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Xigbar appeared in his room. He yawned, and ran over to his closet, stretching. He pulled out the usual Organization XIII clothing, and laid them on the bed. He took off the shirt Xemnas had given him, and stared at it. Maybe I should fold it and put it away somewhere… No! NO! he shook his head violently. I can’t! I’ve gotta beat the clock, remember? Xemnas is waiting on me!

He hurriedly tossed it on the bed, on got dressed in the usual attire. He quickly tied his long hair back in a single ponytail, and pulled the hood over his head. He spent one last moment zipping the collar up all the way, and portalled back to The Usual Spot.

“Okay! I’m back!†Xigbar shouted, grinning. “Did I make it in time?†he asked, breathlessly. Without waiting for an answer, he looked down, sheepishly. “If you’re wondering why I decided to change my clothes… Well… It’s not that I didn’t like your gift… I just wanna re-create the moment… I know you don’t wanna feel like you’re talking to a 5 year old all night…â€

He blinked. “Which reminds me… While I was talking to Shayna, I learned a new tick… Watch!†He cleared his throat, and said in his old voice, “And just like that… Ta-da! I’m rehabilitated!†It was a pretty good imitation, too. You could hardly tell the difference in the old, surfer-dude pirate. He climbed back onto his seat, and sighed in mock sorrow. “What a shme… It takes a cheap imitation to hear my beautiful, melodious voice again…â€

"Oh wait until the others hear about this. They won't believe it!"

Axel perked up. "Ya hear that, Demyx?" he asked, grinning. "That is blackmail in the waiting...." He chuckled to himself, and started off toward where the words were said. "All we need to do is go check it ou--"
"Wait a sec, Axel..." Demyx said, grabbing the redhead's sleeve.
"Hmmm...?" Axel turned around. "What is it, Waterboy?"
"Before you go and get yourself killed, or something worse, could you do me a favor...?"
Axel blinked. "Uh.... Sure... What?"

Demyx sighed, and fell down on his butt hard, slumping down on the floor. "Could... Could you take me to the hospital...? I kinda think the bleeding shoulda stopped now..." he murmured.

Axel suddenly realized that the injuries Saix had given Demyx still hadn't quite gotten better. He blinked, then looked back toward the place where he'd heard the threat. "Uh... Um... Ah..." He started walking backwards a little. "Uh-hum... J-Just hold on a little longer, okay, Demyx...?" he asked, nervously.
Demyx's eyes got wide. He looked up at Axel, disbelief in his eyes. "Wha... You're just gonna leave me here?!" he whimpered.
"Agh...! Uh.... Blackmail, Demyx! BLACKMAIL...!" Axel whined back, stepping backwards a little fast.
"No...! Axel... Don't leave...!" Demyx murmured, collasping on the ground.
"I'll come back as soon as possible...!" Axel said, running off.
"Oh, you cheap, backstabbing, sunnova..." Demyx grumbled. "HOW many times have I saved your butt today...?!" He was trying to force himself to stay awake.

"J-Just... stay calm, and try not to pass out, okay?!" Axel shouted over his shoulder.

Too late. Demyx was already laying motionless on the ground

((Oh, I am SO very eviiiillll.... >3))

AHHHH!!! Somebody already got Xigbar! ;_;

Okay... Then I'll just be--

WFT, MATE?! Axel, too?! TT^TT

Fine. >.> You give me no choise...

I WILL NOW BECOME....

DEMYX!!! >=O

((I dun like yaoi, either... Shonen-ai is... okay... But just plain YAOI creeps me out. >.< ))

Xigbar(Axel) shrieked yet again. "MY ARM!!! YOU LITTLE--!!!" His pupils shrank to the size of needle-points. Suddenly, his terror turned into a burning rage; a dark aura that you could practically feel. He narrowed his eyes, and bared his teeth, staring at the spot where Saix(Zexion) had stabbed him...

And snapped. His other arm shot out and grabbed Saix(Zexion) by the neck.

"RAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!! Get out, and do not EVER come near me AGAIN!!!!!"

His eyes blazed he dragged Saix(Zexion) toward the door. He threw Saix out into the hallway, and dashed back into his room. But he wasn' done... Oh no. He appeared again, now holding flaming pillows in his hands. He screamed again, foaming at the mouth, and started hurling whatever he could grab a-hold of and threw them at Saix.... Whether they were still on fire or not.

"DO NOT [bleep]IN' COME NEAR ME AGAIN, YA UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?! If you are ever STUPID enough to show your [bleep]in' face around me again, I WILL LITERALLY RIP OUT YOUR [bleep]IN' INTESTINES, AND STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM!!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?! I WILL RIP OUT YOUR [bleep]IN' INTESTINES, FOO'!!!!!!!!!!!!"

With one more deafening roar, he slammed his door closed. From inside the room, you could still hear things crashing and breaking, and loud, muffled curses too foul to put on the web.

(((Great... >.> NOW you made poor Xigbar go a skip, hop, and jump away from completely insane. >.>' XD)))

Foxxie nodded. She took a scrunchy out of her pocket, and tied her lond hair up into a single ponytail. "Okay... Tell me if you need anything...!" She laid her head on her pillow again, and began to shut her eyes...

But no, that wouldn't be right... She felt she had to stay up with Shadow now... I'll do it... Only for a few hours to make sure he's really okay... THEN I'll go to sleep... she decided.

ZOMGZERS... O.O

*claps, and stares at you with eyes as big as grapefruits*

=DDDDD

*staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare*

I wuv mah parents! ^-^

I mean, sure... My stepdad may be a total arse when it comes to house-cleaning... >.>

And my mom even MORE of one when it comes to mah edu-ma-cation... -_-'

BUT!

I still love 'em no matter what. ^-^

Xigbar's eyes turned to the size of grape fruits. "GAAAAH!!!" he screamed as he shielded his face from the evil scissors. He felt something cold bounce off his arm, and looked down at it, fearfully.

Scissors... His stomach did a summer-sault.

"GWAAAAAH!!!! You really WERE trying to poke my eye out, WEREN'T YOU, YOU LITTLE SNEAK?!?!?!?!?!!?!?" he screached. His voice was steadily becoming more and more shrill with each word. Suddenly, he summoned his new chackrams. "AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Don't you EVER come near me AGAIN!!!!!!!!!" he shouted, chucking his chackrams at Saix.

Okay... I got Cloud... ._.

Guess I like those queit, spikey haired older guys, huh? >3

..............................

But I wanted Axel.... >.>

WHY is there no Axel on the quiz?!?!?!?! DX

(( And NOW it's time for a non-yaoi, yet equally embarrasing moment between Xigbar and Saix... Please don't poke out Xigbar's eye. XDDD))

Xigbar(Axel)'s face twitched a little bit, feeling the cold blade, but the guy was one step away from dead when he slept. He remained sound asleep. "Nyuuuuh....." he groaned in his sleep. Then, without warning, he thrust out his hands, grabbed Saix(Zexion) in a huge bear hug, and pulled him close.

"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine... And he shall be my... Squishy..." he murmured, smiling a little bit. After a brief, awkward moment, he suddenly yelled, "No, Squishy! NOT ON MY CDS!!!!" One of his hands shot out in front of him, and smacked into the wall.

His eyes snapped open. "AAAAAGHHHHH!!!! MY FREAKIN'...." That's when he noticed his uninvited company with his face inches away from Xigbar(Axel)'s. Xigbar(Axel) stared at Saix(Zexion) for a second, then asked, blushing, "Uh... Saix..? You want something, man...?"

....

Yes. Very. -_-'

You sure I shouldn't call a psychol... psychologic... psychologicalist...? O.o ((I SO bet I spelt that right. XDDD))

3498 Wellthat's weird... That picture doesn't scare me at all... O.o'

..... I think so. XD

I've seen this before, but it's still funneh. =3

Favorite part =

"Fortified with LOTS OF SUGAR!!!! (Free Keyblade in every box!)"

Sounds like MY kinda cereal! XDDD

Foxxie quickly recovered from her sleepiness, beaming. "You did?!" she squealed. She threw her arms around Shadow's neck. "I knew you could do it!"

((Bleh... I know... It sucks. ._. I haven't really been all... Writing-like lately... DX))

Larxene just happened to be there watching Sephiroth shoving snow down Kairi's shirt...

She quickly made a snowball, and bashed him in the face with it. "UGH!!! Pervert!!! How old are you, anyway?! 60 or somethin'?!" She gave a cruel laugh, and started hurling more snowballs at him.

((Your post just confused the heck outta me, Darkness. O.o' Oh, and I think that U.R. made a mistake... I ain't sure though.))

Xigbar(Axel) slept on, not noticing Saix(Zexion) hanging over him with the scissors. He twitched in his dream, and waved his hand away. "Nu... Nu... Get them away from me...!" he said, grimacing. He was obviously talking in his sleep. "Ah...! No... Evil scissors...! St... Stop it...!"

He sighed, wincing a little more, then was silent for a while. "... No! My gravey!" he shouted, hugging his pillow. "Not yours, Luxord! MINE!" He rolled over so that his face was facing the wall, and started gnawing on his pillow.

His dream was rapidly turning from a nightmare to a... very... VERY strange dream.

((Heh... I don't know what's funnier... Imagining Axel doing that, or imagining Xigbar doing that. XDDDD))

((HUZZAH! XD ....Wait... So... Axel(Xigbar) is still in the book or somethin'...? ))

Xigbar(Axel) leaned on the door, panting. He stood there, motionless, for a minute, then sank down. “Congratulations, Xigbar…” he grumbled sourly to himself. “You have just accomplished making a complete idiot out of yourself… What do you have to say for yourself…?” He sighed, and rubbed his eyes. “Ugh… I’m so tired…” He stood up, and staggered over to his bed. “Maybe a little nap would be good…”

He sat on his bed, then looked up at the door. He stared at it for quite sometime, then began shaking slightly. Don’t worry about that idiot Saix… You’re safe now… You locked the… door… Suddenly, he smacked himself on the forehead. “Ugh… We can PORTAL, you dope!” He slowly slid his hand down, off his face. Then, he took a deep breath. “Okay… Relax… Just lay down, and close your eyes so that it LOOKS like you’re asleep, then, when Sailor Moon tries to pull one on ya, BAM! That’s when ya pop that dude right in the jaw! Yeah… That’s what I’ll do…”

He laid down just like he’d planned to, and closed his eyes. He started to snicker in his mind. Oh man, this plan is PURE GENIUS! I don’t even feel tired at all! Just let that stupid ol’ Saix try to come with his scissors of doom tryin’ to poke my eye out! HE’LL get what’s comin’ for him! Ha! Sleep?! As if! Man I could go like this all day… he went on and on like this for a while.

Less than 5 minutes later, he was fast asleep.

((DREAMING ABOUT SCISSORS!!!! =O

XDDDDDDD))

Foxxie's eyes snapped open. She sat up, blinking and rubbing her eyes. "Wha.... What...?" she asked. She yawned a little. "What'd you do...?"

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*joins rat in screaming like a little girl*