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  1. Britishism
    Facepalm X2 Combo.
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 7, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Britishism
    wut is atmosphere
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 7, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Britishism
    RAY-A-SEE

    Capitals are a must.
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 7, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Britishism
    "Well, dammit." Nami said, adjusting the antenna once more. "If you want to listen as much as you say, stand up and help me."
    Zoro spat on the ground. "Nah. It's just weird that Luffy appears in this story, just after he disappeared." he said, frowning.
    Usopp groaned. "You can do it, Nami. Go, team."
    Nami sighed. "It isn't a team unless you idiots help me."

    Thump, thump.

    "Crap. Someone's at the door. Grab the radio, Nami. We're leaving."
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 7, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home
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    The lights on the TV flickered.

    "I made bacon, guys." Wallace said, carrying the plate back to the couch.
    Ramona glanced up. "Yum. Ssh."
    Wallace rolled his eyes and sat down. "What'd I miss?"
    Knives grabbed a piece of bacon. "Stuff."
    "Your sass is top-notch today."

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    In a small house on a large island, a group of pirates gather around a small table.

    Nami turned the dial on the radio. "Stupid choppy signal."
    "Ugh." Zoro tapped his fingers on the table. "Can't you get it to work?"
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 7, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home
  7. Britishism
    Tetsuya Nomura is a ventriloquist.
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 7, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  8. Britishism
    Vanish .
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 7, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  9. Britishism
    Post

    So

    Party .
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 7, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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  11. Britishism
    Walking the road to dawn.
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 7, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  12. Britishism
    I'd like to see that's Blue Sky movie.
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 7, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Britishism
    the lights are too bright. close your eyes. the sounds are too loud.

    [​IMG]

    "Hey, Joshua. Wake up. You know what today is, right?"
    Yes, I know what today is. It's the day my life somehow becomes even more ******.
    "Oh, come now, it might be fun."
    It won't be fun.
    "Well. Be that way, Joshua. But you still have to wake up."
    Who says I have to wake up? Why can't I just stay in my bed forever?
    That seems like the perfect solution to me.

    They're wrong about me. I'm not "crazy". They call me crazy. People can be afraid of spiders and society accepts them. So... why would this be different? I understand it's not normal. But why the hell do I have to be? They know what I can and can't handle. This is definitely something I can't handle. "There you are, Joshua. It's almost time to go by now." she says. Is she even going to miss me? "Alright, mom." I glance outside. There's a car waiting for me.


    I pull out a chair at the table and dip my spoon into the cereal in front of me. I don't know why I decided to eat cereal on my last day at home. You'd think I'd be getting something home-made. Something that would at least let me have good memories as I rode a strange black car into hell. I can't even finish. My stomach is twisting and contorting, trying to tell me that it's vehemently against this mental suicide. I agree. But it's time to go.

    "Bye, honey. I'll miss you." No she won't. She can go shopping now, without having to worry someone will call us and I'll freak out. It's not like she's wrong. I'm still pissed off, though. "Okay." I say. My voice is trembling. She comes to give me a hug. I pull back. God, things are blurring together now. I'm about to pass out. Dammit, I'm making it to the car. I walk out the door. The men are waiting right outside. They usher me into the vehicle and close the door.

    We speed down the road. I'm about to burst now. I can't stand this. I reach for the door handle. But what would I do if I made it out? I'd probably just curl up into fetal position and wait for the men to grab me. Minutes pass. No, it's longer than that. We pull into the drive. The house seems nice. It would be great if I were anyone else. But I'm not. And this isn't home.
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 7, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home
  14. Britishism
    "I like my women like I like my bacon, hot, and crunchy when you bite their arm off."
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 7, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Britishism
    "Hey baby, want to have a night of mediocre sexual intercourse that you'll regret in the morning?"
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 7, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Britishism
    Ace Phoenix: Hollow Bastion Committee.
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 7, 2011 in forum: The Playground
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    Scott blinked. "I mean, unless someone else wants it." he said, still a bit confused as to what's going on.

    Luffy grabbed hold of the edge of the ship, keeping himself still as the boat rocketed towards the island. "Wait, so what are we going to do when we get there?"

    OOC: Sorry for being late by a page or two.
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 7, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home
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    You're a enabler winner.
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 6, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Britishism
    Psychonautsmaster. Honestly? I feel like you need to understand she might not like you in that way, alright? She's with someone now. She sounds like a fantastic friend, congratulations. But the very fact that you would break her and someone she loves up means that although you love her, you might not nescesarily care about her feelings.
    Post by: Britishism, Aug 6, 2011 in forum: Help with Life