Axel squeaked. "AGH! Saix! I just... Ya know... I... Uh... Ya know... Uh-hum...." he couldn't think of a good excuse. His mind was a bit too scrambled. Suddenly, he snapped up. "AGH! DEMYX!!! Lemme go! Xemnas would kill me if he knew I let Demyx fade away just for some news that you play with dolls--" he covered his mouth. ".... Did I just just say that...?" he whimpered, nervously. "What I REALLY meant was... Um... You are the, um... MOST macho, uh, manly guy in the Organization... Yeah... Let's, uh, go with that... Heh..." he gave a nervous chuckle.
((Ukali, that meant you, too... >.>; He was supposed to be... ya know... home by now... Cuz, no, I don't know what happeneds next. >.<; Oy... Sorry if I'm a little "RAWR!"-ish today... -_-; Hay fever is not fun... >.>;)) Xigbar(Axel) blinked and stared at the place where Saix(Zexion) had been standing. Coulda sworn that there was someone there a second ago... he thought, blinking heavily. Slowly, he looked back up at the angry mob and... Smiled...? I knew this was gonna happen one day... he thought. "Ladies...." he started, as coolly as one could when being drunk out of their mind, "I know ya'll want me to *hic!* stay and all..." he continued on about how all of the imaginary girls were swooning over him. The mob stared him. They glanced at eachother, then stared at him some more. ".... What...?" they all asked at the same time. "... And I'm sorry that I have to leave so suddenly, but *hic!* now it's time for me to bid you a dude." he finished, bowing. He'd probally meant "adieu" instea of "a dude." He thrust the vodka bottle up over his head, and shouted, "OLE!" and disappeared through a portal. The mob just stood there, not exactly sure what had just happened. A few seconds later, Xigbar(axel) arrived at Castle Oblivin. He took another long gulp of the vodka, and began singing in an incredibally loud and obnoxious voice. "Looooooooovin' youuuuuuu... Is is easy cuz yer beautifuuuuul........ And everyday of mah liiiiiife.....! Is filled with looooovin' youuuuuuuu.....!" Usually, Xigbar was a pretty good singer, but alchohol wasn't very kind to good singing voices... Especially since the idiot had decided to sing a song chock full of high notes. As he sang, he was doing some kind of funky dance throught the halls of the castle. "Lalalala... Lalalala... Lalalalalaaaaalaaalaaaaaalaaaaalaaaalala.... Doo doo dooo dooo dooo dooooooooo...." He sucked in a deep breath, and then... It came... "AHHHHH-AAAAAAHHHH-OOOO-OOOO-OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" ((I can almost FEEL that last note... XD Hey... I just got a funny idea... XD Axel: Hey guys! I can do it now! Roxas: .... Do what? Axel *singing* Loooovin' you... Is easy cuz you're beautifullll.... Roxas: NO! DOOON'T!!!!! Axel: Doo doo dooo doooo dooooo doooooo.... AAAA-- *blows up*))
Axel ran around in the castle, looking for Xaldin. Ho'mygawdho'mygawdho'mygawdho'mygawd he chanted in his mind. Ho'mygawdho'mygawdho'mygawd, is Demyx okay? Gotta go faster. FASTER, AXEL, FASTER!!!! He skid around a corner, and finally found his target holding a broom, and wandering down the halls like there was nothing to do. At least that's what it looked like to Axel... He rushed up to number III, and said, hurredly, "XALDIN!!!! DoyahaveanyblackmailfromanybodyintheOrganization?!HUH?DOYA?!?!?!HURRYDEMYX'SLIFEDEPEANDSONHOWFASTYOUTELLME!!!" all in one breath. He leaned on the wall, panting as he awaited Xaldin's answer.
O.o' You're right... And, is it just me, or does Xigbar look reeeeeally small right now...? O.o' Maybe it because he's sandwiched in between all the huge gorrillas of the Organization XIII. XDDDD *dashes off as Xemnas, Xaldin, Vexen, and Lexaeus comes after her, weapons drawn*
Yeah... XD It's usually RPs, though. I love seeing how badly I've messed up my characters' reputations... *evil smirkums* >3 .................... Speaking of which... >.>
............................ ^ = What I first thought about when I read the title. XD
ZOMG... O.O Do you have the one with Saix dancing?! ;_; I NEEEEEED it!!!! DX
((I VOTE FOR DEMYX GOING TO ATLANTICA!!!! >=D)) Xigbar(Axel) sat on the floor, watching as the rest of the bar tipped into chaos. Unsteadily, he stood up, and started stumbling toward the door. Amazingly, his unsteady walking was the very thing that was keeping him from getting popped a good one on the mouth a couple of times. As he continued to stumble through, he caught sight of two guys fighting. One had a full, un-opened bottle of vodka in his hand. He was about to bash the other across the head with it, when Xigbar popped, and grabbed the bottle in mid-air. Snatching it away, he murttered, "Hey, ken I *hic!* borruh dis?" Without waiting for an answer, he started walking off again. The guy whipped around. "HEY! Get back here, ya--" before he could finish, he was tackle from behind by the man he was originally gonna bash across the head. I'm outta here... Xigbar thought, happily. Then, his eyes got wide. "Sonuva..." he managed to say before slipping on some beer that was on the floor. He'd get up and watch where he was walking. He'd arrive at the 'door' and put his hands on the wall and feel around. "Oh my god...! OH MY GOD! THE DOOR IS MISSING!!!" he shrieked. He had absolutely no idea that he was standing in front of a wall. He whipped around, his eyes darting around frantically. THE DOOR IS MISSING?! But... How will we be able to get out?! HOW WILL WE BE ABLE TO BREATHE?!?!?! He started to hyperventilate. Then, he grabbed his head and screamed at the top of his lungs, "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!" A guy in front of him whipped around, snarling. "Ya know, you're REALLY startin' ta piss me off, kid!" he growled, stomping over to Xigbar(Axel). Xigbar blinked, then retorted, indignantly, "Psh! KID?! I ain't no *hic!* kid! For your information, I'ma-- Hey! What are ya--?!" Xigbar started thrashing about angrily and shouting protests as the man picked him up by his shirt and slung him out of the window. Xigbar did a face-plant into the grass out side of the bar. He laid there for a few minutes. "... Ow...." he grumbled. He slowly picked himself off the ground. That's when he realized he'd been clutching the vodka bottle the whole time. He grinned, pulled the top off with his teeth, and drank a little, walking in the direction he thought was to the castle, dancing to a soundless tune.
Hey... That's not nice! D= I mean, I wouldn't say that an anime guy is-- *is distractilated by purty-ful picture of Axel* ................... Nah, I can't back that up. XD Go ahead, guys. Have a ball. =3
Later... Xigbar(Axel) slumped over the counter, giggling hysterically. Now he and Celeste were both on drink number 14. Rachel was on the floor, knocked out. She'd passed out just when she got to number 10. What a lightweight... "Bartender..." he chuckled, his words slurred together. "'Nother *hic!* un, please?" he said, raising his hand. The bartender shook his head slightly, and passed another drink to Xigbar. "Thank *hic!* you..." Xigbar said, raising his head, and grabbing for it. Is eyes were closed halfway and blood-shot and his cheeks were a rosey red-ish color. "BOTTEMS UP!" he shouted, and he started drinking, though it wasn't nearly as fast as when they started. Celeste slammed her empty glass down with a "PWAAAAH!!!!!" She grinned, and pumped her arm in the air, giving a "V for Victory!" sign. "I AM DA CHAMP! I am da champ...! I... da... the..." Before she could get out the last word, she collasped on the counter, K.O.ed. Xigbar(Axel) blinked, staring at her. He took the drink down from his lips. It was still half full. He stared at Celeste, pouting. Damn it... I lost.... He looked back down at his drink. Oh well, no use to having it go to waste... he thought, grinning. He started to pick it up, swaying back and forth. He sat like that, swaying from side to side for a moment, then fell over on some guy beside him. "HEY!" the guy shouted. "Get the hell OFF of me, ya crazy, sunnuva-" Xigbar looked him into the eye, then poked him. "Duuuuude..." he hiccuped, and coninued. "You're, like, *hic!* the one on me! *hic!*" The guy got up, making Xigbar tumble over and fall headfirst on the ground. "Smart guy, huh?!" he demanded. "Well let's see how clever you are now!" "Ow...." Xigbar groaned. He slowly got up, swaying slightly. "Alright..." he rubbed his chin, thoughtfully. "Uh-hum... Two plus two equals-" The guy started to charge at him, screaming furriously. Xigbar gasped and ducked, which made the man crash into another guy right beside him. "HEY! What the-" the guys shoved him into another guy who lunged at him, making him fall onto someone else. And, before ya knew it, EVERYONE in the bar was fighting. ((Beer + Xigbar = SUPER Californian Doode!!! XDDD))
"Shrimp, huh? I'm kinda in the mood for baby-back-ribs..." Foxxie said, grinning. Her stomach growled in responce. She stood up, stretching. "I'm ready when you are!" she sighed.
((When's the last time I posted here...? XDDD)) Larxene was really starting to develope a serious grudge against Sephiroth. She didn't care that it was just a SNOWBALL fight anymore, she just wanted to take him down. Without looking down, she scooped up a handful of snow, and chucked it at his head. It whizzed through the air like an icy missle, and scored a bull's eye.
((Woulda posted earlier, but my computer was spazzing out like heck, and I got tired of trying... >.> Animegirl: I am SO callin' you Anime Grillz from now on. XD *stabs you with a butterknife for stealin' mah ide-ers XD* R.S.: Welcome back! =3)) A few minutes later... A little giggle filled the air. "You are SO crazy!" a female voice laughed. "Ah, but not as crazy as I am about you, Mademoiselle!" a voice purred back, using a French accent. "Hey! I thought I was your favorite!" another female voice protested. Xigbar(Axel) grinned again. He was strolling down the street with, not one, but two beautiful women at his side. And, by the looks that women around him were giving him, it would probaly be more, soon. I mean, WHO could resist the king of all shmex?! It was completely unheard of. ((Okay... I'll stop. XD)) One of the ladies was indeed the one he'd chased from before, but the other was her friend. She had long, blonde hair tied up in a single ponytail, and dark green eyes. She was paler than her other friend, but was just as rambunctious. Xigbar(axel) looked back at her and said, "Well, how iz a man supposed to decide! You both are ze most perfect examples of beauty I have ever seen!" He was still keeping up the French accent. The first woman giggled. "You're soooo funny!" "Mysterious, too...!" sighed the blonde. "Why won't you tell us your name? What, are you some sort of escape criminal who lives life on the edge and doesn't play by the rules?" she added sarcastically. Xigbar(Axel) looked up, smiling. HA! She's got no idea how close she really is... "All I can say is, that it would not be a good idea to tell you my name... Call me Jacque for now. I have always found that name... How do you say... euphonious at the least Though, it does not hold a candle up to you two ladies' irresistable beauty and grace..." "HA!" laughed the dark haired one. "How did you ever get so ruthlessly charming, Jacque?" Xigbar whipped his hat off. "I CONFESS! It is because my name is really... PRINCE CHARMING!!!" The blonde one shoved him playfully. "And I'm the King of England." "Heh... Sí, sí, Mademoiselle..." "...Sí?" the dark haired one inquired. "I thought you were pretending to be French... Isn't that a Spanish word?" Xigbar blinked, smiling with a blank look on his face. "... Qué?" They all laughed. "So.. 'Jacque'..." started the blonde one. "Ya wanna play a little game...?" She grinned deviously. Xigbar looked at her. "Game...? What kinda game...?" he inquired in his normal voice. He grinned back at her. "Well... Me and Rachel were just about to hed to the bar..." She grinned. "The first one to 15 drinks wins! First one to pass out pays. What do ya say?" Xigbar didn't even blink. "You're on!" "Okay, but I'm warning you..." the blonde on said, smiling. "I don't loose easily." "It's true!" Rachel butted in. "Celeste is a BEAST when it comes to drinking contests!" "Well, Celeste..." Xigbar said. "You are about to get served!" "We'll see about that!" Celeste challenged back. They raced to the bar, ordered their drinks, and began chugging as fast as they could. And so it began... ((*is snickering to self* Bweh heh heh... >3))
I found that hilarious. XD Any girl who is offended by this seriously needs to lighten up. XD
Sora = automatically eleminated for crying 3 times in KH 2 alone. >.>' PROS Riku: Has an Orgy 13 cloak Has a blind-fold turned into Ansem's form (At least I think that's a pro... >.>') Is mysterious I hotter in KH 2 than in KH Has silver hair (Don't ask... >.>) Is Sora's "friend" XD Roxas: Has an Orgy 13 cloak Has spikey hair Is Axel's "friend" XD An actual part of Org. 13 has TWO keyblades Likes icecream (What the... O.o') has a dangerous past... >3 Is pretty good-lookin' from the beginning Cons Riku: Stabbed Sora in the back during KH (Don't even deny it... >.>) tried to steal Sora's woman (XD) Just pretenededed to be in Org 13 didn't look so hot in KH has one Keyblade gave up his Org 13 cloak (WHAT?! That is a sin in my world... >.>) Is further from my age. (XD) Roxas: Ran away from Org 13 beat up AXEL DX (Okay... Since he did it in self defense, I guess I can let that one slide... >.>) Is a Nobody, and, therefore, can't TECHNICALLY love, no matter how many fangurls chase him (*coughrufus>3cough*
I know... I mean, I was tempted... (No... Axel.. In... Original... @-@ I almost died. DX) But I absolutely REFUSED to to play the second one until I played the first. Cuz... I knew if I did, then I'd probally never play it.. At all... >.>' But it WAS pretty good! =D That little snake-guy-thingy in Agrabah made me wanna smash it into pieces at times... Along with Sephiroth... >.> BUT I liked it. =3
I thought Zexion was 16-ish... O.o'
.... I'm sorry, Darkness, but it looks like I already have... ;_; *gets hit with a brick* Ow... >.> Anyways... XD Go nuts. =3
=DDD YAAAAY! I'M POPPULAR!!!! XDDDDDDD Anime Grillz: >3 *evil giggle that reveals nothing* You guys won't know what hit ya... >3
.... Woooooow... XD Talk about a midget!!!! XDDDDDDDD *Roxas chucks keyblade at head* *ducks* I SURENDEEEEEER!!!! DX
