Is that what you were talking about, Mari...? O.o' P.S., I laughed so hard at this! XD
Hmmmm.... I thought I was a good idea, but not written very well... All-in-all, I'd give it a 7...ish. Take it or leave it! XD
Larxene twitched slightly as she was whacked in the face with a snowball. Her face turned into a snarl, as she wiped the snow off her face. Oh, it's ON, now! She bent down, and picked up a fistful of snow, and mentally locked on "the blond with the super-spikey hair." She quickly charged it with her electricity, then sent it flying like an icy missle. And, sense ice was practically water, it was super-charged so now it would send an even BIGGER shock to anyone who got hit with it.
Larxene stared at the scene from a distance. "That Sora kid's gonna get it..." she grumbled, stalking over. Before long... FWACK! "Leave Namine alone..." Larxene growled at Sora. She was tossing a snowball up and down, looking very ticked off. "You don't wanna see me get mad..."
Xigbar shrugged. "I don't have my guns anymore..." He summoned Axel's Chackrams, and started twirling them around. "But at least I can still chuck something at somebody!" he shouted. "See, watch!" Then, he started acting goofy and acting like a ninja while spinning his new chackrams around. "And take THIS!" he shouted to a make-believe person. "And THIS! and THAT And-- Oops!" While he was doing a pacticularly difficult trick, he accidentally let go of the chackrams. They flew forward, and hit Saix\Zexion in the face. Xigbar was silent a while, staring at the bloody "X" mark now on Zexion's forehead. He blinked. "Uh.... Well.... At least you have that ol' familiar scar back, Saix...." He gave a nervous chuckle, then, BANG! he was gone, dashing out of the room and down the halls.
Xigbar started messing around with his hair again. "Iunno... Mansex has always been like that, dude." He clapped his hands together, then glanced around. "GOD, I wish I had a mirror..." he grumbled.
Saix smiled, and blushed a little. "Thank you... But, as I was saying..." he started, "she had the most wonderful eyes you've ever seen... They were a dark green color, but seemed to sparkle all of the time." You could tell by the look in his eyes that he was off in his own little world, now. "She loved the outdoors; she'd always had a tan as long as I could remember her. She was kind... but she never backed down from a challenge. She never wore make-up, but always seemed to look perfect without it... She never wore dresses or went out shopping, either. She thought that anything and everything 'girly' was 'the devil'." He chuckled. "Her whole face seemed to shine when she smiled... And... The way she laughed... It was like wind chimes on the breeze..." He sighed, dreamily. "Yes.... She was the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen... That is, before..." His face seemed to darken a little. The smiled melted off his face. "Before... Before... Pardon me, Xemnas, but may I be excused?!" he asked suddenly, his voice shrill. He stood up so fast that his chair fell backward. He straightened it back up, then stood there, wringing his hands together, looking nervous. Idiot, idiot, IDIOT!!!! You've gone TOO far this time! he screamed at himself. He started wringing his hands together faster, and taking a few steps backward. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Xigbar looked up. "It's been about an hour now, right?" he asked no one in particular. "Iunno... Go ask someone...?" Shayna said, dodging the cracks in the ground. "Step on a crack, and you break your mother's back!" She blinked and looked up. "Where's your Mommy, Xigbar?" Xigbar blinked, still looking up at the sky. "I guess I SHOULD go back to my mommy now..." he murmured. "MY Mommy is right over there!" Shayna said, pointing to someone. Her mom had her back turned, but it was obvious she was on the phone with someone. She had on an expensive looking suit and her blond hair was tied up in a bun. Xigbar glared at her, kinda mad that she wasn't paying more attention to Shayna. Shayna examined his eyes. "So does this mean you have to go now...?" she asked. "Yeah..." Xigbar sighed. He looked back over at her, smiling a little. "Thanks, though." "Hmmmm...?" "Talking to you has helped me more than you think." "OH! Okay! You're welcome!" Shayna said, grinning. Xigbar smiled sadly at her, then looked around a little. "Listen, Shayna... I don't know if your parents have already told you this or not, but... Uh... Don't talk to strangers." Shayna blinked, then tilted her head to the side. "Like you, Xiggy...?" she asked. Xigbar shook his head. "No, not like me... Like... Big people. Old guys. If someone you don't know that's big like that tries to talk to you, run away, okay?" "What if they say they know Mommy and they want to bring me back to her if I'm lost? Or if they have candy?" Xigbar shook his head. "Even then. Just run away, okay? Go to someone you know." "Someone I know..." She tapped her chin. "Like you?" That suprised Xigbar. He blinked, then smiled. "Yeah... Like me." "Okay, then! I will!" She hugged Xigbar, then ran off. "See ya later, Xiggy!" she shouted, waving. Xigbar smiled a little, then shook his head. "Sweet kid..." he muttered to himself. He walked off into a dark alley, glanced around, the portalled back to Castle Oblivion. He looked around until he caught sight of a clock. "Ooh... Almost midnight... Xemnas is gonna KILL me!" Xigbar said, yawning and stretching. He looked around a little. "Where AM I, anyways?" All of the hallways looked the same...
"Ah, c'mon, guys... It's not that bad...." Xigbar said, grinning. He started primping his hair. "I mean - look at me! No gray hair, AND two good eyes!" And this time I WON'T let Xaldin poke 'em out... He looked down, tapping his foot. "I AM gonna miss my guns, though..."
Xigbar slowly opened his eyes. "Nyuhh.... What happened last night...?" He felt like he was experiancing the mother of all hangovers. He looked over at Roxas. "Lex...? What....? Wait a sec..." He frowned. "That's not my regular sexy voice... It kinda sounds like... Axel's..." He scratched the back of his head. "What's going-- Oh my gawd..." He rubed the back of his head some more. Instead of his normal, long, silky hair, he was touching hair that was as hard as a rock.... Spikey hair that was as hard as a rock. With a quick yank, he pulled a couple of strands out and stared at them. Red. He shot up, overjoyed. "WAIT!!! so that means I don't have grey hair anymore?! SH-WEET!!!!!" He started doing somekind of funky dance.
Axel yanked off the bucket, and tossed it at Saix's head. "THAT'S THE THIRD TIME, SAILOR MOON!!!! THE THIRD TIIIIME!!!!" he cried, panicked. Steam started rising off his body again. He started shaking, and turned back to Demyx, a complete mess. "How... Do you stand it...?" he whimpered. "So... Cold..... So.... Wet...." Demyx shrugged.
(((Where did you leave off, again...? ^-^' )))
"Uuuuuuughhhhhhhnnnnnnnn... " Saix groaned, looking down. WHY is Xemnas so... So... So pushy today? He liked his privacy... He'd rather be mysterious to everyone than be out in the spotlight like some of the others. It suited him. He was as mysterious as the dark side of the moon, after all. But he'd remembered how upset Xemnas had gotten before, and he was NOT going through that again. He twiddled his fingers a bit. "Well..." he muttered, "If you MUST know... It was a woman... Her name was... Was..." he racked his mind. What WAS her name...? he asked himself. After a moment, he remembered. A soft little smile fluttered onto his lips. "Oh, yes... I remember now..." he said softly. "Asagi.... Asagi Ayase...." He closed his eyes and shook his head slightly, still smiling. "I don't know how I forgot... She was so beautiful... She was tall, and thin, but she had this powerful presence about her still... She had this hair... It felt like silk, I swear.... It was completely jet black like the darkest of nights. She let it hang around her shoulders usually... And... And her eyes-- I'm sorry, am I going too far with this???" he asked, suddenly aware of Xemnas's presence again. He started to blush slightly, as he looked up at his Superior. Fool... prattling on like that - as if you were alone... He scolded himself in his mind.
((You're right... Maybe it is just a slow spot... -_- I've been hanging out with emo people too long. XD)) Xigbar walked around, eyes wide as grapefruits, as he stared at all of delicious food being displayed. His stomach was killing him, and his mouth was watering enough to fill a pool in 15 minutes from all of the smells... He caught sight of a man handing out samples, and rushed over. The man was handing out samples to everyone as usual, when he looked down, and saw a kid with yellow eyes as wide as Texas staring at him. "Can... Can I...?" the kid asked. The guy blinked. "Uh... Do you have your parents with you...?" he asked, slightly embarrassed. The kid just shaked his head and said, softly, "B-But can I have one anyway...?" The guy sighed. "Uh, sorry, kid... We're not allowed to give out samples to you unless your parents are around. Company policy. Sorry." Xigbar gave the guy the most pitiful look he'd ever seen. "O...Kay..." he whimpered. The man watched him walk off. I have the feeling that I'm doing something really bad... he thought. Xigbar walked along, staring at all of the delicious foods he knew he could never have, when he felt someone staring at him. He whipped around, and found a girl, about his current age, licking on the biggest... Lollipop... He'd ever seen. Ever. She had bright blue eyes, and dirty blonde hair tied up neatly in two ponytails sticking out to the side. She had on a fluffy black dress, and frilled white socks with shiny black shoes to match. She blinked, and stared at him. Xigbar stared at her for a few seconds, but then his his eyes drifted down to her lollipop. They stood like that for a while, but then the girl spoke. "HI! I'm Shayna!" she said, loudly. She had a sweet voice... Loud, but sweet. Xigbar raised his eyebrow, then said, "Uh... Hi. I'm Xi--" "Are you a boy or a girl???" Xigbar winced a little, and stared at her. "Uh..." he started, "I'm a boy. My name's Xigbar." The girl leaned forward, now staring at his eyes. "Your eyes are all weird looking! Why are they yellow?" Xigbar blinked, then thought hard about that question. "Hmmm... Well, now that you mention it, I don't know why my eyes are like--" "I like you! You're cute! You wanna be my boyfriend?" Xigbar flinched again, then stepped back a little. "Whoa, WHOA! Boyfriend?!" "Yep." Xigbar shook his head. "Nah, I'm sorry. You're waaay too young for me." Shayna cocked her head to the side. "Hmmm...?" "Look, I'm not really this age. I'm older than this. A lot older." "Then what happened to you? Are you a midget?" "No, I..." He drifted off, then thought. "Actually, I dunno what happened..." He didn't. He was pretty intoxicated when he'd eaten the candy, so he didn't remember he'd eaten it, or the fact that they existed at all. He snapped back to attention. "Besides, don't you think you're too little to be dating, young lady?" "LITTLE!?!" Shayna loudly protested. "For your information, I am 6 and a half! So there!" She stuck out her tongue. "'Sides... How old are YOU?" Xigbar blinked, and looked down. "Well, uh... Today was my birthday, so if I was big again, then I'd be 47. BUT... Seeing that I've been little-a-tized, then right now, I'd be... about... uh..... Five...?" "HA! I win!" Shayna gloated. Xigbar sighed, and rolled his eyes. "You wanna walk around?" Shayna asked, smiling. Xigbar shrugged. "Sure. I got nothin' better to do..." The two walked off, Shayna talking non-stop about something that happened to her the week before. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Saix blinked, staring into Xemnas's eyes, trying to gouge more information, but it was like trying to shoot fish in a barrel... With a straw and some spitballs. He sighed and leaned back, closing his eyes. He thought about how it felt - to be in love like that again. After a while, he said, "It feels like.... Like you have a dozen butterflies stuck inside of your chest the first time you meet them... It's strange, almost like your mouth has been turned into cotten when you try to talk to them... And then... Once you do, it's like you can never stop. You talk on and on to them about absolutely nothing at all - like you've known them forever when you've actually known them for a few minutes. And the crazy thing is, neither of you mind." His eyes opened slowly, staring out into space. And... When you kiss..." He shook his head. "... Words can't explain that..." Suddenly, he hunched forward, and ran his fingers through his hair. Remembering what it felt like to love was... Actually kind of... Painful for him... Knowing what it felt like, completely and fully - and not being able to experiance it ever again because he "wasn't supposed to exist"... It hurt. Forcing his breathing to remain stable, he looked up at the giant heart again. "...I ...I want to feel it again... So much..." he whispered, sadly. (( .... *feels sorry for Saix now* ))
((Warning: Gushy OCC Coming up. Do not view unless you are prepared. Okay guys... Let's face it. This RP has been through a lot and has survived for many, many months. .......... Many, MANY, months. XD But, seeing as this may be the final stage, I just wanna say... I love you all. TT^TT This RP has brought us all together, but it dieing is NOT gonna tear us apart. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE this old grandma of an RP. XD But I'd willingly let it die if it meant getting to know all you guys. ^-^ *huggles* YOU ROCK!!!!! TT^TT OUT LOUD! ;_; *gushyness ends* )) Saix slowly turned his head and stared at Xemnas. Then, he looked down, his eyes wandering across the floor. After being silent a few moments, he finally looked back up at Xemnas, and murmured, "Yes, actually... I do..." He sighed, leaning back. Suddenly, he felt kind of... anxious. "... Why do you ask, Superior...?"
((One quick post for the night! XDDD (My parents are away. >.> ))) Axel's head snapped up. "Zexion's attempting suicide?!" he screamed, panicked. without thinking, he rushed over to the balcony, and jumped off. "Don't worry, little buddy! I'm comin'!" He screamed. "KAMIKAZEEEEEEE!!!!!" Fuh-woooommmmm.... "Eh...?" Axel looked back up to see Zexion now floating above him! "A PARACHUTE?!?!" Axel screamed. He looked back down. Oh yeah, that's right.... I shoulda worn a parachute... He blinked, then began flailing his arms about, shrieking. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Demyx rushed up to the balcony. "YOU IDIOT!!!!" he shouted to Axel, shooting his arm forward. Axel covered his eyes just as he was about to hit the ground, but before he could, a portal appeared. A few seconds later, he appeared from the portal in the ceiling, and hit the floor with a THWAK! He groaned. Demyx picked him up roughly, then started shaking Axel visciously. "Do I have to look after you AALL the time?!" he demanded. "AAAAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAAA-AAAA....." Axel moaned, his neck cracking in 20 different places. "Sss-top sh-sh-shaking my-y f-foo-kin' h-head!"
*is lost* ......................... Uh.... You put your.... What in your who now? *gets hit with a brick*
Axel rubbed his arms with his his hands, trying to work out the wetness. He watched Saix get thrown voilently out of Zexion's room, and sighed. "What, do you have something against me or something...?" he grumbled. "This is the second time, ya know... THE SECOND TIME...!"
Woooow... @-@ <surfer dude voice> Powerful stuff, maaaaan! >=D You get no complaints from me, duuuuuude! XDDDD Liek, RIGHTEOUS, and whatever!!! XDDDDD
((I wanna be Xigbar... Not Axel... That way, I get Xigbar's mind AND Axel's body... ^-^ Bweh heheheheheheh.... >3))
Organization XIII Fanfiction - Xigbar is...? (Part 1) I got bored, so here ya go. XD This story was inspired by me and Celeste's (a.k.a., Demyxu) crazy AMV ideas. XD This was originally supposed to be a present for Celeste (and just a personal challenge), but I got so many good comments on my last fan-fic, that I decided to make a few changes and link 'em both together! =D Here's the first one... "What's Xigbar's Age, Again?" Warning: This fanfiction succesfully degrades Xigbar in, just about, every way possible. Do not read unless prepared. XD ...I like applesauce. Hope ya enjoy, part 2 is comin' up soon. XDDDD 2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Xigbar is...?" A few months later… Demyx rushed through the hallway of Castle Oblivion, panting. “How come I’M the one who has to get him…?†he whined under his breath. Right now, he was searching for Xaldin – it was suspected that he was the one who had stabbed the PC. He’d probably had some problems winning a particularly hard game and stabbed it out of frustration. Demyx had already gone Number 3’s room, and he wasn’t there. So now, he was running around the castle like a chicken with its head chopped off, looking for “The Dreadlocks and Sideburns of DOOMâ€. That’s when he heard music blasting somewhere close. It seemed it was coming from Xigbar’s room… Faintly, he could make out the words – “Listen up, ya’ll… Cuz this is it! The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious!†Demyx stopped. “Oh, wait a minute... THAT’S my song.†He glanced around quickly, then sneaked back to Xigbar’s room. “Xaldin can wait… The song’s only, like, 4 minutes, right?†He got back a little after the verse started. “…make them boys go loco. They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo…†Wait a sec… He thought, narrowing his eyes. Is it just me…? Or does it sound like someone else is singing along with it…? He snickered a little, thinking about how funny it would be to catch Xigbar singing this song – blackmail for MONTHS!!! He held his hand to his mouth, to stop from laughing out loud, and cracked the door open part way, and gasped. What he saw was too good to be true. Xigbar was dancing in the middle of his room with nothing but boxers on, holding his hairbrush to his mouth like it was a microphone or something. He had a HUGE grin on his face, and was singing in his best imitation of Fergie’s. It was pretty good, too. Luckily, his back was turned to the door, so he couldn’t see Demyx spying on him. Xigbar – The Freeshooter – in nothing but his boxers, singing in a girly voice, and shaking his butt to “Fergaliciousâ€â€¦ It was too much for Demyx to handle. He sank to the floor, trembling and giving little giggles while pressing his hand to his mouth harder. He couldn’t help it – was just too funny. He was trying his best keep his self control and not to burst out laughing. While Demyx was slumped on the floor, trying desperately not to give himself off, Axel came around the corner, looking around. “Oh! Demyx! There you are! Where have you been? The Superior—†Demyx quickly jumped up, as quietly as he could. He pressed one finger to his lips with a, “Shhhh…!†And then, he got a surprisingly evil idea on a way to get back at Xigbar. Oh yes, he remembered that time Xigbar had shot at him for calling him “old timer†– he remembered it clearly. All he’d done was call Xigbar a little name. And he’d gotten shot at. But now, it was time for payback. He glanced back into the room, and motioned for Axel to come over. Axel raised an eyebrow, then crept over to where Demyx was standing. He peeked though the crack in the door. Xigbar was now making a lot of dramatic hand motions to go with the words. “…And if you was suspicious, All that (he paused) is fictitious. I blow kisses (he blew a kiss at an imaginary person) I put them boys on rock, rock! (he made a sorta pumping motion with his arm as he said this) And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got. So delicious...†And that’s when he started popping. Axel clapped his hand over his mouth, and leaned on the door frame for support. His whole body was shaking with mirth. “Can’t… Breathe…†he whispered to Demyx. “So… Funny…†“I know!†Demyx mouthed back, wiping his eyes. “What’s going on…?†They both turned around to see Luxord, Roxas, and Saix staring at them accusingly. The two glanced at each other, put their fingers to their lips, and motioned them to come over wildly. Roxas and Luxord looked at each other, shrugged, and went over. Saix followed behind, skeptically. “What…?†Roxas asked softly as he arrived. Axel and Demyx just pointed into the room. He blinked, then looked in. Luxord looked in after him. “…Fergalicious, definition: make them boys go crazy! They always claim they know me, comin' to me – call me Xemmy! I'm the X, I, G, the G, the I, the E, and can't no other member put it down like me! (he swung his hips as he said these last few words.) I'm Fergalicious! ...†Roxas began giggling, and put his hand over his mouth. Luxord’s mouth dropped open as he watched Xigbar prance around more in his undies. So… Hot… he thought, his eye twitching. Axel stared at him. “Hey, uh… Luxord…? You alright, man?†He waved his hand in front of Luxord’s face. No response. The lights are on, but no one’s home… he thought. Saix, who was now backing up, grinning, murmured, “I must tell the Superior…!†then took off, snickering. “Spread the word!†Demyx whispered after him. Saix nodded. Demyx turned back around, watched Xigbar make a fool out of himself a little more, then chuckled to himself. Excellent… And so it began… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh, and in case you're wondering, yes Luxord does have the hots for Xigbar. >.> Celeste likes that pairing, so I decided to put it in... Besides... If I took it out, you'd miss, like, 3 funny parts in the fan-fic. XD So... Yeah. XD Sorry, shonen-ai haters! DX Just stick with me - I think the jokes will be worth it... >.> --EDIT-- Liek, ZOMGZERS! Part 2 is up! XD Lord of the Wings, ~Leah.
