thing leads to another and then you can't beleive you didn't see it coming because he does it randomly.

    But anyway,
    the avatar is of the great comic/showman/singer/radiohost/Tvhost/movieactor/RatPack member:
    Dino "Dean Martin" Paul Crocetti.

    Don't ask me how I know everything about which I just posted....XD
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 13, 2008 in forum: Forum Families
  3. BaseSebastian
    OOC:
    I didn't even realize there was that many people in the group until now....0-0*

    BIC:
    Luxord, Goofy, and Riku groan as they hear "25 minutes.

    Zexion is trying to heave both Lexeaus and Vexen, not to mention all the others,
    off his small, short....not to mention emo...body.

    OOC:
    Zexion is really Emo...XP
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 13, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  4. BaseSebastian
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    The Spell

    Demyx,
    continuing to move backwards steadily towards the well Donald had fallen down.

    Without realizing what was going on,
    he fell backwards, head first down the well with a girlish-shirek,
    "SO NOT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!"


    Leon breaks his swords in the sitar and snaps them all,
    ceasing th music just as Demyx shrieks out:
    "SO NOT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!"


    OOC:
    A little leverage to make sure Donald falls down the well.

    If it happens to Demyx,
    it's fair to happen to Donald and vice versa.
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 13, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  5. BaseSebastian
    OOC:
    Since it's a long distance away,
    let's say we're halfway there...k?

    BIC:

    Riku, after walking for nearly an hour,
    collapses on top of Goofy who collapses on top of Donald,
    who collapses on top of Sora,
    who collapses on Kairi,
    who collapses on Zexion,
    who collapses on Lexeaus,
    who collapses on Vexen,
    who collapses on Luxord,
    who collapses on Demyx,
    who collapses on Larxene,
    who collapses on Grim,
    who collapses on Mandy,
    who collapses on Billy,
    who collapses on Riku....wait...how the heck did Billy get on top of the topple?!

    Only Kasha and Zeke remain un-collapsed.

    Slowly the sunset teeters on the horizon and the land.
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 13, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  6. BaseSebastian
    Ok,
    before anyone else can derep me about it,
    does my avie look good,
    and besides that, is it legal?
    It's not my own picture, or faceXD, just so you know.
    It's the late Dean Martin.

    *Hides Destined's wallet in own backpocket
    after picking it up by a mushroom...

    LUCKY DAY!...

    THEN RUUUUUUUUUUUNS!*
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 13, 2008 in forum: Forum Families
  7. BaseSebastian
    Post

    The Spell

    Demyx starts to do the duckwalk during "Physically fit, physically fit, physicallyphysicallyphysically fit",
    oblvious to the threat of Sora starting the fight......again!!

    But while dancing,
    he doesn't realize he accidentally pushes Donald down a semi-endless water well.


    OOC:
    Dude,
    Sora so totally started the fight in Hollow Bastian with Demyx.

    Demyx was going to escape and leave them be,
    but Sora and the keybrigade kept pushin' him buttons, mon!
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 13, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  8. BaseSebastian
    OOC: You screwed up...Sebax didn't rip apart Oogie,
    he ripped that heartless monster apart...XD
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 13, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  9. BaseSebastian
    Luxord calmly passes through the crowd,
    with calm and grace.
    "If we come across any carnivores,
    we can sacrifice the dog, Billy, or Demyx..."
    He notes sarchastically,
    the dino-dog in Goofy's arms growling at Luxord when he mentioned sacrificing the dog.


    Goofy strokes it behind the ears to calm it down.
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 13, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  10. BaseSebastian
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    The Spell

    Demyx yells,
    "OH YEEEAH!"
    As Yuffie joins the dance.

    He goes into a breif bunny Irish Jig.
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 12, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  11. BaseSebastian
    Outside,
    Zexion and Lexeaus are conversing in secret before the others can arrive.

    "Luxord and the others....they've gone soft..."
    Zexion notes, stroking his chin.

    Lexeaus merely nods.

    "You know what this means...?"
    Zexion asks with a dull smirk.

    Lexeaus nods more seriously and with closed eyes..

    "Good.."
    Zexion adds, eyes glowering as Luxord and the others race out.
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 12, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  12. BaseSebastian
    I am sick....
    I hab a cold....

    loob, eben my tybing is ebbebted....

    Seriously...my head is being torn apart by a flu in late spring...
    Flu season and Allergy season are oversville....what gives...?!
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 12, 2008 in forum: Forum Families
  13. BaseSebastian
    If Destined doesn't kill me for quoting a avie he once had which he got froma quote from the Office,

    That's what she said [that's what I thought]
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 12, 2008 in forum: Forum Families
  14. BaseSebastian
    Right now,
    Riku was in no mood to threaten a friend...
    ...or uplug his nose for that matter.
    "I think Billy mixed in a new smell since I freed him..."
    Riku gags, smelling a hint of something else in the air.



    Luxord, still in the building,
    begins to choke and gag himself,
    catching wind of the broken wind.

    "Leave him,...or something!"
    Luxord commanded Riku and kasha and left in a hastened hurry to escape the smell.
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 12, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  15. BaseSebastian
    OOC:
    Glad to see Jack caught on...or wait...am I...nah shi-

    BIC:

    Sebax regreted stitching that insufferable bug bag back together.

    That was a totally different time,
    when he had a totally different motive.

    Almost done...just a few more stitches and he's back!
    Sebax was now back in a flasback of the very time he was stitching Oogie back together.
    He grinned fiercly and began to finish the final stitches,
    but then Sora burst in, alone.

    He had told Sebax what he was doing wrong...just how wrong it was...

    Sebax explained to Sora that once Oogie was complete,
    he would control him,
    Oogie having no free will of his own.

    Sora shook his head at that moment.

    "Which makes it better how...?"


    The flashback faded away.

    That far off memory was from a time before his death,
    before his return to being a nobody...

    And now,
    because of his work,
    Radlok's mission was made easier ten-fold.

    In pure rage,
    and with unimaginable fury,
    Sebax lunged at the heartless creature and tore it apart,
    limb from limb.

    Clattering and squils of Lock, Shock, and Barrel could be heard through the ruccus...

    If the thought would ever come to his friends,
    that from the three tikes screams,
    were cries for help,
    they couldn't be anymore right...

    OOC:
    DO NOT!
    I REPEAT NOT...
    worry about the three trick-or-treaters...
    they're are brats,
    but they do not deserve to die for being misled.

    But with the way Sebax just acted,
    Jack and the others might think differently....
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 12, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  16. BaseSebastian
    Luxord notes half-annoyed in Demyx's direction, having let Zexion and Lexeaus haul the wriggling Vexen,
    "Would you like to stay here and be dinosaur food?"
    he drawls right in time with a shrill cry out in the far off canopy.



    While Luxord is talking to Demyx,
    Goofy takes up the small dino-dog Demyx had created into his arms
    and lets it lick his face as he walks out with it.



    Riku examines the mighty beasts gullet,
    hearing a gurgling sound coming within.

    Thinking it was some last defense of the creature,
    he ripped into it and stomach juices and Billy covered in it,
    splurged out.
    Riku plugged his nose.
    "Oh my..god!...You smell worse than you did before!"
    Riku groans, regretting freeing the pathetic kid.


    OOC:
    No kill Billy!
    Not yet...
    wait until it's funnier...
    besides...dying twice is funny still....XD

    @HellKitten:....I can relate with the lies and the teacher part at least and the third one, I so can relate with that one...which delayed my Sebax novel releases by another month a couple of weeks ago......but you let those guys, Hillary Clinton, and the commies win by cutting yourself...;)
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 12, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  17. BaseSebastian
    Happy Birshday!
    A random birshday greeting for shome vone as random ash an Angel...or shomeshing like zat...
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 12, 2008 in forum: Forum Families
  18. BaseSebastian
    OOC:
    Who knew I'd earn coolness points one day for knowing alota things about Star Wars....
    And on a Kingdom hearts forum....
    I'm both shocked and delighted....XD

    And it's not so surprising your thread still exsists because you
    have quite a few guys who work great as a RP Team. (I just had to mention the people who are here more than me...XD)

    And then there is ME(!), the nerdiest SW knower-abouter in the world!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Ok....maybe not so nerdy.......ummmm...and I'm good at plot to I suppose....

    Speaking ov vwichse:

    BIC:

    Before Axel can utter a thank you he's pressed right up against the wall of an alley
    by the very same person who rescued him.

    "Why did you follow me?!"
    Luxord growls, lowering his hood.

    Axel, being choked against the wall is slightly confused to that point himself.
    "You just left, I followed, big deal?"
    Axel chokes out, shrugging a little.

    Luxord's eyes glowed menacingly and viciously,
    "A very big deal!"
    He thunders, the new lion-toon look really complimenting it.
    "You could have risked my mission here....and..."
    Luxord continues angrilly, then goes into a raspy whisper at "And".

    Axel stares at him blankly.
    A long pause

    "you could have risked third-party-infringement!"
    Luxord says half-annoyed, pushing Axel against the wal a couple of times.

    A longer pause and Axel looks even blanker.

    ".....I....didn't ctach that last one..."
    Axel says fully confused.

    Luxord shakes his head and releases Axel from the wall.

    After Axel dusts himself off a bit,
    Luxord points one finger accusingly up at Axel with a scowl.
    "Screw one thing up, and you'll be travel back to the superior via bootthroughportal."
    Luxord says warningly, saying the last part very fast.

    Axel, worrying for where Luxord would put the boot,
    nods very quickly and pulls down his hood.
    "Sure...no problem!"
    Axel says nonchantly.

    "Good!"
    Luxord quips and starts to leave the alleyway without Axel,
    forcing the red-maned leo-toon to have pace to keep up.

    OOC:
    Tell me if you didn't get bootthroughportal, anybody...XD
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 12, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  19. BaseSebastian
    OOC:
    In recognition to Destined's return to glory....or at least the forums....

    ....I shall post!

    BIC:

    Inside the soda bar, (Disney show...oi vei...)
    it was a not-so-bad hive of semi-scum and wanna-be villianery.

    Luxord excused himself through a crowd of rough and tangle toons to arrive at the bar.
    He didn't know, at this point, that Axel was shortly behind him.


    Luxord ordered a drink,
    not noticing Axel sitting down just a few bar stools away.


    A large Gorrillera's hand gripped Axel's shoulder,
    speaking in undistinguishable grunts and whoops, angry ones...

    A crane with a mangled beak bent closer to Axel's ear,
    "He doesn't like you."
    The crane whispers.

    "Well I'm sorry..."
    Axel says nonchantly and tries to get up, hood still covering most of his face.

    The crane pushes him back into a seat and glowers at Axel.
    "I don't like you either, we're wanted men!"
    The crane notes angrilly, the gorrilla now whooting with delight and punching one fist in another.

    "What's your problem!?"
    Axel yells,
    alerting Luxord nearby, mid-sip.


    Luxord spits out the drink his was imbibing suddenly, shocked to see Axel here.

    Collectively, Luxord gets up and places his large paw on the Crane's frail shoulder.
    "Leave the boy.."
    He calmly notes.
    The crane ignores him.

    The Gorrillera, forgotten at the side,
    lunges for Axel's throat,
    but the great idiots hand is hewn off at the wrist by Luxord's quick movements with a aeiralblade
    he had taken from inside Xenmas's sleeve once when the superior wasn't looking.

    While the Gorrillera howls in pain,
    Luxord quickly grabs Luke...I mean Axel...by the wrist and leaves the soda bar with haste.
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 12, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  20. BaseSebastian
    I said it creeped the heck outta me..>.>...I said it still rocked though....^_^

    And my forum-pal is back!
    *Glomp*

    If I may quote from kangaroo Jack,
    I am having a very intimate, nongay moment right now.....XD
    Post by: BaseSebastian, May 12, 2008 in forum: Forum Families