It was funny untill you said that. :/
dear god it burns.
THE GREAT CHRISTHOR DOES NOT SEE US FOR OUR GENDER, FOR The Lord HAS ENLIGHTENED HIM.
Do you need to see an English teacher? Naw. This thread is pointless. Everyone knows the staff member that closes it will win.
YES MY BROTHER, YOUR BUMP HAS TAKEN US FURTHER FROM OUR DOOM bump
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Wifey says (18:15): *damn *Go Bard Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:15): **Wifey sent out BARD! 418HP, 149ATK, 197DEF, 138SPC, 184SPE, DRAGON type. *GO DeathSpank **Mortualia || on GunZ sent out DEATHSPANK! 457HP, 199ATK, 178DEF, 186SPC, 116SPE, FLYING type. **BARD is first. Wifey says (18:15): *USE SPANK OF DEATH Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:15): **BARD's SPANK OF DEATH did 10 damage! DEATHSPANK: 447/457 HP *USE SPOONY BARD **DEATHSPANK's SPOONY BARD did 46 damage! BARD: 372/418 HP Wifey says (18:16): *USE SPOONY BARD Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:16): **BARD's SPOONY BARD did 62 damage! DEATHSPANK: 385/457 HP *USE SPANK OF DEATH **DEATHSPANK's SPANK OF DEATH did 51 damage! BARD: 321/418 HP *wait what? Wifey says (18:16): *wat wat o: *USE FLAPPERJACK Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:16): **Critical hit! BARD's FLAPPERJACK did 65 damage! DEATHSPANK: 320/457 HP *USE CHINA FAN **DEATHSPANK's CHINA FAN did 29 damage! BARD: 292/418 HP *d: *D: Wifey says (18:16): *USE MY SPACE LUMBERJACK Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:16): **BARD's MY SPACE LUMBERJACK did 59 damage! DEATHSPANK: 261/457 HP *RETURN **Mortualia || on GunZ called back DEATHSPANK. *GO LUGIA **Mortualia || on GunZ sent out LUGIA! 455HP, 197ATK, 121DEF, 177SPC, 190SPE, PSYCHIC/FLYING type. Wifey says (18:17): *RETURN Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:17): **Wifey called back BARD. Wifey says (18:17): *GO PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:17): **Wifey sent out PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST! 494HP, 111ATK, 151DEF, 124SPC, 194SPE, DRAGON type. ***** ***** DRAGON *USE SOLAR BEAM **LUGIA's SOLAR BEAM did 94 damage! PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST: 400/494 HP Wifey says (18:17): *USE WHATEVER HIS BEST ATTACK IS Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:17): **PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST's WHATEVER HIS BEST ATTACK IS did 69 damage! LUGIA: 386/455 HP *whatever his best attack ios XD *USES WEAK HIT **PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST dodged LUGIA's WEAK HIT! Wifey says (18:17): *USE YOUR ATTACKS SUCKS ****ING PROTAG Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:17): **PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST's YOUR ATTACKS SUCKS ****ING PROTAG did 27 damage! LUGIA: 359/455 HP Wifey says (18:18): *=| Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:18): *USE UNFRIENDLY GRANNY **LUGIA's UNFRIENDLY GRANNY did 137 damage! PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST: 263/494 HP Wifey says (18:18): *USE RWC Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:18): **PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST's RWC did 29 damage! LUGIA: 330/455 HP *USE RAZOR PIE **LUGIA's RAZOR PIE did 86 damage! PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST: 177/494 HP Wifey says (18:18): *RETURN Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:18): **Wifey called back PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST. Wifey says (18:18): *GO CHARMANDER Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:18): **Wifey sent out CHARMANDER! 446HP, 192ATK, 109DEF, 172SPC, 176SPE, FIRE type. *RETURN **Mortualia || on GunZ called back LUGIA. *GO BLASTOISE **Mortualia || on GunZ sent out BLASTOISE! 478HP, 126ATK, 164DEF, 176SPC, 188SPE, WATER type. Wifey says (18:18): *USE FIRE YO Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:18): **It wasn't very effective... CHARMANDER's FIRE YO did 40 damage! BLASTOISE: 438/478 HP Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:19): *USE WATER CANON **It's very effective! BLASTOISE's WATER CANON did 145 damage! CHARMANDER: 301/446 HP Wifey says (18:19): *RETURN Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:19): **Wifey called back CHARMANDER. Wifey says (18:19): *GO PICHACHU Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:19): **Wifey sent out PICHACHU! 477HP, 134ATK, 174DEF, 183SPC, 191SPE, NORMAL type. Wifey says (18:19): *crap Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:19): *wat *GO GYRADOS **You have already sent forth BLASTOISE. Wifey says (18:19): *I spelled wrong D= Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:19): *RETURN **Mortualia || on GunZ called back BLASTOISE. *GO MEWTWO **Mortualia || on GunZ sent out MEWTWO! 485HP, 109ATK, 159DEF, 151SPC, 177SPE, PSYCHIC type. Wifey says (18:19): *USE THUNDERBOLT Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:19): **PICHACHU's THUNDERBOLT did 63 damage! MEWTWO: 422/485 HP *USE **Critical hit! MEWTWO's attack did 174 damage! PICHACHU: 303/477 HP Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:20): *PSYCHIC PIMP SLAP *USE PSYCHIUC PIMP SLAP **It is not your turn. *DO IT Wifey says (18:20): *USE CHRISTHOR'S COCK Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:20): **PICHACHU's CHRISTHOR'S COCK did 47 damage! MEWTWO: 375/485 HP *USE RISKS COCK **MEWTWO's RISKS COCK did 29 damage! PICHACHU: 274/477 HP *this is goin on KHV Wifey says (18:20): *my dick > yours Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:20): *;_; Wifey says (18:20): *USE KHV Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:20): **Critical hit! PICHACHU's KHV did 146 damage! MEWTWO: 229/485 HP *MINE WAS FLACCID Wifey says (18:20): *xDD Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:20): *USE 2007 KHV **MEWTWO's 2007 KHV did 41 damage! PICHACHU: 233/477 HP *what???? *WHAT?!?!?!1 Wifey says (18:20): *USE 2006 KHV Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:20): **PICHACHU's 2006 KHV did 59 damage! MEWTWO: 170/485 HP Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:21): *USE 2012 KHV **MEWTWO's 2012 KHV did 8 damage! PICHACHU: 225/477 HP *lol Wifey says (18:21): *xDD *USE BORIS THE BLADE Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:21): **PICHACHU's BORIS THE BLADE did 25 damage! MEWTWO: 145/485 HP *USE SARA **MEWTWO's SARA did 43 damage! PICHACHU: 182/477 HP Wifey says (18:21): *COUNTER WITH CIN Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:21): *xD Wifey says (18:21): ***** *USE CIN Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:21): **PICHACHU's CIN did 45 damage! MEWTWO: 100/485 HP *USE TALLIAN **MEWTWO's TALLIAN did 30 damage! PICHACHU: 152/477 HP Wifey says (18:21): *USE WHAT? Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:21): **PICHACHU's WHAT? did 73 damage! MEWTWO: 27/485 HP Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:22): *use cTr **MEWTWO's CTR did 26 damage! PICHACHU: 126/477 HP Wifey says (18:22): *USE DEATH Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:22): **PICHACHU's DEATH did 8 damage! MEWTWO: 19/485 HP *RETURN **Mortualia || on GunZ called back MEWTWO. Wifey says (18:22): *fu Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:22): *GO NEWTWO **Mortualia || on GunZ sent out NEWTWO! 412HP, 146ATK, 159DEF, 114SPC, 170SPE, NORMAL type. *wat Wifey says (18:22): *xD *RETURN Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:22): **Wifey called back PICHACHU. Wifey says (18:22): *GO RAMSAY Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:22): **Wifey sent out RAMSAY! 491HP, 138ATK, 176DEF, 136SPC, 169SPE, GRASS type. *RETURN **Mortualia || on GunZ called back NEWTWO. *GO CHARIZARD **Mortualia || on GunZ sent out CHARIZARD! 469HP, 131ATK, 108DEF, 185SPC, 110SPE, FIRE/FLYING type. Wifey says (18:22): *RETURN Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:22): **Wifey called back RAMSAY. Wifey says (18:23): *USE YO Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:23): **You have no mon. *WAT Wifey says (18:23): *wat *USE WAT? Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:23): **You have no mon. *YOU NEED TO SEND ONE OUT Wifey says (18:23): *oh xD *GO YO Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:23): **Wifey sent out YO! 428HP, 164ATK, 157DEF, 107SPC, 133SPE, ELECTRIC type. * * ٭ۣۜ*Dαvid has been added to the conversation. * Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:23): *USE FLAMETHROWER **It wasn't very effective... CHARIZARD's FLAMETHROWER did 11 damage! YO: 417/428 HP Wifey says (18:23): *USE THUNDERBOLT Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:23): **It's very effective! YO's THUNDERBOLT did 334 damage! CHARIZARD: 135/469 HP *return **Mortualia || on GunZ called back CHARIZARD. Wifey says (18:23): *O.O Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:23): *GO LUGIA **Mortualia || on GunZ sent out LUGIA! 483HP, 136ATK, 102DEF, 114SPC, 101SPE, PSYCHIC/FLYING type. Wifey says (18:24): *USE THUNDERBOLT Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:24): **It's very effective! YO's THUNDERBOLT did 147 damage! LUGIA: 336/483 HP ٭ۣۜ*Dαvid says (18:24): *wat is this Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:24): *use teleport **It wasn't very effective... LUGIA's TELEPORT did 22 damage! YO: 395/428 HP *pokemanz Wifey says (18:24): *USE MOUSE Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:24): **It's very effective! YO's MOUSE did 37 damage! LUGIA: 299/483 HP *USE DAVDAV **It wasn't very effective... LUGIA's DAVDAV did 39 damage! YO: 356/428 HP Wifey says (18:24): *USE PENOR Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:24): **It's very effective! YO's PENOR did 165 damage! LUGIA: 134/483 HP ٭ۣۜ*Dαvid says (18:24): *lmao Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:24): *USE VAGINA **It wasn't very effective... LUGIA's VAGINA did 55 damage! YO: 301/428 HP Wifey says (18:24): *USE SQUIRT Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:24): **It's very effective! YO's SQUIRT did 214 damage! LUGIA: 0/483 HP **Congratulations, Wifey! You have defeated Mortualia || on GunZ! *NOES such a long one xDDD
*GO PENIS **Mortualia || on GunZ sent out PENIS! 412HP, 193ATK, 132DEF, 115SPC, 102SPE, ELECTRIC type. *for srs Wifey says (18:11): *GO VAGINA Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:11): **Wifey sent out VAGINA! 477HP, 155ATK, 200DEF, 185SPC, 123SPE, ELECTRIC type. **VAGINA is first. Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:12): *D: Wifey says (18:12): *ATTACK *hao? D= *attack with squirt Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:12): *USE [ATTCK **It is not your turn. *example *use ****** **It is not your turn. *attacks with ****** Wifey says (18:12): *use vagina Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:12): **It wasn't very effective... VAGINA's VAGINA did 14 damage! PENIS: 398/412 HP *RETURN **Mortualia || on GunZ called back PENIS. *GO OLD GRANNYU **Mortualia || on GunZ sent out OLD GRANNYU! 457HP, 194ATK, 173DEF, 103SPC, 193SPE, NORMAL type. Wifey says (18:12): *RETURN Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:12): **Wifey called back VAGINA. Wifey says (18:13): *Go Penis Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:13): **Wifey sent out PENIS! 425HP, 190ATK, 108DEF, 192SPC, 164SPE, ELECTRIC type. Wifey says (18:13): *use penis Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:13): **It is not your turn. *use apple fling **OLD GRANNYU's APPLE FLING did 19 damage! PENIS: 406/425 HP Wifey says (18:13): *use *** Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:13): **PENIS's *** did 35 damage! OLD GRANNYU: 422/457 HP *lol'd *HEAL **OLD GRANNYU restored 31 health! OLD GRANNYU: 453/457 HP Wifey says (18:13): *use more *** Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:13): **PENIS's MORE *** did 134 damage! OLD GRANNYU: 319/457 HP *O_O Wifey says (18:13): *xDDD Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:13): *USE FINISHER **OLD GRANNYU's FINISHER did 154 damage! PENIS: 252/425 HP Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:14): *yes Wifey says (18:14): *Use white wind Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:14): **PENIS's WHITE WIND did 171 damage! OLD GRANNYU: 148/457 HP *USE BANHAMMER **OLD GRANNYU's BANHAMMER did 93 damage! PENIS: 159/425 HP Wifey says (18:14): *crap, that was supposed to heal <.> *use lock Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:14): **PENIS's LOCK did 53 damage! OLD GRANNYU: 95/457 HP *HEAL **OLD GRANNYU restored 23 health! OLD GRANNYU: 118/457 HP Wifey says (18:14): *HEAL Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:14): **PENIS restored 41 health! PENIS: 200/425 HP *USE KILL **OLD GRANNYU's KILL did 156 damage! PENIS: 44/425 HP Wifey says (18:14): *USE PENETRATION Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:14): **OLD GRANNYU dodged PENIS's PENETRATION! Wifey says (18:15): *fu Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:15): *USE HAHA NO BUTT **OLD GRANNYU's HAHA NO BUTT did 112 damage! PENIS: 0/425 HP **Congratulations, Mortualia || on GunZ! You have defeated Wifey!
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599 US Dollars
I jsut lost a GunZ 1 V 1 2k - 28d so... quite pissed. Although I am half asleep >.>
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based on real japanese history!
Why, it's great, you can get away with aaanyythiinnng c:
so true I miss bein able to watch fillmore ;_;
KISS - God of Thunder
See how he simply tells us to bump, with no need to hold back, to hide or lie! Surely The Lord has chosen him!
Ok so I always ahd problems with paranoia, and I tend to have a lot of trouble sleeping because of it. But now I think I know why it was such a problem. About a week ago my friend came over to stay for the night. We did..Gaming stuff, (I am a no lifer after all.) Anywho, at around 11pmish, she decided she had to go to the toilet, so I waited in my room, watching the Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm character select screen. The mind numbing boredom made it seem like an eternity as my paranoia started to sink in, heavier than I ever remember it being. A few seconds later I heard a scream from the bathroom.Without thinking I rush to the door, just stopping myself before entering, realising what I was doing. I stood outside of the door cursing myself, what do I do? I can't just barge in on her, but there has to be a reason for her screaming. After another few minutes panic took over and I barged in to see her stood pointing at a spider. I was enraged! Without thinking I shouted at her, I can't even remember what it was I said, but it msut've upset her because she hit me, I got in one little fight and my mum got scared she said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air, I begged and pleaded with day after day but she packed my suitcase and and sent my on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket and put my walkman on and said "might as well kick it" first class hey this is rad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass, is this what the people of Bel Air are living like? Hmmm... This might be alright! But wait I hear persy boy lyin, is this the type of place they should send this cool cat i don't think so we'll see when i get there i hope they're prepared for the prince of bel air well ah when the plain landed and i came out there was a dude that looked like a cop standin there with my name out i aint tryin to get arrested yet i just got here i sprang with the quickness of lightning and dissapeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror if anything i can say this cab is rare but I thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel Air! I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie yo home! smell ya later! I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
i beat it in 4 and a half hours o_o;;
