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• Innit: Hello.
• Innit: I have HIV, Hepatitis C AND Rabies!
• Innit: Please could you give me your dog so i can have sexual intercourse with it.
• Innit: I am a stupid, fat ass of a chav.
• Innit: I hate you because you are better than me.
• Innit: I hate pond life because it is better than me.
• Innit: I did not pass my GCSEs/I was expelled two years before i had a chance to take them.
• Innit: I am in fine possession of an ASBO.
• Innit: If it is better to exist than not exist, and God is perfect, does that not mean God exists?
• Innit: Good evening fine sir, could one be so ostentatious as to ask a fine gentleman/madam as yourself to part ways with your currency?
• Innit: Excuse me my good sir, are you searching for a slap to the face?
• Innit: Do you subscribe more to an empiric or rationalist school of thought, my good man?
• Innit: I believe I have obtained the sole rights to sexual congress with this woman, and if you do not stop looking at my esteemed female partner here, I may be required to place my fist in your visage.
• Innit: Aren't these big hoop earrings just lovely?
• Innit: Just when will the government enforce a socialist regime, that is, a socialist regime within a democratic state?
• Innit: I haven't got anything interesting to say.
• Innit: I am pregnant/have got someone pregnant.
• Innit: I'm too ******ed to learn an instrument so I will proceed to swear along to a mixed version of the famous 1985 song 'girls just wanna have fun' I illegally downloaded from an internet porn site.
• Innit: I am too thick to get a job, so I will now proceed to steal all your cash/possessions
• Innit: Can you direct me to where I obtain a car body kit, big boy spoilers and chrome alloys for my 1987 Ford Escort, prithee?
• Innit: Would you be so kind as to purchase an alcoholic beverage for me? I am awfully thirsty.
• Innit: Why yes, today is a rather splendid day for a walk in the park, I'll make the picnic, you go steal us a car.
• Innit: I am currently employed at a McDonald's franchise.
• Innit: I am currently employed at a supermarket (part time).
  
  (don't bother learning those two - you're unlikely to meet a chav with a job)
  
• Innit: I am currently unemployed.
• Innit: I live in a council shed in Middlesborough.
• Innit: I have no idea who my child's father/mother is.
• Innit: I say sir, touch me again and I'll be forced to take appropriate actions by reconstructing your face.
• Innit: Please place all the money you possess in my hand within the next 7 seconds or I will be forced to perform the well known 'Pimp slap' maneuver on the right hand side of your face. Later this day I will either hand the money to my drug dealer who has been asking "Where's my money?" over and over for the past 4 and a half months, or I will use it to buy a 3 litre bottle of cheap cider from my local Aldi.
• Innit: I got my 12 year old sister pregnant. Twice!

*eyes melt*
.....Ouch.....

C'mon guys, it's the weekend, you should have more free time!
God, it's freezing in here... 3:

*pokes the next staff that has the ability to change spamzone thread titles*
Can you correct the awful typo of 'been'? :D

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