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Anyway, yeah, Nintendo 64. I remember that, I still have it.

No hate threads, that's what got me in trouble. Don't make the same mistake.

It'd be a tie, both are lazy and they'd just create steam with an exchange of attacks. They'd probably both relax on the couch eating potato chips while watching Bleach.

Try sharing your knowledge of whatever you have, help other people, and don't focus yourselves in sections where posts don't count. That'll help you boost up your post count.

10 posts a day or more should be a good start.

Random Idiot, because it's the most truthful.

Chapter 27 - The Last of the Homuncului - Friend or Foe?

"The homunculus must be purged before they destroy humanity!" Russell cried out, charging at Regret with his lance.

"Is that what you think our purpose is?!" Regret answered, blocking Russell's assault with his own lance. "You think we don't want to be just like you?! We wish to be human, a real human! Not just a shadow of our former lives!"

"And how do you plan to do that? Destroy other people's lives?!" Russell takes out his gun and fires a couple of rounds into Regret. "What's dead should stay dead!"

Regret regenerated, then transmuting his lance into a trident. "What's dead should stay dead?! We're not dead, we were born!"

Russell does the same as Regret, using his gun as more material and the transmutation circle on the paper. "Homunculus aren’t born, they're made by foolish alchemist who think they can cheat nature!"

Despair and Fletcher only watch as the two fight, each never outwitting the other.

"I thought you were my friend!" shouted Russell. "I thought you were trustworthy, but now I can see your true nature!"

"As did I." Regret responded. "As did I, and now..."

"It's time we finished this!!!" The two yelled out in perfect synchronization.

Chapter 27 - The Ed, Al, and Winry Adventures - Cloud

"Ok, so you beat Herc, big deal! He gave up! You're still only junior heroes!" Phil criticized. "Round 11, let's see you pass this one!"

Cloud stepped out, with giant sword in hand. "Hello, my name is Cloud. I don't care who you are, I'm here to battle and that's all."

"Good, we can skip the introductions!" Ed eagerly cried out.

"He can lift that enormous sword, he must be incredibly strong!" Al pointed out.

Winry runs off into the stands. "This is a man's fight, no doubt! Good luck!"

"Winry! You honestly think we can fight this guy?!" Ed panicked frantically.

"Match start!" declared Phil.

Round 11 - Cloud Strife

"OMNISLASH!" Cloud roared.

"Brother, look out!" Al pushes Ed out of the way, taking the pounding of Omnislash.

"AL!!!!!" Ed transmutes a baseball bat from the ground. "Ok, now you're asking for it!" He transmutes several stone hands from the ground to grab Cloud, but the fearsome soldier slashed them away. Ed took this chance and whacked Cloud in the face.

"Well done, but I'm not giving up so easily!" Cloud easily broke Ed's bat with his bare hands. "Kid, I'll win anyway."

"No, you won't!" Al, though beaten up, manages to snap his fingers.

The flames swallow Cloud, but he walks out of it unscathed. "Good job, you've managed to surprise me. You may have your win this round, but my shadow won't be so easy." Cloud enters the lobby and beams up to a gummi ship.

"Uhh, winner: Team Elric!" Phil announced.

Chapter 27 - The Dogs of the Military - The Cave of Wonders

Genie and the Dogs of the Military arrive at the entrance of the cave, at the head of the tiger. "What do you seek?" The cave asked.

"Whoa! It talked!" Mustang dropped backwards in surprise.

"Hm, interesting. A talking stone head, a tiger head no doubt, talking!" Armstrong mumbled to himself.

"Is it dangerous?" Hawkeye asked Genie.

"Hey, buddy, ol' pal! It's me, Genie!" Genie did several of his tricks.

"Oh, it's you, Genie," The cave realized. "Some suspicious intruders came in, are you four investigating?"

"Yeah, that city close by here, Argabah, has been cleared out. Most likely by heartless, no traces were left behind." Genie has a literal river of tears. "It's so horrible!"

"Well, then! I guess you should come on in, I'm not going anywhere." The cave allowed them passage. "Just know this, the Diamond in the Rough is in here and don't touch anything. Greed triggers my cave-in."

The group goes in, all immediately eyeing the treasures inside. "Wow, I can see why he said don't touch anything!" Mustang spoke, impressed.

"This is the ultimate test of self-restraint!" Armstrong commented.

"My, my, my. If only I could grab some..." Hawkeye thought to herself.

In the depths of the cave, there was an evil sorcerer gathering power.

Chapter 27 - The Special Provision for Kira - Meeting of Detectives and Death Gods

The Wammy's House Team and the Kira Investigation Team met at Radiant Garden's castle, Hollow Bastion. Xell, Near, and Mello welcomed Light, L, and Misa at the entrance of the hallways to Ansem's Study. Xell and L stared at each other, both unflinching. Each had big eyebags, both eating sea-salt ice cream. "Hello, L." Xell welcomed.

"Hello, Xell." L also responded.

"Ok, now, awkward." Light commented to break the silence. "I think it's time for you guys to meet our new shinigami, Shidoh and Jealous."

"Jealous! You may reveal yourself!" Misa signaled to the shinigami.

Mello's chocolate in his pocket was taken and munched on. "Hey! That's my chocolate, shinigami!"

Shidoh smacked Mello on the head with his Death Note. "No manners! How rude!" The shinigami tapped Xell and Near on the shoulder with his Death Note.

A softer tap occurred on the spines of the three. Jealous and Shidoh became visible. "Hello, my name is Jealous." Jealous scratched his skull. "Sorry for Shidoh's behavior, he likes chocolate like Ryuk does apples."

"Jealous! Don't apologize to these rude punks!" Shidoh advised, munching on the chocolate.

Rem bonks Shidoh on the head. "Call them rude again and I'll see to it you never have chocolate for a year."

"Y... yes, Rem-san." Shidoh obeyed.

Ryuk munched on his apple. "A real shinigami eats apples, only a sissy eats chocolate!"

Near restrains Mello from trying to hit Ryuk. "Mello, it isn't worth trying to kill a shinigami!"

Who are these fools? Greiver asked Xell in his mind. They appear to be alternate versions of the people I once knew, including the shinigami. answered Xell, again in his mind. Hm, interesting. I have a feeling that the one whom casts me shall arrive in this world very soon. Whom are the shadow of, Greiver? His name is Squall Leonhart.

Chapter 27 - The Mickey Mouse Club - Emptiness of Joy

The Mickey Mouse Club boards their assigned gummi ship, Xemnas shows up on the screen. "Well, how was your trip home?" Xemnas asked.

Mickey looked away from the screen, disgusted at the face of Xehanort. "I'm not in the mood to report." answered Mickey.

"Something awful happened, didn't it?" Xemnas asked, sure of his words.

"Well, we have da goood news, and da bad news." Goofy explained. "Donald, would ya explain?"

"See, da good news is dat we have unlocked the power of the book given to us by da gods." Donald pointed out. "Da bad news is dat everyone except Chip and Dale on this world are gone, disappeared."

"All of them are gone?" Xemnas asked Donald for clarification. "Why doesn't Mickey want to see my face?"

"Xehanort, I mean, your heartless did it, he retreated whemn we beat him back." Donald clarified for the leader of the Organization.

"So, my heartless has reawoken?" Xemnas chuckled. "I see, my time to exist again may come sooner than I thought."

I despise having to repost stuff. >_>

Oh, that. I left for a week to Oregon that occurs every summer. Did I say I thought this guy was an attacker? I bet he can't press the attack button without help.

You can't physically hold a soul, ya know.

I've been watching Bleach, finished episode 51 already. Yeah, it's been quiet, but not anymore. There are more attackers coming, probably.

<_< Hello to you too, shadowjak. How're you?

This dude also started that dang Popularity thread, talk about astounding. >_>

You messed with the wrong admin, I'm reporting this.

^ An example of a bad-mouthed brat, it's bad.

This is an example of over-confidence, it's important to know your limits.

The more you know.

Chapter 26 - The Last of the Homuncului - Lior's Frenzy of Scars

Regret and Despair enter the once-again thriving city of Lior. "Hm, like a desert oasis." Regret commented, thirsty.

"So this is a city, it's big. Despair marveled Lior's size and many buildings.

"Lior is nothing compared to Central," Regret continued to describe an even bigger city. "It's got more variety of shops, bigger libraries, smarter people, and even-" Regret was pushed into the water fountain.

"You stinkin' idiot, we thought you were dead!" Russell Tringham picked Regret back up. "Ron, I swear, we should beat you to death for running off!"

"Brother, stop!" Fletcher restrains Russell from punching Regret. "Ron didn't want you to worry about the surgery!"

"Oh, and who is this?" Russell stops trying to hit Regret and stares at Despair. "My name is Russell Tringham, pleased to meet you."

"Oh dear, here we go again...." Fletcher mumbled. "I'm Russell's little brother, Fletcher!"

"Hello, Russell and Fletcher, my name is-" Despair is timely interrupted by Regret, who quickly makes up a name.

"Her name is Dorothy Espair, a friend I met on my way here." Regret whispers to the two brothers. "She has a slight case of amnesia, so help her out if she needs it."

He walks back to Despair, whispering something to her on the way. "Don't let them see the ouroborus on your left foot."

"Anyway, we came here to meet a friend of ours, Rose." Russell clarified. "She should be here by now...."

There was an explosion at the recently rebuilt town square, after the incident with the zombie armor creatures. There were multiple heartless with the appearance of Scar, the one who murdered many State Alchemists years ago. The only difference was the right arm, it resembled an inhuman claw instead of an ordinary arm with tattoos.

"It's... Scar?!" Fletcher shouted in disbelief. "And there's so many of them!"

"We'll take care of this, Ron and Dorothy, just go!" demanded Russell, taking out a paper with a transmutation circle on it.

"No, I guess I'll have to just do it. I can't let these two fools die!" shouted Regret, tearing off his shirt and revealing his ourobous. "Don't bother, anyone. I'll take care of this alone!" signaling Despair not to reveal herself as a homunculus either.

The fool-of-a-homunculus transmutes his right arm into automail, fighting all of the Scar heartless off. "Die, beasts!"

"It... can't be!" Fletcher yelled in disbelief.

"Ron is a homunculus?!" Russell stands there, staring at the ouroborus.

"The name's Regret!" Regret finally disclosed after destroying the last Scar heartless.

Russell uses his transmutation circle to make a lance from the ground. "I thought you all were killed, but I guess I'll have to finish the job!"

Regret's body returns to normal, then also transmuting a lance from the ground without a circle. "I really didn't wanna do this, but if you force me...."

Chapter 26 - The Dogs of the Military - Desert Sultan

The gates were swung open by Genie's magic, but everything in the city was empty. Genie's jaw dropped, literally and figuratively, in surprise. "I swear, it was thriving here the last time I was here!"

"And last time was..." Mustang asked for Genie to specify while making sure his gloves were on tightly.

"Uhh, let’s see, hmmm.... Last week?" Genie answered.

"A lot can change in a week, Genie." Hawkeye commented checking if her guns were loaded full with bullets.

"I have a bad feeling about this, everyone...." announced Armstrong, with gauntlets ready.

They entered the front of the palace gates, where they found a big, fat heartless like Blizzard Lord and Fire Lord except wearing white.

"Heartless Alert!" cried Genie, first healing the Dogs of the Military, then running away.

Black Hayate runs over to Hawkeye. "There you are! Be a good boy and go hide with Genie." The dog runs off as well.

"Shall we?" Armstrong eagerly asked Mustang.

Mustang snapped his fingers. "Go for it!" The explosion knocks the heartless boss out, but still floating.

After beating the heartless up, its heart floats off and drops a book. Mustang picks the and tries to read it. "This is all chicken scratch, illegible to even the writer!"

Armstrong tries to make out what the cover says. "Hmm, indeed illegible to human eyes."

"It's old and burnt up also," commented Hawkeye, petting Black Hayate. "Seems badly damaged in some kind of conflict."

"I can help!" Genie eagerly shouted. "Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam!" His magic restores the book and makes all the words readable.

"Hmm, Sultan’s Diary." Armstrong reads the cover title aloud.

"Wow, it's actually readable!" remarked Hawkeye, surprised.

Mustang skips to the latest page with writing on it. "Since most of you can't see it, I'll read it aloud." It read:

Dear Diary,

Today is the fourth day since the heartless' invasion, I'm getting worried that we are going to lose. As I am writing this, my guards are keeping these monstrosities at bay. My daughter and the future king, Aladdin, are off exploring again. I haven't seen them ever since the invasion started. I hope nothing happened to them. I would be so worried if something did. Right now, the heartless have breached the palace. Not to worry, we will prevail. Oh! Someone is knocking on the door! I must get it, I will document the rest of the activities later.

-Sultan

"There's nothing after that...." Mustang pointed out. "What if the heartless were the ones knocking?"

"Oh no!" Genie screamed. "Everyone in the city's gone, all of them! The heartless must've succeeded!"

"How horrible!" Armstrong sheded a tear.

Hawkeye reads over the letter Xemnas gave them. "Xemnas told us to check the Cave of Wonders for heartless, then launch the gummi ship immediately and report. We might find a clue there."

"The Cave of Wonders?" Genie asked. "Well, the, I know where it is! Let's go!"

Chapter 26 - The Ed, Al, and Winry Adventures - The Birth of Junior Heroes

Ed, Al, and Winry were waiting for Phil to come out. "Aw, what's taking him so long?!" Ed complained. "We don't have time for this anyway!"

"Brother, the path to the Underworld was sealed by the gods, it takes time to get it back open." Al told Ed, smirking. "Therefore, we do have time for this!"

"Boy will be boys, I guess..." Winry tossed around her fearsome wench.

Phil finally comes out, lipstick markings clearly visible. "Alright, may the combatants take their places?"

Ed, Al, and Winry faced a few Neo Shadows. Phil stood on his podium. "Ready, Steady, Go!"

Round 1 - Shadow Tacticians

Ed transmutes a handblade onto his automail arm, slicing a Neo Shadow apart. "Piece of Cake!"

Phil looks up to Ed with mouth full of cake. "I'm sorry, what'd you say?"

Al snaps his fingers, engulfing most of the Neo Shadows in fire. "This is fun, I see why Mustang enjoys this!"

Winry sends the remainder of Neo Shadows flying out of the Coliseum with a swing of the wrench. "Home run!" Winry excitedly cried out.

Round 2 -Weightloss Club

Two Large Bodys and two Fat Bandits were next up. They all jumped up and quaked the entire Coliseum.

Ed transmutes the hammer. "Too easy!" He hits a Fat Bandit with the hammer, making the heartless vibrate violently. It explodes, destroying a Large Body. "Two birds with one stone!" Ed proclaimed.

Al snaps his fingers, killing the other Large Body. "Fire seems to be ineffective to the ones in the orange!"

"Let’s see them handle this!" screamed Winry, whacking the remaining Fat Bandit so hard, the Fat Bandit fell over. She then stomped on it, killing the heartless after jumping on it ten times.

Round 3 - Wright Knights of the Round Table

Thirteen Wright Knight heartless around a wooden circular table were set up. They span around, any physical attack made would be deflected.

"This is too easy..." mumbled Al, grinning. He snapped fingers, setting the table aflame and burned those heartless to a crisp.

Round 4 - Soldier 1st Class

A few Soldier heartless huddled together, seemingly scared.

"Is it just me or are the enemies easier as we go along?" Ed asked. He transmuted stonespikes from the ground, defeating the concentrated group of Soldier heartless.

Round 5 - Playing Hooky

There were a multitude of Hook Bats flying in different directions in the arena.

"Boys, just watch me defeat them all!" Winry chuckled, throwing on Hook Bat into another, eventually killing them all.

Round 6 - Armored Knights of the Round Table

This time, its thirteen Armored Knight heartless gathered around a wooden circular table.

"Too easy, Phil!" Al commented, once again setting fire to the table and burning them.

Round 6 - Pinball Arcade

The group just waits for all the Pinball heartless to stop running around.

Round 7 - Yuffie Kisaragi

Yuffie waves hello to the newcomers. "Hello, I'm Yuffie, Master Ninja!" She takes out her giant shurikan.

"I'm Edward, but just call me Ed." Ed retransmutes his handblade. "I'm sure you'll find us challenging...."

"I'm Alphonse, but I go by Al!" Al gets ready to snap his fingers.

"I'm Winry, the one who has to take care of these two!" Winry tosses around her wrench. "I take good care of them." That made Al and Ed tremble in fear.

Phil jumped in. "Hey! You two boys, go off to the good seats! Girl-against-girl catfight!"

Ed whacks Phil on the head. "Perv!"

Al apologizes for Ed. "Sorry, Phil, brother is short tempered."

Winry and Yuffie fight, and a pattern is formed. Yuffie tosses shurikan, Winry hits shurikan away, and Yuffie catches it.

Eventually, Winry is the one who has enough energy to stand, with Yuffie panting on the ground. Ed and Al drag Yuffie to the lobby.

Round 8 - Squall Leonhart (Leon)

Leon steps up to the challenge. "So, you guys beat Yuffie?" He takes out his gunblade. "I'm Squall Leonhart, but just call me Leon. I heard your introductions already."

"Good, we don't need to waste any time!" Ed shouted.

"No formalities? That's a nice change." Al commented.

Winry was staring at the gunblade, tempted to take it apart. "Any chance I can examine your weapon?" Winry politely asked.

Leon charged at Ed, clashing his gunblade with Ed's automail handblade. "Gah! That was fast, you must be an expert!" Edward yelled in surprise.

Phil rushed Winry and Alphonse away, leaving Edward alone. "Go on, we need this guy to prove his strength!"

"What?! Phil, you jerk!" Ed responded to the fact hat it was a solo battle. He manages to escape Leon's lock-of-weapons and transmutes a sword while still keeping the handblade.

"Change the structure of an object with a clap of the hands, nice ability." Leon commented.

There was a fearsome fight, each clash of the blades sent sparks flying. Eventually, Ed knocked the gunblade out of Leon's hand and held his handblade to Leon's throat.

"I win." chuckled the Fullmetal Alchemist.

Round 9 - Tifa Lockhart

Tifa walked up next after Squall (AKA Leon) was defeated. "So, Leon fell? Hm, my name's Tifa. You must be Ed, Al, and Winry."

"So, you've heard about us?" Ed asked Tifa with a raised eyebrow.

"Great, another one to beat up." Winry grumbled sarcastically.

Al sighs with boredom. "We're gonna do this all day, aren’t we?â€

Phil rushed Ed and Winry to the stands. "Let's see Alphonse fight with his fists!"

"Phil!" Al cried. "You're seriously making me fight a girl?!"

Tifa punches Al first. "What's the matter? Fight like a man!"

"Ok, that's it!" Al transmutes gauntlets from the ground, then kicks Tifa away.

"Thought so." Tifa unloads her Limit Breaks on Al, making him fall to his knees.

"Huff, huff, huff," Al panted, barely able to stand. "I guess I'll have to resort to this!" He transmutes a suit of armor from the ground and inserts a part of his soul inside, allowing it to move.

"What the?!" Tifa ran forward and kicked the suit of armor, making it shatter into pieces.

Al seizes this chance and punches Tifa in midair, knocking her to the floor. "I... win..."

Round 10 - The Mighty Hercules

Hercules is now up. "Hello, guys! I'm Hercules!"

"So, you're Hercules?" Ed asked. "Can you do us a favor and ask the gods to open up the portal to the Underworld? Xemnas asked up to inspect the area."

"Xemnas asked you too?" Herc thought about it. "Ok, after this match!"

"Alright, anyway, I'm Alphonse!" Al shouted out.

"I'm Winry!" Winry added.

"And I'm Edward, the Fullmetal Alchemist!" Ed proudly introduced himself.

"Ed, Al, and Winry! Let's fight!" Hercules charged at the three.

Ed summoned stonespikes from the ground and Al set them on fire by snapping his fingers, barraging Hercules with blazing rocks. "Not bad, Ed and Al!"

Then came the finishing blow, Winry's Wrathly Wench. Hercules scratched his head. "Ow, that hurts!" He drops to his knees. "I guess you guys are pretty tough, then? I feel a bit tired."

Phil's jaw dropped. "Herc, you tired? Three words, no one gets Herc tired!"

Herc throws a white towel into the air. "I'll be going to Olympus now, rest up! The next three matches are tough!" He gets on Pegasus and flies into the sky.

It's Hollow Bastion, all hands down!

Now that you've sent it back, huzzah!

Humans are, generally, not good nor evil. We are mere beings with more potentcial then the other beasts we call "animals" We have more than just instinct to govern our own lives. Everyone who classifies good and evil are crazy, humans are only insane. If we could peer into how animals percieve us, they'd think we're weird for building cities and watching T.V. just as we think it's weird for dogs to sniff each other's butts. We call this potentcial and insanity "intellect." Think, if it weren't for intellect, there'd be no racism or friendship. No rapes or romances. No murders or saviors. We'd be only simple beings who know how to eat, sleep, reproduce, and die. We see this as crazy, but they'd probably see us as crazy too.

I digress, but I'll give it to you straight: The entire human race is crazy.