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  1. Xadllas
    2,545
    Heres another song lol.

    Back when I was still in power
    You can bet the tides were high
    I was positively vicious
    Ooh, delicious, to die

    Lounging in my beachside tower
    Seaweed petals underfoot
    I'd throw fantastic buffets
    Swanky soirees
    Where are those days? Kaput!

    Now here I rot
    Skinny as a crayfish
    Hideously underfed
    And simply wasting, wasting away
    Looks nearly shot
    Positively waifish
    Guess how many pounds I've shed?
    While sadly wasting, wasting away

    It's no mirage
    My whole décolletage
    Is shrunken, I know!
    Hard to deny
    That it, as well as I
    Have sunken so low

    Healthy, I'm not
    Also, I'm anaemic
    Also prematurely grey
    Wasting, wasting away

    Fragile and frail
    Also pretty feeble
    Drooping like a kelp bouquet
    Sighing, dying away

    Boys!

    Oh...

    Yes, I know it's all too tragic
    As for being fair, well ha!
    Power, pleasure, fun all vanished
    I'm banished, yes, moi

    All because I used black magic
    Broke one tiny rule, so what?
    But now my potions and spells
    Ointments and gels
    Baubles and shells mean squat!

    Now here I am
    Ravenous with hunger
    Miserable beyond belief
    And meanwhile wasting, wasting away
    Limp as a clam
    Hardly getting younger
    Stranded on a dead-end reef
    Completely wasting, wasting away

    Look, I'm so lean!
    Why, no one's ever seen
    A flatfish this thin
    I look, at best
    Like something you'dve guessed
    The catfish dragged in

    Once I was glam
    Once I had a figure
    Now I'm like a failed soufflé
    Wasting, wasting away
    Out of the loop
    Swimming nowhere fast
    Exhausted, obselete, passé
    Wasting, wasting away

    Gaunt and grotesque
    (...) decrepit
    Dottering in deep decay
    Snivelling, shrivelling

    Enough! Oh, it's too much for my fragile body to take. Boys, give me some support while I think
    wicked.

    Wasting, wasting...

    Wait! I have an idea. The princess likes human things, huh? I bet the little tart is ready for
    basting.

    Wasting, wasting...

    And then my reign can resume!

    Though truth be told
    I'm starting for my old
    Cache back a lot
    What I would love
    An evening platter of
    Is payback, served hot

    So, boys, gather round
    Listen very close
    'Cause this is how the plot will play
    'Til I've got Triton
    Right in my sway

    First, get the girl
    Then we'll get her daddy
    Then we'll make her pay and pay
    And leave 'em wasting, wasting away

    (song owned once again by the Disney Coporation)
    I love my randomness.:p
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Xadllas
    Mr. Bob plz quit hugging me....
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  3. Xadllas
    2,537
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    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Xadllas
    sigh I guess Im nothing -_-
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Xadllas
    Some one who is sick minded...
    Ewww are you serious? :confused: :eek: :confused: :eek:
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Xadllas
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    Posituvity Muahaha!!
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Xadllas
    Someone who cant decide which avatar he(?) wants.
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Xadllas
    Wowey.....
    I dont know....
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Xadllas
    2,506
    np :D
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Xadllas
    2,504
    heres a little song for ya Gharanth :D
    Your problem ain't aptitude - it's attitude And I got just the thing to take care of that

    Now look at me, you see this face
    In turns out beauty, I'm a basketcase
    And as for style, it's savoir faire
    I guess there ain't a whole lot there
    Yet although perhaps, it makes no sense
    I strut my stuff with lots of confidence
    'Cos though I lack an awful lot
    There is one thing I got

    I got posituvity
    I got posituvity
    It gives me the zam and the zall and the yaddle addle addle
    That's why I walk with a wiggle in my waddle
    'Cos once you heard that word
    There aint nothing you can't do
    So let that posituvity work on you!

    Posituvity - dat isn't even a word!
    Oh sure the power of posituviy takes a while to sink in But believe me, I've seen it work wonders

    Now he's a schmo (Yo!)
    And he's a shlep (Yep!) A
    nd this one doesn't got the sharpest rep (squark)
    Infact all three, without a doubt
    Missed the day that brains was handed out
    But he's no sage, and he's no wizz
    The whole world thinks that we are geniuses
    'Cos all our screws may be unscrewed - but dig out attitude!
    We got positristity
    How 'bout you?

    We got positivity

    Just try it out

    It gives us the bing and the bang and the yippy dip doodle
    That's why we sound like a zollage in our noodle
    And once you heard that word
    There ain't nothing you can't do
    So lets that positrisity

    Positrucity

    Poosatrocity
    Work for you

    See with the bip, and the bap
    And the ba ba blue
    You can flip any flap 'til your wish comes true
    The tip is to tap into something that you believe

    'Cos with the zig and the zag and the za za zee
    There ain't nothing you can't be
    You see it's really your porogative

    You simply can't ignorvative
    Then there's you just sittin' there
    Smack down flat upon your derriere
    If that's the way you'd like to be
    Well you might as well be shrubbery
    So stand right up and dust your seat
    And walk real tall upon your own two feet
    And sure you'll trip and make mistakes
    But you got what it takes
    You got positronamy

    Keep on truckin'!

    You got positimity

    You go girl!

    You got the woosh
    And the womp
    And the doobey doop doobey
    That orta but some pazazz in your patooty
    And once ou know that word
    There aint' nothing you can't do
    So let that posatromamy,
    posatutery, poosionamy,
    posalectamy, posatuvery
    Work for you!

    We got posmatuaty
    We got posmatropaly
    We got us the zap and the zip and wicky wock whocky
    That's how you slip extra chips into your cookie
    And now you know that word,
    There ain't nothing you can’t do
    So get some posalicity
    You can bet on posatricity
    And just let that posatrinity,
    posatrudady, poosatimity,
    posatonamy

    Posituvity!

    Positively work for you!
    Im so random lol.
    (song owned by the Disney Corporation lol)
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Xadllas
    Im an only child.... (thank God).
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  12. Xadllas
    I have another Great idea.















































    Lets change the subject! :D
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Xadllas
    2,500
    I got 2500 :p
    Hi Gharanth :)
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Xadllas
    2,491
    91 = Me
    Um.. ok...........................
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Xadllas
    2,488
    88 = Maelstrom
    Wow for this whole time I thought you were a guy lol.
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Xadllas
    2,486
    86 = The Living Seas
    So you're a girl or what?
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Xadllas
    Well sorry I left it for a Day and I dont see the point in reading much of whats said bc its seems its mostly jibberish about waffles and other asorted(sp?) nonsense. So anywayy whats goin on.
    The Burger King Dont comment if your just gonna act like you work here bc its A Random Chat Thread so yea.
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Xadllas
    2,484
    Mr. Bob are you a girl or a guy?
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Xadllas
    Whats goin on?
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Xadllas
    2,482
    82 = Epcot Center
    Post by: Xadllas, Jan 27, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone