I get to start tomorrow. :v INDEED.
ANOM NOM NOM, indeed. I would eat anything off that boy's body. ;D
Are you back in school now? :c
No. I made a thread with this song only a week or two ago. TOO SOON, TOO SOON!
Yeah~! I'm not the only who likes boxxy. :D
... I think this person is stalking me. D: But he's telling me to keep being a weirdo. :D
Hello group. May I stick a banana in each of your ears?
Make a rape face and jump for joy. Obviously the person that wrote it is awesome. Cute, cuddly, and delicious when dipped in A1. No, I'll give it to you. :3 I HAS DAH DELUXE VERSION. You're not even sixteen. B| But they can go fall into a tar pit and make e-babies... if they even know how. :D We were an e-couple last year... more like an e-foursome. You, Splitty, Tootz, and I. :3 Only if you show up in a big, red bow and covered in chocolate. :} No, let's send each other donuts to wear instead. Prepare to get sticky. :v No. Only if you'll be my prisoner till the end of time. DOHOHOHO! Sounds cool. Please take it. I don't like spiders. D: No, it's a freak of nature and has thirteen legs. B| In what context am I supposed to respond to that? It's quite amusing. Somehow I'm like a Mrs. Robinson or something. I hit a boy with a pan. His named happened to be Dan. This wasn't my plan. It was a quick blow to the head. Now Dan is dead. But that's all right... at least I got him to go to bed. & the moral of the story is: know you're blunt objects. Spoiler I don't know about singing it, but I actually did make up some shit. Who needs silly toys when I can have a real boy? EEE-LECT-TRONICS. Hooked on Phonics. I don't need Ebonics. I could just school you with my knowledge. My edge of reason. Don't mean to tease 'em. But little boys come and go with the seasons. Winter Spring Summer Fall I promise to never call. Never wanted to be friends. This is how "we" end. Just turn off the light. I'll be gone by the end of the night. And after that I got bored. :v I was disappointed in the lack of questions... >:
According to the limited reaction equation of coke and pepsi the two soda pops will cancel each other out leaving you with, but a gram of cocaine. //Take your razor, break down my line. Put your nose to the speaker. Now breathe in, breathe in. Seriously. :c ~~~ Where's the hard hitting questions? General lack of questions still saddens me /khv/. Fill up this thread so I have something to do when I get home from work tonight.
Where be you? I wish to speak to your manager! >|
This thread made me gigglesnort. D:
While riding my unicycle through the Hundred Acre Wood I come across a magic portal. This portal transports me into a random tree. As I tumble out of the tree top on my unicycle as an unsuspecting girl passes by below. Incidentally my unicycle and I fall atop her. In shock I scream, "OH SHIT! I RAN OVER ANOTHER 'GATOR!" But as I take a closer inspection I realize who this unsuspecting girl is and lick your face . After which I leave you dazed and confused as I ride my unicycle into the sunset yelling, "LALALALALALALALALALALALA!" How do I? Hello, I have bewbz. End of story. Tell her that she is the most beautiful girl I have ever laid eyes on, whisper sweet-nothings into her ear, lead her to the bedroom, tell her again how beautiful she is and that we are meant to be together, promise to call her in the morning, and never give her my number. :D /score Yes. 8D Sucks for the other person... throwing up for three days straight is not fun. Give blue balls. :3 Bananas. It be one of those slow-mo running/leaping hug scenes. Except we'd leap and miss then look up at one another with tears in our eyes from laughing. And then... MASS CHAOS! c: Yes, but the first stop it my bedroom. ;D YES, WE CAN SIP STARBUCKS AS WE SHOP! Goodwill. Lawl, if I'm at a mall I just go to the closest store and work my way around. If nawt... probably be a tie between VS and PacSun. Hot pretzel. ANOM NOM NOM! I can't reveal that to EVERYBODY! They'll try and steal you away from me. ahurhurhur. Those two Boer republics and the British Empire. /lazy Z. The stroke brought you here. Because you need some serious penetration. no .
I don't know if this should be considered a poem or a short story... I just needed to write SOMETHING. Take it as you wish and move it as you please. ~~~ Once upon a time, In a land far away Jack and Diane used to play They’d bask in the warm, sunny weather And just chill together Wasting away their days But you see the boy was a fighter And along came spider And scared the girl away Alas she’d come back Stay for awhile But always in time for the new attack They went up the hill And down the hill Like a damn roller coaster Until it pushed her closer and closer In order to mess with his brain She first had to learn the game Once, Twice, Thrice times a lady. She came back Now on her own attack To her surprise The boy had tears in his eyes He was confused She felt used Never meaning to abuse But she lit the fuse I guess I lose Then she wrote a little ditty about Jack and Diane One. Two. Three strikes. I'm out. But some say life goes on.
/khv/ I'd love to roughly grope you all without permission.
When I stop being lazy. c: But seriously... soon, I promised. I've always thought you were pretty awesome, great writer, fantabulous personality. Plus you post the greatest pictures ever. Take him to the Salty Spitoon to find out how tough he is. After that we'd go to Weenie Hut Juniors for some ice cream. 1) nickname for James 2) erection 3) guy from The Office derp. I enjoy winter, other than the roads during the season. I'd rather be freezing tits than sweating balls. If we can anonymously submit things... than, yes, it is awesome sauce. I'd like to go into Engineering, but I'm still partly undecided. Yes. I concur.
As long as it makes you smile. xD I don't know, it's calming...? It's not like awesome sauce, but it's not horrid either. You do not have my permission to hand over any picture to him. c:
He's lying.... as always. <: He's never ever seen anything other than the random shit I've spewed into PYP. Around nine.
Not in my book. c: Yeah. :| Pourangeface tends to edit any pictures that I have willingly or unwillingly haxzorz showed her. And that's a horrible picture too... I still have no clue how I ended up on the bathroom floor.
Could you post anonymously? :D Because that would be ahhhmazing.
No, it means I want to see you winding and grinding up on a poll, duh. Someday as in... when I learn how babies are made. <: Sex in stereo, don't turn the radio down. ;D It's a pretty cool song. I don't know, maybe I'll take a trip down for spring break. Even if I did I doubt I'd forget about you. No silly, his name is Fah- DOHOHOHO! 3; No... why would I? No, at least not to my knowledge. Because I'm able to catch the Hamburglar and make him dislike Big Macs. I enjoy listening to Owl City, but it's not my crack. Unless you used your Wonder Twin powers to take on the form of a used tampon... then I'd have to throw you away, obviously. My day was semi-uneventful, but an all over okay day. I have not, although a friend and I have discussed that we would go to a convention for the lulz if the opportunity should arise. We agreed that there would be three options for dressing up: ourselves (only to tell people that we were dressed up and they just aren't cool enough to know what it's from); Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World; or large animal suits. Probably Roxas, because he acts like a normal teenager. He's somewhat confused when it comes to himself and he doesn't know what the future holds for him. And it's not all rainbows and sun shine dust. Yes. Hmmm... Safety Dance. It'd be a tie between Cookie Monster and a good friend of mine. There needs to be more bananas going into young ears. It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem. I really wouldn't give a shit about them if they would just blow up themselves and not everyone around them. It's a date on a calender. If you reversed it, it'd be November ninth and then maybe the weather would have been bad and the flights would have been canceled. Pasta. Pie is mainly disgusting and pasta provides excellent carbohydrates needed for energy. Thanks. You've always seemed like a chill dude. General opinion... good. Making people laugh. I'd be tempted to grab your lovely man breasts, give you a wet willy, then proceed to skip down the street. ~~~ General lack of questions disappoints me /khv/.
