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  1. Jiku Neon
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    It's night

    You know what getting tazed and then chloroformed feels like now. That's what the coat was for. You're not going to pretend that you're good at noticing these things. You're good at reading people, but not when it comes to combat tricks. You make deals not war. So you're here with your hands cuffed together and your feet cuffed to a chair in some basement looking area and Ahomega is talking to someone on the phone on the other side of a glazed glass door. You can't hear it, but she looks like she's talking to her boss from how she's bobbing her head up and down. Silly Japanese.

    You're in front of a table, or behind it, let's just go with at it. And there's an industrial printer not far from it and it's making printing noises. Okay, so you're kidnapped again. That's clear, but why? What made that pure sweet looking girl decide to turn this into a weird rape scenario? Maybe she's a cultist. That's possible. You heard that there are a lot of Japanese kids joining cults these days. Something about the recession. Ahomega walks in before hanging up, big mistake. The last thing you hear her say equates to, "Yes, FB." So that's her boss. Eff Bee. She looks at you and apologizes for the rough methods. You tell her that you're fine with her being rough with you. She doesn't get it. How innocent, you just want to do dirty things to her now. After you are free and are certain she's unarmed. Yes. After that.

    She picks up the papers from the printer and slides them across the table to you and says to read. You do so. So the man you're working for is called Chris Thorsen or Thorsen Technologies. He's a big player in info selling and illegal arms deals and has been known to kick puppies. FB is coercing you into using your position in his employ to do some spying for him/her/it. Well, coercing and paying. So if you think about it, it's actually not that bad if you don't get caught. If you don't get caught. Last page is a contract. Figures they'd want it in writing even though they're a shadow organization.

    You ask who FB is. Ahomega says it's her boss. You knew that. She doesn't care. Okay, so why is FB looking to take down Thorsen? She doesn't know. Does she care? No. Alright, so why doesn't she care? It's none of your business, apparently. What's the penalty for just taking your chair and hopping out of here ungracefully. None, the door's locked and there are stairs. Touche.

    She looks kind of stressed out. You tell her that she needs to get used to killing people if she's going to be doing this kind of thing. She says that she'll keep you alive if she's allowed. How sweet. You feel like you're the kitten she found in the park and brought home now. She says that you should just sign it and get on with it, Thorsen is a bad guy and it's not like you're much worse off if you decide to double cross him, he's not exactly trustworthy. You ask her why she trusts someone who won't even give her a name? She frowns and stays quiet. You should...

    [] Push.
    [] Sign.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 16, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Jiku Neon
    Thanks or whatever guys. Minneapolis was not that bad. I hate the midwest accent and the overfriendly attitude most shop clerks had but the public transit was clean, smooth and free of criminals so it's a step up from my hometown.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 16, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Jiku Neon
    Reiku Zeon
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 16, 2013 in forum: The Playground
  4. Jiku Neon
    I actually hate the world of cardboard speech. It characterizes the largest problem I have with Superman and most serialized characters in general. There isn't a planned arc for development or an intelligently constructed plot. It's done at best on a year to year basis and at worst on an issue to issue basis. Then there's other writers with different visions coming in muddying continuity further. So when we finally have our story it's not self consistent. It doesn't match up with itself and when it becomes important that something has a correct continuity we end up with stupid sounding retcons like that speech. I'm not going to lie, it's a very well constructed plot hole. But it's basically still just a lampshade. I feel like all of the good things you mentioned about Supes can be boiled down to the same thing. It's a series of very well constructed plot holes. You can still like that but when I see something that is so obviously just a patch for a problem that should never have existed it bothers me.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 16, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Jiku Neon
    You're actually opening this up to a lot more misunderstandings by bringing in a well known and nonequivalent franchise.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 15, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Jiku Neon
    There's actually basically no science in Doctor Who most of the time. It's actually a fantasy series. Space fantasy, but still fantasy.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 15, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Jiku Neon
    Nig, get out. We don' appreciate your kind droppin' it 'round deez hur parts.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 15, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Jiku Neon
    Caring about Smash Bros after Melee is pretty much considered casual guys.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 15, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Jiku Neon
    Which Superman is this referring to? Because GayYellowSuperman doesn't have no problems 'cept his fashion sense.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 15, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Jiku Neon
    ...
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 15, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Jiku Neon
    Welcome to the Hyperdimensional Space Magical Robot Shoujo Girl's Academy for Modern Art and Witchcrafts
    ~Magister Gaiden Ai Desu~​


    SEASON ONE

    Chapter 1

    Chiaki Matsuda is shy, painfully so. She physically assaults people who come within 1 meter of her and is very sensitive about her prosthetic leg and small breasts. As first year in high school her peers begin to pick at her abnormalities more than usual. In a particularly messy incident some bitchy girls end up calling in their older boyfriends to take care of Matsuda. Just when it seems that she is about to get her face beat in with her own leg a mysterious upperclassman flies down from above and defeats the men and bitches with ease. After that, he molests Matsuda and incurs her wrath. He is then relegated to the position of narrator and makes no further appearances

    Chapter 2

    Chiaki Matsuda is shy, painfully so. She physically assaults people who come within 1 meter of her and is very sensitive about her prosthetic leg and small breasts. She has recently developed early stage androphobia. After the whole debacle with the incredibly fabulous upperclassman she has returned to classes where she sits apart from all of the other students and gets hassled a lot by their substitute homeroom teacher. After class one day she sees the incredibly busty educator cosplaying on the side of the street... whiledoingepicbattlewitharealmonsterthat'skillingtentaclerapingandcowpillagingleftandrightwithitsface. The teacher is losing badly though. When Matsuda is rushing from the scene the teacher falls down in front of her and without much heretofore and whattodo steals Matsuda's first kiss in order to turn her into a Hyperdimensional Space Magical Robot Shoujo Girl. With her newfound power Matsuda is easily able to dispatch the monster.

    Chapter 3

    Chiaki Matsuda is shy, painfully so. She physically assaults people who come within 1 meter of her and is very sensitive about her prosthetic leg and small breasts. She has recently developed mid stage androphobia and pedagophobia. She's also dealing with the standard trials and tribulations of being the mid semester transfer student into the Akamatsu no Mai Private School for the Particularly Magical and/or Robotic (Girl's Wing). After the debacle with the incredibly busty and fabulous substitute homeroom teacher she has enrolled in classes in AnMPSotPMa/oR(GW). Class 1A specifically. The class rep, Class Rep, becomes Matsuda's only ally and the top social clique wants to do XXX things to Matsuda. Antics ensue.

    Chapter 4

    Chiaki Matsuda is shy, painfully so. She physically assaults people who come within 1 meter of her and is very sensitive about her prosthetic leg and small breasts. She has recently developed permanent and pathological androphobia, gynophobia and pedagophobia. She's also dealing with the standard trials and tribulations of being the mid semester transfer student into the Akamatsu no Mai Private School for the Particularly Magical and/or Robotic (Girl's Wing). After weathering several sexual assaults and managing to meet a person so nonthreatening that she doesn't instinctively attack Matsuda is taken to the principals' office where she is told that she is the only hope of the academy. Magical girls are created through very specific circumstances. To become a magical girl a pure maiden must give up her first kiss to a matured good aligned magical being. The problem is the busty teacher is the only remaining matured good aligned magical being with the exception of Matsuda. Her powers matured almost instantly and she is a full fledged Witch now. So she and Class Rep begin to go out and look for magicalgirl candidates. Antics ensue.

    Chapter 5

    Chiaki Matsuda is shy, painfully so. She physically assaults people who come within 1 meter of her and is very sensitive about her prosthetic leg and small breasts. She has recently developed permanent and pathological androphobia, gynophobia and pedagophobia. She's also dealing with the standard trials and tribulations of being the only hope of the Akamatsu no Mai Private School for the Particularly Magical and/or Robotic (Girl's Wing). After several episodes of collecting new magical girls for the academy Matsuda realizes that this is all a big conspiracy to raise an army of Battle Meguca for a confrontation with the Akamatsu no Mai Private School for the Particularly Magical and/or Robotic (Boy's Wing) so that they will keep their superior funding. When she confronts the principal and complains about how she's been forced to force herself on these girls an epic battle ensues. Matsuda is defeated and suspended for a week. Class Rep gets off scot free.

    Chapter 6

    Chiaki Matsuda is shy, painfully so. She physically assaults people who come within 1 meter of her and is very sensitive about her prosthetic leg and small breasts. She has recently developed permanent and pathological androphobia, gynophobia and pedagophobia. She's also dealing with the standard trials and tribulations of being duped by the Akamatsu no Mai Private School for the Particularly Magical and/or Robotic (Girl's Wing). Matsuda has been made aware of the purpose of the academy. To build up the powers of magical and technologically talented heroes so they may be ready for the coming of Redmond and Blutarch British and their nine deities of darkness. To preempt this Matsuda drops out and returns to her old school, forsaking all of her powers and escaping the continuous yuri advances. Class Rep becomes the new hope of the academy.

    SEASON TWO

    ~In progress~


    Because apparently I shouldn't have stopped to watch Ghostbusters while replying to Ash-han's thread.
    Thread by: Jiku Neon, Jun 15, 2013, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Jiku Neon
    Most Overrated/Underrated needs to come back. No lies, only facts.
    Would also suggest most mysterious because it's a thing I might win again.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 14, 2013 in forum: 2013
  13. Jiku Neon
    I've been here for years.
    Thread by: Jiku Neon, Jun 14, 2013, 8 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Jiku Neon
    No, I'm going to Minnesota. Where have you been?
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 8, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Jiku Neon
    I will not go away until tomorrow morning and you DID.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 8, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Jiku Neon
    Forget what I said before. NOW, LOOK WHAT YOU DID RAT.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 8, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Jiku Neon
    Well, you shouldn't have.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 6, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Jiku Neon
    You know what you did.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 6, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Jiku Neon
    Rat, look what you did.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, Jun 6, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Jiku Neon
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    'kay... So,

    as pretty much none of you know, I've always pretty much hated motion control and online play for vidyas. But you know what, I'm actually looking forward to this XblockOne thing. It's pretty much getting me back into console gaming, looking at the updates and press releases. It looks like a solid machine and despite some of the issues with the camera, used games and whatever else, I'm thinking they can make this thing work for them. Hell, I might even use it as a cable box, too. I guess what I'm getting at in general is that I'm actually about as psyched for this shit as I can be about anything. Oh, yeah, how much anyone wanna bet Sony cocks up the PS4 completely?
    Thread by: Jiku Neon, Jun 6, 2013, 62 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone