Well, I'm just thinkin', the Duke was a MASTER OF SEXIST AWESOMENESS back in the day, but now it just might be meh.
Why not Derek?
Y'all, I was SO hyped for The King, but I'm actually disappointing. DON'T HURT ME PLEASE.
I accuse Roxas&Sora4E. Just 'cause.
Aha! A thread I haven't posted in for the win!
Spoiler
My house is haunted too. One day I was sitting, eating Special K Red Berries brand cereal and drinking a mocha, when I heard a voice say, "You idiot, you backed over me with your car." And I said "I know, would you like some cereal?"
Yeah, you totally crushed on her when she was 9, bro.
Dammit, Janet- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
I have personally never heard someone say Dance Water Dance.
Love it. S.O.G. Burning In Hell- Steel Train
It got shot in the face by Organization XIII.
Spoiler A-ha!
Right? RIGHT? And dude, she waxes a mustache. If that doesn't turn a guy on then I don't know what will.
Clever thinking.
Eddy sat in his seat, a polite young boy. He didn't need to ruin his plan now. He was going to spike the sodas in the teacher's lounge. He laughed quietly. And then he got a call. "Mr. Thomas?" his teacher said, trying not to laugh. "Is that your cell phone, Mr. Thomas?" Eddy waved at the teacher grinning, and answered the call. A high-strung female voice cried"Oh, God, Eddy it's awful!" Eddy blinked twice and looked at the caller ID. "Oh, ****, it's Mom." he muttered under his breath. "What is it, Mom?" he said in his best little boy voice. "GAAAAAH!!!" his mother screamed, and the signal was lost. "The ****?" he whispered. He kicked his chair out from under him and dashed to the parking lot. He ran as fast as he could towards his car, throwing open the door and jumping in. He jammed the key in the ignition. It was taking a long time to start. This was one of the first times Eddy regretted having a sports car. He jumped back out and dialed his mom's number. The familiar beep meant her phone was off. Eddy swore. Suddenly, he heard a high-pitched scream from the elementary school parking lot. He swore again and ran inside. He noticed the entire school was in panic now, kicking open doors and screaming. He pushed people out of the way and threw open the doors to the cafeteria. He grabbed a few burgers and tossed them in a paper bag. He smashed into the gym and grabbed a baseball bat. He slung it over the shoulder and ran out to the parking lot. "I'm ready." he muttered. "Come on."
To tell the truth, it was kind of a second prologue.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. I have the lol.
please don't let us go there!!!!!
Elti walked through the hallway. "Where did that noise come from?" he muttered. Steeping through a door to a garden, he noticed the noise coming from a small building. Dashing towards it, he broke the door down and yelled, "Who's there?!?" He looked around. He couldn't see anybody. "Hey, Chipper, we have a guest!" came a high-pitched voice. "Quiet, Dale!" came another. Elti backed up. "What on earth is going on..." he said in terror. He was talking to chipmunks.
