I got told off in assembly today for refusing to pray to Jesus. And no, my school isn't a religious one in any way whatsoever. Bluergh.
[ah, feels good to be Obsessed again. 8D]
Me and a friend were reminiscing at lunch time and I made her laugh. ....Infact, I made her laugh so much she had an asthma attack. Should I feel guilty or good for making her laugh? xD
On someones myspace -- Love Song If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two. And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you. And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee. And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you'd be. But I don't have a hammer And I dont have a ship So I can't build a house And we can't take a trip And I'll never be a poet Nor have the painter's grace So I'll never write you a verse Nor immortalize your face And also I have herpes...
Maison de Harriet It was a normal morning at Maison de Harriet. The house was quiet, with nearly everyone sleeping. The only people awake were a very sleepy Rayku, one hand against his forehead and one holding a bottle of beer, slouching on the kitchen table, and Janime, staring at Rayku and stuffing bread into the toaster. “S-Stop staring..at me…†Rayku slurred drunkenly. He bashed his bottle against the wooden surface, head rolling to the side. Janime shrugged and gazed into space. “God….. Xaale is so hot….†He muttered. “Hehe… s-someone has a little crush..†Rayku giggled. The toaster popped and he jumped into the air, beer splashing out into Janime’s face. Janime flailed his arms, alcohol dripping from his red hair. “Dude, watch what you’re doing!†At that same moment Xaale walked in, Haseo right behind her. Anyone half awake would have realised the latter was staring at her ass, but alas, everyone was only just awake. Janime hurriedly went on to butter his toast, Rayku slumping off the table and up the stairs. “What you having, Xaale?†said Haseo, motioning to the cereals. Xaale’s eye twitched. “I’ve been craving cheerios since last night….†She immediately grabbed a bowl and tucked in; almost forgetting the milk until Haseo passed it along. “Omnomnomnomnomnom….†Janime’s head turned slightly; he loved watching Xaale eat. Suddenly the kitchen door burst open and What? charged in, his arms swaying above his head. “Good news everyone! I’ve invented a new machine that can produce hydrogen bombs on a molecular scale! Perfect for getting rid of unwanted warts!†Silence greeted his announcement, then Xaale giggled. “Who has warts then?†More silence, then Rissy walked in, pulling on a night gown. She yawned and waved sleepily to the group, then turned to her favourite Canadian. “Good morning there, honey.†What? blushed and tried and failed to look her in the eyes. “H-Hi…†He stuttered, suddenly more interested in making pancakes; although his hormones would have said otherwise. Haseo snorted, almost sniffing up some of the milk in Xaale’s cereal bowl. There was nervous laughter. Rissy took a seat at the table, and began to swing her legs absentmindedly, humming to herself. What she didn’t expect was a loud grunt from under the table, and a sleepy figure to crawl out. “Fayt!? Whoa dude, under the table? Why?†Fayt looked alarmed, he murmured something about being drunk with Rayku and the lights being too bright. Rissy sighed and led him out, up the stairs and into the nearest bed. Said bed happened to be next to the room Dalk and Fearless were in; Rissy could have sworn she could hear giggles through the walls. “Rissy! Rissy go bed-bed too?†Fayt laughed, spinning his arms in the air from the bed. He was definatly drunk, that much was sure. Rissy sighed and tucked him in, pulling the mudkip blankets up to his chin. She crept out of the room; but not before hearing Fayt mutter “Scruffyscone…I’m a scruffyscone…†in his sleep. Meanwhile, across the other side of the house, Candy had just woken up. She stood looking in the bathroom mirror, rubbing her sleepy eyes and trying to see straight. Her hair was a mess as usual; she was sorely tempted to laugh at how shocking she looked. Closing her eyes for a second, she did not expect two hands to rest on either side of her waist from behind- nor did she expect a low voice to laugh quietly in her ear. “Good morning to you too,†she grinned, and turned to face the good ol’ Dr. John. Downstairs Xaale had just finished her cheerios, Haseo and Janime both watching her with open mouths. Janime had forgotten about his toast; it was limp and cold in his hand, the butter soggy. The clock ticked. Everything was freakishly still. “Urm… guys?†Xaale said, looking at the two. A loud yell of “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU†broke the silence from upstairs. Te three perked their ears to hear Dalk panicking from upstairs. “Fearless! NOOO! Its not meant to go there, I’ve got it stuck now!†Lolwhut?
Damn, I feel lonely. D: *eye twitch*
what the hell is this?
Don't you just love it when noobs de-rep you then try and blame it on someone else? Plus that person just repped you themselves :V ehehehe
Dont deny you arent tempted to try it <:
I'll just leave this here.
Hooray for my manliness! B|
I havent had one of those in years :'D AND YES IT WAS JAMMMMYYYY
Should I be worried that my mum is downstairs dancing to something that sounds like Mexican techno rap? D: Parts of the music have animals sounds in it too. xD
why have I not seen this place before? 8D
8D Yes we're sad. :'D NERDS UNITTTEEE
I just ate three tubs of popcorn and now Im ridiculously hyper 8DDD What do i do? *Please note that its likely I could drop down at any second due to my diabetes 8D
If you're born in international waters, what nationality are you? :3
So I went for a chinese tonight, and on the way out of the restraunt one of the waitresses hands me a fortune cookie. I almost forget to read the message inside but my brother reminds me so Im like la la la expecting to read some kind of average message. "The end is near." Bricks were shat.
KH: Elevator “Kairi, get in the car already!†Kairi sighed and hoisted her bag further up her shoulder, sliding into the car and giving her parents a slight glare. They always seemed to be harassing her recently. What was it? Had someone stuck a sticker saying “Annoy me†onto her back? It hadn’t been there when she has checked her reflection in the mirror that morning. Perhaps her Dad was getting more crafty after all. Eh, she didn’t doubt it. After rambling mindlessly in her head for a while she noticed her Mum was trying to talk to her. She quickly paid attention, scratching her knee slightly. “….So we’ll pick you up from outside the mall in three hours, okay?†“Yeah, sure.†Kairi replied, staring out of the window as they drove past some roadworks. The workmen were shirtless; she silently thanked God for hot days. “No, not ‘sure’ Kairi, you say ‘Thankyou’ to your mother.†Her Dad said sternly. Glancing into the side mirror Kairi saw his jaw was clenched. Why were they so irritable today? “Thanks, Mum.†She retained her silence until they rounded the street where the mall was. Destiny Islands had changed so much in recent years. Gone was the primitive technology and basic wooden buildings. Now, nearly everywhere had electricity - and modern things were cropping up everywhere; new school, factories, homes, and the new mall. It was an improvement - but sometimes it felt like something was missing. Or had been taken away. “So, who are you meeting up with, Kairi?†“Erm…†She licked her lips. “Just Selphie. Maybe some others later.†Lies. All lies. Riku Riku Riku Riku. She was meeting up with Riku of course. Five minutes later she stood alone inside the entrance, twirling the bottom of her pink skirt around her fingers nervously. Her eyes darted about, looking for any sign of her silver haired friend. But of course, she hoped he could be more than just a friend. If only he could see how much she wanted that. If only. He appeared then, and her heart hammered wildly. He was dressed simply in denim cut offs and a sleeveless blue shirt. The muscles on his arms were prominent and Kairi reminded herself not to stare. “Hi,†she said breathlessly, and mentally slapped herself. Kairi! You sound like some childish giggly girl! She took a deep breath and smiled at him. He grinned back. “Hey.†He was almost unreadable. How does he always stay so calm and collected? Once again Kairi reminded herself that in his eyes this was just the two of them hanging out as friends. Of course he wouldn’t be as anxious as her. They were just two friends. Hanging out together. Platonic. Yeah, as if. “So, what do ya’ wanna do, Kairi?†He said softly, his smile still in place. Kiss you. So badly. “I’m a bit hungry. Shall we grab some food or something?†He nodded. “Sure.†The escalators were jam packed so they walked side by side to the elevator, red hair and silver sticking out from the crowds strikingly. Riku was slightly ahead; he always did like to lead the way. Even from a young age, when they used to play on the islet together, he had always taken the role of leader over Sora or Wakka. Tidus had never cared. Once they were inside Riku’s hand brushed her arm when he pushed the button for the second floor. Kairi’s heart fluttered wildly in her chest. Every time they accidentally touched she hoped by some coincidence it would keep happening. She hummed quietly while the silver box began to rise. For about five seconds, everything was normal. Then out of nowhere there was a screeching sound and the elevator stopped, the lights flickering out. Kairi let out a little scream and spun around, looking for light. There was a faint glow coming from the control box, with an emergency red light flashing on and off. Riku called out her name in the dark. His voice sounded faint, to her alarm. Kairi felt her pulse quicken. “Kairi…?†“Riku!†She shrieked, flailing her arms out wildly in the darkness. Out of panic small tears had started to appear in the corners of her eyes. She wiped them away hurriedly. “It’s okay Kairi, calm down, we’ll be fine.†“We’re trapped!†She wailed, sliding down to sit on the floor. Soon her eyes began to adjust to the small glow of the emergency light; faintly she saw Riku attempting to make a call. His fingers tapped nervously on the elevator wall. “It won’t dial,†he muttered, looking down at her, “guess we’re stuck here for a while, eh?†His blue eyes were hardly doing anything good for her nerves. “Y-Yeah…†She looked at her hands. They looked pale in here. Fidgeting, Kairi picked at the corner of her skirt. “That’s a nice skirt, you know.†Jumping, Kairi glanced upwards. “It is?†His smile was heart breaking. “Yeah. I like it on you.†What does that mean? Is he implying something? I don’t know… Awkward silence followed. Kairi shivered slightly; it was getting pretty cold sitting still in there. She regretted leaving her jacket next to her bed back home. “Are you cold, Kairi?†His voice seemed softer than usual. “K-Kinda… A.. A little.†She stuttered. Then she almost died of happiness when she felt his arms wrap around her. “O-Oh.†She sighed, her heart almost aching with how nice she felt. One of his hands slowly crept to hold hers; and he pulled her back to lean against him. He was warm; Kairi allowed a smile to escape onto her lips. “Better?†He said; his voice was in her ear. “Thankyou, Riku.†Thank Ansem I didn’t stutter. “It’s what I’m here for.†She could almost hear him grinning like a cat. Finally she relaxed, her breaths coming slower now. But… perhaps she should do something… while she had the chance… Sometimes it’s good to dive in the deep end. “Riku…†He stirred. “What is it?†His hand stroked her arm soothingly. “I…†Oh dear, she was blushing already. “It’s just…†“Hmm?†His hand danced over hers, tickling slightly. Was that what friends did? “I think I’m in love with you.†He was silent. Beneath her he froze; she could feel it. No. No no no. Please, no. The silence was deafening. It roared in her ears, taunting her. Feelings of doubt Kairi had tried to suppress crept back, clawing their way into her heart. Biting her bottom lip, she attempted to stand up, to get away from him. “I only have one response hat, Kairi.†Her hands shook. He sounded so… I’m not even sure anymore. “Wha-†A pair of lips cut off hers in the darkness. * * * “Hello this is Destiny Mall emergency call. What is the problem?†Riku broke away to look at the in-built phone. “Nothing. We’re fine!†They laughed together after that.
Get here now! We need more of your piss! Quick! Fayt! Tie him up! >D *forces water down your neck*
