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    QUESTION MARK picks up the BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL.

    ITEM RECEIVED > BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL

    INVENTORY

    [k] - KEY
    - BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL


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    QUESTION MARK realizes that this is absolutely useless. And he is not simply speaking of the fact that it is a bust.

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    QUESTION MARK does not hold any dice to set a complete power roll at the moment, so QUESTION MARK bowls the BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL across the alley.

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    [video=youtube;VapNvCXbRJg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VapNvCXbRJg[/video]

    It appears to have unlocked a door at the end! However, the BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL is now blocking the doorway.
    Post by: What?, May 29, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. What?
    > DANCE

    QUESTION MARK conducts his most fabulous and lovely dance.


    [video=youtube;cUd1NmCmx1c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUd1NmCmx1c[/video]

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    BADLY-DRAWN NEUROTIC SHADOW ONE emits a verbal note of disgust.

    THE SHADOWS have fled!

    However, the DANCE command has TELEPORTALED QUESTION MARK to a bowling alley!



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    Goodness, how in the world shall QUESTION MARK visit WHAT?'s home at this moment?
    Post by: What?, May 29, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    It appears that both doors are indeed unlocked! However, QUESTION MARK begins to wonder the use of such a key on the ground, and which door he shall enter.

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    More ridiculous dashes? QUESTION MARK mutters to himself on the rather ridiculous decor of WHAT?'s home. But it appears he holds company.

    BATTLE INITIATE

    > Shadow Lv. 1
    > Shadow Lv. 1
    > Shadow Lv. 1

    COMMAND
    > Fight
    > Item
    > Dance
    > Run
    Post by: What?, May 29, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    QUESTION MARK now stands facing the MYSTERIOUS KEY.

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    QUESTION MARK barrel rolls into the MYSTERIOUS KEY, retrieving it.

    ITEM RECEIVED > MYSTERIOUS KEY

    INVENTORY
    [k] - KEY

    But, what is this?


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    QUESTION MARK holds a slight feeling that this is not the correct key.

    WHAT? checks his inventory:

    INVENTORY
    [p] - PENCIL
    [p] - PENCIL
    [P] - PEN
    [W] - MOBY-DICK BY HERMAN MELVILLE

    Sadly there is a discreet lack of ordnances within WHAT?'s inventory.
    Post by: What?, May 29, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. What?
    A good friend of mine is currently stranded outside my home with only a house key in the vicinity around his being. He is, unfortunately, a living question mark and thus holds no access to optical sensory organs. He is thus requesting us to guide himself towards my home.

    I have created a rudimentary map of the area below. His first task is to retrieve the key on the ground before entering one of the two doors around his person.


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    "Please, KH-Vids, you're my only hope!"
    Thread by: What?, May 29, 2011, 68 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I am fourteen, madam.

    I am fourteen, madam.
    Profile Post by What? for Axel and riku lover, May 29, 2011
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    Post by: What?, May 29, 2011 in forum: Archive
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    I shall dearly await the point at which RvR shall follow all statements in his posts with a long chain of hearts.

    A wonderful job indeed - the progression of quality for these podcasts is stunning and wonderful with each new podcast session. Bravissimo.
    Post by: What?, May 29, 2011 in forum: Community News & Projects
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    khv

    East? I thought you said Weast.
    Post by: What?, May 28, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone