At first I saw that picture and was like, "lolwutpear" Then I saw the vampire and my eyes teared up as I knew it was from the heart. *sniff* Hapsy birthday. I'd put one of my classic old people trying to put out the candles pictures up, but I'm not in a position to do so. Instead I shall say it twice. Hapsy birthday.
Good for you. I Was An Island, Allison Weiss
Ah. You missed an opputunity for a brilliant "dat ass" moment.
No. No you cannot have some of "that spam". If you haven't noticed, the tentative economy in this place revolves around "that spam". They call us The Spam Zone. Maybe you thought it wasn't important since they didn't call America The Dollar Zone. But if you dare take our spam, you have made a powerful enemy. We may be small, but we have a thousand brave threads ready to stand up. So. Watch your back. loljkjk
My name is Winston Churchill and the haters call me fat, But I don't give a flyin' flip cause I know I'm one cool cat. They call me Winston, Winston, Droppin' rhymes up in Great Britain. I know my momma raised me right, bein' upper class was hella tight. They call me Winston, Winston, Droppin' rhymes up in Great Britain. The ladies love my dreamy eyes, But ***** I won the Nobel Prize. They call me Winston, Winston, Droppin' rhymes up in Great Britain.
Oh, my stars and garters. She should feel special.
Happy anniversary with the domineering housewife that is KHV.
Discussion Questions for The Young-uns: 1. Chocolate or Vanilla? If you choose Vanilla, notify the group leader to get their baseball bat. 2. Is cake made by bakers or by little fairies in sweaters called "Cakies". If you chose the second, the cake is a lie. 3. How much of this cake could you eat? If the number is over 4 pieces, refer to the witch in the gingerbread house.
I get that occasionally.
Due to that strategy, I just tossed a batarang into a clown. See you in 20 years.
Jacob sighed again. Were the first years telling the truth? "The Chamber of Secrets..." he muttered aloud. He walked up the stairs to the Ravenclaw dorm. He crossed his arms. "If He-who-must-not-be-Named is alive... then we're all dead." He walked to the Ravenclaw door and said the password. "Love potion." The door opened wide and he stepped inside. He had to think.
I do. Ooh, burn. Actually, you can, if you stab yourself and throw the blood on a canvas, you'll get a impromptu Jackson Pollock. Well, yeah, they might. Anyone might. You officially hate everyone now. Brilliant. I would do that, but I usually just draw a pen.
Rabbit Heart- florence+the machine
You just did it again. Stop time traveling. Stop. You make me feel inadequate. I need to compensate with toast. Because toast is an alternate form of time travel.
Lawl. THE LAST OF THE TIME LORDS has just been sitting on a Kingdom Hearts forum. Anticlimatic has just been defined.
The time of your post is exactly two minutes before what time it was when I saw it. Thus, you have traveled to the future to post a sentence. I admire your hard work in the face of impossibility. How you did it, I'm not sure. But rest easy that it will be in my memory for up to two hours. By the time the two hours are up, I shall have eaten food and this brilliant paradox will be erased from my memory forever.
The title rhymes. Suddenly, a 5 star rating.
Hella Jeff is awesome. Nuff said. I apologize Cyanide and Happiness. but you lose.
What is his/her name: Jacob Ware • Gender: Male • Age: 21 • Species Type: Human • Height/weight: 5'11", 120 lbs. • Body shape: Average height, thin, somewhat muscular. • Hair color/skin color/eye color: Brown/Pale/Green • Typical outfit they wear: Blue and black striped jacket, black jeans, red baseball cap. • Moral views: You have to make something of your life, whatever it takes. • Basic personality: He loves to make jokes. He uses sarcasm, irony, anything. He's really empathetic and kind to his friends, but if you're a stranger, get out of his way. He has a dark side that sometimes comes out when he's angry, although he rarely does. Loves to sleep. • Favorite Saying: "I'll alert the press." Used sarcastically. • Do they or do not have a job? What kind if so?: Yes, bartender. • Method of transportation: Red Vespa. • Favorite genre of music: Techno/Indie Pop • Their theme song: Sleepyhead-Passion Pit (Video link when I update.) • Favorite place to be: (Ice cream palor, arcade, park, roof of house, etc.) The bar where he works, Blue Zone. • Goals for the present: Very little. Just live his life. Make lots of money. • Long-range goal: To own a chain of bars and restaruants, to never have to work and still be rich. • Do they go to middle school/high school?: No, they just graduated from college. • What kind of place do they live in?: (House, apartment, mansion, street, etc) He is a roomate with a family of grumpy old people. • Any kind of pet? What kind if so?: Black cat, Winston. • Favorite food(s): Nachos. Pizza. • What is their financial situation?: (Homeless, poor, middle class, rich) Lower middle class. He has a steady stream of income, but not a lot. • Hobby: (List one to as many as you see fit) Mixology, cooking, comedy. • Normal Skill: (like can beat almost every video game, eating large quantities of food, material arts, etc) Fantastic mixologist and chef. Can eat anything, anytime, any quantity. Rather strong for his size. Fast. • Supernatural abilities: (Only three and they must relate to each other, and no ultimate powers.) Teleportation to average distances, doesn't know how, born with it. Ability to do minor mind reading, he trained himself to do that. • Favorite book and/or last-read book: The Carnivore's Dilemma. • What is the bedroom like?: Small, rather empty. A bed. Posters of comedians and celebrity chefs. He has a microwave and a fridge, a beanbag, and a large throw rug covering the entire room. White walls. • Parents?: (Single/None/Mom and dad) Single mom, dad died. (Dad supposedly died from heart attack. Really attacked by a demon.) • Fears: Dogs, death, Losing his mom. • Other things that weren’t covered here: He spends free time with his mom who he loves. He hasn't had a good relationship in a few years. He knows about demons and their kind, but not that his dad was killed by one.
I'm somewhat excited. It might be entertaining, although I said that about most things on the Internet. It's going good so far. Keep it up Reddit, and you might get added to my start.io
