Xigbar's face brightened and he looked at Matt, grinning wickedly. Matt's eye twitched. There was an incredulous look on his face. "Well... You..." He stopped. He took another breath as if he was about to say something, then froze, once again. He whipped around, quickly, and took a long draw on his cigarette, his hands shaking. His face was burning with rage. Damnit.... he thought, baring his teeth. Damnit, damnit, DAMNIT! I don't have a good enough excuse to make him stay! If I say he can't come, he'll know something's up. But if he goes, he'll know something's up! What the hell do I do now?!?! He let out a shaky sigh, a huge plume of smoke blowing out of his mouth, then turned back to Xemnas, his face completely calm and collected again. "M'kay." he said, casually. "You can come." He turned around again, then waved his arm. "This way, please!" he shouted, his eyes narrowed in concentration. His crafty mind was working overtime to come up with a way to rid of Xemnas. He took another long draw of his cigarette and blew out a small cloud of smoke, and started walking. ((Insane? Yes. Perverted? Yes. Sick? Twisted? Yes, and yes. STUPID?! I think NOT!!!! XDDDD))
*clears throat* Ya know what really grinds my gears...? Waking up early on the weekend or on a day we don't have school. >.> I mean... I work good an' hard to stay up to 4 am... And my mom busts in the door at 8 all, "Get UP, LEAH!~ It's a b-e-a-UTIFUL day!~" Ugh... XP
((Post edited! ^-^ *hums "Deja Vu"))
((Sorry for having to leave so abruptly.... My mom told me to get of that very second, and was threatening to block all my access on the internet if I didn't do what she told me to... *sigh* She must hate me.... The post up there isn't done, actually... I'll fix it ASAP, but I can't even do it right now... She left for a moment, but she'll be right back and she expects me to have something done when she does. So... yeah.... Sorry again! TT^TT *huggles* I'll see you guys as soon as I can! ;_; ))
((*sigh* Please don't control Luxord, FD... >.>)) Matt crossed his arms and said, lazily, "Alright..." He looked and acted as if he was completely unconcerned, but, truthfully, he was very, VERY nervous. Xigbar's "Dad" gave off the definate feel that he was NOT one to be messed with. He had to play his cards right. "Let's see..." He looked up to the sky, as if trying to remember. "He wrote in these huge red letters 'Axel was here, LOL!' on the side, and then these little flames and crap all over the sides--" "YOU LITTLE SNEAK!" Xigbar shrieked, clutching Xemnas's robe. He looked up at Xemnas, frustrated and confused. "I have no idea what he's talking about!" Matt sighed, rolling his eyes. He looked thoroughly pissed. "Look, kid..." he said. "I built that house myself, and let me tell you, painting it ain't a fun job." He sighed, rubbing his forehead. "Look, can I just take him with me to clean all of the paint off? We need to do it as soon as possible... If my wife gets there and she sees what our house looks like..." He shook his head. "Let's just say it won't be a pretty sight. And she gets home in... Less than an hour." Xigbar crept behind Xemnas a little more, fearfully. ".... I.... I don't wanna be left alone with him...." "Give it a break!" Matt snapped at him. Xigbar flinched. "Look..." He said, facing Xemnas. "Who are ya gonna believe? Me or the kid?" He drummed his fingers on his arm, impatiently waiting for an answer. Xigbar looked up at Xemnas, his eyes begging his superior to believe him. ((SHAZZAM!!!!!! TAKE IT AWAY, JACK!!!! XDDDDDD))
It depends.... If it's skrait up "yaoi", then heck no. If it's just "shonen-ai", then, probally. ^-^
I wanna be.... A..... PROFESSIONAL CHOCOLATE TASTER!!!! ......................... WHAT?! You get paid an average of $56,000 in the U.S. to be one! And... To just sit there.... Eating chocolate.... All day... Without anyone to tell you, "No, Leah, you'll spoil your dinner!" or some other crap... It's... It's....! *eye starts twitching* *spazzes out*
Matt blinked. So he IS the dad.... Xigbar looked up at Xemnas, startled. "Whu'...? Smith?! But... But he told me his name was 'Scott'!" Matt raised an eyebrow, not missing a beat. "Ex-quease me?" he asked, narrowing his eyes. "When exactly did I say that, Axel?" "Well, you...." Xigbar stopped. "Axel...?" "That IS yourname, right? Ya know... 'Axel wuz here. LOL'....?" Xigbar blinked, then looked up at Xemnas with his world famous completely blank "The-lights-are-on-but-nobody's-home" look.
Scott\Matt looked up at the huge castle towering above their heads. The building practiaclly OOZED death and destruction. That look Xemnas was giving him wasn't very welcoming, either. He blinked, glanced sideways at Xigbar, then said, "Yeah. Okay, I'll come. What kinda...." Xigbar began to groan and twist around in his sleep, whimpering. Scott\Matt cocked his head and walked over to the sleeping boy, examining his face. "Is he gonna be okay?" he asked, narrowing his eyes. Xigbar's eyes opened slowly. He took one glance at Scott\Matt, then shrieked and twisted out of Xemnas's hold, face-planting into the ground. Scott\Matt jumped backwards, holding his hands up. "Hey! Hey! What's the matter with you, huh?" Xigbar whimpered and hid behind Xemnas's leg. "Don't let him near me!" He cried, peeking at the other man from behind him. Scott\Matt sighed, slumping his shoulders over as if he was embarrased. "Look... If this about me accidentally hitting you when you came outta that little black thingy.... sorry... I'm just not used to the whole... Super-natural... Travel in other demintions thing..." he said, waving his arms around as he spoke. Xigbar raised and eyeborw, completely caught off. What is Scott DOING?!
Scott blinked and stood up, slowly. He glanced at Xigbar, taking a long draw from his cigarette, then back at Xemnas. He blew out the smoke slowly and said, "My name's Matthew Smith, but just call me Matt if ya want." He nudged Xigbar gently with his foot as he asked, "So I can assume this little imp belongs to you?" he asked in an annoyed voice. "Look, I don't want any trouble. I just came home from work a few minutes ago and I find this little guy," he motioned toward the sleeping Xigbar, "spray painting all kinds of useless junk on the walls. I didn't know where he came from or why he's only in adult-sized boxers, I just want him to go back and clean it up."
((And NOW ya have a chance! =3)) Yes! Xigbar cheered. YESSSS!!! I'm really AM gonna get out of here! Scott didn't notice at all what was happening. He continued kissing Xigbar until he felt something weird. He cracked one of his eyes open to see a huge black thing starting to swallow them. His eyes snapped wide open and he pulled back, staring at the portal incredulously. "What the...!" Xigbar grinned evilly. Okay... Gotta get this right.... To the castle! And, with that, they both disappeared. A few minutes later, they arrived to the castle. Xigbar was a little off, though. They were a few yards from the castle gates when he'd really wanted to portal to someplace like Xemnas's room or the kitchen or something. Scott looked around, completely dumbfounded. "How did you--" WHAM! Before he could even get out his senteance, Xigbar threw a fierce right upper-cut and smacked Scott right on the jaw. Scott's eyes went blank and he collasped on his back in a daze. Xigbar quickly scramble up and tore after the castle as fast as he could. Tears were streaming down his face. "HEEEEELP!!!!!!" he screamed at the top of his lungs. "Somebody please HELP M--" Scott tackled Xigbar from behind, a determined look on his face. Xigbar squeaked, fell forward, and smashed his head on the ground. It was lights out for Xigbar. He groaned a little, and sank, motionless on the ground. Scott sighed, wearily. He pulled himself off the boy, and stared at him. How did he DO that?! he wondered. And how'd he get that gun?! He stared at him for a few more seconds, then shrugged. Well... It doesn't matter now... I'm here and the little *******'s probally screamed loud enough so that the whole world heard him... I've gotta come up with a story and FAST. He sat on the ground beside Xigbar, pulled out a cigarette out of a pack he always kept in his pocket and a lighter to go with it, and put the cigarette in his mouth. He lit it up, hastily, and sat there, thinking up a story and blowing out a few puffs of smoke, too.
Aw..... *huggles Slyzer* Well... Um..... My step-dad is 51 (going to be 52 in febuary. XD) and my mom is 38! ^-^ *is slapped by mom* X.x I mean... 35.... *is slapped again* X.x I mean... Uh.... 30..... *is slapped twice* X.x I MEAN! ..... 21! *rubs cheek* Ow.... X.X
((.... Change of plans. Dad can't make it.)) Xigbar sighed. There was only one thing to do. He stepped back a little from Scott and said, "Fine... I'll let you get the key. But no funny buisness, okay!" His arms were starting to burn, but he managed to keep his hands steady. Scott nodded, solemnly, and started edging around to get to the spot behing Xiggy. Xiggy kept his gun pointed at the man at all times. He was scared out of his wits and was NOT about to take any chances. Scott sighed. "Man... I have to tell ya... You sorta had me worried when you didn't wake up at first..." Hmmmm.....? Xigbar wondered, raising an eyebrow. "What do ya mean...? How long was I asleep?" Scott shrugged casually. "About 3 or 4 days," he lied. Xigbar had only really been asleep for a few hours. Xigbar gasped. FOUR DAYS?! Without thinking, he lowered his gun and looked over to the little window. It was just what Scott had been hoping for. He dove at Xigbar without wasting a second. Xigbar let out a startled yelp as his gun flew out of his hand, clattere to the ground, and slid across the floor a few feet. So close, and yet, so far. Xigbar cried out in fear and desperately began reaching for the gun, but Scott flipped him over and pinned him to the ground, making sure he got Xigbar's legs, too. The sadistic grin was back on his face. "C'mon, Xiggy..." he purred. "I'll be gentle...." Xigbar whimpered and struggled against Scott's hold, but the he was bigger and stronger than he was at his current state. Scott chuckled sinisterly. He knew Xigbar wouldn't be able to escape now. Without wasting any more time, he started kissing Xigbar again. Tears started to stream down Xigbar's face. He didn't want it to be like this... He shut his eyes. The only way out now was to portal out. He completely ignored the fact that he was lost and that he was almost naked and that Scott's tongue was in his mouth and focused on one thing. C'mon... Portal, portal, portal, portal.... He chanted in his mind. Portal, portal, portal, portal, portal, portal, portal, portal.... His mind began working over-drive, but nothing happened. Then, just when he was about to give up, he sensed the familiar feeling of darkness closing around him. He... was... Portaling. ((Blah... that sucked crap... Sorry, guys... I gotta lot of stuff on my mind right now... Oh yeah... And nobody knows about Scott except for Xiggy, FD. And he just found out about him. And, since he's 5, he doesn't really think of ANYBODY like that, so... Ja. ...................................... God, I hate myself. -_- I'ma go do somethin' right now... Bye.))
((Meh... M'kay... ^-^ Ya gotta wait a sec, though...)) Xigbar was still for a moment. Then, his eyes flew wide open with shock as he fully relised what was happening. Scott was kissing him. It was bad enough that Scott was kissing him when he look 5 years old... But he was trying to force his tongue into Xigbar's mouth also. Colors exploded in front of his eyes. He didn't like it one bit. It wasn't like Luxord's kiss, it was forceful... And... HE WAS FIVE, FOR GOD'S SAKE! He instinctly jerked back, but Scott's grip only tightened. He grunted a little and pulled backwards even more, but Scott wrapped his arms around Xigbar and locked his hands together. A sudden jolt of electricity rushed through Xigbar's body. Without thinking, he pulled his foot back, and kicked Scott where it hurt most. Hard. And that was that. Scott instantly released Xigbar, and grabbed his crotch, screaming with pain. Xigbar scooted past him, and ran to the opposite end of the room. It was all so clear to him now... The little smiles, the nice words.... How could he ever had been so stupid?! Scott struggled to his feel, leaning on the wall for support. He panted a little, turned around, glaring, and growled, "Why you little--" "Don't... Move..." Xigbar said in a measured tone, his expression unreadable. He had one of his guns out, but at his current size, that was all he could hold. Though he was using both of his hands, it was still really heavy for him... Of course he wouldn't let SCOTT know that... Scott blinked, suprised for a moment, then chuckled sinisterly. He remembered now that Xigbar had said he was a "Freeshooter" and that he'd usedthat Axel guy for "Target Practice." He started walking a few steps towards Xigbar, grinning. "Do you really think a toy's gonna help you now, kid?" he said, chuckling even more. Xigbar's face hardened. "TOY?!" He aimed the gun up at the ceiling, and fired. Scott jumped back a little, suprised at seeing something actually shoot out out of the gun. Xigbar aimed it back at him. "You were saying...?" Scott's hands flew up, as he eyed the gun, nervously. Xigbar's face turned into a snarl. "You... Pervert! you sicko! You twisted little *******! I can't believe... I can't believe that I trusted you... All that crap about not wanting to see me cry and wanting to hear my story... B.S.!" All Scott could think about was how weird it was to be held at gun-point by a 5 year old. "You just wanted to get me here so I could be you're own personal... PET or something!" Xigbar continued, his face burning. Tears were starting to well up in his eyes, but he didn't dare wipe them away... doing that ment lowering his gun AND taking his eyes off the enemy... and that was something he just wouldn't do. Scott tried to perswade his way out of things. "But... You wouldn't shoot me, now would ya Xiggy?" He smiled nervously. "Psh!" Xigbar rolled his eyes. "I've shot a WHOLE buncha people that were 10 times better than YOU! Give me ONE reason why I shouldn't make you into a human pincusion (SP?) right now." "Uh....." Scott glanced around, nevously. "I... Gave you icecream...?" Xigbar cocked his gun. "Nononono, wait!" Scott said, hurredly. (SP?) "What about.... The key! How areyou supposed to find it without me, huh?" Xigbar sighed; that was a problem. But he didn't trust Scott enough... If he got too close, he might be able to take his gun away from him... And he still didn't feel up for portalling... But what other way was there out? He couldn't just STAND there, either. His arms were starting to shake from the effort of trying to hold the gun up. If he didn't do something - and SOON - he was gonna drop it. And then Scott would... He pushed that thought out of his head, then bit his lip. Okay, Xiggy... You got this far... What's the next move...? ((SHAZZAM! =D Okay... Now I'm tired, and I've got a HUGE day tomarrow... I'm gonna see my dad again after... 9 years! ^-^ FWEEEE! I can't wait! But I can't stay up all night, either, so.... C YAS!!!! XDDD))
((*blink* Like... Now? O.o))
((Meh... I'ma go 'head and do this to-nite... Just letting you right now... It's probally gonna be long... Again. XD But first, let's give it up for mah sister LUAN who generously let me use her labtop to post this! YEAAA!!!! WHOOOO! XD Skyru: Welcome to the RP, but, I gotta tell ya! Control my character and I'm comin' after you... >.> ........................................... XDDDDDDDDD)) Xigbar gasped, slightly. Scott strode in, his eyes closed, and one hand in his jeans pocket. He was wearing black jeans now, but he didn't have a shirt on, either. "Scott..." Xigbar whispered. Suddenly, he jumped to his feet. "Oh, thank God! I thought I'd be down here FOREVER!!!! Where've ya been? I wanna go back now..." Scott ignored Xigbar completely throughout his little out burst. He closed the door, softly, and took out a small key out of his pocket. He locked the door, then looked at Xigbar, as if noticing the young boy for the first time. Xigbar was glancing at, first the door, then, Scott, then back, a bewildered look on his face. "But-but-but...! Scott! Didn't you hear me? I wanna get outta this place! I wanna go home!" Scott just stared at Xigbar, an unreadable look on his face. Then, a sly little smirk fluttered on his face and he strode over to the small window. He popped it open with his hand. With a flick of his wrist, he tossed the key out of the window, then slammed it shut. "Sco-ot-tuh!" Xigbar squealed, pulling at his own hair. "Why'd ya do THAT for?!" Scott smirked again, completely unconcerned. "There's another key... Somewhere in this room..." Xigbar hugged his bare shoulders, pouting angrily. "Well then GET it! It's creepy in here..." He turned around, pointing accusingly to the corner he'd been attacked by the spider in. "There's a whole buncha bugs over there and...." He went on, telling all of the creepy things he'd encountered during his stay. Scott raised his eyebrows, cocked his head to the side, and eyed Xigbar from head to foot, not missing any tiny detail. He licked his lips and smiled again. Oh, this'll be fun.... he thought to himself. Xigbar suddenly became aware of the silence. He whipped around. "Are you listening to me?" he demanded, accusingly. Scott wordlessly walked up to Xigbar, then kneeled down so he was at eye level with him. He cocked his head, and stared into Xigbar's eyes. Then, he reached out and touched the boy's face, gentally. His face was completely emotionless as he did this. Xigbar glanced at the hand, confused, then knocked it away, angrily. "Scott! Didn't you here me? I. Want. To. Go. Home... NOW. Why won't you just--" Suddenly, a sadistic grin broke out on Scott's face. He shoved Xigbar against the wall. Xigbar cried out in pain and shock. "Scott! What--" "Shhhhhh...." Scott cooed, pressing his finger to Xigbar's lips. "Just shut up, and be still, and it'll be all over soon." Before Xigbar had time to say anything, Scott grabbed him by the shoulders, and pressed a passionate kiss on his lips. ((The end...? I think NOT!!! XDDDDD I WAS gonna make it longer, but I decided to take pity on your poor eyes and break it in half... So... yeah... More later. XP .................... Poor Xiggy... >.>))
Here's my 3rd AMV ever... I had it on YouTube, too, but the quallity is MUCH better on KHVP, so... Yeah. XDDDDD I'm so happy it worked out right - it took me a looooong time to make. ................ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG..... Thanks, Darkandroid!!!!!!! XDDDDDD Anyways.... I forgot what I was about to say.... So.... Here's what happens "When Organization XIII Get Crunk!" XD See yas when I see yas!!!! XDDDDD 2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~
Wow... This is the 3rd time I've voted Mari.... XD DO DA DURN THANG, GURL!!!! XDDDDDD
Meh... I'll try anything... -_- But first I have to beg my mom to let me stay on a little longer... >.>
GAAAAH!!!!! Quick question before Mom comes opens the front door and kicks me off. I just up-loaded my video and it looks HORRIBLE!!!!!! Both of my previous AMVs looked a whole lot better than this one, but I don't remember doing anything different!!!!!! Could you PLEASE tell me WHAT'S GOING ON?! ;_; Here's the link to it... Over a month's work and THIS is all I have to show for it... TT^TT