"I'm not complaining, I just find it hilarious." He grabbed his throat with his other hand and slammed him against a wall.
"Humans are scared so easily!" He ripped out the vampiric cells in Cloud.
A mortal walked by and the bat flew in its face, causing it to run away in horror. He burst out in laughter.
He summoned a bat to his arm and told it to go hide in a nearby bush before sitting on a bench while tugging Bahamut under it.
"Fair enough. What type of prank are you thinking of?"
He blinked. "Well, that's not a standard class among mortals."
He mutilated his shoulder. It nudged Garnet's hand.
"No, just making sure you knew what grade was your last."
"Twelfth grade, hm?"
He pulled away and stepped back. "And that is why Dad gave you that pill."
He sunk his fangs in deeper. "Perhaps mentally, but if you used an aging spell, your body would be capable of it."
He bit his neck. "That temporarily prevents you from having a baby."
He dug his claws in his arm. "Oh, well, that's the process of how babies are made."
He pushed him away. "Fresh food like fruit and vegetables. Why do you ask?"
He cast a spell that made his pleasure be ten times however much his pain was. He hugged her.
"What is it, Garnet?"
He ripped through his stomach so his claws stuck out of his back. It tilted its head curiously.
He yanked his head back and clawed it again. It squeaked happily as the halo spun around.
He shrugged mentally before raking his claws across his face.
He smirked as he made his skin more sensitive to pain.
