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Chapter 15 - The Last Houmculus - A Discovery

Regret hears steps coming from above, inside the warehouse. He climbs up to discover several bandits. "And who might you gentlemen be?"

"Hey, he has a cool lookin' tattoo on his chest, let's cut it off!" One of the bandits suggested while wiping his knife.

"Yeah, this'll be fun!" Another bandit shouted with gun out.

"Settle down, I'll take care of him!" an alchemist bandit cried out with a sadistic voice.

"Hmph, let us see you try!" Regret shouted. "I wonder what's my power...?" Regret disappears for a while and rematterializes behind the three. "Hmm, smells good!" Regret's body stretches out and wraps around the three outlaws, then reforming again into his original form. "Mmmmmmm, alchemist flesh only makes my ability to swollow better, but what of my teleportation skill?"

Chapter 15 - Kira Investigation Alchemists - Death Devil

A red Heartless resembling a shinigami rises out from underneath the helicopter. It had horns on it's head, the Heartless Emblem on it's chest, and wielded a scythe like other shinigami.

"Oh, holy s***!" Ed shouted before transmuting a handblade from his automail.

"Not again..........." Al sighed before slipping his new pyrotex gloves on.

"What are these things?" Near asked with interest.

Mello bit a chocolate bar. "These things are blacker than my dark chocolate, that's not good."

"These things take people and drag them somewhere." Light answered with scythe in hand. "Ryuk, can you fight with just claws?"

"Yes, I can." Ryuk answered Light. "I may be old, but I'm pretty good at hand-to-hand combat."

"As am I," Rem added. "Let us confront that insult to death gods."

"Alright!" Misa shouted. "Shall we go, Rem?"

The Heartless shook a little. "Mi... sa?" The Heartless gripped it's scythe. "I... am... Rem!"

L licked some sea-salt ice cream. "Hmm, that thing seems to respond when Rem and Misa speak."

Chapter 15 - The Kingdom Hearets Crew - The Beast

The Seven Sins, Maleficent, and Pete were all beaten up. "Curse you all!" Maleficent shouted when she raised her staff.

Using her powers of darkness, she combined the seven sins to become a creature known as Legion. "We are Legion, for we are many." the monstrosity verified.

Zexion blinked and then flipped some pages on his book. "It says here that: To battle a fusion of mosters to make a giant monster, we must get giant robots." He closes the book. "Eh, who needs that Power Rangers crap?"

Axel sets the big blob on fire. "Eh, let it roast till I can use it for Luxord's ashplate ashes."

The monster only regenerated. "You cannot destroy us!"

Kixur steps up to the combination of sins. "Rest in peace, Thanatos' Reaping!" A scythe is summoned into Kixur's left hand. "Hm, Soul Dispatcher!" He threw the scythe at the abomination, making it fade away into oblivion.

Everyone else dropped their jaw. "Now I see by what the gods meant in using it when in dire desperation." Roxas commented.

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o_0 Ok, the world is seriously messed up.

I've just finished episode 6, I'm still impressed it took three episodes to kill an Akuma.

Chapter 14 - Kira Investigation Alchemists - A Meeting Between Prodigies

Ed and Al dropped from a Dark Corridor in midair onto Ryuk. "Ay, why does this always happen to me?" Ryuk asked with annoyance.

"Well, sorry, buddy. I dropped by and..." Ed blinked and stared at Ryuk. He then jumped backwards. "Wah! What the hell is that?!"

Al scoots back. "It looks like a monster."

"Oh, you can see me? You must've both touched my Death Note when you fell on me." Ryuk explained. And so, Rem and Ryuk had to slap everyone again in order to be noticed.

"Gah! Two demons!" Mello yelled in terror.

"S... Shinigami?" Near asked. "They do exist..."

Misa helped the two alchemists up. "Welcome!"

"Great, more people to hit on Misa..." Light grunted.

"Lighten up, Light, she's pretty......" L commented.

Chapter 14 - The Kingdom Hearts Crew - The Sinners and the Virtuous

Zexion and Envy fought again, both turning into cokmpletely different objects and being to outmatch the other.

"Sin of Envy, eh? Don't remember ever being jealous of anyone." Zexion commented.

"Says you, red bicycle when you were twelve." Envy replied.

"Ah yes, I remember that now, I was a fool then." Zexion turned his arm into a snake. "That was then, this is now!"

Axel faced off against Lust, each bloodthirsty and eager to combat.

"Alright, pretty boy, you're time's up!" Lust screamed as she extended her nails.

"You can't see my lifespan, ya know." Axel replied wittingly as he summoned his charkams.

Axel just knocked away Lust's nails while casting fire spells.

Gluttony faces Lexeaus and Riku. "Hmmmmm, well-done meat!"

"Well, might as well use our new power." Lexeaus suggested. "Ares' Fury!" The nobody is filled with the power of the war god, becoming more powerful and berserk than Saix on suger. "Say goodbye, fat man!"

"Hey, good idea!" Axel realized. "Hephaestus' Blaze!" Fire erupted from the ground, pillars of flame schortched the very cement all of them stood on. Lust looked a bit worried as a drop of sweat came down from her face.

"Hermes' Cunning!" Zexion awkwardly shouted out. He could now process everything into his mind faster and more efficiently than before, as well as having increased illiusional power. "Hey Envy, I'm over here. No, I'm over here!" Envy turned again and again to see Zexion everywhere.

Maleficent and Pete fought against the Mickey Mouse Club (Mickey, Donald, & Goofy). "Fools, you think you can defeat the mistress of all evil!"

"Pretty much..." Donald answered honestly while scratching his head.

"This is mutiny, sailor!" Pete shouted.

"Not if I already quit, Captain Pete!" Mickey answered with keyblade in hand.

"Hyuk, 'veryone forgot me!" Goofy noticed after a while.

Saix and Larxene fought Wrath again. "You two were overwhelmed so easily by wrath, you will be my slaves after this!" Wrath assured.

"I'm not being some kid's toy, Selene's Shadow!" The moon appeared in the sky, granting Saix access to the moonlight's energy. "Moon shine bright, I shall punish you!"

Larxene held out her daggers. "Slave? To a kid? No way, not ever!" She giggled and reached toward the sky. "Zeus' Lightning!" The electricity came down on the world, thunder struck the lightining rods. Every time there was a flash of light, Laxene teleported to another place.

"Crap, this is gonna be hard..." Wrath thought aloud.

Greed was battling Luxord, Xigbar, Demyx, Marluxia, and Vexen. "Ganging up on the little guy, eh?" Greed asked.

"As if! We know that your shield will protect you from most of the pounding." Xigbar answered with a grin. "Artemis' Aim!" Xigbar had a glimmer in his eye, supernatural accuracy was guarrenteed, as well as space control.

"This is quite a gamble, you are sure to lose." Luxord assured also with grin. "Fate's Hand!" There came four cards in his hand, he could use time magic efficiently.

"Nothing sooths the savage beast like music," Demyx whispered. He suddenly burst out "Apollo's Orchestra!" Sound waves solidified and rammed against the durable shield of Greed.

"The best security money can buy just isn't enough these days." Vexen blurted out. "Athena's Wisdom!" He could now calculate what kind of weakness Greed' have.

"Nature has a way of stabbing you in the back, Demeter's Thornbush!" Vines rose out from behind Marluxia, pounding on Greed's shield along with the music notes from Demyx.

Sloth battled Kairi and Namine, both with keyblades. "Come on now, girls, boys don't do anything but eat and sleep. We take action." Sloth tried to turn them against the others.

"No thanks, but the invitation is appreciated." Kairi responded. "I know Sora and Riku arn't that lazy, right Namine?"

Namine nodded her head. "Roxas and Kixur arn't either."

Sloth morphed into liquid form, slithering around the two girls. "You two had your chance."

Finally, Pride was pitted against Xemnas, Xaldin, Roxas, Kixur, and Sora.

"With my predictory skills, you will not win." Pride proclamed.

"Says you, but not me! Gloom of Hades!" Xemnas yelled into the city. A dark sense of foreboding filled the air. "What, that's it?"

"Hm, you can see all posibilities, but can youb predict the weather?" Xaldin asked. "Posiden's Storm!" Gusts of wind blow furiously.

"Light, give me strewngth! Helios' Shine!" Roxas' Oblivion keyblade shines of light like the sun. "This'd be stronger if Namine didn't need Oathkeeper."

Kixur just stares at everyone. "Cheapos, I can't use mine." He just swipes at Bradley's sword with Soul Eater.

Sora grip onto his keyblade tightly. "Why do I have to handle all the master swordsmen?"

Chapter 14 - The Last Homunculus - Birth

"I've..... done it!" shouted Shou Tucker. "I've finally ridden myself of any animal parts and......... what?"

A terrible creature rose from the transmutation circle.

"What?! No, no! Noooooooooo!!!!!" The creature totally consumed Tucker, and then spotted the Nina.

"P... poor thing, it doesn.........'t wannnnnnnnna live anymmmmmore." The abomination spoke in a soft voice. It ate the Nina too, then climbed into the vat of Red Water Tucker made.

The homunculus slowly began to take the form of a human, reading reports and books. "I see, so the others who were created like me were named after bad qualities. So, therefore, I shall be named Regret!"

...... make fun of Chuck Norris to his face.