This was amazingly wonderful - one of the best choruses so far I must say! Bravo everyone who contributed to this, and especially Jayn for putting everything together and making such take place!
All hail the Betty Crocker empire.
Well hello, le jeu. I am placing all of the blame possible upon Cookiie for your existence on this forum, but it shall be a pleasure to have you here. Please stay active. Also please do not peek at myself through the windows.
Name: ASHWIN MAGHAN Age: 15 Appearance: Spoiler Interests: You hold a veritable cornucopia of interests - you are a fan of all sorts of KNOWLEDGE, especially on the MECHANICS OF THE WORLD AND ITS SOCIETIES. This manifests itself through your love for both the SCIENCE and HUMANITIES - though you are especially privy towards ARCHITECTURE, HISTORY, CHEMISTRY, and LANGUAGES. A shame you are ONLY COMPLETELY FLUENT IN ENGLISH. You hold a special adoration for a rather eclectic combination of things - you consider 1920's ERA FASHION to be RATHER LOVELY, you are an enormous fan of JAZZ AND BLUES MUSIC, though this provides a rather strange CONTRAST with your CONSTANT INTERNET TIME and your ADORATION OF JAPANESE ANIMATION. Though you claim that you enjoy ANY FICTIONAL WORK as long as it is WELL-WRITTEN. You are also a horrendous GAMER OF SOME INEXPLICABLE SORT. In your spare time you conduct the AFOREMENTIONED, though are particularly fond of READING, JAPANESE ANIMATION VIEWING, MORE READING, VIDEO GAMING, EVEN MORE READING, INTERNETING, and the like, though you have a personal fondness for CARTOGRAPHY as a hobby. You believe that AN UNDERSTANDING OF THE ENVIRONMENT CAN BE ACHIEVED SUCCESSFULLY THROUGH MAPPING. ChumHandle: sophophilicGentleman Text Color: Something sort of similar to this colour. Typing Quirk: prone to inserting your slightly confusing and long-winded phrases with excessive word usage and general verbosity in itself, adding an addressive suffix of some sort, good sir or madam reading this short introductory phrase. Strife Specibus: Bookkind Personal Symbol: Spoiler Class & Power: Sage of Mind Guardian: FATHER.
Before I begin I would like to direct everyone to Cat's amazing fan art because she is absolutely amazing. "Okay, okay, Phantasmagoric, or- or Guardian Soul, or whatever the hell you want me to call you! God, I am so confused. What in god's name is going on here? Where the hell am I? What in the world were we attacked by there?" "Well, where should I begin. First of all, welcome to Vladivostok." "Huh, Vladiwhowhat." You notice the screen behind THE GUARDIAN SOUL has changed to an image of GOOGLE MAPS. "Vladivostok, a city in Russia, or at least what used to be Russia. It's a rather long story, I've got to say. Vladivostok's been my only home for a while. Only home for all of Midsummernight, really. What an odd place. You probably barely knew Vladivostok when you were back in Alaska, I'd presume. Not very well known back in those times in general. Just a tiny town located on the corner of the world." "Now look at it. Perhaps one of the largest cities left in the world." Largest cities? What in the world was this man talking about? "What do you mean by largest cities left in the world, exactly? And that brings myself to another question I have been meaning to ask you for a good while, 'specially considering your jabber about how I 'used to remember this city like this and that'." "Are you really Phantasmagoric? And, more importantly, why in the world am I here, and how in the world did I find myself in this dangerous place?" "Yes, I am really Phantasmagoric. I am really The Guardian Soul. Neither are my proper names, though. I'm not telling you that, but go ahead and keep calling me The Guardian Soul, I'd prefer that actually. To answer your other question, simply put. The city grew." "Why in the world are you here, you say? Well, we've got a big reason for you to be here. Namely, you can help us with our effort. Let me bring you back to Vladivostok in a while, and that'll lead you into your next answer. We aren't in what you'd call Russia before then, that certainly is for sure. It's a bit different. You'll definitely see later. Notice how everything's the same, Sforz? Notice all of those posters with the strange text? Camera-quads. They all are like television screens - two way. They can see you and you can see anything projected through them. They watch you. This city, Vladivostok, is just one of the many around the Pacific Rim and the North in general controlled by an evil tyrant calling himself the Comrade. Those Top Hats were stray scouts just looking around to pick on anything not seen by the camera-quads. This is the home of Midsummernight, and a few of us here have lived here for quite a while before that man came to power. This is also the central base of the Comrade, and his autocratic control over the happiness of millions of people. I hope you realize what we are getting at, here. I can't say anything blatant, lest any secret microphones pick up anything. I thought you would be a great candidate, especially seeing as I found you waking up from that enormous coma you had. Whose quarters were you in? Mine. At least my old ones. Why else was the page set to that forum you appear to frequent? Or used to." "Midsummernight is a family. These people are close to me. You have become part of it, whether you like it or not, simply by learning of its existence. But family, oh - family takes care of itself as well." Well, that was CONFUSING. You take some time to GULP DOWN EVERYTHING before continuing with your questions. COMA? You were in a COMA? For how long? You personally have not read much SHAKESPEARE but you recall that MIDSUMMER NIGHT appears to directly reference a CERTAIN SHAKESPEAREAN PLAY BY SUCH A TITLE. "Why Midsummernight? Isn't that some kind of uh, Shakespeare reference?" "You'll see soon enough." "So, what is with that Midsummernight symbol anyway? What does it have to do with anything?" "Ah, that. That is the Midnight Star, designed by a friend of a few Midsummernight members who apparently were excellent friends with her. According to them, she passed on her name to the symbol of Midsummernight before she departed. You should ask Fire - she was good friends with her, and she'll be here in a moment." "Is there any real reason why everything here is cast in red, blue and white?" "No real reason. Midnight Star liked some artist from a long time ago named Piet Mondrian. Except we can barely recover any of his work now besides the fact that he used lines and primary colours. Don't tell her if you see her again, which I doubt, but she's a bit off in replicating Mondrian's work around here, though it's understandable, since basically everyone here except myself has not seen what it actually looks like yet. This is what happens when the graphic artist goes off to get food and people who only know what his work looks like from rough estimates start doing things. I like it though, it's very unique. We aren't using any yellow here, though. I hope you know why, especially considering what we are up against." You are PRETTY SURE YOU HAVE HEARD OF PIET MONDRIAN BEFORE. Not being able to recover his work? You would think that it would be clear as day in some sort of ART MUSEUM. Then again, this strange man has been tossing around a few ODD IMPLICATIONS. You are growing rather SUSPICIOUS. You are EXTREMELY STARVING, especially with these LAYERS OF EXPOSITION. "Alright, alright, do you have any snacks at least? I haven't eaten anything for a while. You even said I was in a coma of sorts! Jegus, you still haven't told me how I got in that." "I'll do so in a second. First," You see THE GUARDIAN SOUL press a BUTTON on the table. "Fire, we'd like you in here quickly, please. Reheat the pizza or some such. Also, I'd like you to tell this young man we have here how we found him, exactly." "Right. Getting in there, GS. That pizza is pretty old and kind of disgusting though. 'Least in my opinion. Cat and British ordered it. Hope he likes potato and anchovy." "Thanks." Dear god. The worst thing about VLADIVOSTOK you can think of right now is the HORRIBLE PIZZA TOPPINGS. At least while you are OH SO HUNGRY. ASK? >_
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First quite Degas and Sisley, and now I find much of a Manet in yourself as well. Oh no, I do care, as you are not Luke. Have a Kit-Kat. Everything except the food if you are not a fan of tripe, blood pudding, and the less desirable parts of the animal. 'tis not bad, however. A rather strangely directed advertisement by spdude that featured himself walking around the city covered in bags of money saying "JOIN KH-VIDS OR HARPER WILL RULE THE COUNTRY AGAIN." He lied. Almost. ""Ohhhhhh canada land of delicious ham and hockey and moose, eh?" Samurai Pizza Cats. A rubber band. [video=youtube;R36dxzbsU4g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R36dxzbsU4g[/video] Beautiful. Wonderful. The voice. Lovely people. Quite the fan of both, actually. Though I am more inclined towards the good Picasso and his gang, ever so slightly. A perfect representation of a human expression. This choice is harder than deciding whether to eat bagels or eat chocolate for myself, though personally I am quite the fan of the bombastic classical-romanticist. I found you to be quite the Dali myself, very mysterious indeed, but you have revealed a few Ernst and Miro colours. Back away, patron troll! *shoosh shoosh pap pap* Neither. It would be Bro Strider due to his excellent level of Otaku-ness. He shall beat Jane in cooking. He shall beat Jake in adventuring. Why exactly? Because he read Toriko. Cinnamon is not preferable. When I first noted you sir, I found you to be a rather serious individual, quite like the realism of Degas, though from such a point on I have seen your excellency at debates, unique personality, and very interesting sense of humour. You are a very lovely person, even though you may be prone to getting into conflict with a few others due to you expressing your mind and the like. Especially Degas, actually - Now I see a multitude of colours in yourself, especially Cezanne and Sisley, but including the Degas. You are essentially the one that makes sure all of us stay on the ground. They were absolutely wonderful - no skirmish of knowledge, no matter how small, should be considered child's play, as in these one always is able to learn more, if not about the topic then about the opinions of the person. What innocence? Rather Degas, I must say, with a touch of Sisley. Now I see quite a bit of Manet in yourself as well. Part-time question timer. A true gentleman always commands for there to be light present. Quoth Casca, "It was all Greek to me." Why certainly. I wish for all witches to disappear forever, by my own hand, and to bear all of the suffering of the new universe I create. And also Homura to be happy. Why bonjour my beautiful mother. Very Cezanne and Sisley, and that has not necessarily changed but with perhaps an inclusion of Manet. Please do not fall to Pika's tricks. You are absolutely amazing parents. I shall answer this extensively seriously because I do believe people I converse with should understand this. There is no need for grammar improvement and the like whenever speaking or conversing with myself - quite honestly I would prefer if you would converse in whatever you believe would feel the most natural, as natural vernacular is through which ideas can be the most fluidly distributed, and conversations are all about an exchange of ideas at root. Or perhaps it is an unconscious grammar improvement sort of thing. I am not baking the poor blackbirds into a pie. Love. And the best turkey you may ever consume stuffed with more love. I love you as well, my lovely mother. It is a horrible habit, and quite honestly I do not deserve some of the things I am credited for. The meaning of your question is that of being a question asking the meaning of itself. Not the painter, but their style of painting. Think Oceania from Nineteen Eighty-Four. Proposed an idea? She already conducts this all of the time and they are amazing ideas. Alright I am adding you to my troll list with this particular question. "This reminds me of a puzzle." He would then pull hidden, unexpected evidence out of his hat like he does plot points and realizations whilst the prosecution was busy spending three hours attempting to rearrange a few blocks as to move a metal ball from one side of the area to the other. But I am not my evil twin.
This is absolutely beautiful, so beautiful. Just simply amazing. There are no words. I cannot verbalise properly through text alone. All of the bravissimo. Please do not be surprised if I reference you and your amazing art work in Sforzatoquest. You have motivated an update.
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This is absolutely amazing. I am horribly honoured for these videos to exist. Watching immediately. You are amazing, madam.
Indeed, indeed, understanding some of Hussie's writing style we may assume such may go anyway. Perhaps the fans were indeed quite wrong. I...
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Human! Would you be interested in joining the wonderful Betty Crocker brand empire?
What?: Do the Introduction Thing Spoiler Your name is ASHWIN MAGHAN. You are FIFTEEN YEARS OLD. You hold a veritable cornucopia of interests - you are a fan of all sorts of KNOWLEDGE, especially on the MECHANICS OF THE WORLD AND ITS SOCIETIES. This manifests itself through your love for both the SCIENCE and HUMANITIES - though you are especially privy towards ARCHITECTURE, HISTORY, CHEMISTRY, and LANGUAGES. A shame you are ONLY COMPLETELY FLUENT IN ENGLISH. You hold a special adoration for a rather eclectic combination of things - you consider 1920's ERA FASHION to be RATHER LOVELY, you are an enormous fan of JAZZ AND BLUES MUSIC, though this provides a rather strange CONTRAST with your CONSTANT INTERNET TIME and your ADORATION OF JAPANESE ANIMATION. Though you claim that you enjoy ANY FICTIONAL WORK as long as it is WELL-WRITTEN. You are also a horrendous GAMER OF SOME INEXPLICABLE SORT. You reside in your small home with your rather loud and almost hammy FATHER. You are the SAGE OF DISCORD. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS has been allocated to BOOKKIND and your SYLLADEX is of the PERIODIC TABLE MODUS. Your chumhandle is sophophilicGentleman and you are prone to inserting your slightly confusing and long-winded phrases with excessive word usage and general verbosity in itself, adding an addressive suffix of some sort, good sir or madam reading this short introductory phrase.
Spoiler This what Homestuck does to you, Zeonark.
I see quite a bit of Degas in yourself, with a touch of Cezanne. Here you are. Degas - Spoiler Monet - Spoiler Quite honestly I am not too sure which anime character I may associate myself with effectively. You are a very unique individual and I found our first interaction to be very entertaining. The Tempest, because if I choose the latter you will murder myself in cold blood. Who? I must say sir, you are quite the Monet, Manet, and Cezanne. Where? Alice TheMuffinMan Makaze Zter Guardian Soul Cookiie A single choice is hard to define so I shall simply say I adore all of the trolls in some way but my favourites may be Kanaya, Karkat, Sollux, and Terezi. When? This is implying that I am.
Why thank you my good sir. It was a planet? I had presumed it was the Death Star. To your home The location of my pillow as goodness my head is hurting. Four minutes and thirteen seconds in the future. Thursaturday. You are an eclectic combination of Cezanne, Manet, and Degas. I am not even a fan of cleavers! I know very little, I must inform you. If I were to debate with many of those on the forum I would lose. Wikipedia is my one true love. Toki wa tomare! Impressionism and the painters under the artistic style are all wonderful. I do believe Exdeath fighting with paper fans would be rather lovely to view.
Ed-ou-ard Ma-net. Though now I personally see a bit of Sis-ley as well, sir. Quite honestly I would adore visiting anywhere in the southern hemisphere, Argentina included. Argentina appears to be an absolutely lovely location. This is a forum death sentence. Funky student. Izanagi-no-Capcomvideogame This is an impossible decision. Pancakes in waffle shapes. Eaten through a bagel. This is a trick question and you sir do know it is! That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous questions Or by logging out, end them. Shoosh of Pap. Klingon French. You are essentially a combination of all sorts of Degas and Sisley. 2060. Excessive KH-Vids usage. She is too good for myself. On second? You were quite Cezanne I must say, though now I see quite the blossoming Monet and Manet combination. E.T. All of the greens in the universe. The manticore. I am not riding misspelled Tibetan Buddhist monks. Why bonjour! I hope I am not a cleaver. I viewed a bit of Monet in yourself and I continue to do so, though there is also a bit of Cezanne.
