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I'm homophobic. DON'T TAKE ME YOU FILTHY BEASTS!
famous! You'll know which one as soon as you see him. :P
Sammy (aka K a i r i) Is the first person ever! To pronounce my name correctly on their first try. AND SHE'S NORWEGIAN! :P She got it perfectly!!!!!!!!!!! Damn! I'm honestly surprised. She deserves a medal that lass!
Peach in her football outfit. She's hawt! ;D
IS THE BEST THING EVER! Seriously! You can grab almost anything and kill the aliens! Personal favourites, buzz saw and gas canisters. Seeing them chop in two is delightful. :3
So, like, i was hyper last night, just a wee bit, and things happened. So Rosey wanted to see a marriage, but, they're like...banned! So i had to use my imagination, but it's a wee bit off at the moment. Away with the fairies n' all. So...there you go. Rosey - Sammy, I love your long blond hair, it’s so soft. *brushes Sammy’s hair* Sammy - Thanks! CtR - Sammy, I know you might have the jitters… Sammy - I don’t. Rosey - What!? You must be even a little bit nervous. Sammy - Really, I’m not. CtR - Well, I remember when Rosey was getting married, She couldn’t stop shaking! It was so cute. Rosey - That’s because I was being blackmailed into a marriage by a guy I despise, who stole my Christmas card…with a dollar inside!! And, aren’t I always cute to you? Sammy - What happened afterwards anyway? CtR - Don’t you remember? There was this grand battle against the Hussy side. Thousands of lives were lost and it cost the site a fortune to buy Phoenix Down to revive everyone. The store actually ran out of Phoenix Down and we had to buy some off of Ebay *coughfromSingaporecough*. Some of the members never fully recovered. Sammy - Like who? Rosey - GX *sighs* Sammy - That explains a lot. CtR - There, almost done. *zips up the back of Sammy’s dress* Rosey/CtR - AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Sammy - *blushes* *In the spam zone* Congregation - gossip gossip, mumble mumble… DA - BANNED! Haha, just like our staff meetings. *sips on alcohol* Misty - This is a wedding for pete sake! *takes alcohol* DA - Hey! That was a gift from Monkey himself! Misty - When did you and Monkey become bum chums? *drinks alcohol* DA - That night after our candle lit dinner together. We’ve been tight ever since. Misty - Ok…*drank the rest of his alcohol* LF - *holding onto Forsakens leash, petting his head* I thought Sara would ban anyone that held marriages on the forum. Why is this allowed? Split - How the **** should I know? I don’t give a rat’s *** what she says! Rat - I THOUGHT YOU LIKED MY ***! *runs into bathroom weeping* Darky - I heard Mish sorted it out. *The week before* Mish - Sara, lick my vaj! Sara - No… Mish - Your loss. *takes out duct tape* *Back to the present time* Darky - She hasn’t been seen since. *blows bubbles* Trigger - Dude! I want bubbles! Darky - There’s no such thing as bubbles for emo’s. Trigger - Unless they’re black! I shall create the very first Emo Bubbles! *fly’s to laboratory* Forsaken - Emo’s are so hot! LF - *smacks Forsaken* I didn’t torture you for hours to say emo’s are hot. Forsaken - *pulls back on leash* Right, right. Nazi’s are hot! When I look at LF I have to wear sunglasses. *puts on sunglasses* LF - Much better! Forsaken - Hey! What about Vivi? I don’t see him getting down on all fours for you. Cin - No, he’ll be getting down on all four for Sammy! *raises hand, waiting for a high five* GX - Nice one bro! *high fives* Cin - *washes hands* LF - He’s getting married… Forsaken - That’s just an excuse. *gets slapped* *CtR comes running through towards Vivi at the alter* Vivi - Is she almost ready? CtR - yeah…*pants* Vivi - No matter how much time you give them, women are always late. Male population - HERE HERE! Women population - *removes make-up* Male population - ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PUT IT BACK ON! CtR - Awwwww, Snookums, I’m so proud of you. *ready’s for a hug* Vivi - Oh ok. Just a small one. *ready’s for hug* CtR - OMG! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMNET IN MY LIFE! Vivi - *trips CtR* Hah! You’ll never get a hug from me! *walks over her* CtR - *clutches hands* I will get a hug from you yet… *Music starts playing* Monkey - Oh, am I late DA honey? Misty - Monkey, when did you turn into a monkey? *hiccup* Monkey - I’ve always been a monkey… DA - No, it’s ok dearie. Here, sit on my lap. *puts his arms around Monkey* RvR - *smacks noobs head* People, quiet please, quiet please. This is a wedding, not a porn showing. Please be silent. Libre - Then why the hell am I in here? *walks out* HB - Who is the priest? It’s not Xaldin, is it? SJ - Xaldin…won’t be here anymore… *two days ago* Xaldin - E-electric pylon…I wonder what it does. *touches* *present* SJ - He was later served in KFC. Some noob bought him. Madi - *barfs* That was me! He was tasty though. HB - So who is it? Kairi namine - Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HB - Oh please, no… Kairi namine - hey lets go to the animal family u can be what ever animal u want and just hang out i will see u there! RvR - This is a wedding! Kairi namine - ooc: CAN I JOIN??? RvR - WHY IS SHE THE PREIST?! Orange - Spike was meant to be the original replacement for Xaldin, but he got lost at sea when he tried to wed two gay guys. Kairi Namine - What are you talking about? *Sammy walked down the isle in her long white wedding dress while Rosey and CtR followed close behind holding flowers. They made it up to the alter, and Sammy and Vivi stood side by side* Kairi namine - We are gather here today to witness the marriage of this lovely couple… Congregation - WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?! Kairi namine - *explodes* RvR - Hmmm…as I thought. That one sentence was too much for her tiny brain and she exploded. Sammy - Well, who’ll do our wedding? Congregation - *silence* Mysterious voice - there shall be no wedding. CHYA! *Girly, Mish and Lithy come riding in on their Gay sex slaves and pick up Sammy and Vivi* Girly - We’ll decide if he is worthy of marrying a Sistah. *The girls ride off and leave the congregation bewildered.* Rosey - What…THE…TOAST! Orange - What do we do now? GX - Me and could slip into the toilet and have a game of- Orange - rat is in there crying. I think I’ll go check on him. GX - Oh, I see! I’m nothing but a mouldy orange to you! Tossing me out when I smell and look bad! Orange - IT WOULDN’T HURT IF YOU SHOWERED ONCE IN A WHILE! *runs to toilet* DA - Monkey, want to play? Monkey - You don’t mean? DA -yes. Monkey - *bends over* Be gentle… DA - *spanks* SPANK THE MONKEY! Aim of the game? See who can leave the reddest mark on Monkey’s cheeks! Misty - *dead from excessive alcohol intake brought by DA and Monkey’s ‘sweet talk’* *In the Sistah interrogation room* Girly - Now, we’ll see if you’re worthy to marry our sistah… Mish - DID YOU EVER CYBER WITH SAMMY?! *slaps Vivi* Vivi - What? Ummm…aren’t you meant to slap them once they answer? Mish - *slaps Vivi* We’re the ones asking the questions! *slaps Vivi* Vivi - Stop slapping me! You Slapp- Lithy - *slaps Vivi* I’m the only one that calls Mish a slapp- *gets slapped by Girly* Girly - Guys, focus! *nipple twists vivi* Vivi - ARGH! YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY! Lithy/Mish/Girly - *slaps Vivi* *Door swings open* Kitty - this calls for a professional! *cracks whip* Sammy - Don’t be too hard with him. Lithy - *slaps Sammy* …oh shi- Sammy - *kicks Lithy in his unmentionables* Lithy - y-you bit- *rolls on floor crying* Girly - Elfy, I want you to go back to the alter. *hugs* Don’t worry, we won’t spoil him… *Sammy left the interrogation room and back to the Spam zone* Girly - …much. *grins at Vivi* Vivi - You lay one hand on me I’ll beat your head in! Girly - I’m not the one tied up. *strokes Vivi’s face* Mish - What should we do first? Lithy - Check what he’s packing? *rubbed his hand up Vivi’s leg* Vivi - DUDE! *Back in the Spam Zone, at the buffet table* Jellybeing - *stomach grumbles* Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I’m so hungry. Tootsie - You ate two Big Macs with fries on the way here… Jellybeing - I’m a growing girl… Tootsie - Two large chocolate milk shakes, a king sized Kebab… Jellybeing - Shhhhh. I know I have a problem. Tootsie - Two pizza’s, and an ice cream. No tootsie pops whatsoever! Jellybeing - Shut up. *points at strange dish* Oh! What’s that?! Coco - That be smalahove. Jellybeing - It looks and smells nice. *takes a bit* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! It’s good! *finishes full plate* Coco - Yes. It has everything in a sheep’s head except the brain. The tongue is like chewing a marshmellow. Jellybeing - *gags* Coco - I have only tried eating the eye once. Oh, and you're not meant to use knives and forks, so you got that right. Jellybeing - *runs to toilet* Rat - OMG! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! EWWWWWWWW THAT’S GROSS! GET OUT GET OUT!!! Tootsie - *sucks on tootsie pop* Jordie - *tosses pie at Tootsie* Tootsie - Da hell?! *grabs haggis* Rosey - Why is there haggis? Cin - It’s a traditional dish from Scotland. It’s the sheep's 'pluck'. Tootsie - *tosses haggis at Cin* *The spam zone becomes a war zone, food tossed in every direction* Coco - Must record this for future reference. *takes out pencil and paper. Hides under table* Sammy - STOP! This is meant to be a happy occasion for me, and you all ruined it! *cries* Girly - There will be no marriage. Sammy - Whaaa?!?! Mish - He was unworthy of us. Rosey - Where is he? Lithy - In a special place. *several moments before* Vivi - *cries* Please! Please stop! I can’t take it!!! Mish - Hah! He’s pathetic. *wipes hands* Lithy - Will we dispose of him? Girly - take him to the RP section. Tie him in there. Vivi - No. NO! NOT THERE! *Mish and Lithy drag Vivi out of the room, passing another room with Sara in it tied up* Sara - Vivi…help me… Girly - Nu uh! No peeking. *closes door* *In the RP section. Vivi is tied to a thread* Mish - Have fun with the locals. *blows a kiss* Vivi - YOU CRUEL WHORE! sadden Blood Warrior - Look, an outsider! *hundred of RP’ers surrounded Vivi* Vivi - What the hell you all looking at? Destiny#1 - We must take him to our leader. *they grabbed Vivi and carried him to a large throne* Destiny#1 - Oh wise one, we bring you an outsider. Vivi - What noob is this wise one? Wise one - Hello Snookums! Vivi - Oh crap! CtR - You still owe me a hug! *glomps* Vivi - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *his screams are heard all over into the spam zone* Rosey - Yeah! CtR finally got her hug! GX - So, who is Sammy gonna marry? I have nice abs! *flashes* Girly - *drools* Kitty - *snaps fingers* Wake up. There shall be a marriage, but to none of you. TCO - Yeah! We the Sistah’s have decided! Mish - YOU’RE NOT A SISTAH! You silly German! Cin - DISCRIMINATION! SUE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE! Mish - Then, you’re not invited to the next wedding. Cin - *quietly sits down* *A hooded figure grabs Sammy, kissing her on the lips* Sammy - Oh my…*blushes* Lithy - See, he’s perfect. *The hooded figure and sammy dash out holding hands. Orange tosses oranges to celebrate rather than the traditional rice, but hit’s the hooded person on the head* Hooded figure - Ouchie… *hood comes off* Congregation - LE GASP! Rosey - Swordser? Swordser - I r nut nub! *grabs Sammy’s hand and makes a dash for it* Sammy - he’s perfect… CtR finally got her hug from Vivi, and hung him on her wall for all the glomps she ever wanted, and Sammy found her dream man and had many many kids. The end. :3
A nice green name would go nicely with this avvy...*attacks Rosey* THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Vivi - Sammy, there is something i must tell you... Sammy - What is it dearie? Vivi - I haven't been totally honest with you... Sammy - Oh? Vivi - I love you! And only you! All the gals - AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Kitty - *creates thread* Rosey - I love you kitty! Bye guys! *runs off. gets brolly for raining babies* Sammy - Whut you guyz talking bout? Kitty - *runs* CtR - *posts thread* Sammy - DEAD WOMAN! *two days later. sammy and vivi holding hands as they await for their new child* Sammy - Vivi, i love you! Vivi - I love you too... CtR - What about me Snookums? I thought you loved me? Rosey - And me? Coco - I don't know you. Kitty - i hate you. LF - I thought i was your only owner...i feel so betrayed. Serveral other lassies i couldn't think of - What about us? *all 8 months pregnant* sammy - Vivi! Vivi - Ummmm...master, help! Crono - You rang? Vivi - Your teachings have backfired! Crono - Well of course, i did teach you. I fail in everyway. Vivi - oh shi- *crono and Vivi both met their reproduction doom at the sharp end of a pair of safety scissors* The end! :3
It's like, so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! BABIES!
*turns off lights. Falls to the ground. Commando rolls over bed. Grabs teddy bear. HUGS!* Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
I'm fed up with these daft stories! They're so unoriginal now. I put away my typing fingers, and take out my cross-stitching ones. Good day!
When did i become the leader? It was Girly that started it. It should be her and not me.
This was taotally rushed! LIKE TOTALLY! Not my best. I'd like to thank CtR for the idea. TA MUCH! *at kh-vids Community Pool/Beach* Tootsie - Coco, must you wear that? *wearing a bikini* Coco - To prevent my pale skin from melting in the sun, yes. *wearing a thick cloak* Nra - You could use some sun lotion. *NAKED* Coco - My cats would lick it off and watch as I cook under the sun, licking their lips as they wait patiently for me to die so they can feast on my corpse. NrA - Not if I get there first! Tootsie - Ladies first. You can have what’s left of her. Coco - Oh my… Mish - HARDER FASTER! HARDER FASTER! HARDER FASTER! HARDER FASTER! C’mon Lithy, I know you can do better than this. I want to see you build up a sweat… Lithy - Can’t I take a break? I‘ve been going at it for ages! *huffing* Mish - No! I want you to push harder, go deeper! You have to thrust your way through! Lithy - Fine. *pushes harder, goes deeper, thrusts his way through* Mish - *makes strange groan* Oh that’s it! I can feel it! Don’t stop!!! Lithy -Your facial expression pleases me. Mish - This breeze feels so nice! See!? Didn’t I tell you rowing would be fun? Lithy - Say, how about we head on back to your UN’s for a… Mish - Why wait? *jumps on top of Lithy* *back at the pool side!* CtR - ROSEY!?!?!? Rosey - What’s wrong? CtR - I-I’ve lost our Snookums! *hyperventilates* Rosey - What happened to the leash on his arm? CtR - He chewed off his own arm!!! *holds up leash with arm attached* Rosey - Form the search party! Gather the hounds! We will bring him back even if it kills him! Vivi - Eeek! Wait. What am I worried about? Those witches will melt if they come in contact with the water. If I stay in here I’ll be fine. *sitting at the bottom of the pool with several straws attached for breathing* Sora13 - Ahhhh…floating aimlessly in the pool feels great. Makes me forget that I’m such a Emoob. *hit’s the straws* A straw? There must be chocolate milk at the other end! *sucks on straw* Vivi - What the…*chokes.splashes his way to the surface of the pool, kissing Sora13* Sora13 - Vivi…I always thought you hated me, *blushes* Vivi - I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I… CtR/Rosey - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SNOOKUMS IS GAY! *falls into each others arms* Vivi - Well, if it gets rid of you two…*sinks back into the pool with Sora13* *in the Forum Family Hospital* Fayth - Nurse Naughty, I’ve hurt my manhood! Can you make it all better? Sammy - You’re a woman though…tranny? Fayth - I’M A MAN DAMMIT! Look! I have a hairy…chest! Sammy - You could’ve escaped from the circus! Fayth - I DIDN’T! Sammy - Enough! *holds him down* This might hurt a bit…*shoves 20 inch needle in his toosh* Fayth - Owie! Nurse, I need a butt rub now…*wiggles* Sammy - *karate chops his toosh, passing all the way through* Fayth - d-dammit…*passes out* Entire male population (bar Lithy) - *places hands over unmentionables* OUCH! Sammy - NEXT! *back at the pool side* Cin - …and then I said, that’s no noob, that’s my mom! Cin’s troop - AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sara - *polishing rifle* It’s quiet…too quiet. *fires rifle at Ducky* *An explosion comes from the Spam zone, causing the RP section to collapse, killing several of it most renowned RP’ers; Luna561, sadden Blood Warrior, tularim, and sadly #1dinesty x.* *in the Forum Family Hospital* Sammy - *stumbles from explosion, severing TheMuffinMan’s spleen* What the heck was that!? TheMuffinMan - ARGH! MY SPLEEN! Sammy - Better get rid of the evidence. *eats* TheMuffinMan - *whilst being swallowed* NUUUUUUUUUU! *Misty bursts in* Misty - S-SAMMY! WE HAVE A PROBLEM! Ummmm, what’s that on your face? Sammy - N-nothing. Misty - ok… *grabs Sammy’s hand and drags her to the spam zone* *at the Spam zone* CtR - This place is a mess. SJ - Isn’t it always? CtR - Yeah, but there’s bodies flying everywhere! *liver hits her in the head* SJ - You might wanna wipe your head… CtR - Oh hunni! SJ - Baby… TCO - CAP’N L! RvR - I hate to butt in… Darky - Butt secks anyone? Trigger - Yes please! DA - Guys, this is serious. We’ve already lost the Forum families. Jade Rhade - Not the Kadaj family. Please say it ain’t so! GX - If you go out with me, I’ll say it ain’t so. Jade Rhade - *weeps* RvR - *clubs GX* DA - We’ve already lost *uses fingers to count* over 22,000 members. Orange - What’s going on?! Spdude - We’ve been invaded. DA, kitty and RvR were first on the scene, but they were heavily outnumbered. Forsaken - Where is kitty?! DA - She hasn’t came back yet. She stayed to look for survivors in the Family Forum but we lost contact after the explosion. Sammy - We need to go get her! Sara - It’s too dangerous. It’s became their lair. Sammy - I don’t care! We need to help her! We can’t abandon her! Sara - Sammy, we can’t risk more lives on a suicide mission. Risk - Suicide? I’ll go! Vivi - Go cut your wrists. Risk - *sobs, sits in corner, cuts wrists* Sammy - Sara, you’re just scared! Hiding in your sugar-coated dream world! Fine! I’ll get her myself! *runs off* Sara - *sigh* We need to rally the troops and set up a defence here. Orange - What’s attacking us!?!? *spam zone door explodes, evil badgers riding on chicken scooters zoom in, kidnapping Orange* Orange - HELP ME! Forsaken - What the hell was that?!?!?! L_F - Those are the infamous evil badgers. They go from forum to forum, destroying everything. Forsaken - And how do you know that? L_F - They have their own website. See? Forsaken - It’s catchy. Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger, Mushroom mushroom! *gets whacked* Madi - Just let me write their names in my death note. I will dispose of them. Rosey - Send the noobs and flamers in first! DA - They were bombarded with dictionaries and well written books. It was worse than the Omaha Beach landing. Sara - We’ll have to hold our ground here. *Sora* - No! I say we go out and face them head on! Trigger - You know what I want to put my face in? Cinnamon! Cin - If we ever survive this, you can. *Sora* - Let us match out and meet them at the Competitive Arena! Tootsie - FOR HYRULE! *everyone marches out to the Competitive Arena carrying whatever they could find. A small group of badgers are seen in the distance* Spike - is that it? How could they do so much damage? *Billions of badgers slowly ride on chicken scooters into view* Coco - All that is holy in the name of cups! We’re doomed! Everyone - mumble mumble, we’re doom. Mumble mumble, we should run! Mumble mumble, this kilt makes me itch in the most awkward of places Mumble mumble, I wanted a go with the Sistah‘s. *everyone starts to leave* CtR - Sons of kh-vids! I am Catch the rain. Rikurules13 - CtR is 7 ft tall, she gives over a 100 rep with a click of a button…and has laser beams coming from her eyes! She shines brighter than any death star! CtR - Yes, I've heard. Repped men by the hundreds. And if SHE were here, she'd consume the badgers with her deadly glomps, and cookies from her butt. You've come to fight as free users, and free users you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight? Higherbeing - Against that? No, we will run, and we will live. CtR - Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR COOKIES! Everyone - FOR THE COOKIES! *everyone charges towards the hoards of badgers riding on chicken scooters with their weapons raised * Evil badgers - Kill the users! And eat their insides! *a bloody battle commences, many lost on both sides, but the badgers were just about to win* SJ - All is lost…everything… CtR - No, not yet! We still live…*head bitten off* SJ - Baby? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY! *goes berserk killing hundreds of badgers and stealing their rides* Rosey - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sister! *shoots self* *Sora* - *dies. For calling kitty a dork* *all those who worshipped CtR committed suicide, except SJ, he’s not like that* RvR - Damn! There’s too many of them. DA - Well, since we’re gonna die at the paws of badgers, I just want to say… *a roar came from over the spam zone* Kitty - SISTAH’S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *kitty, Sammy, Mish, Lithy and Girly came from over the Spam zone* Sammy - HAH SARA! And you said it was impossible! *Sara facepamed herself as she ascended to the Admin heaven* Mish - Oh lithy, I love it when you swing it like that. Forsaken - SINGLE COLUMN! SINGLE COLUMN! *all khv troops gather together.* Girly - READY!? *The Sistah’s rode around the khv troops, killing everyone of them with a noob incinerator* Forsaken - kitty…why? Kitty - You never called… *stabs Forsaken’s face* *the sistah’s rummaged through several of the dead members bodies* Mish - BAD LITHY! You can only do that with me! *sprays Lithy* Sammy - damn! I wanted to kill Sara, and use her head as a punching bag. *the sistah’s faced the remainder of the badgers, who all bowed down to them* Lithy - What’s next? Girly - Microsoft… Mish - Wait! *takes Lithy to her UN’s. Impregnating him* So there you have it. Khv fell to the hands of the Sistah’s, who then took over Microsoft. The end!
So, i was at work, doin' my 'job' (does standing at a door for 5 freakin' hours playing with a Diablo count?) and i saw this lad. Damn! He was hot! Long blonde hair (but not like a hippie), bright blue eyes, tall with an incredible body. I wanted to rub it..it being his stomach (had to edit that for Mish's sake). He looked and smiled at me before he walked off. I was like, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COME BACK AND SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL HOLE!!!' After the 'talk' with my boss, i went home. Got on the bus, but i couldn't stop thinking about this lad. 'C'mon kitty, it's just a guy...that fits every perfectly in every aspect you want in a guy.' *sobs* So, i turned up my music and stared out the window. After a few minutes, the bus was still stationed at the bus stop, someone sat next to me, bumping me. I ignored that person and continued to stare out the window. He person nudge me again. A wee bitty miffed, i looked at the person, making contact with his arm. I looked up and saw it was the same guy i saw before. Aww man, i've never blushed so hard in my life, the guy just laughed at me. Then he started talking to me. My reaction = O.O It was strange...r. We had a lot in common, a lot! Then, an old lady came on and tried to squeeze by him (him being so large + the bus being so small = Tight!). He put his arm around me and squished me against the side of the bus so the woman could get on. I wasn't complaining, it felt gooooood! The bus was reaching my stop, and as I was about to get off the bus he said if he could walk me home. Me bein' in a time of weakness said aye. I didn't realise how tall he was until he came off the bus and started walking beside me. he was well over 6 ft tall. It was a bit of a walk till i reached my house, so we keep on talking. It was weird, i've never been able to talk to anyone like that before. Then it started to pour down. He took off his coat and plopped it over my head (it was like a cloak on me). I pointed out the obvious to him, 'You'll get wet', and he replied as he smiled, 'It's ok..' My blushing was off the meter at this point. We got to my house and as soon as i was about to open the door i noticed how soaked he was. He was completely drenched. So i offered him in to dry off, which he humbly accepted. My sister was in my room using my laptop to watch Ouran High School, so i chased her off (luckily he was in the bathroom). I hopped onto MSN as he was in there. He came out and i gave him a towel to dry himself with. And as soon as i turn away from him for a second he had his top off as he sat on my bed drying his hair. OHMYGOSH!!!AFSNDIF DCHSK,DMCDIO! I almost fell. I couldn't even look at him, he was so damn hot!!! So, he stayed for dinner (he had to wear one of my dad's shirts), and then we came back up (he took it off cause it was too small). We talked some more, having an awesome time, then he asked to play the wii with me (every female geeks dream). I got up to turn it on, but i tripped and fell. Luckily he caught me, but, he pulled too hard and i fell on top of him as he fell back on the bed. So there i was, laying on top of this hot guy, my hands pressed against his chest, again, blushing. I froze as i was looking into his eyes, they were so mesmerizing. Normally i would push myself off within a second, but i couldn't then. He brought my legs up with his own as he moved them onto my bed (he was too long to lay flat on it), and he slowly stroked my face with one hand as the other was…ummmm, on my toosh. He then slowly moved his hand up my top, rubbing my back, giving me a kiss on the cheek. I lowered my head down next to his and said, ’I don’t even know your name yet…’ He said, ’I guess we got caught up so fast, it’s’ ** *elbow slips, smacking head off of the edge of bed, back to reality* Jad = Forsaken to all you members that know nothin'.
Serioulsy, it does. I've started up my Sims 2 collection today since i have a wee bit of time, and decided to do that daft wee Sistah's thing. Sadly, i forgot what we all look like so i made a few mistakes... Mish Sammy Don't even get me started on Girly. I ain't got a scooby what she looks like. I've yet to attempt lithy. I couldn't get on to post this thread, so i did a few extra. Sara Forsaken Forsaken swimsuit edition. He didn't like his first outfit, so... :3
I can't keep it in any longer, it's killin'me, i've kept it in for so long. I LOVE YOU! I love you so damn much! You're all i think about, the only reason why i still come here. No one else here matters to me. When i speak with you i get this warm fuzzy feeling inside of me, all my troubles just disappear. You're better than drugs, cause, there is no downside to you. I've never felt this way towards someone before, it scares me, yet i'm happy. I rush home just to speak with you. You're the only one that really understands me, and the only one i fully trust. I want to met you, i truely do. One day i hope we can. Until that day though, I have one thing i just wanna ask, but if i do, i may get into trouble... Wanna play tic tac toe?
