Axel is number VIII out of Organization XIII... Duh... >.>' *is hit with a brick again for stupidity* DURN IT!!! DX Stop ya stupid monkey! DX *evil monkey points at her*
Xigbar was on one of the shelves, spying on Zexion. He'd already bought everything he wanted by now, and was waiting for the opportune moment when Zexion brought out his "Death Note" book. But, of course, he wouldn't bring it out unless he was being attacked. He grinned. Exactly why I brought the knives... He pulled one out from between his teeth, took aim, and hurled it at Zexion. It landed right between his thumb and his index finger. Then he portalled off to another post that he could watch Zexion at.
Xigbar(Axel) popped up suddenly, grinning. "Ha... Sucks... IIIIII get it! Heee...." He didn't seem to notice that Xemnas had plucked out one of his hairs. He jumped up to his feet, then barged into the lab where Vexen(Marluxia), Xemnas(Demyx), and Saix(Zexion) were. "C'mon, guys! *hic!* Let's go to da beach...!" he shouted, draping one of his arms around Vexen(Marluxia's) shoulders. He smiled innocently. In a word... he looked completely... ******ed.
Axel blinked, then scampered off. He knew that Saix being nice to him was a rare thing, and that he should take advantage of it while he could. He arrived at the place where Demyx was laying before. "Demyx! DEMYX! You okay, buddy?! Good news! I just found out what... Demyx...?" He was gone. Axel blinked, confused. Then he looked down, thinking hard about the disappearance of his friend. "Huh... I coulda sworn this was the place where he--" He gave a sharp gasp, and was still for a moment. Then, with a slight groan, he collasped on the ground, revealing a grinning Demyx behind him. Demyx un-summoned his sitar which, he'd used to whack Axel on the back of the head with, and stared down at the uncontious redhead beneath him. "Abandon me for some petty, cheap-*** blackmail, huh...?" Demyx growled in a voice that wasn't his own. There was an insane twinkle in his eye. He chuckled maliciously, bent down, and grabbed Axel's ankle. "I'll show ya..." With that, Demyx portalled off somewhere.
Xigbar was walking down the evil maniac\torture department of Wal-Mart, whistling a little tune as he examined everything on the wall closely. He stopped in front of one display, and stroked his chin, looking thoughtfully at it. "Hmmmm...." He pulled down a jug of something. "Five gallons of gasoline... Fifteen munny..." He pulled down some more things. "Throwing knives... 55 munny..." He blinked, set down the knives and gasoline, and picked up something else, a dark shadow on his face. "Delux flamethrower... 120 munny." He put them all in a shopping cart, and started walking off. "Figuring out a way to torch Zexion's beloved book..." he grinned. "...Priceless."
((Once again... WELL SAID! XDDD))
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I know... I mean, at first I was all, ".... Okay.... *refresh refresh refresh*" but now it's really starting to tick me off... >.>' ..... We're moving...? O.O
((....... Well said. XDDD Here's the comic, Anime Grillz. =3 Go Drunkenness! XDDD)) "Nyuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhh......" Xigbar(Axel) moaned, holding his stomach some more. His cheeks began to bulge. He pressed his hand to his mouth, but his body would NOT be denied. He whimpered a little, held it in for as long as he possibly could... And then Xigbar let out the biggest, longest, loudest, strongest burp ever dreamed of. Ever. He burped for a solid 15 seconds, then fell on the floor, panting with his eyes closed. "DUDE!" he giggled in a high pitched voice. "That was the SHIZ-NIT, man!!! A one outta ten... I'd-I'd-I'd haveta... Have ta give that a perfect.. twelve..." he trailed off, as he started to doze off.
"Thank... You...." Xigbar hissed. He said it to Larxene, but he was glaring directly at Zexion as he said it. This means war, Emo Boy... he thought, snarling. Turning around so that no one could see his face, he pulled the eyepatch over his eye again, and stalked off.
Xigbar(Axel) tilted his head. "Dude... Roxy, is that you...? You're in Lexinamo's body now...? Wow, that sucks..." He snorted. "Haha.. I said 'sucks'..." He giggled a little. Then a little more. That's when something very peculiar(SP?) happened. He stopped abruptly, his eyes wide. He blinked, and grabbed his stomach, giving a silent groan. And he started to shake slightly. ((Uh-oh... >.>))
ZOMG!!! XD I love Mexicans!!! =D *smooches* Thar. =3
((Xigbar does, too. XD That's the voice that kept on making him hit on Larxene. XDDD)) Xigbar(axel) was silent a moment. "... I have no idea what you're talking about. *hic!*" Suddenly, he grabbed Roxas(Lexaeus)'s arm again, and grinned, making huge Bambie eyes at him. "DUDE! Oh my god! Lexxy! Listen! Dude, listen...! Are you listening?" Without waiting for an answer, he barrelled on, "I just so totally figured out -- LISTEN, LEXXY! -- how to do something, like, WAAAAY neato just now! Wanna see!?" He giggled. "It's gonna be, like, so totally AWSOME, and stuff...! And... Stuff! Hee... I said 'stuff'..." ((If only you guys knew how much fun this is for me... XD))
Deep... Dark... Still... Suffocating... Silence. Xigbar turned his head to stare at Zexion. Beneathe the shadow of his arm, you could see an insane twinkle in his good eye. He grinned. "I'm sorry - You did WHAT...?" he asked in a dangerously low voice. The grin got wider, and his eye began twitching.
((DX GIANT SPIDEEEERZZZZ!!! NUUUUUU!!!!!! .............. I was about to make Axel do something... But I fer-got... ._. How sad is that?! XDDD))
Xigbar(Axel) caught sight of Roxas(Lexaeus), and suddenly, Saxi(Zexion) disappeared off the face of the earth. He immadiantly reaesed his captive, and dashed up to him. "Heeeeey... Lex.. Lexa... Lexanaminaminas..." He poked Roxas. "Lex-man..." He giggled inside of his hand. "I just said that... I can't pronounce yer name... Heh.. I am SOOO callin' you Lexxy from now on...! L-E-X... uh... Y. Got it tenderized...?" He giggled some more. "Tenderized..." he giggled some more.
Xigbar(Axel) spotted Saix(Zexion) walking up to him, and gave him a lopside grin. "'Eeeeeeey....! Zexxy! Mah man! How... H-How you... *hic!* dur-in'?!" He kept on blinking heavily, and giggling for no reason at all. "OH! Guess what time it is!!!!! GUESS, FOO'!!!!!!" He dashed over to Saix before he had time to answer, and looped his arm around the other member's arm. "THAT'S RIGHT!!!! DANCE TIME!!!!!!" He grinned and started shouting in a Jamacan voice, "All Oganization Members All Over The World! Original King Xigbar Pon Ya Case Man!" He started trying to dance in timing to the beat, but his drunkenness made him stumble all over himself. He didn't care. He continued singing, joyfully, "Woman Ya Cute And You Don’t Need No Make-Up... Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up! Woman Ya Cute And You Don’t Need No Make-Up... Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up!" He took another long drink of the vodka, and becagn waving the bottle around, making it slush everywhere. He didn't care though. He continued, "*hic!* Physically Fit! Physically Fit! Physically, Physically, Physically Fit! *hic!* Physically Fit! Physically Fit! Physically, Physically, Physically, Physically Fit!" Xigbar jumped around, stumbling all over the place. Suddenly, he started shaking his butt to the chorus. "I LIKE TA MOVE IT, MOVE IT! HE LIKES TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT! SHE LIKES TA MOVE IT, MOVE IT! WE LIKE TA... MOVE IT!!!!" ((An idea what this looks like... XDDDDD MOVE IT!!!!))
"PATTY THE... THE...!" He shook his head, still pressing his arm to his face. "Ah, fuhgeddaboudit... Guys, I need your help...! Ya see... Um..." Oh crap... How the heck do I explain THIS?! "Okay... Remember... Um... After Luxord made the little aisles go all domino-ish, I ran away right? So after a few minutes of wandering through the hallways, I was like, 'Man, I really gotta go to the bathroom now...' So I do, right? And when I come out, this KID! I'm tellin' you, he just popped up outta nowhere! Anyways, he jumps up, and is all, 'LEMME SEEEE!!!' and snatches my eyepatch right off my face!!!" As he talked, his words got faster and faster until, by now, they were blending together and hardly making any sense at all. "And, and, and THEN! I was all, 'Hey, give that back little dude!' but he was FAST! IswearthatkidmustabeenhalfcockroachorsomethingcuzIlookupand,FWOOM!he's gone!But-but-butIneedmyeyepatchyouguysgottahelpmefinditor..." Everything from here on out was nothing but a runny mass of words squished together, completely unrecognizable.
((Oy... What is the winking smiley doing up there? XD)) Xigbar(Axel) had gone into drunken musical jukebox mode by now, so at this time, he was singing another song. As fate would have it, that one had lots of high notes, too. "And woooouuuldn't it be nice to live together! In the kind of world where we be-loooo-ooo-ooong!!! Ya know its gonna make it THAT much bet-ter! When we can say goodnight and STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY...... to-ge-ther!!!!!!! Woooooouuuuuuldn't it be nice if..."
((Hey guys...! XD; Great news...! I AM alive...! :D *dodges bricks and knives thrown at her head*)) Xigbar's scream could be heard all throughout the store. You could hear a lot of rapid footsteps, and BAM! there he was, running faster than the speed of light at the rest of the Orginization. His arm was held against his face as he ran, almost making him look like he was crying. "AGH!!!!" he cried. "YOU GUYS GOTTA HELP ME!!!! HELP ME!!!!" He was almost hysterical. What in the world was up with that Freeshooter?
