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  1. What?
    > As the adventurer departs, a Wight appears.


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    > The petrified man crumbles into dust.

    Andrew.
    It is me.
    I am in the body of this skeleton. I am unable to wait for so long to do so little while my body is weakened.
    I expected this to happen and transferred my consciousness to a resurrected skeleton after the bloody bandit fool petrified me with his pet.
    See them off from afar. If they leave the village, so be it.
    That is our goal, of course.
    I must wait for a few moments as I reconstruct my body through my magic. Distract them by any means necessary, and make sure Ventus is protected.
    Post by: What?, Jul 17, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Enough of this foolishness.
    Andrew, what did I say.
    Never trust dirty-hearted highwaymen.

    Let me cast off this disguise.


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    Imitating a dead Elder was definitely tiresome, but I should give you highwaymen credit for dragging me to this point.

    Bone Barrier

    ((I have not played this particular Fire Emblem game so hurray creating random spells ))
    Post by: What?, Jul 16, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I will hold them off.


    Now, now, everyone, please.
    Let us be civil about this.
    Call off your ... pet, you spellcasting bandit.
    Post by: What?, Jul 16, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Andrew! Watch yourself! They have turned violent! Retrieve your sickle!

    Calm yourselves this instant, you dirty bandits!
    We do not wish for complications!
    Post by: What?, Jul 16, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Inform them we only have rooms with single beds.
    It is the truth, after all.
    Give them the rooms that have interconnected doors, to give the illusion of being able to access each other, but lock the doors and seal them with a magic spell so they will be separated.
    Post by: What?, Jul 16, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    It is delicious.
    Your Shaman friend is being delusional ... probably from all of the spells.
    It is clear that your friends are simply tired from your travel.
    Post by: What?, Jul 16, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    The crazy Shaman's on to us, but I would be damned if the others decided to listen to him after my explanation.
    Tie up those two in a chair, they are dangerous. Do it privately, in their separate rooms.
    Post by: What?, Jul 16, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    You are seeing things.
    The dust from the village is ... getting into your perceptions.

    Now that we have arrived at the Inn,
    Please, have some tea. All of you.
    It will help ... clear you of the effect of the dust.


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    Andrew, quickly, put the chamomile extract in the tea so they are knocked unconscious immediately.
    Post by: What?, Jul 16, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Why thank you, my dear ... I have misjudged you, clearly.
    My secret must stay a secret, for now, and I hope, for the remainder of our acquaintance.



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    They cannot help us.
    You would be wise to cease your opposition to the plan.
    Post by: What?, Jul 16, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Dearest me, a very ... touching story.
    Please, rest assured. There will be no harm to your friends. As long as you do not act ... out of hand.
    But if it would please all of you ... I would prefer it if you would get your robed Shaman upstart to watch his lips, and listen little to him.
    The dust around the village is laden with ... heavy metals of a particular type, that may induce mind numbing, and your friend may have been a victim to that.
    Post by: What?, Jul 16, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    No, no, of course not.
    But you understand that if they stay here there would probably be a repeat of such an event. These are violent highwaymen bandits who will simply bring ruin to the village!


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    ...

    An Elder must stay fit in these environments. The area around the village is dangerous, crawling with ... highwaymen and bandits.
    Post by: What?, Jul 16, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    What is this ... what is this feeling?

    Was I stung? I appear ... I feel, weaker.


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    Look what I told you, Andrew.
    They've been using traps on us. These highwaymen are no good. We need to get them out of the village as soon as possible. I am not fond of revealing my form in the middle of town.

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    My my, that would certainly be ... pleasant. Please, please, go ahead.

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    My dear, you youngsters are becoming ... aggressive.
    Please, no need for violence ... no need. Calm yourselves. It would be unfortunate if any ... accidents, were had.
    You may enjoy tea at the Inn.
    Post by: What?, Jul 16, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    ... Yes, of course. Of course!

    We have a small Inn in our tiny village where you may rest up. It is currently located on the grounds claimed by the Sideshow Carnival.
    Please, dear Andrew, let us personally escort these ... newcomers.
    Post by: What?, Jul 16, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone