I love you! WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE MEH!?!?!?!
Has anyone seen it, the one were you get to wax a guy? It's sooooo much fun! *goes to wax man*
Ok, so i went to the town (city center) today to finish up some Christmas shopping since i haven't had much time to do it. I forgot about all the freaks and strange things you can encounter there. First, while i was sitting on the bus listening to my music, the guy in front of me was making strange noises and keep shifting his head (I tried to ignore it). He turned his head so i could see the side of his face. My eyes fully opened! This guy had gotten a Glasgow Smile (or Chelsea Smile, same thing). For those that don't know what that is it's is a nickname for the brutal practice of cutting a victim's face from the edges of the mouth to the ears: the cut - or its scars - form an "extension" of what resembles a smile (yay for copy paste). It looked just horrible. Luckily i got off at the next stop. As i was walking up the high street i saw this dog (not the best place to take a dog), but this dog was FREAKIN' HUGE! SERIOUSLY, HUUUUUUUUUGE! If it stood on it's hind legs it would easily be well taller than me. Anyway, the dog was mingin'. It had slobbers dripping from it's mouth (it practically just flowed out), there was even a wee puddle on the ground. Then the dog did something terrible...it shook, spraying people with it's slobbers as they walked by it. I'm so glad i didn't walk pass it at the point. What else...oh yeah! The scary prostitutes that wonder the streets in their fab leopard jacket's and stripy mini-skirts (Which really look more like belts). It's always a laugh watching them try and chat up a guy. XD
I broke the dam.
I need your help, it's very important. I need a super duper uber awesome picture of Link (For a avvy and hopefully matching sig). Also, i'm looking for this one picture, it's from Twilight Princess and is perhaps from the best scene in the game...when Link is topless. *drools* Please help me. I have a few idea's but i love to know what you guys think. (Any type of picture of Link is welcomed, but would to see a cartoon version.) :3
Ok, there's this song but it's driving me insane cause i can't figure out the name of it or the singers name. The video has a woman in it and she is recording herself with this really old fashioned camera for her boyfriend. Does anyone know the name of the song, or even the singer? Pwease help meh!
This is not an actual marriage. I repeat, this is not an actual marriage! Someone does try to tie the knot, but it's not an actual marriage. Read if you will. :3 CtR: Rosey…you look beautiful! Rosey: *grunts* CrT: Come now Rosey. This is your special day, show some enthusiasm! Rosey: *cracks a cheesy smile* CrT: *fixes Rosey’s hair* You just have the jitters. It’s common on days like this. You’ll be fine. Rosey: I- CrT: hmm? Rosey: Nothing… In the kh-vids spam zone Tootsie: I’m soooo hungry! When can we eat? Jordier: After the ceremony silly. I CALL DIBS ON THE COOKIES! Everyone: COOKIES!? *a mad dash towards the food table* RVR: *clubs noob* A false alarm. Go back to your seats! Everyone: *groans* Split: I can’t see vivi anywhere. Moodkip: That’s because he ain’t here. He’s in the toilet…crying. Split: Vivi! Crying?! In the kh-vids bog. Vivi: *sob* Why…why Rosey? Why must you be marrying him? Of all the noobs it could be, why him? Why not me? I was alwa-…usually good to you. Back in the spam zone, at the alter. VGN: Typical of a woman to be late. Always needing to get their hair perfect, smacking all that junk on their faces… Entire female population and Lithium: BOO! HISS! *hurls troll* VGN: *hurt by troll on the head* DAMN YOU ALL, YOU SON’S OF A- *Organ starts playing* Rosey: *walks down the aisle dressed in a dazzling white dress* CtR: *carrying the tail of Rosey’s dress* Random members whispering: Like, oh my gosh! She’s pretty! VGN is so lucky. I thought forum marriages were banned? *gets shot* Rosey: *reaches alter* Xaldin: We are gathered here today to… OneWingedHeartless: Rate me one to ten. Xaldin: *cough* We are gathered here today to… OneWingedHeartless: Is anyone stalking me right now? Xaldin: *slightly angry* We are gathered here today to… OneWingedHeartless: ABLAH! Xaldin: Down the slide of fire with you! *kills OWH* Anymore outbursts? Christhor: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! RVR: *clubs Christhor* Xaldin: right! We are gathered here today to…*looks for interruptions* …to witness the marriage of Rosey and VGN. *continues with the rest of the speech* If anyone has any reason why these two should not wed, please speak now. Congregation: *silence* Xaldin: Very wel- Vivi: WAIIIIIT! *Runs and grabs Rosey’s hand* Why? Why are you doing this? I thought we had something special! Rosey: vivi…I-I’m sorry. *lets go of vivi’s hand* VGN: Yeah, get lost! You’re not welcomed here. *wrapping his arms around Rosey* Vivi: I-I can’t believe what I’m seeing! NO! I can’t take this! *places hand in pocket, pulling something out* I should’ve done this a long time ago… Rosey: VIVI, NO! Don’t do it! Vivi: It’s too late now Rosey. *pulling out a rope from his pocket, looping it around his neck* RVR: Vivi this is nonsense! STOP! Vivi: *is pulled away* Laurence_Fox: He’s my plaything now. *pulls vivi by his leash to her side, petting him.* Forsaken: hahahaha vivi! Laurence_Fox: what you talking about? *pulls Forsaken by the leash* You’re my plaything too! *drags Forsaken and vivi into Current events section* VGN: Good riddance I say. Rosey: vivi… CrT: *hugs Rosey* VGN: C’mon, lets just do this already. Xaldin: blah blah blah…VGN you want Rosey to be you cyber wife? To cyber only with her? To cherish ever MSN convo you will ever have with her? VGN: I do. Xaldin: Same question for you Rosey. Rosey: I…I…I can’t do it! *burst into tears* I don’t love him! HECK! I can’t stand the man! He’s an ***! Congregation: Le gasp! CtR: Rosey, what’s going on? Rosey: I didn’t want to marry him…I was forced to. Blackmailed! RVR: By who? Rosey: I dunno, b-but they stole something from me. *still crying* RVR: What? Rosey: The Christmas card you sent me RVR. *breaks down* RVR: The monsters! Who would do such a cruel thing?! I even put a dollar in that card. A DOLLAR! VGN: *Whistling as he stealthy walks away.* CtR: That’s just so wrong. RVR: Call me crazy, but I have reasons to believe it was VGN that stole my card and forced Rosey to marry! John.S : CRAAAAAAAAAAZY! *gets mauled by CtR* Congregation: *looks at VGN hiding under the Question Time threads.* GET HIM! VGN: *Is attacked by majority of kh-viders.* PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE, STOP! Have mercy! cocohints: STOP! Don’t move a muscle! Everyone: *pauses* cocohints: *takes out pencil and drawing paper. Sketches VGN getting battered* It’s hard to draw this when you are all moving…(sometime later)…done. You may all continue. Higherbeing: This is getting us nowhere. I suggest a trial! *posts in suggestion thread* Several posts later. Darkwatch: Order, order! Darkandroid: I’ll have a Big Mac with extra extra cheese. Oh, and an extra bag of chips. Girly: MCDONALDS! *drools* Darkwatch: I r not bemused. *slams hammer on Darkandroid* Darkandroid: *eyes water* Darkwatch: The court is now in session. Cin, you have the floor (Cin is on Rosey’s side). Cin: Ladies and gentlemen for the jury, I would like to call up my first witness, the cardnapped! RVR’s card. RVR’s card: … Cin: Is the one that cardnapped you in this forum? RVR’s card: … Cin: Is or is that not the members that cardnapped you? *points at VGN* RVR’s card: *falls* Cin: That’s was a yes! It’s nodded! IT NODDED! Guilty, you are guilty! Darkwatch: I don’t think we need to ask the jury about a verdict. VGN you are guilty. VGN: B-but… Darkwatch: GUILTY! I R KING OF THE COURT FOOL! BAN HIM! BAAAAAAANN! Tear gas fills the court room, killing off several members, some being Jube and risk. VGN is pulled to safety by a man in a hooded cloak. Man in cloak: Are you ready? VGN: Who are you? Am I ready for what? Man in cloak: Are you ready to join the hussy side? VGN: Hussy side? Don’t you mean Dark side? Man in cloak: *slaps VGN* No, the hussy side. Are you ready to move to the next level? VGN: I am. Man in cloak: good. The man in cloak took VGN to met with several others in cloaks. What is this hussy side, and what does all this mean? What possessed me to write this? Shall I continue? (Excuse the grammer mistakes, but i'm too lazy to go through it all right now) I <3333333333 Rosey. Please don't hate me. :3
I have a few things that i would like to say to you. It's about... You're so good to me Baby Baby I want to lock you up in my closet, when no one's around I want to put your hand in my pocket, because you're allowed I want to drive you into the corner, and kiss you without a sound I want to stay this way forever, I'll say it loud Now you're in and you can't get out You make me so hot Make me wanna drop You're so ridiculous I can barely stop I can hardly breathe You make me wanna scream You're so fabulous You're so good to me Baby Baby You're so good to me Baby Baby I can make you feel all better, just take it in And I can show you all the places, you've never been And I can make you say everything, that you never said And I will let you do anything, again and again Now you're in and you can't get out You make me so hot Make me wanna drop You're so ridiculous I can barely stop I can hardly breathe You make me wanna scream You're so fabulous You're so good to me Baby Baby You're so good to me Baby Baby Kiss me gently Always I know Hold me love me Don't ever go Ya You make me so hot Make me wanna drop You're so ridiculous I can barely stop I can hardly breathe You make me wanna scream You're so fabulous You're so good to me You make me so hot Make me wanna drop You're so ridiculous I can barely stop I can hardly breathe You make me wanna scream You're so fabulous You're so good to me Baby Baby You're so good to me Baby Baby You're so good RAWR! :3
They love each other, more than anything i've ever seen. Why must these two love birds be seperated? Come, help bring these two together so that they may at last be united! FOR LOVE!
*Points to top name*
I decided to keep a diary of my time out with the spam zone. It was quite an emotional experience to say the least. Day 1. Today wasn’t so bad. Not much was happening in the way of spam, so no troubles there. Except John. S returned and I wanted to say hi. So I snapped my fingers, Sam came running and created a thread for me. Although, Vivi mucked it up with his usual shenanigans and numptiness. I felt like throttling him, but that would cost me a bus ticket. Day 2. Bored…just bored. No work today and I did all that I had to do in the morning. Now what? No spam is like no TV, but I don’t have a TV so…I dunno. I’ve had a few temptations to post in the spam zone, but I must hold firm! A few temptations is nothing, right? I calmed my temptations with the media of dance. Day 3. I’m tired. Just tired. Tired doesn’t even begin to describe it. I’m shattered, broken down. I just wanna sleep. Posting in the Spam zone is the last thing on my mind. I’ll post the requirements and scurry off to bed. Day 4. DAMN FLAMERS! FLAMING IN THE DAMN SPAM ZONE!!! BANBANBANBANBANBAN!!! Not for flaming, but for almost making me post in the spam zone. Pm’s save the day! I find it’s getting increasingly hard not to post in the spam zone. There are several threads I wish to post in but these shackles are restraining me. Plus I have stalkers watching my every move. I swear I saw Rosey outside my window the other day, poking her head over the window ledge. It may have been a plastic bag but that is debatable. I’ve also started getting slight spasms in my right arm. When ever I view a spam thread my arm will spaz out and will accidentally click on the reply button. Day 5. Spam! I need SPAAAAAAAAAM! It’s all I can think about. It’s ringing in my ears! I’m sitting on the john and spam is all that comes to mind. I even found myself talking to a can of spam. We did have a deep debate about the evolution of man, which in the end I lost. I refused to talk to Spammy afterwards. I later tried to apologise to him, but spam’s are so prideful. We got into another argument, which seemed to last forever. I lost all control and did an unforgivable crime. I ate Spammy. I chuckled as his meaty body slithered down my throat, thinking I had the last laugh. It wouldn’t have been till a few minutes later, as I ran down the hallway, clutching my toosh to the bathroom that I realised Spammy actually had the last laugh. I begged for forgiveness as I planted myself on the loo, grasping the edge of the seat. Day 6. Was not an easy night. I felt empty afterwards. Rather depressed. Only one thing could cure me…shopping! Tis was fun. Lots of new things to spoil myself. Yet…nothing filled the void that Spammy once resided in. I need to post in the spam zone…just one wee post couldn’t hurt, right? Tell that to my left hand. It viciously attacked my right hand as it tried to post in the spam zone. They battled for minutes, until I lost consciousness from a punch in the face. I was out for the rest of the night. Day 7. I feel no desire to post in the spam zone whatsoever. I’m cured. ^^ Except for now. I can post now...poor members of kh-vids.
Your thought's, please. :3
Simple question. What do you prefer, a bath or a shower. I much prefer a bath, i find it more relaxing than a shower. I love just laying there surrounded by bubbles. :3
When will you show the good folk of kh-vids your new profound beauty?
I'm away to nap. :3
It's all you guys need to know to understand us. :3
Is it just me or have Youtube over-reacted on this one? I have seen far worse video's than this, containing sex reference etc. Anyone else agree with me on this, or do you think youtube made the right choice by rating it X and completely blocking it?
