Fuck your shit no Jedi is going to be able to block the blast from a droid assassin sniper or a fully trained anti-Jedi bounty hunter. That sword can't do **** against an enemy who fights from far away.
I've been here for maybe 3 years....**** I'm almost at 5! Why the hell am I still here? D:
That's the only thing I've been thinking about. Tons of people camping out the key platforming spots like wall climbs.
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1894028,00.html Holy ****, I never thought he'd actually win let alone Time allow him to win. It appears I'm going to be purchasing this issue just for the hell of it to laugh.
http://www.marvel.com/news/vgstories.7770.Marvel_vs~dot~_Capcom_2_Returns_This_Summer?flush=1 brb fapping.
Gears of War+platforming=awesome? The platforming element is going to add a freshness to this and will possibly make the game very face paced which is awesome. I'm buying inFAMOUS the day it comes out just to get this beta, well that and I want inFAMOUS but this secured the deal :D
ninjas shminjas! So i'm at work the other day right, just doing my thing, hanging in the security office with my mates. real nice pay, benefits and all, but ****... it's the weirdest place, giant ****ing round space station, and i'm talking giant, like a ****ing moon man, totally huge. so anyway, me and the guys are having coffee when this alarm goes off. yeah i know, nothing special, this is our job, but man... when i heard we were to intercept a ****ing wookie, i was like "**** NO MAN, THAT WASN'T IN MY CONTRACT!" next thing i know some loser with a cheap jacket runs screaming round the corner at me with his blaster going off in all directions, i think he was wasted. fortunately there was like 40 of us gathered there and he totally **** himself and turned tale, it was kinda funny. so we're chasing this guy all over the place when finally we reach this huge hanger and these 2 guys are going at it was with these weird torch things. then one of them stops swinging his **** and LETS himself get sliced, WTF!? i'm like "this day is not my day man the weird **** going on round here..." what next? someone gunna blow the whole place to hell in a fighter or something? i need a holiday
****. I just got that helmet on right after ****ing with it all day and some ******* in a gay ninja suit called Ryu or some **** comes along and kicks my ****ing head off!! WTF MAN!?! Now I'M going to need another shower. Any idea how hard it is to take a show with no ****ing head? Not easy I can tell you. ****ing water dribbles down my ****ing neck hole and makes me cough like a *****. THANKS ALOT YOU NINJA *******!!!!!! Well this happened about 5 years ago. I remember like it was just yesterday. Here I was guarding some weapons cashe, minding my own business when some ******* ninja hangs down behind me like some ****ing gay ass pinata and cuts my ****ing head off. Just like that!! One minute I'm looking around the next I'm looking up at my body pissed off like hell. The ****ing ninja broke into the weapons cashe and made off with EVERYTHING!! Even took my cat wiskers with him. I loved that ****ing cat!! Well, OF COURSE I got fired for that ****. Said I was laying down on the job or some ****. Mother****er, I got my head cut off. WTF was I supposed to do? Run around singing show tunes? Pft. So now I'm on disability with just a ****ing plastic hollow head stiched to my stump. Yeah, great right? Living without a head has been trying for me. ****ing whore ***** wife left me and took the kids. No job = no money so I lost my house and everything else. Eating is a real ***** too. Ever try to eat soup without a ****ing head? No. No you haven't. *******s. I have to eat with a funnel jammed down my neck hole, slurping that **** down. Its crazy man. Real crazy. Yeah, I ****ing hate ninjas. Cocksuckers. All of em.
That's a good joke.
I'll be keeping my eye on you >Bl
Thanks for the compliment :D
More like we're all going to be dead after WW3 to even have 4 and 5.
Made this for an Adobe contest entry our design teacher made us do. Everybody I know likes it but I just don't seem to. For one I could have fixed the text =\ edit: by the way, please don't tell me it's the same ****ing style. I know it is. I'm the one who made it and I don't care.
Stop hunching over and sit straight. It's bad for your back to do that.
Wow, I really hope I'm being trolled right now because only a complete idiot would listen to the intro of an album and base the whole thing on that one song.
Because you want to keep it and all it's glory to yourself >:
Thank you so much. Although now I'm pissed because it's not out yet and I want to see more.
Goddamn it.
Fuck yea.
I recommend you follow the following procedures: 1. Put your head between your knees 2. Kiss your ass goodbye If you have any babies or Master Chief sex dolls I recommend that you give them to him and he might think about putting mercy on you. Most likely not though so don't get your hopes up.
