21...? OH! So you're saying you're legal now, and the first thing that you're gonna do is mob the local bar and drink until you pass out or something close?! =D *hit with a brick*
((What the... Is it just me, or did, like, 10 of our posts just suddenly disappear?! O.o'))
Axel’s nose twitched. Cold… He felt cold… How… Weird. He felt cold… And… And wet. Wet. WET?! Axel’s eyes snapped open. Immediately, a wave of pain washed over his head – he felt like King Kong was throwing a wild house party inside his brain. His eyes snapped back shut as he groaned. Faintly, he could hear music being played. “Hello… Axel…†a voice hissed. Axel slowly opened his eyes again, blinking rapidly. Is that… Demyx’s voice…? he wondered. He opened his eyes once more... and squealed in fright. Beneath him, was a huge gurgling river. It seemed like it was full of rocks – the white water frothed up often, showering him with a misty breeze every now and then. Axel was dangling upside down by a skimpy rope attached to his ankles. He tried shielding his face from the relentless mist, but he couldn’t move his hands. With a shock, he realized that his arms were tied behind his back, too. They were soaking wet with water, so he couldn’t burn them to get himself free… Even if he could – who’d want to plunge headfirst into those rapids below him? “D-Demyx?!†Axel whimpered, looking around for the Waterboy. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw him, calmly playing his sitar, both of his eyes closed in concentration. He was on a rise of land that stretched up on both sides of Axel. Relief flowed through him. “AH! Demyx! Get me down from here! You know how water makes me.†Demyx was silent a while, then smirked. “‘Demyx, do this!’ ‘Demyx do that!’†he said in a mocking voice. “‘Demyx’, ‘Demyx’, ‘Demyx!’ That’s all you see me as, isn’t it? Just your stupid lackey who follows you around doing whatever you say! ISN’T IT?!†Axel blinked. “Well… Uh… Yeah.†he replied, honestly. Wrong answer. Without hesitating, Demyx raised his sitar, and shot Axel in the face with a powerful jet-stream of water. Axel screamed. “AAAAAGHHHHH!!! Demyx, what are ya—†“SHUT UP!†Demyx snapped. Axel gasped and stared at him, wide-eyed. “I’m sick of being mistreated and playing second to a guy who wears eye-liner!†“Hey, I don’t—†Demyx shot Axel with another stream of water. “I don’t care! From here on out, you do what I say.†He glared at Axel for a few moments, then started playing his sitar again. Axel gulped, swinging back and forth, and dripping wet with the dreaded water. He stared up at river below him. Was it him…? Or was it rising…? “W-What are you doing, Demyx…?†he asked, weakly. Demyx was silent a while, then answered in a low voice. “Heh… Just 5 minutes ago, this was nothing but an empty riverbed…†He looked up at Axel, smiling coldly. “Amazing what one can do when driven by hate and spite…†He chucked maliciously. “If I work faster, I might be able to fill up the rest of it in just two…†Axel gulped, then said weakly. “Um… Uh… D-Demyx… As your superior, I order you to—†“HAH! Superior?! And what right have you to call yourself THAT?! You’re barely a rank higher than me! You can’t tell me what to do anymore, Pyro.†“Th-Then I’m asking you as a friend…†Axel whimpered. He began thrashing about madly. “PLEASE, Demyx, get me down from here!†He looked like a worm on speed. “No. You said it yourself. You don’t see me as a friend. You see me as a lackey,†Demyx replied, coldly. “I’M SORRY!†Axel squealed. “Please…†he scoffed. “You’re just saying that to save your own skin. Either say it and mean it, or don’t say it at all.†Axel gulped and looked up again. The water had calmed down by now and was flowing smoother, but still at a very fast speed. Little swirls of white drifted by every now and again on the clear, blue surface. He couldn’t be anymore than a couple of yards away from the surface now... Suddenly, a shocking realization hit Axel. “AGH! D-Demyx! What’ll happen when the water covers my head?!†“Heh… Hehhehhehhehheh…†Demyx shot Axel a malicious grin. “…We’ll see. Axel’s eyes snapped wide open. “WE’LL SEE?!†he shrieked. He started thrashing around some more. “Oh, HELL nah!!!!! DEMYX, YOU’D BETTER GET ME DOWN FROM HERE THIS SECOND OR ELSE I’LL…!†Demyx sighed, still grinning at the screaming Axel, who was obviously loosing his cool. Music to my ears… He started playing his sitar once again; this time, faster than he’d ever done before.
Random, you say...? >3 I win. ^-^
The same weight. Ton. I get it. Ha.
((I hate to tell ya this, but... Anime Grillz... You phail at summaries. XD))
In case you didn't know, I'm loaded on Nyquil to help with my hay fever (I TOLD my mom it doesn work for that! >.< But I had to take it anyway... >.>') and this is a desperate attempt at keeping myself awake. XD I thought you guys would enjoy this. "1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a while ago, it's still mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine. 7. If if looks like mine, it is mine. 8. If I see it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If it's broken, it's yours." ................ I agree. XD
I'd help but my brain is going... About... 2 miles per year right now, so I'm no longer of any help.
Xigbar screamed. "OWOWOW!!!!! No... Wait! Zexion, I need that to-- AGH!!!! Crap! I think that was a vital-- NO, NO, STOOOOOOP!!!! Ack! My other eye!" He attempted to draw his guns out so that he could at least defend himself against Zexion's onslaught.
"Hah...." Xigbar(Axel) laughed. "Who turned out all the lights...? Hmmmm.... I feel like I'm in high-school again..." Because he had absolutely nothing else to do, he started singing... Again. "Swing looooow.... Sweet chariot.... Comin' round ta carry me hooooome! Swing loooooooow... Sweet chariot... Comin' round ta carry me hooooome...." ((Heh heh heh... >3))
Which came first - the chicken or the egg? How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? If a man says something in a forest, and there's no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? (XD)
While Zexion was chasing down Demyx, Xigbar saw his moment, and jumped down from the shelf, and snatched it away from him. "See ya, looser!" he shouted, grinning. Quickly, he opened the bottle of gasoline, poured it over the book, pulled out the flamethrower, and..... "CRAP!" Xigbar shouted. "I forgot to see how it works!" It was completely useless if he didn't know how to use it. Without wasting time, he started digging around in his pockets for a book of matches.
Xigbar(Axel) giggled at Roxas(Lex)'s face. "Hey, dun blame me, man...! You're face was already messed up before I did that!" He giggled some more, then was forcefully dragged down by Saix(Zexion). Hehiccuped, then said, cluelessly, "Uh... so that means that you DON'T wanna go to the beach with me after all...?" he asked. What was up with him and beaches all of a sudden?! ((Dunno. XD))
Xigbar(Axel) watched the bottle of kerosene tumble down. Beaming, he shouted, "AWSOME! It's a party! And what kinda party is complete without.... LIGHT SHOWS!!!!" He laughed, hiccuped, then said to himself, "Okay... Now how do I do it, agauin...?" He thrust out his hand, and shouted, "FIRE!" Nothing happened. He blinked, then said, shaking his hand, "Go, fire, go!" Still nothing. "GO, fire! Fire, away! Go go gadget, FIRE!" Strangely enough, that was the one that worked. A huge flame errupted from his hand. Xigbar(Axel) beamed, proud of himself. "And Xigbar said... LET THERE BE FIRE!!!!!" A small spark of his flame caught on the spill of kerosene, and... well... ESSPLODY! "COOLIO!!!!"
((HEY! My last post on here was post number 130000! =D Go me! XDDD)) Xigbar(Axel) looked at Roxas(Lex). "Hello, Lexxy!" he said, grinning. "Make me a sammitch!" He tilted his head to the side. "Or... If we don't have any Jell-o, can I have tacos, instead?" He looked up. "Speking of tacos, I never noticed before how high the ceiling is..." It was pretty much unknown how he went from tacos to the ceiling. Or how he connected the two...
Xigbar(Axel) blinked, then grinned again. "Okay! Forget about the beach thing!" He he looked at Vexen(Marluxia) with wide eyes. "Let's go to the beach instead! Pleeeeease, Marly! I wanna goooo..." It wasn't known for sure whether he knew he'd already asked to go to the beach or not before...
I REMEMBER THOSE!!!! =D ZOMG... Goooood tiiiimes.... XDDDD
What they said... Uh... It's nice... You might wanna do a tiny grammar check on word so that it's a little cleaer, but other than that... Gawd, I'm so tired... -_-;
Xigbar(Axel) blinked, and looked back at Saix(Zexion). "Uh... No?" he answered.
Yes she did... I just checked... She looks okay to me. =3 Of course... NO ONE can withstand the awsome shmexyness of M-- *is struck down with lightning* X.X *coughs out smoke*
