Yes... Random is the word... XD; "GRAMPA??!!!" "SAIIX??!!!" "GRANDFATHER???!" "GRANDFATHER??!!" "Hi grampa!" "HE'S ON SEA SALT ICECREAM!!!" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
His wife WAS the squid! The MAN is a squid! >=D He was at an undersea resturant, and he ordered squid! So then, after he noticed it was his wife he'd eaten, he shot himself in the head!!!! And the undersea resturant was OBVIOUSLY on some random boat!!!! >=D IT ALL MAKES SINCE NOW!!!! >D *insert maniacal laughter here*
OOOOHHHH!!! I get it! =D He was one of those "save the octopuses" people! =D *shot again*
ALL riddles are hard to me... >.< But once I read them, I can't stop thinking about them until I know the answer... >.>; SO! I guess that... His breath stunk and his gun was actually one of those things you spray in your mouth to make your breath smell nice again? =D *shot*
There's really too manythings... I can't go through them all... >.>;
Uh... This is gonna look really outta place, but, uh... Major Payne. =3 Or maybe Juwanna Mann.... Tough choice... >.>;
LIGHT!!!! >=D No, no... Uh... THE SUN!!!!! No, wait, uh... >.>; Uh-hum... Uh... Darkness...? O.o; The moon? Peanut butter???? *is just making wild stabs now XD*
Can I submit one I've already shown in the Creativity Corner...? Or does it have to be brand-spankin-new? =3 I need to know now so I'll be able to whip something up in time... >.>;
XD; Thanks! ^-^; I have other... Much-less weird stories out there that are just as funny - if not funnier. Go check 'em out sometime! =3 *continues drafting up titles* Gawd, I suck at this... >.>; *chews pencil*
Ooh... This'll be interesting, I'm sure... >3
I DID!!! XDDDDDD *waves hand around like some kinda 'tard XD*
Yeah... Kinda wondering why Herc didn't come up and kick their butts for spearing the judges, though... XD;
I'LL second that! XDDDDD
^-^ Thanks. XD; It'll probally be about 2 days a'fore ya see another story from me, though... XD;
Maybe I'm just slow... Ya know... In both senses of the word... XD; Or maybe I just get distracted too much... >.>; *slaps forehead*
I didn't think it was funny, but I loved it, nonetheless. XD I mean... It's... Well.... True. @-@ Gah, I was about to say something deep, but my brain went essplody just now. XD; *smacked with a brick* X.x Well, I just wanted to let ya know, I loved it! XD; Keep writing! =3
How you guys work so freakin' fast at writing your stories is completely beyond me... XD;
*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! KEEEEEEEEEP OOOOOOOONNNNNN-NUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around the room in excitement*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP* I love it! Keep goin'! XD *waves a flag around randomly* WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDD I thought it was the Black Knight, but whatever. XD At least he finally admitted it to himself. *cracks up again*
