Xigbar appeared behind Saix. "Ooh! Can I have some?!" he asked, pointing to the icecream.
Reno and Axel stared, eyes as wide as grapefruits. Even the Heartless standing around seemed to be staring at the two. Silence for several awkward seconds. Reno opened his mouth. "No..." "Way..." Axel finished for him. They looked at each other, then imediantly started cracking up. "LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A ROUGH NIGHT, EH, ELENA?!" Reno howled. Axel gave a loud wolf-whistle. They doubled over, absolutely ROARING with laughter. "AH, YEAH! Saix is QUITE the ladies' man!!! Got it memorized?!" Axel whooped. "BOW, CHICKA, BOW WOW!!!!!" Reno pounded the ground, laughing even harder as Axel rolled around on the floor. Needless to say... Saix and Elena were DEFINATELY going to hear about this for a LONG time. A long... long time. A VEEEEERY long, long time.
(( XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Looks like Saix is gonna have a rough night tonight! XDDDDDDDDD *hinthint,winkwink,nudgenudge* .............................................. I SHOULD SO TOTALLY MAKE RENO SAY THAT!!!! >D *ebil cackle* ))
That's so freakin' awsome, man! =D I actally liked the Axel one the best, but I'm a rabid fangurl, so yeah. Whatever. XD; YOU SO, TOTALLY ROCK, DOODE! XDDDD
Axel narrowed his eyes at what Saix had said. Heart or no heart, as soon as I get the feeling Reno's not gonna make it, I'm jumpin' in and kickin' some Heartless butt. Reno started slashing and chopping as fast as he could.
Xigbar stared at the money until he was just about ready to pass out. Suddenly, he screamed in complete and utter joy, and hugged Saix. Yes. Hugged saix. "THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!!!!" he screamed. "YOU'RE MY SAVIOR!!!! MY MOON, MY STARS, MY SUN, MY KING OF HEAVEN!!!!" He took off, screaming his head in pure joy! "FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LASt!!! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY I'M FREE AT LAST!!!!!"
"WHAT?!" they both shouted. Reno glanced around as he was completely surrounded again. "Wait, Saix!!!" Axel yelled. Reno quickly chugged down half of the elixer Axel had given him before, and drew his weapon. "It's okay, Axel... I'm a big boy now. I can take care of myself." Axel blinked, then nodded, slowly.
(( I'M an 8th grader!!! XDDDDD )) "You've got that right..." Xigbar growled, crossing his arms. "I'm suprised they haven't hog tied me and used me as their own personal piñata or somethin'... Ruthless, savage creatures..." He sighed, shaking his head. "But I dunno what else I'm SUPPOSED to do! I'm broke, man! Like... 29 dollars left in the bank broke!" He grabbed Saix's shoulders, and started shaking him. "You've GOTTA help me, Saix! You've GOTTA!!!" he whined. That's what happeneds when you ask someone who's almost insane already to tell you about his job... The very thing that is MAKING him insane...
Axel nodded, slowly. "We sure are..." Reno gave a smirk. "Though I'm the more attractive of the two..." he bragged. Axel stared at him for a few seconds, then smacked his forehead. "Way to ruin the mood, doofus." "No, YOU'RE the doofus." "NO, YOU'RE THE DOOFUS!" "NO, YOU'RE THE DOOFUS!!!" Yep... They were brothers alright.
"Hehheh... Nope. I'm not. Cuz... Ya know...? Uh... Yeah. No." That made about as much since as a gorrila and an elephant playing poker on top of the Twin Towers... On September 12th. "Aaaaaaanywaaaays..." Xigbar drawled. "Whatchu been up to, moon man? What are ya - an artist or something? A cashier? A kickboxer?!" He had absolutely no idea where that last one came from...
Reno stared at Axel a little more. Axel shook his head. "No... I mean... Uh..." He paused for a second, trying to come up with an explanation. Finally, he sighed. He called his chackram back again, and brought it up to his face. "Let me..." Reno stiffened, visably. (( Oh no... Just what we need - more trouble. XD; ))
(( XDDDD That's funny. =3 Once I almost called my favorite teacher "Mom"... >.>; )) Reno gasped and looked over at Saix, who had apparently appeared out of nowhere. He stared at the claymore, whipping down. Oh no! I can't block it fast enough! I can't--! "NOOOO! STOP!!!" A chackram flew out of nowhere, and knocked the claymore away. Reno blinked and looked over at Axel, who was standing there, panting. "Don't..."
(( Alright, we've pretty much got the whole Reno is Axel's brother thing established, and they had this whole "hah! Good ta see ya, man! ^-^" moment, when Elena goes crazy and starts biting Saix a lot, so Reno goes over, and is all, "HEY! No biting!" That's when Axel remembered - they were supposed to be fighting each other! So, after Reno was done getting mauled by Elena, Xemnas ordered Axel to finish them both off. He didn't want to do that, though, so he gave Reno an elixer and told him to haul butt. So they ran off, and now Xemnas and Axel had to go after them... And now Reno and Elena are cornered, so they're having yet another showdown. Boom. XD ))
Reno gasped, and jumped back a little. He started to run in the other direction, but Axel matirialized out of nowhere, cornering them. His eyes were aimed at th ground. Reno narrowed his eyes a little, then drew his electrical rod. "Hope you're ready for one more throw-down, Elena..." he murmured.
((Byezers! ^-^ )) Axels feet felt like they were made out of bricks and his mouth as if it was made out of cotton. He gulped a little, then muttered, "Yes sir...." and slowly followed after him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reno panted as he rushed through the town, dragging Elena behind him. His head was swarming with thoughts. Axel was Alex. And Alex was his brother. Which ment his brother was now a Nobody AND in the Organization! And the Organization had oders to KILL HIM! And he had orders to kill them, too... He pulled Elena around a corner, and peeked around it. "Did we lose them...?" he asked, panting.
Axel glared at her. He summoned his chackrams once more, lit them on fire, and growled, "Don't make me angry..." Fire blasted up around him. Reno finally realized that Elena wasn't right behind him, rolled his eyes, and dashed back. Before Axel could make her into mince-meat, he grabbed her arm, and pulled her away from the scene. "Try to keep up!" he growled to her.
NUUUUUUUU!!!! DX *ded* X.x;
Uh... Thanks. ^-^; Personally, I don't this is the funniest, though... But, whatever. XD; Thanks for the complement. =3
Xigbar summoned his chackrams faster than you could blink, and chucked them both at Valerie. "TAKE THIS, YOU EVIL SPAWN OF SATAN!!!!!!" (( Ace Ventura. XDDD; ))
"Okay, okay, you're not a dog...! Damn..." Reno rolled over, and started trying to blow the blood out of his nose. Axel watched him, biting his lip. Reno looked up. "Hey, man! How about helping your bro out some, Axe-Man!" Axel glanced back at Xemnas, nervously, and started towards Reno. He glanced back a little, and snuck an elixer into Reno's pocket. "Look..." he said said in a low voice. "Take this, and your girlfriend, and get out of here as fast as you can. I can't be able to help you all the time..." Reno blinked, looking down at the elixer. "Huh...? But, why are you--" Axel didn't wait for an answer. He jumped to his feet, summoned his chackrams, and sent another huge blast of fire towards Reno's head. "BURN!" he screamed. Reno gasped and jumped back. "Wha'...?! Axel-" Axel flung one of his chackrams at Reno, growling. He caught the hurt look in his brother's eyes, and mouthed, silently, "I'm sorry..." and flung the other one at him. Reno ducked, and scrambled off, panting. Axel watched him go, then sighed, and slumped his shoulders. He may not have had a heart, but gloom swarmed around him until it seemed like he was gonna drown it it soon.
