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  1. Britishism
    Eddy smirked at the kid. "Alright, let's drive." He swung upon his car doors and ushered Zack into the shotgun position. Eddy slid into the driver's seat and placed the car in reverse. He pulled his lighter out of the glove compartment and lit a cigarette. He placed it in his mouth and glanced sideways at Zack. "Do you mind if I smoke?" he asked, turning the car around and driving towards the school exit. Eddy paid no attention to whatever Zack said, as he saw movement off towards their right. Eddy swore and stuck his head out the window, peering in their direction. He raised an eyebrow in surprise. Instead of zombies, it seemed to be a small group of kids. Eddy turned to Zack. "We're going to make a quick detour." he said, already driving towards them.
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 23, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home
  2. Britishism
    SAMUS ARAN.


    And suddenly rainbows spewed out of everything and gophers sung joyous showtunes.
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 23, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Post by: Britishism, Jun 23, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Guys help

    Okay- stab a knife into the wound.
    THIS ALWAYS WORKS.

    Oh, look, I got a papercut.

    OH CRAP DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NUMBER FOR 911?
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 23, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    When these come out.
    You mean babies?
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 23, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Or beat them to death with them.
    If it was orange yogurt, perhaps you could make BLOOD ORANGE.
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 23, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    *clap clap clap*
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    *clap cla-*shot*
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 23, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Snakes

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    No.
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 22, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Britishism
    Male and masculine.

    I suppose. I'm not exactly "GUNG HO LET'S SHOOT SOME PEOPLE WITH TANKS
    RAAAAHHHH FOOTBALL."

    I like cats and romantic movies and Glee, but I like Duke Nukem.
    I like Futurama and SNL, but I like... Unrelated things.

    I decided I'm masculine because I prefer Paula Deen riding things to Kim Jong Il looking at things.
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 22, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    McDonalds is ****.

    But HELL YEAHS POKEMONZ AT TEH MICKEY D'S.
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 22, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Not much, just mourning my unholy half-wolf existence, you?

    At least she's a Goddess.
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 22, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Everyone~

    A platoon of monkeys.
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 22, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    "Serious things."

    BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAW!!!!!!
    Good one.
    Post by: Britishism, Jun 22, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone