Base, already chaseing a white rabbit through the streets of Davenport, FL, isn't on the computer as the rest of the Writer's family is sucked into their computers. Running after the white rabbit, whichs runs into the Walgreens on the corner, Base goes inside as well, though not to find odd bits and ends for dramatically low prices, he instead finds himself falling through a large hole where the ground would be.
OOC: Been haveing account troubles. And in the time I couldn't get on, I really got to missing the Genie. So, who wants to give me....a....*counts all the times I gone and disappeared.....losses count early...* ...nother chance! BIC: "LET ME OUT! IT'S COLD AND DAMP IN HERE AND SMELLS LIKE MY AUNT HILDA!!" Genie exclaims in a cramped and paniced voice from somewhere around the entire area around Wal-Mart and K-Mart. An explosion of red, white, and blue flies throughout the sky, as Genie, transformed into the form of a George Washington look-a-like, with a powdered wig, and old century clothing, but with the same blue skin, same potruding black beard. As the colors and sparks, and fireworks fade, Genie lands lightly on the ground, poofing back into his regular form, floating just a couple inches off the ground with a tail of mist. He takes in a huge amount of air through his nostrils, puffing up his chest, and sniffing the air in one, long go. Finally, after nearly 15 whole seconds, he exhales, and says in a croaky, serious voice, "I love the smell of Being-back in the morning." But only moments after speaking, a look of worry and surprise comes over his face. He then claps his hands over his pointed ears and goes wide-eyed. "Uh-oh, I forgot Leon!" He then flies away, pulls a head out of thin air, and out that hand, Leon follows, attached to it. Shakeing his head vigourously, he flies down with the Genie, back to Earth, right in front of K-Mart. "The day I die and be far away from you, Genie, I won't ever be more content." Leon says in solemn tone. Genie, after hearing Leon, gives a couple of eyebrow raises at the camera and rolls his hands in a dramatic gesture. "That can be arranged!" Genie says, magic whirling out of his fingertips. Just then, his arms fall off and he just looks blankly at them on the ground. "Oh...right...can't kill anybody..." He says in a nervous chuckle. "Here, I'll get those..." Leon groans, bending over to retreive the arms. "Oh great, now they're arm wrestling." Genie sighs, as the two arms sumo wrestle each other on the ground, both speaking in high, squeaky voices. "Hurry! My backside itches!" Genie grunts, trying to rub his back against a wall, but to no comfort. Leon attaches the arms to the right sides and walked into K-Mart without the Genie, looking disgruntled. "Oh come on folks, you know how that's gonna go!" genie says in a playful and omnious nature, zooming through the doors of K-Mart, right after Leon. At that very same moment, a cloud of Red clouds begin to rise throughout the area, covering up the sun and plunging the shops into an errie reddish darkness. A tornadoe shoots from within the clouds and touches down at mach speeds in the Wal-Mart parking lot, tossing two cars into each other and badly damaging them, the License plates being: ICY1 and BSERKR. As the tornadoe clears, and the alarms on all the cars in the Wal-Mart Parking lot go off like mad, Genie Jafar stands, normal sized, but with an even larger ego and thirst for power. As the glass of the car marked "ICY1" clinks to the ground, the passenger side window broken apart, Jafar makes his way into Wal-Mart. OOC: I made references to two Robin Williams movies in there. See if you can see them. And no, IC, I did not blacklist you because you have both Vexen and Saix. I forgot you had Vexen, so I sorta felt bad for wrecking both of your characters cars. If you let it slide, I'll fix the problem in RP. I just wanted to see the looks on Vexen and Saix's face when they saw their cars wrecked. Saix's would probably go animal mode, but that would still be funny. I have faith in you to be Hilarious!
Okay, last message on here for now. I've got it downloaded, so now I just have to figure out what to do to get started. I may come to you for questions.
Which server is this on? For the downloader it says there's two servers or something?
Xaldin. Since Luxord is already taken..xD Is the game free?
Ticked? Why would I be ticked? >,<....xD Seriously though, the whole German thing was mostly based upon the kind of accent done by characters like that guy in "The Master of Disguise", or in the old Disney TV show "Jake Long: American Dragon." It was in fact not my best depiction of a German accent. The British Accent was me trying to do the voice of the guise "Terry Suave" from an aforemention movie, "Master of Disguise." Trust me, give me an hour to watch a Harry Potter movie: spot on English accent. And since when did my other accents have anything to do with my audition for Max?? I was only doing those other voices for laughs, so I didn't really try my hardest for them. If I had know they'd be counted against me, I really would have knocked you off you chair! As for other things, are you sure there's no other supporting roles you're going to include? I mean, I actually do have talent! And I tried to make it sound non-narccisstic when I was mentioning you giveing the role of Max to Shades! I mean, come on, I've heard his voice! You actually CAN compare it to Johnny Depp. If that's a bad thing, Depp should be fired.
A+, in ignoring everything I said. The only reason i freakin' come here is on my way to General Discussion. yeah, I guess I need a little control over TEMPTATION don't I? Oh by the way, open wider, I STILL NEED TO SHOVE THE REST OF GOD DOWN YOUR THROAT! I mean, am I the only one seeing your being the cruel kid trying to push down the kid that retaliated in defense?
Why exactly does everyone believe the world would be better? huh? Tell me right now, DAMN IT! If I wasn't foaming at the mouth earlier, I am now! I am sick and tired of THE WORLD placeing the stamp on the Church. Those monsters are NEVER WRONG! If they are told they are wrong, they ignore the truth, and continue to spread a plague! You may hate me, but I'm the only one makeing sense. "The world would be a better place!" Ha! Ignore the cliche', but: FOOLISH MORTALS! I am Intelligent. Although some might say I am not, simply becuase I am Catholic. After all, do we not eat flesh and blood. Are we not mindless zombies? Well, of course we are! That piece of grey matter between two slabs of CEMENT can't think any otherwise, can it?? In case none of you noticed, I'm ticked. You need not quote me; that's sarcasm. For another thing, "Bruce Almighty", thanks to the CLOD that brough it up, was not actually a movie that opposed the church. Just because Morgan Freeman played God doesn't mean Catholics were against it! Anyone with a BRAIN-STEM could figure this out! God could be anyone he wanted; a face in the crowd. Does it matter if he's depicted as a black man? A BLACK MAN THAT DID A DAMN GOOD PERFORMANCE! You guys really aren't worth my time on this subject. I thought I might have been actually able to get SOMEONE, ANYONE to use that strange tool above the neck, but God doesn't exist. The End.
Intelligence is such a funny word, don't you think. No PUN intended. after all, one shouldn't JOKE when others are CLOBBERING themselves and others. Could you ACTUALLY read the last PM I sent you? I mean, if you're going to leave the issue we were talking about on hostile grounds, so be it pal. I mean, you yourself said you weren't going to "bother" with me anymore because I noted something thoughtful about your sig. I mean, why couldn't you just get a picture of Wall-E or Sora, or something?
I'm seriosuly sorry, Repliku, but because I'm becomeing increasingly tired from the hour, I could browse through your last post. I think I got the points directed at me and the most important parts, but other than that, I just couldn't pay attention. Just letting you know. I remember that whole thread about Gay Days inc., and yes, through which I've become a little lighter on the whole issue. I've got to give you that. Thanks for the little tidbit about the differences between one group of misunderstanding people, and a group of completely insane people. I literally did appreaciate it. As for makeing this all about me, Why? I'm just trying to defend my religion here. I mean, if you haven't seen what I'm talking about, just take out the log lodged in your eye, just after that last glimpse at the splinter in my own. I'm not demeaning other people on the basis of their religion, I'm just trying to make light of a situation. Not really a time when I made an open objection to all aethists. I wished they'd honestly stop, the whole dil-i-o is getting down right bore-ing, but like God, I can't control what you all think. I recall that there were numerous editions of "I believe" plate in contem-plate-tion, but when Aethists, mostly, opposed it, the whole operation had to shut down. Spank ya very much. And....yes...I have been watching Ace Ventura. Seriously makes me wonder I why I'm so tired, even for the hour of night.
Bunter, could you lay off the bible for a moment and listen to what an actual Catholic thinks about this? God loves everyone. You've heard this a million times, and by now you'll think it's BS, just like my username. But, you know, it's just the plain out facts. Here's what you don't hear ten or more times a day: God does hate something about homosexuality as a sin. Spoiler The sin, not the sinner. That's the Golden rule of God. No matter how far you stray from God, he's always there with you. In fact, if anything, I'm sure he'd love it if a person who was Gay actually returned to the church, changing in their ways or not. If somebody steps in your way, or if they don't want you there, there's always a church. There's so many different rites in the Catholic church alone, not the other branches is what I'm talking about, I'm talking just about the Catholic community; I usually don't like to speak for other people. If people stand in you way and say "Homo's are not God's way", "God Hates ****", you tell them what I said. God--------Hates--------No------one! Now, you could go on about the bible and that no Catholic or Christian person sympathizes, or you could read this, and go by it. Homosexuality, in itself, can actually be a disease of sorts. Don't judge me too quick, just listen. Obssesive-Compulsive Disorder(OCD) is a wide-ranged, far-spread mental illness. It can sometimes deal with Sexual thoughts that the person themselves may not want to experiance or think about. They sometimes shut themselves away from the world, rather than winde up Gay. Some even kill themselves. Now, do you want to hear the kicker Spoiler I had the same sort of disorder for two years before I set my mind straight. Although, some don't possess that kind of Will Power; I mean, it took me practically all of mine to think clearly. In other ways, it's rebelling against their parents or their religion, by turning Gay. They use what hurts us the most to, well....hurt us the most. They want to seperate themselves from everyone they once knew, just due paid to stress. In other ways, it can also be numerous mental ilnesses besides OCD. The term mental illness is used as it always is, lightly. If you're not OCD, you have Dyslexia; Not Dyslexic, your ADD; Not ADD, you're ADHD; Not ADHD, you're OCD, it's a never-ending web that worries the entire populace. So when you hear that it's a mental illness being Gay, don't always listen, but take it with a grain of salt too. Now, I have no Gay friends. I have Bi friends. There's not that many teens, after all, that are entirely Gay. That's another reason people go two meat and four veg or a taco combo, they're curious. Curiousity killed teh Putty-tat. Don't judge Catholics and Chrisitans too quick, Bunter. You're a huge reason why I'm always trying to defend my faith, because you're always likely to show up and say how Poor you are to have to deal with people that have nothing to do with the actual base of the Church. If you really want your answer, here it is: Homosuxuality hurts people. TThose who are, and those around them. People want the best for people, and homosexuality isn't always the answer. Maybe you could look towards something else for stress-relief. A game of Parcheesi perhaps?
-_-...When subjects are this tedious, nobody appreciates a laugh anymore. Jeez, i'm trying to make light of a situation, and G-damnit, I'm being treated like a stupid ******. Mah Fellow Amer-i-cans, I mean, kh-vid-i-ans, I'm just trying to make people who are only passing by laugh while they're laughing at what you guys are going on about. I also have friends of different religions. My Step-father was at one time Aethist, though not the extremist-type that I just lurve. He's begining to come back to the church after 25-or-something years. I appreciate you, Repliku, acknowledge the existence of God, but you're not comeing across as such a nice guy with your posts neither. When in doubt, go to the second the Ten Commandments of----------------- Spoiler Jim Carrey II. Thou shalt make people laugh
None as far as I know. I tried out for the only one, but Shades got it. Fortuneatly, the other person who went for "Max" and me, are both talented beyond just the "handsome guy role". Shades has his talents, of course, but me and Chev are a bit more versatile. I'm beginging to think that's why LC made Shades Max, so he wouldn't be left out and he's damn good too. I've heard his voice myself! You could compare him very easily to Johnny Depp for one thing.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-HA-HE-HE-HAAAA RARARARARG! I'm reading all of your posts likea------likea.........Human being Would help if you didn't stamp something on my religion that reads "All of those guys are wrong". Would help if you didn't read my posts wrong, when I'm not reading anything wrong at all.
Exactly. All people of Catholicism, Judiasm, and other religions are against Gay People. We all think they should rot in H-E- Double Hockey sticks, and none of us think otherwise. Aethists are the only people who can be seen as hereos to Gay People, becuase Aethism is the only pure religion. Er----Wait...that can't be right. I'm Catholic; I have Bi friends. Do I ask God to make their lives living Hell? Of course---------To finsih this sentence: I DON'T! In fact, one of those Bi friends is a practiceing Episcapol(Sp?), so God doesn't "hate" anyone. What those people depicted in that picture are doing is wrong. Homosexuality, in itself: a sin. God "hates" them? God "hates" America? Allow me to laugh hear. That flag is being held the wrong way, and the child, being raised the wrong way, even by religious standards. God "hates" the sin, not the sinner. He is the only being capable of not being able not to love. No matter what, God never turns his eyes away from those who have strayed. If anything, he focuses more on them, and tries to bring them back into the fold. But then again, God doesn't exist, right?
Dude, I know that the death wasn't irony in itself. But the thing that majorally sucked was some moron with an ego problem just wanted to start a fight, and a good person paid the price. If that's the case, I hope the clod gets sent into "eternal bliss" himself soon. Though I doubt it. We don't know as human beings, but when you think about truths, you're pretty sure that idget's going to H-E- Double Hockey sticks.
Catholics: A bunch of people who think everyone else is wrong, and they're right. They steal from the rich, and keep it to themselves. They say what God' will is without consulting what actually should be God's will. They'll always tell you how wrong you are, because they're Catholic. Aethisim: Those people on the news who don't want bumper plates to be made about any sort of religious beliefs, and want to single themselves away from everything. Baptists: A group of overly-religious people who as well say what God's will is without thinking twice about what God' will actually is. They're all black too. Satonics: People who believe the world should die! Die! Die! Die! BLACK HARVEST!!! Judiasm: People who are stingy and know everything. They always say they're right, and hate Catholics. Now, there's a few examples. Here's what they all actually mean to people who understand: Catholics: The original root of the Catholic church. They don't usually tell anyone they're wrong, and more likely, they try to bring reason and understanding into a situation. The most likely to be tolerant of other religions, trying to convert people of different religions into truth. Most actually do give to the poor, or to the church itself, trying to make it a better enviroment for the people. Aetheism: A group of people who try to live life to the fullest because they don't believe there is a heaven. If there is no heaven, thus they must make this life the best they can. They don't always opose religion,and in fact are sometimes the most open about different religions. Baptists: People who are alive in the word of God. Those who jubilate every moment in song. And for another thing, they aren't all black people; besides that, what's so wrong about a generally black church? I go to church with black people, and I go to a Catholic church! Satonics:-----Er-----let's skip this one. Mostly because there's---er----ummm----not actually that much difference...0-0 Judiaism: People who choose to live in tradition. They believe in unity with the Catholic church, and are not in fact "stingy". I could go on, but I'm going to have a little faith in others actually understand from what I've given here.
Well here's the shortest. Preists apparently waste their time "Spamming in Churches". People trying to show others the errors of their ways, while trying to find their own faults, "Spam". Take the time to actually read that PM I sent you.
I think I speak for Riku and Everybody else when I say: GERROF! xD
Spoiler Clicked here, didn'tja? And You're Ugly, so there. Let's hear round of applause for one of the ooooonly people actually saying stuff that isn't comeing out of their **** tract. Are we forgetting nut-cases who even today kill people, tracking them down and gutting them like human fishes, just because they're Catholic, or some other religion they just some day decided they didn't like? There's not alot of nice things I can say for "Atheists of America." For one thing, they've avsolutely RUINED the fascheion indostrey. Nobody can even vear Vlack and Red anymore, COME ON PEOPLE! For another, they're just plain-out annoying. "I don't want to spend my tax dollars on a bumper plate that says "I believe; [I'd rathe be spending my tax dollars screwing everyone over.]" I have a better idea. Let's ask ourselves the question "If Atheism never existed." Say "So long troubles and woes! There's now something called "Freedom of Religion!" Think I'm ranting about ALL the Atheists. Sorry, can't bash me there. I hate it when people say "Those religious people are nuts." Truth is, the more religious you are, the better of you feel; if you blow things WAAAAAAY out of proportion, you hate you, other Overly-religious people hate you, and everyone else hates you. Not to mention God hates how much your useing you soul like a rag to wipe up fecal matter. Oops, I accidentally mentioned "The Big Guy." GET THE BONFIRE READY! I ACTUALLY MENTIONED SOMETHING TO BE MENTIONED! Yeah, who here has actually bothered to think what God thinks about this question? Well, I didn't. The mind of God? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too deep to fathom. But then again, there's also people who can't see past the end of their conk and take said conk out of prior-mentioned **** tract, who say He doesn't exist. (If you boast an arguement, I suggest you plan to live a Re-eh-eh-eeeeeeeally long life, 'cause Hell and Pergatory doesn't end. Nu-uh. It's the gift that keeps on given, baby. I keep hearing all this complaining about "The Crusades" and other wars "caused", allegedly, by my client----er---my religion. Truth is folks, nearly all the good Popes down the line have made public apologies about the Crusades. It'd be freakin' awesome if anyone could accept this fact, but I have my doubts. So, are we just going to keep on yammering, or could we stop trying to answer an unanswerable question. AHHHHHHlrighty then, buh-bye now.
