Good call! =3 I was kinda getting annoyed, too.
"It BURNZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!" Xigbar cried, clamping his hands over his ears and running around in circles, screaming. Obviously, he didn't exactly like Valarie's uniquie take on singing. (( Rexyggor, that's a good idea! =D *is all for it, though she kinda likes the idea of Xiggy bing in Axel's body... TT^TT* ))
(( Yeah, sorry... I didn't know you were in this RP! O.o; We haven't done much, though, so it's not like you're really behind or nuthin'... )) Xigbar glanced around, cautiously. "Ugh... Can't see..." Even his sharp eye couldn't see through the dust that went flying everywhere. Suddenly, something big, hard and cold slammed into his chest, and pinned him to the ground. It was lights out for Xigbar. He gasped as the wind was knocked out of him, and passed out on the ground.
Xigbar blinked. "What are ya talkin' about?! I don't smoke!" Silence. He quickly whipped around, sniffed his shirt to make sure it wasn't TOO obvious, nodded, and turned back around. "Anyways... Yeah, I'm employed." he sighed. "Though I kinda wish I wasn't now... I'm a teacher now." He pointed to his mouth and gagged.
"WHAT?! No - i-if you just...! But-But Xemnas! They didn't know that...! I...!" He looked back to Reno, who was giving little dog whistles, and patting his legs to mock Elena. He looked back at Xemnas, completely flabbergasted. "But... But...!" he whimpered.
Reno snorted at the noises Elena was making as she chomped down on Saix like a chew-toy. "Coulda fooled me, Missus Barky-Von-Snouzers..." he giggled. Meanwhile, Axel looked up at Xemnas. "Uh... Um... They... They just, uh... We shouldn't... Ya know..." An awkward silence. "Can't we all just get along...?" he asked, weakly. He gave a sheepish smiled. (( Missus Barky-Von-Snouzers... XDDDDDD I love that commercial... XD ))
Xigbar staggered back, holding his nose. Blood gushed out between his fingers. "Ow... Ow... Ow..." Xigbar whimpered. He glared at Ed. "You are SO gonna pay for that, twerp...." He rushed forward, shooting at Ed rapidly with both of his guns.
Axel stared, his mouth gaping open. "Oh, no!" Reno cried. He ran over to Elena. "ELENA! Down, girl! DOWN!" he shouted, waving his arms around. Axel blinked, and looked over at Roxas. "I see what cha mean now, buddy..." he whispered. "Hold on - I think that I brought 2 elixers that you and Reno could share..." He blinked at what he'd just said. He had assumed that now, the fighting was all over, but what if it turned out differently? That Elena girl sure didn't look like she was gonna go peacefully. If they started fighting again, Axel would have to make a very tough choice... Betray the Organization, or kill his very own brother...? (( DRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD ))
Xigbar snorted. "Psh! As if! And I got the job done, didn't I?" he asked, pointing to Ed's motionless body. He teleported over to the boy, and pointed one of his guns to his head. "Now... To just finish the job..." he said, smirking. He started to pull the trigger...
"Yeah! What he said!" Axel cried, pouting. Reno shrugged. "Whatever... I just wanted to put that out there..." He looked around. "Wait a sec... Where the fudge is Elena?!"
Xigbar quickly teleported out of the way. He rested one of his guns on his shoulder, a sly smirk on his face. "Maybe you're new to this whole thing, but, uh... I can teleport anytime I want. You can't touch me." After he said that, he had the wierest urge to start dancing, but he decided that this wouldn't be the greastest time to start. He looked over at Roxas. "HEY, LITTLE DUDE!" he shouted, waving.
Reno stuck out his tongue. "How ever did you guess?" he asked, grinning. Axel looked back at him, grinning. "Heh... It's been a while, Reno." Reno smiled, too. "Sure has, bud..." They just stood there, grinning like two idiots, when, suddenly... FWACK! "OW!" Axel rubbed his head, "What'd ya hit me for?!" Reno glared at him, his electric rod still in the air. "THAT was for running away from home. And THIS..." FWACK! "OW!" "... Is for becoming a Nobody, and THIS..." FWACK! "OW!" "... is for changing your name, and THIS..." FWACK! "OW!" "... Is for joining the Organization, and THIS..." FWACK, FWACK, FWACK! "OW!" "... Well, I ain't exactly sure what that was for." reno finished. "But, whatever it was, you deserved it."
Xigbar blinked, then quickly teleported somewhere else. He unleashed another Blue-Shot, then teleported somwhere else, and did it again.... And... Again... And again... Pretty soon, there were 20 Blue-Shots bouncing all over the room. Xigbar teleported to the ceiling, smirking. "Heh... Good luck trying to deflect them ALL." he sneered.
(( *sigh* No harm done, I suppose... )) Xigbar gasped, and quickly teleported to another end of the room. He stared at the spiked pillar as it speared the place he had been just moments before. "What the...?!" He glared at Edward. "Alright! It looks like I have to take care of you FIRST, ya dirty little sneak!" he growled. He concentrated a few seconds, then shot one of his big, blue bullets at Edward.
Reno blinked. "Uh... Sorry bout that... I didn't know you were Alex--" "Axel now," Axel corrected. Reno rolled his eyes. "Axel's friend.... I thought there was somethin' different about you, though..." He sighed. "And, as for your arm... Uh..." He looked around. "Where's that 'shoop da whoop' guy? He looked like he could heal a whole buncha crap..." "Shoop da whoop..." Axel murmured. "You mean Xemnas?" Reno gave him his patented "WTF, mate?!" look. "... What?!" Silence. "Oh... Heh, heh.... Nevermind, you won't get it..." Axel said after a moment.
(( What'd I miss? ._.; ........ FinalFormRoxas16, please don't control mah character... >.>; I hate it when people do that... Just give me some time and I'll reply, okay? >.< Jeez... )) Xigbar grinned, maliciously. Looks like the kid's black magic don't work on Organization weapons... he thought. "Got cha now!" he screamed, whacking Ed with one of his guns. After that, he quickly teleported to the other end of the room, and shot a barrage of bullets at his brother. "Don't think I've forgotten about YOU!" he yelled. (( I think this be the first time I actually played Xigbar as EVIL. XD; ))
Reno smacked his head. "I TOLD you I'm no Heartless!" he screamed at Saix. "And I still have no idea who this 'Axel' person you're talking about is..." Axel gulped. "Uh... heh, heh... Funny story, really..." Reno blinked. "What? You know this guy, Alex?" "Well, ya see, that's the thing..." he said slowly. "I sorta... Kinda... AM Axel." Reno blinked. you could practically SEE the smoke fizzing out of his head. "But... Why'd ya--" "It's my new name. For The Organization..." For the first time, Reno noticed the Organization clothes that Axel was wearing. He gasped. "Heeeey...! When'd you become one of those Organization people?!" he demanded. Axel blinked. "Uh... Well, uh... Um...." He frowned, and crossed his arms. "When'd YOU become a Turk?!" "I asked you first!" "I asked you second. So there." "ARGH! You're such a doofus, ya know that?!" "No, YOU'RE a doofus!" "NO, YOU'RE A DOOFUS!!!" "NO, YOU'RE A DOOFUS!!!!!" Yep. They were brothers, alright. "Axel, why don't we turn your brother into a Nobody? Then he could join the Organization." Axel smiled. "Heeey! There's an idea! What about it, Reno?" Reno gave Axel his patented "Are you crazy?!" look. "ARE YOU CRAZY?!" he screamed. "There's no way I'm gonna desert the Turks, man." Axel blinked. "Well, why don't you just ask 'em if they wanna be Nobodies, too..? Then we could be the organization... Uh..." ho counted on his fingers, quickly. "SEVENTEEN instead of just 13!" Reno shook his head. "No way... There's no way Tseng would want to become a Nobody." "You sure?" "Positive." "Hmmmm..." Axel rubbed his chin. "HOW positive?" "99.9-that-goes-on-forever percent positive." "Wow... That's pretty positive." "Yep." "..... Ask him anyways." "Why don't you ask him?" "Why don't you ask him?" "Why don't you..." There they went again...
Xigbar smiled. "Hope you kiddies are ready!" he shouted, summoning both of his guns. He smashed them together so that they could transform into a sniper, and took steady aim... "Ths is too easy..." he murmured, grinning.
They both glanced at Roxas for a second, then back to each other, sputtering words not know to man. and then, yet another: "WHAT?!?!?!?!" Axel wiped Reno's face, his eye twitching like crazy. "RENO?!" Reno grabbed Axel's shoulders, and started rattling him like some broken toy. "ALEX?!" "Y-Y-Yes-s-s! I-I-I-It's me-e-e-e...! N-Now s-stop sh-shakin' my f-fookin' head-d!" Axel cried. Reno blinked, then laughed a little. "Oops, sorry about that, Alex..." he murmured, smiling sheepishly. Axel grinned back, then looked back at Xemnas, shocked. "WHAT?! No! Stop!" He threw out his hands protectively. "NO ONE is gonna hurt my brother!" he growled. ((Yep... That's how it is in Leah's Land. XD; No put downs for the lame explanation, please. ._.; ))
(( I WANNA BE XIGBAR!!!!!! *waves hand around like a 'tard* >DDDDDDDDDD *knows she shouldn't be joining another RP, but whatev XD* ))
