Put boxes of Poli-Dent in random shoppers' baskets. Move the displays into a maze, then stand at the end and congratulate anybody who makes it out. Hold a box tightly. if people look at you, clutch the box to your chest and say, "Mine." Hide inside the clothing racks, and when someone begins to look through the racks, stick your head out and say, "Do you mind?" Stand in the freezer with a sign that says "Do not thaw until 3000 A.D." Go to the checkout line and page yourself. Slip away, then come back 5 minutes later, saying you were paged. Repeat until you're told to leave. Stick price stickers to yourself and lay on the conveyer belt. When asked what you're doing, say, "I got hungry and ate all my food." Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "Where are your tampons?" Try on bras over top of your clothes. Make a trail of lemonade on the ground, leading to the restrooms. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "I smell sex and candy" Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off with the volume controls set at full. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. Put a bottle of shampoo on layaway. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bed and Bath department. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me!! pick me!!" and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
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My Grandma has the maiden name of McDonald. So maybe I could some weird relation to the McDonald's Company?
From a terrible pedo fate this afternoon, at 1:16 PM. It threw a brick at the pedophile's head, causing a terrible concussion, it may lead to death. We hope so. >:3 It seems as though this pedo will not see the image of KHV again. =D Three cheers for What? and his fabulous throwing arm of brick-ness!
I have sun poisening. B( But that's not all. I'm afraid of going to school now. Because a guy actually likes me.
Wait, wut?
I was bored this morning, so I decided to make this. :'D Original: Finished Product:
The guy in the background is funnier then him. xD
Am I Cool? 8D Probably not. B|
Lol'd more then intended.
Spring blooms on the worlds of Kingdom Hearts, as schools are let out for Spring Break. It lasts two weeks in the school system, and there has been a flutter of excitement through-out the worlds for what people are going to do. There has been a recent building of a huge hotel in Twilight Town, which has all the needs for a wonderful time for Spring Break students. What will happen in the two weeks? Mayhem, or Joy? Characters: Sora - AnimeGirl104 Riku - sora is cute Kairi - Roxas - Ghost Naminé - Rissy Axel - Roxas81334 Zexion - Demyx - water mage Marluxia - timexhasxgone Larxene - timexhasxgone Cloud - water mage Sephiroth - Tifa - Aireth - Sid - Yuffie - Bonus Characters: (Characters NOT in Kingdom Hearts that might want to be in the Role Play) Reno - Barret - Red XIII- Zack - Ghost Genesis - Cissnei - OC Characters: (Read Rules For Details) OC FORM: Username: Name: Gender: Age: Species: Appearance: Class: (Freshman, Sophmore, etc.) Personality: Bio: Other: Name: Eden Gender: female Age: 13 Species: Human-like amphibian Appearance: Blue-ish toned skin, finned ears, glossy black eyes, some upside down triangle markings under the eyes, a black scarf, a black and white hooded cape, beige pants, white shirt, and has 4 fingered hands and 3 toed feet. She has bandages on her arms up to her hands, not covering her fingers, and the same as the feet. Class: none Personality: She's very shy, and is very trustworthy and will protect those dear to her. She usually looks serious, or sad, but she has many emotions to show, all she needs is someone to help her. She is a total bookworm Bio: Fairly 'new' to Twilight Town, the smell of seawater shows she's foreign. She's adapted very well, speaking the language of humans fluently. She still stays aloof of others, possibly because of a tear in the cape much like a stab wound, underneath is healed, but mentally is still injured Other: She has a rare ability of hydrokenisis...(meaning, she can control water for any purpose, even taking it out of air humidity Rules: 1.) This is a PG Site. I can't stop you from typing it, but please not on this. 2.) Please listen to me, I don't want to get Rissy RAGE out here. B| 3.) Fighting is allowed in Role Playing, but don't intentionally do it for the User. If you have problems, settle them, or don't join. 4.) I havn't made a Role Play in a LONG time, and I think now is the time to do it. But I'm off during the week for personal reasons, and since that, people tend to leave a Role Play from me or someone not responding. So take that in consideration if you are entering this Role Play. 5.) If you wish to be a OC, you MUST have a Pre-Made Character selected. If the characters are taken, then talk to me, and I'll consider it. 6.) Suggestions are great, as in Characters. I know I didn't cover all the characters everyone wants, so just ask, and I'll add. (: 7.) If you read the rules, add "I wrote a RP and JIZZED IN MY PANTS" in your post. If that's not appropiate, just post your post in pink to enter. :'D 8.) I just want to say thank you for coming in this Role Play, because I havn't made one in a while, and I have lots of ideas for future Role Plays. Thank you SO much. <3
:'D Me! Hai. <3 And guess what I did? I kissed one of these: D8
My beats are phat and the birds are on my back And I’m horny I’m horny If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede Cos I hit you with my flow The Wild Rhino Stampede. I’m not just wild, I’m trained, Domesticated I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated And subsequently procreated That’s how it goes Here’s the Hiphopopotamus The hip hop hippo They call me the Hiphopopotamus My lyrics are bottomless
I know you did.
Me:
I'll be gone for the next two weeks or so, since I'm going to Flordia, and I'll be lucky to even have Wifi where I'm going. D: But for you Gentlemen, I'll keep in touch. ;D But anyway, I won't be on for a little bit, since I'm going on Vacation. Happy Spring Break, Everyone. (Well, for those who have it.) Love you guys that know it. <3
It's true! I live for him! <3 1. He's truely awesome! 2. He's truely great! 3. He's truely fine! 4. He's truely wonderous! 5. He's the All Knowing What?! Will you walk me down the isle?
Goonies. =D
Dayum. I thought I was bad.
Is it possible to be called something that you are, then someone deny it's truth? How about someone completely swear that they hate you, but secretly want you in their arms for the end of eternity? I beg to disagree.
