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  1. Britishism
    Ah, this was brilliant. Good work, Ace. It made me laugh many, many times.
    Post by: Britishism, Sep 23, 2011 in forum: Archives
  2. Britishism
    Kunai and flails are both impractical.

    Buy a gun.
    Post by: Britishism, Sep 23, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Britishism
    My God/Goddess Is: Britishism

    My Name Is: Caleb Fairland

    I came into this world on: January First, 1990

    Some people say I’m: Strange. That I say what's on my mind, no matter what it is. I suppose they're right, but what's strange about that? I guess I'm happy to be "strange". But as they say, I'm usually happy.

    This has been my life so far: My life, eh? You know, I don't think there's anything special about my life, really. I was born, I went to school, and I did stupid stuff in high school. But yeah, I went to college, got a degree in theater, and that fell in on itself. So I got a job at a sleazy bar and met a girl. She was sweet, in her own way. Didn't change the fact she stole my money and left me. I was down on my luck, but still hopeful that something good would come my way. I guess it did.

    Oh yeah, this is me:
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    This is my baby: A 1990 edition voice box.

    This is what I enjoy in life: Food- anything edible, really. Singing, of course, why else would I be here? Girls, if you catch my drift. Would it be bad to say long walks on the beach? Also, I guess acting. Never really worked out for me, but it's a passion.

    This is what I hate: Most animals. Not to be mean or whatever, I just like things that can talk. Oh, yeah, winter, I hate winter. Uh, reading anything but music. It was never my strong suit. Also, I guess I hate conforming. I don't really know how to put it, but when someone told me to do something, I did the opposite.

    If I could have a theme song, this would be it: I guess this fits me pretty well.
    Post by: Britishism, Sep 23, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home
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  5. Britishism
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    Singer Two, please.

    Singer Two, please.
    Profile Post by Britishism for Jayn, Sep 23, 2011
  6. Britishism
    Y'all so talented Rissy.

    Honestly, I love them all. Your work always impresses me. And makes me strive for premium.

    Is there any way I could get the stock for the Wind Waker one?
    Post by: Britishism, Sep 23, 2011 in forum: Arts & Graphics
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    Cats are perhaps the best animal ever.

    My cat's been hiding somewhere in my house for a long time.
    Post by: Britishism, Sep 23, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Britishism
    This


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    Post by: Britishism, Sep 23, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Britishism
    It's a warm summer evening, and the wind has never felt so good. A shame about the wind, though. You hear blood gets pretty tossed around in a breeze. Your fingers are wrapped around a spoon, gripping the plastic utensil with an inhuman force. As the sun begins to set, you turn and stride down the road. Ah. There he is. It's Nyan Cat. You take a deep breath and dash towards him. Your hair flies back as you rush towards towards the mythical being. You jump over a planking pedestrian and strike the cat's dangling tail. The beast swings its mighty head down to stare into your eyes. You clear your throat and smile sheepishly. The cat tackles you, sending you tumbling into the street. You hop to your feet and leap onto the windshield of an oncoming truck. Your precarious perch is moving increasingly faster. As your eyes follow the Poptart-like being, you frown. The end credits of Portal are playing through your head. Not today. You leap off of the vehicle and roll onto the sidewalk. You once more impact the planker. Good Lord, when will he learn his lesson. You kick him once for good measure and turn back to Nyan Cat. Say good-night, memey. You twirl the plastic spoon in your hand and smirk. One hit is all it takes. You kick it into top gear and dive towards the cat. You swing your spoon, smashing into its strawberry side. It flies into the planker, sending the fool tumbling into the street. The cat, unbalanced like a turtle, attempts to stretch to its feet, but fails miserably. You slowly walk to the beast and sigh. You hate to ruin a breeze.


    Nyan, nyan, nyan, ny-
    Post by: Britishism, Sep 22, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Britishism
    Everybody do the Xehanort
    Post by: Britishism, Sep 22, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Britishism
    Avatar: 9/10, Absolutely beautiful.
    Signature: 8/10, Nice.
    Post by: Britishism, Sep 22, 2011 in forum: The Playground
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  15. Britishism
    seems legit.
    Post by: Britishism, Sep 22, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Britishism
    Think of a Justin Bieber poster

    Signed by Justin Bieber
    Post by: Britishism, Sep 22, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Britishism
    You're incredibly lucky.

    JB is my kind of girl, y'know?
    Post by: Britishism, Sep 22, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Britishism
    Ah, Brilliant. If any other important characters are open, I'll take them.
    Post by: Britishism, Sep 22, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home
  19. Britishism
    You're incredibly lucky.

    RDJ is my kind of man, y'know?
    Post by: Britishism, Sep 22, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Britishism
    I said hipster, not insufferable ass-

    Oh wait.
    Post by: Britishism, Sep 22, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone