Ask who made the script, then shoot them. I think you'll have to shoot Nomura, though.
Chapter 29 - The Last of the Homunculi - Reassessment Regret and Despair were sipping tea in a hotel room, waiting for the teenagers at the door trying to listen in on anything that maybe going on. After five minutes, the teens left, and the two homunculi began to talk. "Now, about those two, what do we do with them?" asked Despair, trying to keep her tea hot with her powers. "The Tringham Brothers do not know that you are a homunculus, but they know I am. We will only get rid of them if they get in our way." Regret answered, drinking his tea cold. "Who makes this stuff here? The tea grows so cold faster than I can teleport." "Oh really, can't you just admit that the two brothers are the ones who you truly wanted to be friends with?" questioned Despair, adding sugar cubes into the cup. "Indeed, the tea here even has frozen pieces." "No, because I don't want them as friends." lied Regret, knowing it was true. "They could still be useful-" He snaps his fingers, making the ladder extending to their window fall from the ones climbing it to become shocked by the sudden noise and lose their grip. "Stupid kids, what has gone wrong with the youth these days?" Chapter 29 - The Ed, Al, and Winry Adventurers - Aeons' Hymn *Hymn of the Fayth plays* Ed and Al turn around to see three beasts, each's aura chilling to the bone. Winry jumps out of the stands, rushing to the two brothers' side with wrench in hand. "You're gonna need my help in this one!" she clearly stated, glancing at the three terrifying monsters. The first was on the right of the leader, snarling and growling like the beast it was. Flames came out when ever the creature exhaled its foul breath. "I am Ifrit, the Aeon of Fire." The second was to the left of the leader, tapping its hoofs and slicing the air with the sparks of lightning crackling through its horn. The electricity circulated throughout the horse as if it was held in place by some force. "I am Ixion, the Aeon of Thunder." The third and last member of the group was the leader, a cold breeze occurred whenever she twitched. Her body was sparkling like powdered diamonds or ice. "I am Shiva, Aeon of Ice." Round 13 - The Elemental Aeons *Final Battle music plays* "Whoa! What is going on here?!" Ed stepped back as the opposing team approached. "Ed, don't chicken out now!" Al tightens his gloves, trying hard not to stare at Ifrit. "Oh, my, how're we gonna win this one?" Winry spins her wrench around, using it like a baton. "Battle Start!" Phil hides under the podium, cowering like Panic & Pain. Shiva starts the assault, launching huge icicles at Alphonse. "Heavenly Strike!" "Aye, that almost hit me!" He threw his coat to the ground and snapped his fingers, demonstrating that Shiva picked the wrong enemy to fight. It blew up the icicles into bits. "Interesting! One does not find formidable opponent every day!" Shiva conjures up more icicles and sends them to Al again. Ed and Ixion face off, with Ed taking a precaution that metal is a great electrical conductor. "So, a horse with a horn?" He transmutes a stone sword from out of the ground. "It might not be steel, but it's hard!" "Foolish mortal, taste my fury! Aerospark!" A disc of energy is launched at Edward. He promptly whacks it away with the stone sword. "I'm anything but foolish, so don't underestimate me!" Ed whacks away another Aerospark discus. "Underestimate? I believe the average human is taller than you are." Ixion talk back, attempting to catch Ed off-guard. "Who're you calling someone so tiny he can't be measured by a yardstick?!" Edward now fights harder against Ixion. Ifrit fires a ball of flame at Winry. "Meteor Strike!" The stubborn automail mechanic hits the fireball far into the atmosphere. "It's kinda easy to hit, I'd have a home run by now." "Gah! Humans, so arrogant! May you burn by my sacred flame!" Ifrit launches even more Meteor Strikes. Chapter 29 - The Dogs of the Military - Snakes in a Cave Jafar laughs maniacally, then using his great powers to turn into a giant cobra. "Sssssplended! Prey that will put on a fight!" Mustang invokes his transmutation circle, calling a dragon of flame to crash into Jafar. "Does it burn? This is not nearly enough to even out the cold bitterness of your heart!" Armstrong sends a giant spike through Jafar's snake head. "Now I shall punish you with a technique passed down by the Armstrong tradition!" Hawkeye snipes out one of Jafar's literal snake eyes. "Feel the pain? The amount you cause is so much greater then that!" As a genie, Jafar immediately recovers from these wounds. "You cannot defeat me! Assssss long asssss my lamp is sssssafe, I am immortal! Not even the pain will stop me!" "As long as your lamp is safe....." Mustang sets the black lamp on fire, but Jafar quickly freezes it. "So, shall we play a game?"
Oh, be original! Type something up!
Bye, hope you have a good time!
Hell no, that's Aunt somethingsomething.
http://kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=2932 For god sakes, every staff member has to do this.
Atlantica, because I'm small, full of water, and am a freak of nature.
Let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake The Kracken! *Summons Kracken to kill giant squid*
<_< I have no comment.
Chapter 28 - The Last of the Homuncului - Escape Russell and Regret fought each other evenly matched, both of their causes equally noble, both whose wills could withstand even things that discourage most others. "Die, homunculus Regret!" shouted Russell, throwing a smoke grenade and then stabbing Regret in the ouroborus with his trident. "Russell, just stop!" Regret kicked Russell away and snapped the trident that impaled him into pieces. "You cannot kill me!" "Oh, yes I can!" Russell pulled out a pair of pyrotex gloves. "I'm not as skilled at this as Mustang, but this'll do!" "Oh crap," Regret clapped and made a barrier of concentrated oxygen in front of him. I hope this works... Russell snaps his fingers, making an explosion. "I did it?" "Nope!" Regret jumps out of the resulting smoke, punching Russell. "Dorothy, let's go!" Despair runs after Regret and Fletcher tends to his beaten brother. "Russell, do we have to fight the homunculi?" Chapter 28 - The Special Provision for Kira - Shinigami Ryuk The group split up into teams of two: Light & Ryuk, Misa & Rem, L & Xell, Near & Jealous, and Mello & Shidoh. Light walks around the marketplace, looking for Leon. "It says here that we're supposed to meet a person named Leon, right Ryuk?" "I should be asking you," Ryuk replied. "I don't have such good memory." "Well, that Xemnas sure has some odd contacts." Light commented, glaring at the deformed castle. "Well, I gotta go somewhere! See ya in a while!" Ryuk departed to look for apples elsewhere, say, like in the gummi ship refrigerator. Light sees Ryuk stealing apples from the cart. "Ryuk! Don't do that!" "Gah! Light!" Ryuk jumps backwards and almost knocks over the cart. "But... that's impossible..." "Ryuk, have you finally gotten to the age where you lose your memory?" Light asked jokingly. "Light!" Misa, Rem, and Ryuk came back to the marketplace. "I found this beautiful necklace and..." She stares at Ryuk, then looks at the Ryuk behind her. "Two Ryuk's?" "Oh, this is odd..." The Ryuk who stole apples glares at the oncoming Xell and L. "Two L's as well?" Xell and L arrive in the marketplace. Xell stares at the Ryuk who stole apples. "You, shinigami Ryuk, do you know of Kira?" "Ah yes, didn't Light get rid of you?" Ryuk asked Xell. Light's eyes widened. "What?! Hey, I'm not Kira!" declared Light. "As I thought, that Light was Kira. You must be the shinigami that accompanied him." Xell thought for a moment. Light Yagami, the one I knew, he will return just as I have... "The Light was Kira in your dimension, Xell?" L chewed his gummi bears slowly. "Then, who else is as smart as me and Light in our dimension?" "This is interesting..." the Ryuk who rummaged the gummi ship commented. Rem scratched her head. "What happened to me and Misa in your dimension, Xell?" Xell bit some chocolate. "There are some things I rather not disclosed." Chapter 28 - The Dogs of the Military - Jafar The Dogs of the Military arrived at where Sora faced Jafar and sealed the keyhole one year ago, with Jafar waiting. "So, this is what Xemnas sends, three people and big, blue chump?" Aladdin and Jasmine where sealed inside hourglasses, knocked out cold. "Al! Jasmine!" Genie rushed over, trying to break the hourglass with his magic. "You three take care of Jafar, I'll deal with the rescuing!" "This man is the one who cleaned out an entire city?" Mustang tucked his boxes of matches and extra gloves in his pocket. "Despicable, truly!" "You shall be brought to justice by the Armstrong tradition!" Armstrong put on his gauntlets. "You bas****, have you lost all your humanity?" Hawkeye checked the bullets inside her guns. "Ahahaha, humanity? Who needs such a foolish thing?!" Jafar pulls out Iago's cage with Iago still in it and inserts it in the hourglass. "Power is all I need!" Iago went screaming. "Get me outta here!" The parrot covered his head with his wings to avoid the sand falling onto him. Jafar laughed evilly, unleashing his true might by transforming into a genie. "I am Jafar, the greatest magician in the universe! And as greatest magician, I will rule over this pitiful place!" "Not if we defeat you first!!" shouted Mustang. Chapter 28 - The Ed, Al, and Winry Adventurers - The Attributes of God After Cloud was gone, another being appeared from out of the darkness. It was Sephiroth, the greatest swordsmen and the shadow of Cloud. "My name is Sephiroth." The masamune is drawn, emitting the stink of darkness. "You gotta be kiddin' me, I could barely beat Cloud! Now this guy is gonna...." Ed dodges a swing of the masamune by jumping away, accidentally doing a backflip. "Whoa! That was close." "We can defeat anyone if we stick together, right brother?" asked Al. "Go get 'em, boys!" Winry cheered on. Phil got his megaphone. "Match start!" Round 12 - Sephiroth *One Winged Angel plays* Ed claps and transmutes two katanas. Ed grabs one, Al the other. "Al, you take one side, I'll take the other!" "You got it, Ed!" Ed pounds at the masamune while Al tries to set Sephiroth on fire. "Foolish humans, do you not understand the true meaning of my existence?" Sephiroth breaks both katanas with a wave of his hand. "Now, Al!" Ed transmutes stonespikes from the ground. "Alright, brother!" Al engulfs the spikes and Sephiroth on fire. Ed turns his automail arm into a cannon, refilling on cannonballs by transmuting them from the ground. "Take this, Sephiroth!" He starts shooting continuously. Sephiroth ceases the fire, making visible the stonespikes and cannonballs shattered in pieces. "Your efforts admirable, but wasted." Sephiroth charges at Ed, but disappears immediately after the sound of a gummi ship blasting off is heard. "Uhh, winner again: Team Elric!" announced Phil, surprised. Chapter 28 - Dudes' Night Out - Pathetic Mission Lexeaus reads Xemnas' letter aloud: You three will arrive at Deep Jungle, where your job is to clear out as many heartless as nobodily possible. Gather all the munny and synthesis materials you have collected and report back to headquarters. Your superior, - Xemnas "You gotta be kiddin' me, that mission is so stupide!" whined Xigbar. "Our leader is running out of ideas, isn't he?" "This is our assigned mission, we will obey-" Lexeaus slams his fist against the wall. "No matter how ridiculous it truly is!" "So like you, ol' chap," commented Luxord, slamming down his hand of cards to reveal a royal flush. "Blindly obeying orders, just like Saix." "Shut up, creiten!" Lexeas shouted, pounding his fists on the table so hard, it broke in two. "This is for the Organization, you will do as you are told!" "Aye, aye, cappin'!" groaned Xigbar and Luxord, picking up the fallen poker cards. Chapter 28 - Oblivion Conspericy - Piracy is bad, kiddos! The Oblivion Conspericy beam down to the world of Port Royal, with Vexen noticing the atmosphere of the area. "It's cold, and not the good kind of cold I like." "Something bad is in the air, we can feel it." Marluxia summons his scythe, prompting Vexen and Larxene to do the same. "Whatever is coming is sadistic, but not enough to match me!" The Savage Nymph glanced in the direction of the sea. There came a ship captained by a man so ridiculous, the group of three were completely surprised the dark aura came from him. Captain Hook stepped out of his anchored vessel. "So, who might you three be? I demand you tell me before I send you into the depths!" Hook pulls out his sword, waving it around like the fool he was. Marluxia, dumbfounded, sliced the sword in two with his scythe. "We have no time for fools like you!" "Gah! We'll see who's the fool!" Captain Hook whistles, calling out an army of Heartless from the ship. Vexen send icicles at the airborne Heartless, peircing their wings or sails to make them fall into the water. "Larxene, water conducts electricity!" Marluxia knocks land-based Heartless into the ocean as well. "Vexen, you got an idea from a Pokemon episode?" "Got it! Zeus' Lightning!" Larxene strikes the seas with a lightning bolt, electricuting all of the Heartless that fell into the waters. "Blast you, cloaked ones! Never fear, Hook, you can always unleash the whole fleet!" Captain Hook whistles once more, making a fleet of shadow ships, or a dark version of Hook's ship, materialize from the darkness and sail towards Port Royal. "Port Royal is under seige!" Two of the shadow ships sink, revealing the Black Pearl from the resulting smoke. "Ahoy, never fear! Captain Jack is here!" Captain Jack orders his crew to fire again. "That's as far as you go, pirate!" Will arrives with sword in hand. "Organization XIII, I presume? I was at the party." "You had a party without me?!" Captain Hook cried, outraged at this fact. He summons a dark version of his original sword. "You'll pay for this!" While Will spars with Hook, Elizabeth calls out Port Royal's fleet. "Will! I'll be right there!" She draws her sword and joins in the fight against Hook herself. Now, whole fleets are firing upon each other. The swings of their blades clashing against each other with sparks brighter than the morning star. Marluxia, Vexen, and Larxene board Captain Hook's ship. "This is the main ship, so there must be something Hook is using to control the darkness." deducted Vexen. "Remember, Heartless is littered all over this ship." Marluxia opens the door to the Captain's Cabin. A stream of darkness pours out, with Marluxia narrowly avoiding it. The darkness that came out turned into Neo Shadows, quickly dispatched by Larxene's daggers. "I expect this to happen every time we open a door, so be ready!" "Well then, what're we waiting for?" Vexen marches into Hook's Cabin. "Let's make a big bang!" Larxene and Marluxia grinned evilly, as if scheming something awful. Chapter 28 - The Dudes' Night Out - Thrill of the Hunt Luxord reads aloud the letter they got from Xemnas: You three will be gathering munny and items in an abandoned and empty world, namely Deep Jungle, and watch out for the various animal heartless. - Xemnas "Great, so we go heartless hunting." sighed Xigbar, fixing his eyepatch. Luxord puts down his deck of cards. "Well, since it's abandoned, we don't have to hold back." Lexeaus eagerly cracks his knuckles. "No holding back, eh? We can always deforest it if we can save that world in time." "Yeah, right, and use the wood for Axel's training?" Xigbar said with sarcasm. "No, we can use the wood for building temporary settlements until the Construction Dusks arrive." Lexeaus answered, drinking a protien shake. Luxord walks back to the cockpit. "We're approaching Deep Jungle, get ready to beam down."
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If I had a choice of any power imaginable, I'd choose the power of God or the power to manipulate existance. Of course, if I did that, evcerything would fade away just like turning off the TV screen. No one is meant to become something they're not already.
This is the wrong section, I'll request a staff member to move this. And an answer to your question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3Qk_sNZBkU It's found on the Homepage, but only if you know where to look.
That made no sense at all. Anyway, I think it's great if they at least limit smoking.
Nice, who did the Hit and Run?
Ok, give my regards to Satan when you're down there!
Shoot him dead, SHOOT HIM DEAD! XD Ok, I'm done with my insanity fir today..... I think.
I don't see how burning in hell is fun, either.
Yeah, lashing out on fictional characters is so very normal.
Great, another person who wants to lash out on a video game character.