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  1. Britishism
    I loved these games but I got 100% in a few hours.
    I bought the second one used and I turned it in two days after I bought it.
    Not because it sucked, because I beat it.
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 16, 2011 in forum: Gaming
  2. Britishism
    Oh, crap, 4 catface in opening post?
    You are my hero, my amount of catfaces used will never match yours no matter how hard I try. :3

    Anyway, be my buddy. I'm so alone. :3
    Read the rules, blah blah blah, spam in the spamzone, blah blah blah.
    Oh. Be active, please. Please be active. :3

    (See, only 3.)
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 16, 2011 in forum: Introductions & Departures
  3. Britishism
    I think I have, like, 50 posts.
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    Post by: Britishism, Jun 16, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Britishism
    Since The Beginning of Time


    People walked past David’s window. He looked out and smiled. Things were going well, and ​
    they always had been. Forever. Since time began, David had watched through his window. He had to make sure it would stay perfect. He wasn’t omnipotent, he wasn’t in control. He just watched. If something bad happened, David would pull the shutters tight and close his eyes. But of course, nothing bad ever happened here. Since the beginning of time.

    “The itsy bitsy spider…†familiar rhymes passed around Quinn’s head and she sighed. She was too old to be in this class. They were all stupid and young compared to her. She wished her mother let her move up to the next class. Why was she still in kindergarten? She was so mad. She moved through the day reciting letters of the alphabet and smiling at stupid jokes the teacher made. She sat for story time with the other kids, but she never listened to the stories. Maybe she should have, once. Just once- one nice, peaceful fairy tale and she never would have done what she did. If only she listened to Cinderella, or Sleeping Beauty. If only she heard about children sharing, and days in the sun. But Quinn wanted control, and she wanted a storm.


    Quinn was 6 years old and she considered herself the master of her house. Her older brother was off at college and her little sister was just one. She accepted she was ‘disruptive’ in the house. But she wasn’t at school. So why did her mother hold her back? That’s what Quinn was thinking as she clenched the handlebars of her bike and sped down the dirt road. She closed her eyes tight so she wouldn’t cry. She heard dogs barking and kids laughing, but Quinn wanted to get away from it all. She kept riding, and riding. The quality of the houses deteriorated as Quinn rode farther and farther away. She didn’t hear laughing anymore, she heard wind whistle through dead trees, and wolves howl. She stopped for a moment and opened her eyes. She shivered in the cold air. But she wasn’t giving up now. She had a point to make. She pulled her feet back on the pedals and was about to push down when she felt a bony hand on her shoulder. She screamed and flailed, trying to ride away, but the hand stayed there. She began bawling and turned around. An thin old man was standing there, his mouth in a tentative frown. “Little girl,†he said, “Why are you running away?†he asked, his eyes radiating kindness. She couldn’t respond, she just wrapped her arms around herself and cried. The old man shook his head. “It’s alright. I just think you need to hear a story. Come inside.â€

    Quinn sat in an armchair, still crying. The old man offered her a cup of tea and she shook her head. He smiled at her. “I know you were running away,†he said. “Please listen to me. You know the town you live in is nice, right?†he asked. She nodded. “Of course. But are all towns that way?†He continued, and Quinn nodded thoughtfully. “Ah- but they aren’t. You haven’t heard of another town out of this one, have you?†She shook her head. “My name is David.†He told her. “I keep this town the way it is.†He said, closing his eyes. “You see, the world is a dark place. There are wars, and diseases, and always a lingering fear.†She looked at him in confusion.
    “I thought those were things from scary stories…†she whispered. The old man laughed.
    “No, dear. They are real. I’ve lived through everything you can think of. And this town will not face those plagues,†He said, crossing his arms. “And if a cute little girl like you went missing…†he said, leaving the end open for Quinn to answer.
    “People would get scared?†she guessed.
    “Yes. People would get scared,†he whispered to her, “And if people got scared, this town wouldn’t be perfect anymore, now would it?â€
    Quinn shook her head.
    “No, sir…†she said, “But why does it have to be perfect? Will anyone learn anything? What if something happens to this town and people have to fight?†she asked, narrowing her eyes.
    “Nothing…†said the old man darkly, “Will ever happen to this song, little girl. Now go home.†He said, lifting her out of the chair. “Don’t tell anyone what I told you. It might interrupt the town.†He whispered in her ear. Quinn clenched her teeth and nodded.
    “Alright,†she said. “I won’t tell anyone your secret. On one condition.â€
    The old man glared. “Tell me your name, sir.†Said Quinn with force she didn’t know she had. The old man laughed.
    “My name is David Late.†He said with a smile. Quinn nodded.
    “Okay.†She said. “Thanks, David. I’m going home now.â€
    And she did.


    People walked past David’s window. He looked out and smiled. Things were going well, and they always had been. Forever. Nothing ever escaped David’s watch. Not even a little girl riding her bike away from perfection. He saw that, too. A little girl that wanted to see the outside world, where bad things happen. But of course, nothing bad ever happened here. Since the beginning of time.
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 16, 2011 in forum: Archives
  5. Britishism
    [​IMG]
    POWER.
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 16, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Britishism
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    Find the m


    AGGGGHH.
    Where is it, dammit?
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 16, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Britishism
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    Find the m

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    Your talents are many.
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 16, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Britishism
    C'mon, imagination is serious bidnezz.
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 16, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Britishism
    Whyyyyyyyyyyy...
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 16, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Britishism
    Holy crap now this thing is intense.
    The plot thickens, eh?
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 16, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Britishism
    That was the opening post.

    WE WILL NEVER END THIS GORGEOUS THREAD
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 15, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Britishism
    :3

    Okay yeah but Sephiroth would win.
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 15, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Britishism
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    :(

    *offers up hug*
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 15, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Britishism
    Okay- thread solved. Your brother used an emulator or hacked or somethin'.
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 15, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Popyoola

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    Post by: Britishism, Jun 15, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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  17. Britishism
    "Get rid of those outfits".
    Wait, is she trying to make us strip?
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 15, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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