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  1. Jiku Neon
    That must be why I rated them highest. Look at how right I am.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, May 21, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Jiku Neon
    Nah, black sweater.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, May 21, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Jiku Neon
    I would agree with everyone, if everyone was right.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, May 21, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Jiku Neon
    Post by: Jiku Neon, May 21, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Jiku Neon
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    It's night

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    You try to move yourself from your hiding spot as silently as possible while she's still checking for more traps. Your leg actually feels terrible now, wait, it just fell asleep. You drag it along after you as you creep closer. She doesn't seem to notice you because she'd making enough noise with shuffling around trapfinding to makes your footsteps. You're nearly fifteen feet from her. Even if she did turn around and shoot you now, she'd naturally aim at the chest like all soldiers are trained to and you'd have an opening. Still, you don't much like the idea of taking a slug to the anywhere so you try to stay low and ready to hit the dirt. You're about ten feet away and you're almost sure she's noticed you. You say hi and ask how the trapfinding's coming. Unexpectedly, she just greets you as well and asks if you were followed. You ask if she counts. She frowns and says that she didn't follow you, it was just chance that you met again. Before you have a response she says that she doesn't think she was followed either. She looks tired. You ask her how she got off the train. She frowns at you and tells you that after you bailed on her she had a short gunfight with Loser and ended up jumping out the back door and running through the forest for about an hour. Then she realized that she was lost and started heading north in the hopes that she'd covered enough ground to lose the Americans. You ask her if she was shot or injured. Her leg is fractured, but that's it. You tell her that it's kind of not a, "that's it" problem but she brushes you off and says she already made a splint and had to deal with worse in basic.

    Problem now is that they can follow her trail directly to you. You don't tell her that she cocked up because she seems kind of pissed and armed and Russian, but you want to get moving again before the Americans catch up, which count be within the hour if her story is true. You tell her that you were just finished resting and that it's time to move again. She says that since you're both injured it'd be better to fight. You ask her if she saw her partner's corpse. She looks away from you. She saw it. She knows that he was totally outclassed. She says that he was weak anyway. Weak or strong, he got owned by a size 3 who hasn't a scratch on her. Miss Spetznaz is getting huffy now, talking about how since she's failed the mission she'll be killed even if she escapes unless she at least kills the enemy and stops them from completing their objective. She'd rather bet on this sliver of a chance than walk around the forests getting weaker and slower until she's caught.

    You tell her that she doesn't have to report back anyway. When things go badly in black ops like this, you can always just defect and leave it to someone else to take care of. It's not like Russia's all that great a place to be anyway. She bites her lip for a second and decides not to deck you for your insult to her honor or whatever it is that makes these soldiers tick. You continue saying that it's time to run and that you can make sure that both of you get away but only if she follows your lead. The woman looks conflicted for a moment but quickly asks you to lead the way.

    As good as that all sounds, you have no idea whether you can make good on that promise or not. What do you do?
    Post by: Jiku Neon, May 21, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Jiku Neon
    MicrosoftXTelevision is the only pure love.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, May 21, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Jiku Neon
    It's 'cause your name's white.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, May 21, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Jiku Neon
    If it was translated by Viz it'd be over 500.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, May 20, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Jiku Neon
    Swag bees 2 da Based God.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, May 20, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Jiku Neon
    nu uh
    Post by: Jiku Neon, May 20, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Jiku Neon
    Dude, you needsa calm your shite down and lemme tell you a story about how you're wrong. Now in the time of Ancient Mariners, that's why they are. The end.
    Post by: Jiku Neon, May 20, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone