"Todays friend is tomorrows enemy." ~The Boss - Metal Gear Solid 3
XDDD That's awesome! 17
*runs across a gym floor* *trips up* *faceskid* 12
stalker .
Black Xbox 360 controller Family Guy Season 7 Futurama Season 4 Dark Knight Left 4 Dead
*pop* ... Goes the weasel 87
*turns back into a guy* *hits the ground* ..... *gets up and walks away*
That's too easy, thimbles are much more challenging :D ................ I can see the ground! 8D
*gets hit by a passing bird* *does a triple backflip cos of the bird* *continues falling*
Underage... ...Didn't you read the sign? "No children under 93 allowed!"
*sets fire to clouds on the way down*
Curse words, I was gonna say 'take a picture, it'll last longer', but now I might just say 'Go ahead, take a few more, I don't care'
*turns into a girl on the way down*
*grabs a nearby cloud* *turns it into pants*
..... God, it's cold up here... *pulls cord for parachute*
Wikipedia consider almost all forums for deletion if someone makes an article for one.... Dumbasses... But like they said, this article's gonna need a serious rewrite if people want it to live :D
*gaspeth* Orange said 10 naughty words! *BANNHAMMER'D*
Life without color is called being colorblind *facedesk* If my life was perfect, I would have a tail by now...
23 Emma betrayed us! D':
*fills the space*