Grawr..... *eats brain-cookies at supernatural speeds* Liek, go un-offline-nezz....! @-@
Xigbar slinked through the boxes of crap in the corner of Vexen's lab. There were obviously somethings the scientist just didn't have the time to clean up. He motioned to Luxord with his hand. "There's always some kinda cool stuff in here..." he giggled slightly. "I'm sure she won't mind if I borrow some stuff... Again..." He giggled again, than hiccuped, shaking his head.
Xigbar giggled. "You'll see sooon enough." Pretty soon, they arrived to a hole with bright, white light streaming out of it. "No one knows about this except for me..." he whispered. "Keep your voice down. If Vexen catches us in his... uh... her lab, no telling what we'll come out as..." He climbed into the hole, silently. From the other end, he reached out to grab Luxord's hand.
Xigbar grinned even broader. He ran over to Luxord, grabbed his hand and teleported off to a nice dark place. "Come on..." he whispered, giggling. He took off, dragging Luxord behind him.
Xigbar smiled devilishly. He rubbed the back of his neck as he giggled, "Don't ya wanna have some fun before ya go to bed...?" By that he ment one thing... And one thing only.
Xigbar looked sideways at Luxord walking off. "Hey!!!" he shouted. He hiccuped, then screamed even louder, "HEY, LUXXY!!!!!!!!!! STOOOOOOOP!!!!"
Xigbar sang the back up tune, "Baaa ba ba ba ba... Ba, ba ba ba ba... Baaaa ba ba ba... Ba ba ba ba..." at the top of his lungs. Then, after a while, he joined back in with, "So happy toge-theeeer!!! So happy togeee-theeeeer.....!" as the song slowed down.
Xigbar sang along softly with Luxord, hiccuping just about every line of the song. Suddenly, he stopped as soon as he saw the castle. He grinned at Luxord and pulled away from him, shaking his head. He bowed over, and started singing, softly at first, but louder by the second... "I can't see me lovin nobody but you... For all my life...! When you're with me, baby the skies will be blue! FOR ALL MY LIIIIIIFE!!!!" ((*coughweneedhelpcough* O.o XDDDD))
Xigbar looked at Luxord, suprised that Luxord was helping him up. He grinned another one of his rare smiles, then started singing, Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know..."
Xigbar grinned, joining in during the repete of the chorus while bobbing his head to the beat. "(normal vioce)Love me or hate me, its still an obsession! Love me or hate me, that is the question! If you love me then (high pitched voice) thank you! (normal voice)If you hate me then (high pitched voice) *hic!* you!" His high voice was a little TOO high, but it was still a pretty good immatation of the original. One of his dance moves got a little out of hand; he stumbled on his own legs and did a "swan dive" into the the concrete.
Xigbar jumped around, stumbling all over the place. Suddenly, he started shaking his butt to the chorus. "I LIKE TA MOVE IT, MOVE IT!" He pointed to a random guy, walking down the street staring at them. "HE LIKES TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT!" He pointed to a little girl, hiding behind her mom's leg, staring at them like they had the Black Plague. "SHE LIKES TA MOVE IT, MOVE IT! WE LIKE TA... MOVE IT!!!!"
Xigbar grinned and started shouting in a Jamacan voice, "All Oganization Members All Over The World! Original King Xigbar Pon Ya Case Man!" He started trying to dance in timing to the beat, but his drunkenness made him stumble all over himself. He didn't care. He continued singing, joyfully, "Woman Ya Cute And You Don’t Need No Make-Up... Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up! Woman Ya Cute And You Don’t Need No Make-Up... Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up!" He held out to Luxord as he got to the part that they would sing together. "*hic!*-Man! Physically Fit! Physically Fit! Physically, Physically, Physically Fit! *hic!*-Man! Physically Fit! Physically Fit! Physically, Physically, Physically, Physically Fit!"
Xigbar gasped and looked around wildly. THE DOOR IS MISSING?! But... How will we be able to get out?! HOW WILL WE BE ABLE TO BREATHE?!?!?! He grabbed his head and screamed at the top of his lungs, "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!" EVERYONE in the bar stopped and looked at him. Then they all went back to fighting. Xigbar's head started whipping around. Suddenly his face brightened. "Luxord! Follow me!!!!!!" he screamed. He croutched down, took a running start, and dove out of the nearest window, screaming. He rolled onto the grass outside, panting. "Phew, that was close..." he sighed.
"GYAH!!!" Xigbar jammed his elbow up, catching Luxord in the jaw he whipped around smashing both of his fists on Luxord's back, making Luxxy hit the floor... hard. "DUDE!!! Get a-*hic!*-way from me! I didn't..." He examined the man more closely. "Oh!" he hiccuped, shaking his head. "Luxord! Sorry... You *hic!* You suprised me..." He leaned forward, squinting his eyes at the man sprawled on the floor. "Can.... Can ya breathe...?"
Xigbar blinked and started staring at Luxord and the man. Duuuude... he thought, hazily. I should, like... Help him or something.... He turned back to the bartender, who was also watching what would happen next. "One - *hic!* more, please!" he said. The bartender gave him a look that read "What?! You're not even going to help your friend?!" then shugged and passed him another one. Xigbar muttered something grabbed it, and fell over onto some guy beside him. "HEY!" the guy shouted. "Get the hell OFF of me, ya crazy, sunnuva-" Xigbar looked him into the eye, then poked him. "Duuuuude..." he hiccuped, and coninued. "You're, like, *hic!* the one on me! *hic!* " The guy got up, making Xigbar fall headfirst on the ground. "Smart guy, huh?!" he demanded. "Well let's see how clever you are now!" "Ow...." Xigbar groaned. He slowly got up, swaying slightly. "Alright..." he rubbed his chin, thoughtfully. "Uh-hum... Two plus two equals-" The guy started to charge at him, screaming furriously. Xigbar gasped and ducked, which made the man crash into another guy right beside him. "HEY! What the-" the guys shoved him into another guy who lunged at him, making him fall onto someone else. And, before ya knew it, EVERYONE in the bar was fighting.
((*silence* *crickets start chirping* HEEEEEELOOOOO-OOOOOOO!!!!!!! Does anyone else even come to this RP anymore?! XDDD)) Xigbar finished a millisecond after Luxord. He slammed his against the table, and shouted, "BARTENDER!!! HIT ME!" and slammed his munny down along the table with it. He turned to Luxord smilling even more evilly. "We'll see about THAT!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar slumped over the counter, giggling hysterically. Now they were both on drink number 12. "Bartender..." he chuckled, his words slurred together. "'Nother un, please?" he said, raising his hand. The bartender shook his head slightly, and passed another drink to Xigbar. "Thank you..." Xigbar said, raising his head, and grabbing for it. Is eyes were closed halfway and blood-shot and his cheeks were a rosey red-ish color. "BOTTEMS UP!" he shouted, and he started drinking, though it wasn't nearly as fast as when they started...
"Hey! No fair!" Xigbar protested as Luxord climbed all over him to get to the bartender. He stuck his hand up above the counter again. "I ASKED FIRST!" he shouted to the bartender while pointing his finger. He shoved Luxord off of him and climbed up on a bar stool. He grinned at his friend. "HA! You? Beat ME?! As if!" The bartender gave them both their drinks at the same time. Xigbar glared playfully at Luxord and started gulping it down. The bartender glanced at them both, grinning. It was gonna be great for buisness having the two...
