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  1. Zexion of the Twilight
    Uh, forgive me if I sould like a moron, but I have a simple answer to give.

    Everything ages, as long as it is there. Everything grows older by the microsecond, we decay and rot. Even if things appear not to age, they do. Even if we found eternal youth and used it, our minds still retain its experiences. Get it?
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Aug 4, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  2. Zexion of the Twilight
    I gotta say, those three up there sure are painful, but I think the most painful way to die is to have everyone's bad memories go through your mind before being slowly decapitated by a shapeshifter who has taken the form of your most dearest loved one while listening to the worst crap ever (Charlie the Unicorn) in a loop.
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Aug 4, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Zexion of the Twilight
    Hell no, Spongebob Squarepants is quite an amusing show.
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Aug 4, 2007 in forum: Movies & Media
  4. Zexion of the Twilight
    Why'd you yell 'Justice', anyway?
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Aug 4, 2007 in forum: Archives
  5. Zexion of the Twilight
    Roxas: A Trip to the Other Side
    (Choose your own Adventure)

    by Zexion of the Twilight​

    Chapter 1

    Roxas gets up from his bed, switching his ringing alarm clock off. “God! Why didn’t you bestow inventors with the knowledge to create a device that woke up people and wasn’t so annoying?!â€

    He then goes to the bathroom and…… well, you people should already know. It’s so dang boring to describe daily activities. Anyway, afterwards, he Dark Corridors to the dining hall. “So, what’s for breakfast today?†he asks, grabbing his fork with intent to stab….. into food.

    Axel wheels out a tray full of steaks and, in addition, several bottles of A1 sauce. “We were planning Pancakes and Eggs served with syrup, but we kinda had extra meat left over!â€

    “Sweet!†Demyx starts knawing on his piece of steak. “This is better than steak! Wait a minute….â€

    Luxord sighs and face-palms himself. “And no one is gonna say grace?â€

    “Luxord, if we ever started to say grace before our meals, you’d be sent to hell after Larxene’s done with you a couple of minutes afterwards.†retorts Zexion, spreading butter on his share of meat.

    Larxene chuckles with glee. “He’s telling the truth, you know.†She menacingly cuts her steak with a knife, first jabbing it in, then slicing through it thoroughly.

    Vexen does the same as Larxene, though as if subconsciously, leading to the rest of the Organization to stare at him. “What? Oh! Oh, I’m sorry, I’m just used to doing the dissection.â€

    After everyone was finished, Xaldin collected the plates. “Dangit, Xigalicious! This is the last time I will ever cover you!â€

    “Oh, shut up! We agreed that we’d never bring it up again!†shouted Xigbar, as the other members giggled and grinned.

    Lexeaus then suddenly kicked the bucket, with the bucket landing on a Dusk’s head. “No leaving janitor’s tools in the dining hall!†Wait, what’d you think I meant? Oh! Right, ‘kick the bucket’ means dying! No, I doubt Lexeaus would have a heart attack (no heart) or a stroke all of a sudden.

    Xemnas gets up from his seat. “Ok, we’re done eating, get to your posts and we’ll regroup at lunch.†The Superior Nobody leaves for his office to do his mountain of paperwork.

    Saix also begins to leave the dining hall, then turns to the rest of them. “If anyone ever tries to draw on my face again, there’ll be heads rolling!â€

    “Heh, I honestly thought he’d have figured it out by now.†Commented Marluxia, sipping his coffee. “Last time we went to Sped-E-Mart, Xemnas bought a pack of markers.â€

    They all scatter, and it was Roxas’ turn to patrol the dungeons. “I dunno why we keep the giant birdcage cells, but check.†He crosses off the Birdcage Cell from the list.

    Of course, suddenly, a portal of darkness materializes in front of Roxas and a black claw comes through to drag him into the shadows. He awakens in a black abyss, the ground he is standing on is apparently a piece of transparent glass “Wow, this is very original, Zexy!â€

    Before him appear three portals: to the left is an azure color, the right has one of vert color, and to the middle resides a crimson color. Which shall you choose?

    A – “Blue! It kinda intrigues me!â€

    B – “Red! Anywhere’s better than this hellhole!â€

    C – “Green! I have a feeling this’ll be interesting!â€

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    Please send your votes to me via PM, and you are welcome to post your comments on this thread. If this sucks and fails, I'll ask a staff member to delete it and you people should behave as if this never existed. Got it?

    >=D
    Thread by: Zexion of the Twilight, Aug 3, 2007, 1 replies, in forum: Archives
  6. Zexion of the Twilight
    Basically L with a pen for a weapon.
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Aug 1, 2007 in forum: Archives
  7. Zexion of the Twilight
    Yeah, anyone else wanna post?
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Jul 31, 2007 in forum: Archives
  8. Zexion of the Twilight
    Post

    The Office

    Is it the American version or the British version?
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Jul 31, 2007 in forum: Movies & Media
  9. Zexion of the Twilight
    Yes, that your happiness devistated an entire city.
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Jul 31, 2007 in forum: Archives
  10. Zexion of the Twilight
    Hitna, grammar hammer time!
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Jul 31, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Zexion of the Twilight
    The Art of the Ninja. ;p
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Jul 31, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Zexion of the Twilight
    Yes, indeed it is. *nodds head*
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Jul 31, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Zexion of the Twilight
    I have never though I'd say this to you of all people, but you asked for it:

    Shut up, skank!
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Jul 31, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Zexion of the Twilight
    ............................... I'm told I'd look convincing if I cross-dressed.
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Jul 31, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Zexion of the Twilight
    Everyone who posted in this thread may be in serious trouble of getting sent to hell. Vanity/Pride is a sin, ya know.
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Jul 31, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Zexion of the Twilight
    You're one to talk, ya perv! >)
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Jul 31, 2007 in forum: Archives
  17. Zexion of the Twilight
    Yeah, sure, make a "Behind the Scenes" thread and copy me again! XDDDDDDDDDDD
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Jul 31, 2007 in forum: Archives
  18. Zexion of the Twilight
    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

    Pervert Mindlink
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Jul 31, 2007 in forum: Archives
  19. Zexion of the Twilight
    Because it's the only entertainment we have.

    Why do Spider-Pigs swing and Harry Ploppers fly on brooms?
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Jul 31, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Zexion of the Twilight
    So you can shut the hell up! Sorry, the only thing I could think of.

    Why can't we all get along?
    Post by: Zexion of the Twilight, Jul 31, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone