He can't fit a thread OP in the character limit that Twitter has.
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Hit on her. Sleep requires company.
The Riddick ad .
(was joke)
Bumping so people can see how much she sucks
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Magical Girl Chris hair color: red outfit theme: sailor weapon: jump rope Magical Girl Nate_River hair color: yellow outfit theme: nerd weapon: leek neither, please
Find a place to drink. For some reason, drinking always leads to having somewhere to sleep.
OR I guess .
Sleep .
check front door first, then try to pick the locks. If that doesn't work, check out the windows. Failing that, cry lots.
My point was most people don't have the attention span required to read the irrelevant stuff and since it's irrelevant, why include it?
Imagine how much more interesting it'd be if it wasn't a wall of irrelevant text. Also, we're pretty sure you wouldn't make a big deal out of misspelling a word, so there's no need to mention that bit either. We get it.
Just how drunk are you ?
You were a fool and left them in your other pants pocket.
Grab her face and kiss her forcefully. Freak her out, run away as fast as you can, then keep running.
