YES I DO No chains.
THE POLAR GODS ARE IMMOR- ... Sorry, I was distracted by that hilarious picture of yours. xD No chains. Keep going.
Screw me and my stupidity. Edited.
I activate Dark Hole! Destroying every single monster on the field! Then, I set a card and end my turn... -End Phase- During the End Phase, the three gods are revived. You take 800 Points of damage and I get a card. I don't have any traps in the grave, so Loki's effect isn't applied. Hand: 1 Field: Yusei: 6000 Joey: 5200 Oh, and ignore the second Hedgehog. I forgot that Battle Fader was still on the field. I need to edit that. >_>
Tch. Hand: 2 I activate Pot Of Greed. Hand: 3 Then, I activate Dimension Fusion! LP: 6000 Be revived, Thor, Loki, Odin! Oh, and one random Hedgehog no one cares about. You have some removed monsters, I believe. What do you summon out of them?
-Main Phase 1- I activate Giant Trunade! Chain?
Dimensional Fissure removed them from play, so they don't come back. -Draw Phase- Hand: 4 I immediately chain Double Cyclone from my hand! Targeting Mirage and Dimensional Fissure! Chain?
...Dude. Perfect picture there. Anyway, yeah. I Special Summon Battle Fader! Ending your Battle Phase!
I Special Summon the two Hedgehogs in Defense Position:
No chains, however, you destroyed Hero Medal! Netting me another card. Hand: 5
xD No. Keep going.
Spoiler Hand: 5 I summon Junk Synchron! I activate his effect, Special Summoning one of the discarded Quillbolt Hedgehogs: Then, the effects of the other two Hedgehogs and Boost Warrior revive themselves. Now, I'm tuning all of my Level 2 Bolt Hedgehogs and my Level 1 Boost Warrior to my Level 3 Junk Synchron! 2 x 3 = 6 + 1 = 7 + 3 = 10 North star in heaven, the king that rules the sky. Right now, bundle the pantheon of the star boundary and show the authority! Synchro Summon! Descend from the heavens to the Earth! The Supreme God, Polar God Sacred Emperor Odin! Further, I activate Graceful Charity! Drawing 3 cards... Hand: 6 And discarding Archer and Neo Flamvell Shaman: If this card destroys an opponent's monster by battle while there are 3 or more "Flamvell" monsters in your Graveyard, select and remove from play 1 card from your opponent's Graveyard. If there are no Spell Cards in your opponent's Graveyard when this effect is activated, inflict 500 damage to your opponent. Hand: 4 Keep going...! I activate Rekindling! Reviving: Now, I'm tuning my Level 3 Shaman and my Level 4 Firedog to my Level 3 Archer! 4 + 3 + 3 = 10 When the Door to Asgard opens, the Ancient War God will raise up his Magical Hammer! The very earth itself will shake as he appears from a roar of thunder! Synchro Summon! Descend, Polar God King Thor! I activate a second Rekindling! Reviving: You know what I'm doing here. 4 + 3 + 3 = 10 The God who was born from the Stars. Show us your absolute power, and make the world laugh! Synchro Summon! Descend, Polar God King Loki! I activate Mirage Of Nightmare. Then, I set one card, and end it there. -End Phase- Hand: 0 Field: Now, come! ...I feel like I did something wrong here... Let me know if I did.
Alrighty then. Let's duel! -Draw Phase- Draw! Hand: 6 -Standby Phase- -Main Phase 1- I activate Card Destruction! Discarding: If you control a face-up Tuner monster, you can Special Summon this card in face-up Defense Position. While this card is face-up on the field, all face-up Warrior-Type monsters you control gain 300 ATK. What did you discard?
Alrighty. You wanna add the "Luck decided by a third party" thing to the terms?
I don't really have a pic, so... Also, I wanna let the opponent know ahead of time that I'll be using a fun first turn that I thought of. It'll probably be fun/make them ragequit, but hey, I wanna try it out.
Zeonark the terrible comedian, at your service 24/7. Now then, I'm up for a duel, if anyone wants. But I'm gonna switch my theme here a bit. It'll still be the Evolution Deck, but it's more focused on the Polar Gods. LP: 8000 Customs: Don't care. Anime Exclusives: Anime Polar Gods and any support they have. You use whatever you want. Video Game Exclusives: Twin Vortex God Cards: Don't care. First Player: Me Number of Cards per Deck: 40-60 Other conditions(luck based cards, handicaps, etc.): None
WHO DID THIS? WHO THE HELL IS THE SICKO THAT DID THIS? I WANT NAMES! I WANT NAMES! a
This is arguably the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
If Jaden doesn't take it, could I get this duel?
Fine. You?