It's amazin' what can come to mind from a simple song. I believe it was this song, but it was somethin' from the LotR soundtrack. Epic music! It isn't anythin' amazin' but it's somethin' a lot of folk could participate in. I'm not quite sure why i thought of it, but it is very similar to VGN's voice-over thingy (perhaps why i thought of it). I was thinkin' we could do a khv audio story, perhaps alongside the Ultimate khv story (if we actually do it). The thing would be, the writers you give you a brief description of the scene you're in, and who you're with. You would just have to play as yourself...you'd create your own lines, as you work with the other folk in that scene (if that makes sense). You could say anythin' as long as long as it followed the plot. You could be yourself, throw on a daft voice, anythin'...as long as we could understand you. Also, for folk that are in the story but don't have access to a mic, someone could fill in for that member. Either actin' how they think that member would act or the member with no access to a mic could tell someone what to say (make sense?) There would be a narrator (hopefully), someone with a clear, passionate voice. And in the background there could be some epic music to accompany the narrator, much like LotR or any other great soundtrack. Aye, naw? Or it just another daft idea that is just too stupid? It was just a thought to get members to do somethin'.
They should hook up.
If anyone...ANYONE! Could get me a sig sized gif of Link and Zelda, or Link and Link, i'll love you to bits!!!! Heck, somethin' from this...with Link in it! :3
Just a wee game that i have high expectations for. What is it? It will be a collection of short stories written by different members, put together to create one big story. Or to put it simply, members (hopin' for quite a few to join) will PM me or another judge their story and the person with the best story that fits as a prologue (or chapter) will have it in the story (Judges wil decide whats best). Then it will continue for several chapters, and others will be chosen. The short stories, or chapters must contribute to the main plot. Members that are in it...can be anyone, although, i'm sure some will be completely unknown to others. Some side stories will be great, but we will tell you if you can. Remember, funny is good. Complete randomness is funny, but it's not what we want. Now, i still haven't sort out the details such as word count, or if the judges and i should create a topic. Some of you guys might have better idea's. So, if you wish to join in, share some idea's. Thats all i can think of for now. ^^
So, i was writing somethin' esle, but i got bored, so i wanted to write somethin' else. Then i got the idea for a love story, chose who i thought would make a grand lead character and wrote whatever came to mind. This is just the first chapter, and only the leading character appears so far, but others will appear! They will, they will! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lithy…why did you run? Am I not that grotesque …am I? Mish sat at her desk, resting her chin on the palm of her hand as her elbow balanced on the table. Time flew in quickly as she stared out the window next to her, fixated on two birds as they danced around each other - chirping as the fluttered. ‘Mish…MISH!’ Yelled Mish’s boss. Startled, Mish’s elbow slipped, her chin crashing to the table. Her boss frowned at her as she stood by her. ‘Day dreaming again?’ her boss presumed. Mish lifted her chin slowly, rubbing it while she raised it. ‘Just resting from working hard, Sir.’, Mish joked. ‘The only work you’re doing is day dreaming.’ she said, pointing to the perspiration on Mish’s head. Mish took out a handkerchief from her pocket and dab the perspiration on her forehead. There was a lot more than she realised, twisting the handkerchief several times to squeeze out the excess sweat, letting it drip to the floor. Her boss looked in disgust. As Mish twisted her handkerchief she caught a glance of her watch. 5:31pm. She gasped. She finished at 5:30pm. She pouted at her boss, her top lip quivering. She swivelled in her, squinting her body as she continued to pout. Her boss rolled her eyes. ‘Again?’ Her boss asked, ‘This has become a daily routine with you now.’ Mish continued to swivel and pout, but it was clear that she was holding back a smile. Her boss sighed. She closed her eyes and flicked her head towards the door, signalling that Mish could leave. Mish squealed. She jumped off her chair and bolted to the door. Not to her bosses surprise Mish’s bag was already packed and hanging next to her jacket. ‘See you to-…’ but Mish was already half way down the building - still putting on her jacket - before her boss had a chance to say goodbye. ‘If I’m quick enough I can catch the early train.’ Mish thought to herself. She dodge many passing businessmen that rushed alone the heavily congested street. A single bump into one of them would have caused her to fall in amongst the crowd. Or worse, they could trample over her, crushing her fragile body, blood squirting out her eyes and ears. It only crossed her mind once, though. She was making good timing for the train, having a couple of minutes to spare. Or so she thought. A heavy weight pressed down on the back of her foot, causing her to stumble. She looked back to see that her shoe had fallen off. She lifted her shoeless foot and hobbled over to pick it up, but passing people kicked it as they made their way to their destination. She pushed her way past oncoming people, desperately trying to reach her shoe, but it was kicked further and further from her reach. ‘Get out the way!’ she muttered in annoyance, pushing her way through the crowd. ‘AHHHHH!’ A large man came out of no where, walking directly into her. She felt her foot leave the ground as the man sent her flying through the air. A loud thud followed as she hurt the ground. Pain shot up her body, causing her to scream from agony. No one offered to help as she laid there face down, some taking a quick glance before they continued with their lives. Mustering all the strength she had left, she brought herself to her knee’s. Her hair dangled over her face as her head hanged down. She looked up to see her shoe was a few feet away from her. She crawled towards it, gradually getting closer. Luckily people had stopped kicking her shoe. She was in arm’s reach of her shoe, but something caught her attention. A pair of trainers stood in front of her. She stared at the feet for a moment, slowly making her way up to the face. She gawked at the button nosed faced, brown hair covering the eyes of the being. In a flash she closed her eyes and hid her face. She opened an eye as she turn her head slightly, just enough to see the being, but enough so her hair covered her face. No one was there. She looked around, moving her head so she could see between the crowd. Grabbing and placing her shoe on, Mish jumped to her feet. She pushed through the crowd, frantically looking for the being, but she couldn’t see him. Confused and battered, she headed for the train station. Luckily she was still able to catch the early train. Rain pelted off the train carriage, the train clanked as it as it rode along the track. Mish finally found a seat as the carriage began to empty. Eventually, it was just her a middle age man beside her. The man, winked at her, gently licking his lips. He shuffled closer to her. Mish looked away nervously. The man coughed to get her attention, but Mish never fell for his tricks. Other things were on her mind. ‘W-was that Lithy?’ she wondered to herself, over and over again. ‘Hey baby…’ the middle age man said suggestively, but Mish took no notice. ‘It was Lithy…but why was he here?’ She couldn’t get him off her mind. Images of them ran wildly through her mind. She started sweating, her breathing getting deep and deeper. ‘L-Lithy…’ she gasped. The man looked at her strangely. She clutched her legs, her eyes fixated in one place. Things started to become a blur to her. Her head felt light. She tried to open a window for air, but she was too weak at this point. Things got dark and she collapsed to the floor of the train. The old man looked at her with a sinister look as he walked to her. Mish saw him for a brief moment before falling unconscious. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not a particular funny start, but meh. I'll have one up hopefully tomorrow.
I lol'd so hard. XD
Does anyone know who Diane Blaney, Blane or somethin' like that, is?
Wassup dogs?
I need some professional CnC. Why is this in the spam zone? cause most CnC is just spam. No way helpful to the artist! These are two of my better pieces.
yeah...;D Edit: Just double click it.
It was Forsaken's one year anniversary! He's like khv April fools!
America is famous for them.
HAHAHAHA! FOOL YOU! *woof*
Have you ever considered usin' so much fake tan, that your skin turns orange too? Not a nice golden tan, but an orange, orange colour.
Tell me what are America's best sweets! I need a list! READY STEADY GO!
Ok, just for lulz, i want you guys to name a member on this site. I will then head out into the big bad world of the interweb and find a picture of how i imagine that member. Aye, naw?
My last BFF betrayed me, so i had to terminate her. Now i'm holdin' auditions for a new one. To enter, please answer these questions...truthfully. 1. A/S/L 2. References (Minimum of two) Please give a detailed history of at least two of your last BFF's. 3. Salt n' vinegar or Cheese n' onion? 4. You're friend has a hot date with the school football quaterback in a few minutes, but the toilet explodes, coverin' her with it's contents. Her date has just walk through the gate. How would you distract him till your friend is ready? 5. Your pose? (Such as Bluesteel) A description of the pose would be a bonus. 6. What is your cookin'/bakin' specialty? 7. How would you stop an up risin' of old pensioners? 8. Cookies or brownies? 9. (You are my BFF in this scenario) kitty's mascara begins to run down her face. How would you save the day? 10. Favourite type of film? 11. A squirrel steals your nuts. How would you retrieve them? 12. (You are my BFF in this scenario) Kitty is very unwell. What would you do to make her feel better? 13. What are your talents? 14. A guy drivin' a white van stops beside you on an empty street. He offers a ride. He tries to persuade you to hop in with sweeties and puppies. What do you do? 15. Guys, girls, or both? 16. Describe how you would create the perfect gals night in. 17. (You are my BFF in this scenario) A hot guy asks you out, but you know Kitty has had her eyes on him for sometime now. *coughAllthosestalkin'nightsoutcough* What would you do in this situation? 18. (You are my BFF in this scenario) Kitty asks you if her toosh looks big in this. Do you tell her the truth, or lie to make her feel secure? Why? 19. (You are my BFF in this scenario) Kitty has had a hard day at the office. One of her co-workers stole her favourite plushie. She comes home tired and extremely moody, depressed. How would you tame the wild beast? 20. Why should you be picked as my new BFF? What could you contribute? Good luck. P.S Kitty loves detail/long posts.
I was takin' a peaceful stroll in the monster infested village of Ravenholm, when out of no where a headcrab jumped on my head! Reducin' my health to 1%! I had to choice but to meet my crowbar with it's head. Luckily the suits support system started pumpin' morphine into my body, until...another freakin' headcrab bite my head! Gordon wouldn't move after that. And lol, i tried to protect myself by seekin' protection under a propeller as hoards of monsters/zombies came towards me, screamin horride shreiks! Then the propeller flew off high into the air, landin' directly on my head. Gordon wouldn't move after that. I fell off an incredibly high cliff. Gordon wouldn't move after that.
Your avvy is the bestest avvy in the avvy world! After mine of course.
