((Sorry I didn't post last night... ...................... I was kidnapped.... >.>' )) Completely ignoring Roxas(Lex), Xigbar(Axel) watched Larxene shlink away, and sighed. "NOW look what you did....!" he muttered, staring at Axel(Xigbar). It wasn't exactly an angry or theatening stare... It was... Indifferent, if anything. After a moment of silence, he shrugged, and sighed, "Oh well.... There's plenty more fish in the sea." He grinned, winked, and snapped his fingers, making a portal open. "See ya later, losers!~" he sang. He reached over, grabbed a rose from a nearby vase, and stuck between his teeth with an, "OLE!" as he jumped into it and disappeared to... Somewhere. A few seconds later he arrived at a place on the market street of Hallow Bastion. He took the rose out from between his teeth, yawned, and stretched a little. Then he turned his head to look at a woman walking past him. She had dark black hair and shockingly bright blue eyes. She had a heart shaped face, long graceful legs, tan skin, and a dangerous smile. Xigbar(Axel) grinned, and said, "Girl, I know your feet must be tired, cuz you been runnin' through my mind all day, COME ON!!!" She giggled and started to run off with Xigbar(Axel) chasing her playfully. ((Great... And NOW I've turned Xigbar into a pimp. XDDD Don't find him yet, you guys... You should see how he's gonna go back home... XD Rexyggor: They were supposed to be Xigbar's clothes... o.o Anime girl: HEY!!!! I'm the one who said that FIRST!!! XDDD ...................... Is it okay if I call you "Anime Grillz"? =3))
((O.O ZOMG, Larxene said yes. XD; AnimeGirl104: Ja, vurry unusual, no? XDDD)) Xigbar(Axel) blinked, staring at her. For a second, he looked completely dumbfounded. Wait a sec... She said "yes"...? The grin was back. Oh my god - YESSSS!!!! SCORE!!!!! He tipped his hat politely, then held out his hand to her. "Shall we..?" he inquired. On the outside he looked completely calm and collected. On the inside, though, he was throwing a party. WHOOOOOOO!!!!!! Old man's still got it!!!! ((XDDDDDDDDDD))
Thanks! ^-^ Good news and bad news! Um... I got a good start on part 2 last night... But I kinda realized it would be a LOT more complex than I thought it would be... XD But I already have a design drawn up for it... (Yes. A design. XD If I didn't do one then I probaly wouldn't know who does what! <.>) So it shouldn't be long now! =D Just stick with me, peeps. =3 Lord of the WIngs, ~Leah.
((NO WOMAN CAN WITHSTAND TEH SHMEXY AXEL GRIIIIIN!!!!! >D)) Xigbar(Axel) smiled a little more. "Heh... Why?" He leaned forward so that their noses were almost touching, still smiling that completly IRRESISTIBLE grin. "You. Me. Dinner. Tonight. What do you say...?" His gaze into her eyes was almost seductive as he awaited her responce. ((Arg... Bus! DX *wants to see how Larxene will react* ;_; *scampers off*))
Xigbar and Zexion...? O.o' ............. "Sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!! Got it memorized?" Sorry... My mind tends to wander when I'm waken up 2 FRICKIN HOURS earlier than I'm used to.... >.> Anyways... Ja, that is pretty unheard of, no? XD But, whatever, I ain't no match maker. Marluxia = hilarious. XD Hands down. I still think you could use some more description... Especially at that flashback scene... Odder dan dat.... I luv et. ^-^
Foxxie didn't even blink. "The all-you-can-eat buffet!" she shouted, grinning. "I'm starved! I mean, uh... If it's okay with you..." she added, sheepishly.
And why he didn't care or nothin' when he found out that the rest of the Organization was dead at the end of KH 2... XD >.> <.< I didn't say nothin'... >.>' Thanks for the compliment! XD *sigh* If I wasn't such a newb at drawing, maybe I'd be able to make these into comics.... They were originally supposed to be comics.... Except for the 1st one. XD That was just a spur of the moment type thing. XD
(( *record scratches* *sultry music stops* Oh, that's coooold... XD)) The grin melted off of Xigbar(Axel)'s face. His cheeks started to turn a deep red. He cracked a painful smile and said, "... Uh... Yeah. I guess." PIRATE!!!!!!! As if! It's not my fault that Xaldin likes paper dolls and that-- He clossed his eyes, trying to relax. Calm, Xiggy... Calm... YOU'RE CHANCE, REMEMBER!?!?! The grin came back. Okay... Let's try this again... "So, Larxene..." he said, pushing down the journal with one finger. "You doin' anything tonight...?" he inquired, shooting her another shockingly FANTABULOUSLY SHMEXY grin.
((Hoo-RAY!!!!! XDDDDDD Study your arse off, get a good grade, AND THEN COME BACK AN' RP UNTIL YOUR BRAIN TURNS INTO CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!! XDDD ............... Actually... >.> Pudding sounds pretty good right now... *drools*))
((*fangurlish giggle* Hee.... Yesh I know... ^-^ Doesn't he? *more gooey fangurlish moments* Okay, I'm done. >.>' )) Xigbar(Axel) arrived at the corner of a hall in Castle Oblivion. He glanced around. There was no one around, but he could hear footsteps and... laughing. He peeked from behind the corner of a wall, gasped, and pulled back. He took a deep breath, smoothed out his suit, and clentched his fist in determination. Okay... This is your big moment, Xiggy! No pressure! But for the love of all humanity, do NOT screw this UP! You're Axel now. AXEL! Got it memorized?! Without wasting another second, he whipped around the corner, and leaned on the wall, casually, resting the tips of his fingers on the rim of his hat. ((<insert sultry jazz music here> XD)) He looked up, slightly, a sexy smile on his lips. "Hey there, Larxene..." he said coolly. ((What? WHAT?! You said no yaoi! XDDD But, hey, THIS isn't yaoi!!!! And, personally, I thought it'd be hilarious to do. TAKE IT AWAY, MISS ANTENNE!!!! XDDDDDD))
XDDDDD Sounds like something I'd do. XD Once... I got my lamp... And I cooked a spider on it... >.> ................... Or was it a roach...? ._.
I'm sorry guys... But due to technical difficulties... I'm afraid we have to start all over... Here... I'll even post number 1... -_- Don't worry... We'll catch up.... Joking. XDDDD 3533 Now look at this. =\ Ha... Guess who...? =3
..... Once... There was this big-arse cockroach in my bed... While I was sleeping... ;_; It was soooooo nasty... I could feel it crawling up my arm in my dream and everything... TT^TT If it had been a SPIDER.... Well... I wouldn't be alive right now... O.o GET SOMETHING TO SPRAY IT WITH!!!! >=O Since it's you're bed... You might not wanna try bleach or ammonia... >.>' Try Febreeze... It help blind them... And when it drops onto the floor... Bweh heheheheheheh.... >3 DEATH TO ALL SPIDERZZZZ!!!!! LONG LIVE US ARACHNOPHOBIC PANSIES!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDD
((Don't worry... You don't have to post now. ^-^ I mean if you have to study an' all... .................... So, uh... When are them there exams gonna be over, again? =3))
Xigbar(Axel) grinned, and smoothed his hair in front of the mirror. He then winked, and flashed a thumbs up at some imaginary woman. He laughed, then said in his 'sexy voice', "Please, ladies... Three at a time..." and cracked up all over again. He was definately loving his time in Axel's body. Oh yes... He'd ALWAYS been jealous of the "pretty boys" of The Organization like Demyx and Roxas and... Yes, even Axel. He remembered when he'd looked like that before time caught up to him... Along with Xaldin's pointy objects... And that incident with Saix didn't help, either... (("That incident with Saix" XD Imagine it with the "Jaws" theme. XDDDD)) "But now..." he murmured, grinning wickedly into the mirror, "all of the good looks are MINE!!! ALL MIIIIINE!!!!!! BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA--" Suddenly, a thought dawned on him... If now you're REALLY the king of all that is shmexy... Why not put your looks to the test...? Another wicked grin. Within a few minutes, he'd gotten dressed in a black tux with the front unbuttoned, reavling a thin, white shirt. He draped the dark red tie loosly around his neck, and tossed on a black hat on top of his head, and dashed back to the mirror in the bathroom. He grinned. Lookin' sharp, Xiggy! Now... For the finishing touch... He grabbed a pair of small, dark blue sunglasses and looked at himself again. Perfect... With that, he portalled off to... Somewhere... ((Xigbar's suit... Just imagine the sunglasses are there. XD DO NOT DENY THAT THAT IS DOWN RIGHT PURE SHMEX!!!! XDDDD))
Wow... It's so deep... I feel like there's something else hidden in this song that I'm not quite getting, but... *reads it again* Wow... @-@ I really like it. =3
I take special pride in the fact that I gave every person of the Organization 2 lines or more. ^-^ Oh, and Anase, at first it WAS gonna be Saix, Marluxia, or Zexion buuuuuuuut.... I wanted to make Luxord jealous. >3 And it had to be embarrasing. XD So, Xigbar it was! >=D Thanks, I'm glad all of you guys liked it! ^-^
(( I know... XDDD "Foo'!" XDDDDDD)) Xigbar(Axel) was still going around his room, smashing and kicking whatever what was in reach, absolutly OOZING a dark aura around him. Finally, he realized he STILL hadn't pulled out the scissors that Saix(Zexion) had stabbed him with. He bared his teeth, grabbed the handle, and yanked it out as quickly as his could. Without waiting to see how deep it had gone in, he stomped over to the window, and hurled it as hard as he could. He watched it soar for a few moments, then sighed, and slumped down on the winsil, all anger gone. "I swear... Saix is gonna make me go insane with that crap one day... It's all fun and games until I loose an eye... Or until he looses an arm, same difference." He sat up, and looked at his bathroom door. "Oh well... Maybe brooding over myself in the mirror would help me feel better..." he mumbled, standing up. Talk about vain.
Ho...ly... Crap.... ;_; This... This thing... Scares me... SO much... TT^TT *is literally shaking right now* The very fact... That something like this... Can still exist in the world... ;_; "Behavior Modification Camp" Thats what they called the concentration camps... *is so glad she has loving parents and a non-bratty attitude so she'll never have to go to a place like this* A-and I thought those boot camp TV-shows were bad... TT^TT
One day I got bored... Like... REALLY bored and I started watching all of my past AMVs... And I happened to see that part where they were all sitting in those big-arse chairs, so I started thinking... "What exactly DO those guys talk about in those chairs...?" As fate would have it, me and my friends started playing a game at school the next day during lunch, and when I got home and started browsing through my pictures of KH 2 FM, I saw that scene with Xigbar saying something to Luxord... And that gave me a very funny idea... x3 Enjoy! Oh yeah, and this had just about NO connection what-so-ever with the other fanfics I've previously made... Just to let ya know. XD 2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Truth or Dare?" Saturday night was always “Game Nite†in Castle Oblivion. All of the Organization XIII was in that all-white place, all sitting on their huge thrones, trying to keep their eyes down. Xemnas looked over all of them, gravely, then grinned. “Ahhh… Roxas! Truth or dare?†Instantly, everyone (except for Roxas) grinned, and snapped up. In seconds, they were all staring at him, grinning deviously, and giggling to themselves. Roxas slapped his forehead. “…Honestly, Xemnas, I don’t know how I let you talk me into these kinds of things…†he muttered. Xaldin rolled his eyes. “Just GO, already! You’re taking forever!†he protested. Roxas sighed. “Fiiiiiiine… Truth… I guess…†Xemnas grinned deviously. “Would you rather… Get it on with Marluxia or Zexion?!†“Oooooooooh………†Roxas threw his hands up in the air. “I KNEW you’d ask me something stupid!†Xemnas smirked. “There ARE no stupid questions, only stupid answers. Now choose.†“Ooooooooooooooh………†Marluxia smiled and batted his eyelashes a few times. “Roooox-aaaas… I promise I won’t make fun of you if you pick mee-ee…†he chirped. Zexion just pouted and crossed his arms, moodily. Roxas sighed, and ran his fingers through his hair. “Okay, fine… Marluxia, I choose you.†Marluxia pumped his fist into the air. “BOOYAH!!!†He pointed at Zexion triumphantly. “IN YO’ FACE, MR. EMO!!!†Zexion pouted even more. “No one ever chooses me…†he grumbled. “What cha gonna do? Cry about it?†Xigbar jeered. He turned back to Roxas. “C’mon, little dude. It’s your turn now. Speed it up!†Roxas shrugged. “Okay… Um… Zexion! Truth or Dare?†Zexion glared back at Roxas. “I’m not playing anymore… I hate this stupid game…†“You’re such a loser, Zexxy…†Larxene sighed, calmly filing her nails. “JESUS CHRIST!!!†Roxas shouted, throwing his hands into the air again. “Okay… AXEL! Truth or Dare?!†Axel, without even blinking replied, “Dare.†“He ALWAYS chooses Dare…†Xigbar grumbled, resting his face in his palm. “Axel… I dare you to… Call Xemnas “Mansex†to his face!†Silence. Xemnas growled. “He already has… He does it all the time!†Everyone turned and stared at Axel, their faces asking, “Are you insane?!†Axel shrugged. “Well… It’s true!†Saix suddenly slammed his hand on the arm of his chair. “F[honk] THIS NONSENSE!!!†he roared. “IT’S MY TURN!†Vexen snickered. “Oh, this oughta be good…†Saix looked over them all, then grinned. “Larxene… Truth or Dare?†Larxene crossed her legs, then stared him in the eye. “Truth. I ain’t got nothing to hide…†“That’s not what I heard…†muttered Marluxia. Larxene shot him a chilling glare, and he shut up. Saix leaned back, stroking his chin for a while, then asked, “Who in the Organization do you have a crush on? “OOOOOOOOOOO—†“THAT’S NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS, SAILOR MOON!!!!!†Larxene screeched, slamming her fist on the arm of her chair. Her face was twisted into a terrifying snarl. Everyone stared at her. Now, their interest was sparked even more. Xemnas cleared his throat. “Larxene…†he started, in a low voice. “Tell us who you have a crush on – NOW – or else I will allow Demyx and Axel to go parade around the castle while wearing your undergarments on top of their heads for the rest of the month.†“So?†“And, no, you will not be allowed to gut them alive.†The Dynamic Duo’s faces brightened, and they held their fingers to their lips, while coughing and clearing their throats so that is sounded like, “Hmmm-mmm...! Hmmm-mmmm!†Barely, you could see them shaking their heads, and casting knowing glances at Larxene. Larxene glared at them both for a while, then turned back to Saix. “FINE. But NO laughing…†Her eyes flared. “We promise! We won’t laugh!†Roxas said quickly. Axel and Demyx sighed sadly, then looked back at Larxene. Larxene sighed, and sat back, deep in thought. A tensed silence filled the room as everyone stared at her intently. Out of the 10 members left when you took out Saix and Xemnas, 7 desperately wanted their names said. After a few moments of silence, she muttered, “It’s Xigbar. The one I have a crush on is Xigbar.†A shocked silence filled the room. No one had quite thought THAT was going to be the answer. “WHAT?!?!†a voice shrieked. It was not Xigbar’s either. Everyone turned, and stared at Luxord. His face was red, and he was trembling with anger. “But… But-But-But-But—†Axel snorted, then started cracking up. “Hehhehhehheh… Xigbar…! I guess she has a thing for old pirates, eh, Demyx?†The rest of the Organization started giggling, too, including the heartbroken ones. The only ones not giggling right then (besides Larxene, of course) were Xigbar (blushing like crazy), Zexion (staring at everyone, completely indifferent), and Luxord (still seething mad for some reason). Larxene glared at them all, her eyes blazing. “SHUT UP!!! You SAID you promised!†The air began to grow heavy – like the atmosphere right before a storm. Demyx snickered. “Oh yeah! She likes ‘em young!†They cracked up. “I SAID, ‘KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!’†Larxene screamed, pounding her fist on her chair once more. A streak of lightning, followed by an ear-splitting crack of thunder filled the room. Vexen jumped. “Okay, guys, settle down…! Leave her alone…†he said quickly, not wanting to be roasted alive. They all swallowed their laughter as quickly as they could manage. Luxord glared at Larxene and gave her the “Death Ray†while she was looking in the other direction. Larxene crossed her arms, an evil glint in her eyes. “Okay… now it’s my turn…†She looked over them all. “Who hasn’t been picked on yet…?†“Lexaeus!†Xaldin piped up. “Lexaeus hasn’t had a turn yet!†Everyone turned to stare at Number V. He blinked, and glanced around silently, looking a little bit perplexed. His eyes seemed to be asking, “Who… Me?†Luxord sighed, rolling his eyes. “Ya see – THAT’S why no one likes you.†Larxene snickered a little then asked, “Well, Lex…? Truth or Dare?†“Uh… I’m going to go with… Dare.†Roxas stood up on his chair, cupped his hands around his mouth, and shouted at the top of his lungs, “THIRTEEN MINUTES IN ‘HEAVEN’ WITH MANSEX!!!!!†Oh yeah… He was gonna get Xemnas back for bombing him with the most embarrassing questions EVERY. GODDAMN. TIME. Xemnas’s head snapped over to Roxas. He stuttered for a few seconds then screamed, “SHUT THE HELL UP, NUMBER XIII! It is not your turn!†Xigbar snorted. “Heh… Listen to the little dude! That’s a good one!†“Yeah! I think it’s a good suggestion!†Vexen cut in. “Yeah! Do it!†Xaldin whooped. Xemnas looked back and forth from one Nobody to the other, sweating bullets. “But-But-But! That’s not FAIR, you guys!!!!†he protested. “You heard him, Lex! You have to make out with the Superior now!†Demyx shouted. “Yeah! Do it!†“GOOOO LEXXY!!!!†“LEX-XY! LEX-XY! LEX-XY! …†Pretty soon, it became a loud chant, all of the members clapping, or pounding their fists to the beat. Even Zexion looked interested. Xemnas gulped, then looked over to Lexaeus, who happened to be sitting right beside him. Lex looked like he was deep in thought. “Uh… Lexaeus, you do realize that you don’t have to participate if you don’t want to… I-I mean… Larxene never said…†Lex slowly turned his head and stared at Xemnas. There was a dark shadow over his face. Xemnas blinked nervously. “Uh… Th-That that was… Your…†A slow, sly grin crept across Number V’s face. A gulp. “… D-Dare…†Xemnas finished weakly. Lexaeus reached out with his hand, and used his earth powers to create a bridge between him and his leader. Xemnas scooted as far as he could to the other side of his chair. Lex grinned evilly, then leaned forward. “Pucker up, Superior! Here I come!†AND THE CROWD WENT WIIIIIIILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone started laughing uproariously and started banging their fists and kicking their feet on their chairs. Zexion leaned forward, grinning, and looking intently at the spectacle. Lex puckered up his lips comically, and leaned forward. The noise level rose until it was the volume of a jet engine, Xemnas thrusted his hands upward and screamed, trying his best to avoid it, and… Let’s just say what happened next, they never spoke of again. To Be Continued... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ P.S., Sorry, but I don't know when part 2 will be done. D= I'm going through some severe writer's block right now, and I can't seem to write anything without trashing it and starting over. >.< So yeah... Sorry. XD I'll get it done ASAP... --EDIT-- HUZZAH!!! XD Part 2 is (almost) done...! XDDDD Lord of the Wings, ~Leah.
