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Does no one read the white text we subtly put in places to purposely post ambiguously?

I'm never gonna suck your **** now, Spaze!
Yes, I know you're a girl

I was never really a fan of the Final Destination movies. They just don't seem to captivate me at all. And this movie apparently is doing that to a lot of people now.

I'm gonna sh*t on your face now. I loved juice and now you ruined it. These next few days...weeks...months of mental blocking are gonna suck.

I like how we complain when they're around and act like total ******s to them, but we have this strange affection for them when they're gone. I feel a void in my heart that needs to be filled.

You'll obviously know it's me by the way I post. And do you know how hard it is for us non-prems to keep up with your guys' name changes? It's...

Oh, I see what you did there. Whenever I go to IHOP, I usually the the Strawberry-Banana French Toast. I friggin' love that stuff. And the Tropical Island Twist as a drink. It's Sprite with Mango syrup in it.

Seeing as how I'm stuck with this name until I hit prem, I have no clue.

At Chipotle? You got a vanilla latte at a Mexican restaurant?

I'm going through a phase where I'm obsessed with Drawn Together. And Captain Lesley Hero is my favorite so I'm emulating him on an internet forum.

What do you get from there? I always get a double barbacoa beef burrito with black beans, hot sauce, cheese, and lettuce. It's like a Mexican orgy in my mouth. And let me tell you, that's a pretty damn big orgy for one mouth.

WHY AM I NEVER IN THE POLL?

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Also, I picked Hayabusa just because I imagine he'll have unique answers to generic questions that bring us many lawl's.

Of course it's yes. I is Jake.

Thanks for mental image. Now I can't drink 80% of all juices or eat corn. Just a great f*cking night.

The phrase, "Cheating in Solitaire" is an oxymoron, though. All you're doing is cheating yourself. And what are you cheating yourself out of? Boredom? Entertainment?

How very inappropriate for this thread.

Kaytie, you know I love you the most out of anyone else that says they love you, right?

"I've always dreamed of meeting a girl with six penis'"

Every instance has different circumstances. Since this is a political issue, meme-dom is upon us.