Roxas- (angrily) Xion's WHAT? IM GONNA KILL YOU REPIKU!!!!!!!!! Larxene- (shouts to Roxas) Do you even know what knocked up means? It means she's gonna have a baby! Roxas- I know what---- (suddenly cheerful) A BABY?!!!!
Roxas- (from his room) Laugh all you want! I'm mad at you too mister! Larxene- Xion? I told you it wouldn't take long for her to get knocked up. Still, its somewhat surprising.
Roxas- Don't say that name! I'm going to my room, and I don't want to see any of you. Ever again, probably.
Larxene- This is Zene. I don't trust him. Zene, this is Demyx. You two should get to know each other. Hey Luxord, wanna see if Marluxia and Zexion want to play strip poker with us? Roxas- (angry, sad, etc.) Great. Just what we need. Another person to get on my nerves.
Larxene- *shakes hands with Marluxia and kicks Xigbar's arrowguns out of his hand*
Larxene- Damn, Marly, that was epic! Truce? Roxas- Hold on Axel! And whatever you do, don't kill yourself!!!
Roxas- AXEL! NO! MARLUXIA STOP! Thats my best friend! *summons keyblade and hits Marly repeatedly before he can strike Axel with his scythe* NO ONE MESSES WITH THE KEYBEARER!!!!!!!!!
Larxene- *dodges and throws knives at Xigbar* YOU HAVE NO HEART! Roxas- Is it just me, or is all the constant fighting getting REALLY old? Larxene- *Shoots lightning at Roxas* Roxas- THATS IT!!!!!! ITS ON!!!!! *casting spells on Larx*
Larxene- *to Xiggy* hun, I may be a b**ch, but I'm NOT easy! Roxas- *sarcastically* sure, that explains why youve slept with half the organization.
Larxene- no way i'm losing to you! You're face is a freaking target! Roxas- Axel!!!!!!! just let Vexen help you so you don't die permanantly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larxene- This is so stupid. Roxas- shut up Larxene, youre just upset that theyre getting married before you. Larxene- They are both only about one year old. Roxas- oh. I guess maybe it is stupid....
Roxas- You can't call dibs on a person, Demyx.
Roxas- Whos gonna be the maid of honor? Larxene? I don't think so. Larxene- I'm not wearing a frilly dress, no way.
Larxene- Why so upset Roxas, you jealous? Roxas- You are terrible Larxene. Larxene- Thank you!
Roxas: Aaaaaaaaand, Vexen's happy about it. Figures. Who's going to marry them? Larxene- Of course, It will have to be either Xemnas or Saix, and Saix will not want to do it, and Xemnas is crazy, so either way, this will not be a boring wedding.
Roxas- Xion's marrying Repiku? Vexens not gonna like this. Larxene- Why would you get married after like, 2 dates? Next thing you know she's gonna be knocked up. Roxas- Larxene! Larxene- Sorry, Roxas, didnt mean to give them any ideas!
Larxene- Marluxia, there is no way in hell you won that battle. Why don't you just go suck a- Roxas- Is Axel hurt again?! Vexen! Wats wrong with him?!!!!
Larxene- *jumps back about ten feet, rubs throat* Oh, it's on! *using her knives, creates a series of swift attacks*
Larxene- *avoids Marly's attacks* dammit Marluxia! This is never gonna end!
I know. But hes HOT. Lol
