Monopedic doctors? I hear they make the greatest podiatrists.
Why thank you sir. It took me quite a while to grow such a moustache in this curled figure.
It would be possible. Please watch out for any kicking, however. I cannot guarantee any compensation for unwarranted injuries.
Now, it would of course depend on where exactly you nibble him. The executives must save the best parts.
Do not eat all of him. The television executives still require assorted pieces of him.
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I do hope you do not make haggis out of him.
The scarf shall be your David Tennant trawler net.
Have you heard English, sir? It is a jumbled hell of a language. I am confused and disgusted simply thinking of it.
It shall be quite tough, I still must warn you. I do wish you luck, however. Perhaps you should bring a special sort of scarf to help camouflage.
When I stated "the world is my litterbox" the environmentalists attempted to lynch me.
I have always found fountains an excellent location to urinate in.
This is intended to be fan fiction? At first I had assumed this was to be the plot line of the next Final Fantasy VII spin-off game.
Marcel Duchamp is my hero.
That is it. I have had enough with your wretched arrogance. I am going to go file for a divorce this instant. Consider this marriage over, Spam Zone.
Is there a reason why you have stained your white shirt with such a revealing alcohol stain? It took me a huge amount of time to clean the damn thing, you should realize. And then you go out, arriving back and appearing as if you have been auditioning for the role of Grigori Rasputin. Explain this. I am sick and tired of your ridiculous excuses. If you do not explain to me why you allow me to waste my time and effort to clean your idiotic clothing and your idiotic self, then I shall file for a divorce, Spam Zone.
Not so fast sir, I am still able to create lame jokes with your statements. Please be wary of your third-degree burns.
