I know! TT^TT When I saw that, I was all, "God dayem, this would make a hawt story! XD" but I can't fit it in anywhere! =C So, it remains just some funny comic I read... And, yeah. Poor Luxord... Though it would seem he's pretty much used to this sorta thing happening in his dreams... XD; See how he just up and moved on? XD; ............................... I couldn't help myself with the "Xigbar-Is-In-A-Robe!" senses... XDDDDDDDDD Anyways, thanks for the support, Anime Grillz! =3
..... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Xaldin, you lovable dope...! <3 *is never gonna try that because she's already weird enough as it is*
YAY! XDDDD Thank you very much! XD GOOOO REACTION COMMANDS! XD
PAGE PWN!!!! So, who was that, exactly? Luxord or Xaldin? Luxord has more of a British accent, if ya ask me, but Xaldin seems stronger, and, yeah. XD; Don't worry about Nex having a weapon. XD; It seemed cool to me. And don't worry about how long it took to update, either. It's taken me over 2 months to update GaNACO (with STILL isn't done... ._.; ) - almost THREE! XDDDD So, yeah. I can't be mad at ya.
Ohmygawd - FINALLY!!!! XD; Phew! It's been a WHILE, hasn't it, folks? XD; It took a while, buuuuuuut, I finally got this stupid story updated... XD; Writer's block is the worst, ya know...? -_-; NOW! I've sent this first part through many people for proof-reading, but I just got the last part finished tonight. (HA! I KICKED YOUR BUTT, FANFICTION!!! >=D BWAH HAHAHAHAHA--) Moving on. This first part has got to be the randomest part of a fanfiction that I've ever made... Ever. I hope your brain is gonna make it! XD; 2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Three days later… I had no idea where I was. It was strange… Like a sea… Like a sea… Of… Cheese. And I was swimming though it like a person normally would be swimming through water. In the background, I could hear the Blue Danube Waltz playing. Ha… Background music… My mouth was open as I swam. I think I was eating… Uh… DRINKING the cheese as I swam. That’s when I noticed a nacho chip swimming past me. Yes. Swimming. I grinned, rushed up to it, and snatched it up in my mouth. But, by then, a whole SCHOOL of nachos were swimming around me! I grinned, looking around, and began swimming around, frantically catching the nachos in my mouth as I went. The music was speeding up as I dashed around, frenzily trying to catch the nachos. The music reached a crescendo… And… Suddenly, I was on land. A grassy meadow to be exact. I blinked, broke off a blade of grass in my fingers, and stuck it in between my teeth, smiling. I sighed, and fell back on the grass, with my hands folded behind my head. I closed my eyes, and I guess I was gonna go to sleep, when I heard someone call my name… “Luxooooord…!” “Luxoooooooooord!” “Wake up, Luxooooooooord…!” “Yeah, wake up…!” I sighed, annoyed, and cracked open one of my eyes. I saw Axel and Demyx standing above me, with idiotic grins plastered on their faces. There was something different about them, though… Demyx’s Organization cloak was a light purple, while Axel’s was a hot pink – and their hair was the same color of their cloaks, too. Their eyes were really wide and sparkly. And there were these… THINGS on their foreheads – they sorta looked like really skinny cones or something. I sighed again. “What do you dimwits want?” I asked in a gruff voice. Demyx clapped his hands together. “Candy Mountain, Luxord!” he exclaimed, grinning. “Yeah! We’re going to Caaaandy Moooountain!” Axel echoed, grinning in the exact same way. Their voices sounded different, too. They were abnormally high and kinda… Airy. Like they had been sniffing one of Marluxia’s weird-*** plants. Hmmm… Where had I heard them before…? I blinked, and rubbed my eye. “Whu’…?” “Let’s go to the Candy Mountain, Luxord!” Axel exclaimed. “It’s filled with loooove, and sweeeets, and chocolaty gooodneeeeess, and, and… Stuff!” Wow. Stuff. “Yeeeeah!” Demyx chimed in. “It’ll be an adventure…! And… All… Adventure-y!” I blinked. “Uh, yeah. Have fun with that. I’m just gonna go back to sleep—” “NUUUUUU!” Demyx began jumping on my stomach like a monkey on crack. “You have to come with us, Luxoooord!” “Yeah! Caaaandy Mountain…!” “Candy Mountain, Luxord!” “ALRIGHT, I’LL COME!” I screamed, tired of Demyx jumping on me. “YAAAAAY!” Axel and Demyx cried, hugging each other. I got up, and we began walking in some random direction. While we walked, Axel and Demyx started singing “Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight”. “I’m soooo haaappy…! Ah-ha! Happy-go-lucky meeeee!” Demyx sang, grinning. He summoned his sitar, and began plucking the strings. “I just go my waaaay! Living everydaaaay!” Axel joined in. “I don’t woooorry! Worryin’ don’t agreeeeee! Things that bother yooooou… Never bother me!” Suddenly, the two began dancing to the music that seemed to be coming from nowhere. Then, they started singing as loudly as humanly possible together, “Things that bo-ther you nev-er bo-ther me, I feel happy and FIIIINE! Ha-ha! Liv-ing in the sun-light! Lov-ing in the moon-light! Having a won-der-ful tiiime! Haven’t got a lot! I don’t need a lot! Coffee’s on-ly a DIIIIME! Liv-ing in the sun-light! Lov-ing in the moon-light! Having a won-der-ful tiiime!” They stopped singing for a few seconds as the piano started playing a few keys and the music went to the bridge. They never stopped dancing, though. Axel began singing first. “Juuuust take it from meeeee, I’m just as freeee as any daughter!” Demyx joined in with a, “I do what I like, just when I like, and how I looooove it!” They started dancing once more as the music went back to the chorus. “I’m right here to say, when I’m old an’ gray, I’ll be right in my PRIIIIME! Liv-ing in the sun-light! Lov-ing in the moon-light! Having a won-der-ful—” I couldn’t take it anymore. “Would you PLEASE stop singing?!” I snapped. “SHHHHH!” Axel hissed. “Yeah, Luxoooord! Quiet! Now, we approach the first sign of Candy Mountain!” Demyx exclaimed. He pushed back a branch blocking our path, and I got my first good look of the “first sign” of Candy Mountain. It looked like a huge cheeseburger with little eyes drawn on by ketchup on its top bun. The “eyes” appeared to be closed. I walked up to it, blinking. “Uh… What the hell IS it?” I asked. “It is the Great Beef-O-Saurous!” Axel cried, running up to where I was. “The Great, MAGICAL Beef-O-Saurous!” Demyx added, grinning. “It will tell us the waaaay…” Demyx walked up to it, his hands held high. “Oh, Great, Magical Beef-O-Saurous! Tell us! What is the way to Candy Mountain?” We looked up at the “Great, MAGICAL Beef-O-Saurous” for a couple of seconds, expectantly. Nothing happened. I scoffed. “Welp… I’m pretty sure that it’s not gonna—” And, wouldn’t you know it, at that moment the huge burger’s bun flew up, and the thing ROARED at me! I shrieked, and ran behind Axel for protection. The two idiots were just standing their with those weird-*** grins STILL plastered on their faces. After a while, the roaring stopped, and the bun went back down. Demyx whipped around, waving his hands in the air. “THE GREAT, MAGICALL BEEF-O-SAUROUS HAS SPOKEN!!!” “THE GREAT, MAGICALL BEEF-O-SAUROUS HAS SPOKEN!!!” Axel echoed. With that, they started marching off in some random direction. I blinked, and ran after them. “Uh… Guys…! I don’t think it said anything—!” Suddenly, we appeared at a rickety bridge towering over a huge cliff. “C’mon, Luxoooord!” Axel sang. “Candy Mountain isn’t too far now…!” “Is anyone else getting splinters in their feet?” I whined. Demyx looked back at me with those huge eyes. “Luxoooord…!” he whispered loudly. “Luxoooord…! Luxoooord…! Luuuuuuuxoooord—” “I’M RIGHT HERE!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT, YA NUMBNUT?!?!?!” I exploded. “Candy Mountain, Luxooooord!” he exclaimed, starting off across the bridge again. I sighed. “You guys DO realize that there isn’t really a Candy Mountain, right?” The two Nobodies stopped abruptly and turned back to stare at me in unison. The air was smothered with the first silence I had heard ever since I had come across Demyx and Luxord. I blinked, sensing tension. “What?” I asked. Demyx and Axel looked at each other silently. Then, they turned back to me. “Shuuuun the non-believeeeeer…” Demyx breathed. “Shuuuuuuun…” Axel echoed. They started shuffling toward me with now expressionless faces. “Shhhhhhhhhun-nnnnnnnnuh…” I stepped back a little, arms raised in a non-threatening way. “Hey, what’re you—” They seized my coat, still hissing, “Shuuuuuuuuunnnnn……” I was seriously starting to get scared. “Look, sorry, I—” That’s when the two grabbed my coat collar, and pushed me off the edge of the bridge!!! I screamed, as I freefell down the cliff. I thought for sure that I was done for! Suddenly, I saw something beside me falling, too. I looked, and it was… AXEL AND DEMYX?! I did my classical blonde “WTF?!” face. “WHAT ARE YOU TWO—?!” Axel grinned as if he nothing had ever happened. “We saw you falling…” “So we jumped off, too, to save you!” Demyx finished, grinning the exact same way. But – wait… WEREN’T THEY THE ONES WHO PUSHED ME OFF THE FRICKIN’ CLIFF IN THE FIRST PLACE?! And… Even MORE importantly… “HOW IS YOU TWO FALLING OFF THE CLIFF, TOO, SUPPOSED TO HELP ME ANY?!?!?!” Axel and Demyx looked at each other. “Uuuuuhhhhhh…” Before they had time to answer, we all crashed into the ground, headfirst. I fell on my back, and rolled up into an Indian-style sitting position. I rubbed my head tenderly. “Ow…” I grumbled, not even wondering how I’d managed to fall from that great height and STILL be alive. But, by that time, Axel and Demyx were already on their feet. Now they were even MORE hyperactive than before! I didn’t think it was possible… “HURRY, Luxord!” Axel squealed. “YEAH! Candy Mountain is just up ahead!” Demyx cried, pointing in some random direction. Before I had time to look up, they had already taken off through the forest! I sighed, and climbed to my feet. Wearily, I started trudging after the two dopes. I could hear the music blasting from a few yards away. It sounded kinda… Familiar… “Four! Tres! Two! UNO!” I pushed back a little branch from a nearby tree, and came out at a clearing of some sort. There were colorful disco-ball-like lights dancing around, making the scene look more like a rave than anything else. Axel and Demyx were off to the side, cheering and dancing. In the middle of the clearing, there was a large, reddish mountain. It actually looked like someone had just dumped a pile of bricks and ran. On the top, there were bold, purple letters that read “Candy”. I blinked. “Well what do ya know… There actually IS a Candy Mountain…!” There was a person on the top of the mountain, wearing an outfit much like Willy Wonka’s and twirling a life-sized candy-cane around on one hand. I noticed that, even though he had on the pants and the coat, he didn’t have a shirt on. He had his back turned, so I couldn’t see who it was. “Listen up, ya’ll… Cuz this is it! Da beat that I’m bangin’ is DE-LI-CIOUS!” sang Axel and Demyx. The guy on top of the mountain began singing with his back still turned. “Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco… They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo…” Huh… His voice seemed kinda familiar, even when he was singing in an imitation of Fergie’s voice… I know I’ve heard it before… I turned to Axel and Demyx. “Who is that guy?” I whispered. “The Candy Man…” Axel whispered back. He didn’t take his eyes off the mountain. I blinked. “Who…?” “You should know…” The man suddenly whipped around, showing one perfect, golden eye, and immediately I knew who it was. A huge grin cracked my face in two. “H’oh my gawd, IT’S XIGGY!!!!!” Immediately, I began cheering twice as loud as Axel and Demyx put together. He grinned, winked at me, and continued singing, “… But, I ain’t promiscuous. And if ya was suspicious… All that **** is fictitious…” I looked back at Axel and Demyx, grinning like crazy. “Iunno about YOU guys, but I’m going up closer!” Without waiting a second longer, I started dashing towards the Freeshooter. I didn’t have to turn around to know that Axel and Demyx were following me. As soon as we were right at the foot of Candy Mountain, Xigbar began singing the chorus of the song. “So delicious…” Suddenly, the top of the mountain exploded and started raining candy. Axel whopped and grabbed a candy bar as tall as he was, and started munching on it. “You’re hot, HOT!” “So delicious…” “YEAH!” Demyx jumped up, grabbed a lollypop as big as a basketball, and began licking it happily. “You put us boys on rock, ROCK!” “So delicious…” I caught two Reese’s that were as big as dinner plates in my hands, and joyfully stuffed them in my mouth. “We wanna taste of what you got!” “So delicious – t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty…!” As he started on the second verse, I could see him stretching out his hand towards me. I blinked dumbly, and pointed at myself, confuzzled. He grinned, and nodded. I squealed and took his hand, giggling. He pulled me up, as he started singing, “Fergalicious, definition: make them boys go crazy! They always claim they know me, comin' to me – call me Xemmy! I'm the ‘X’, ‘I’, ‘G’, the ‘G’, the ‘I’, the ‘E’, and can't no other ‘Member put it down. Like. Me! I’m Fergalicious…” I’m still not sure how he pulled me up dozens of feet like that without even coming down, but I’m pretty sure I didn’t care, either. I grinned for the umpteenth time, and looked back down at Axel and Demyx. They were laughing and spinning around happily, dancing in the colorful rain of thousands of Skittles. Axel had his mouth wide open, trying to catch them in his mouth. I looked back to Xigbar, but his back was now turned. I be UP in the GYM, just working on my fitness! He's my witness!” “Ooooooh, WEE!” I whooped happily. “I put yo' boy on ROCK, ROCK! And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got!” That’s when I noticed something… Different about the back of Xigbar’s pants. At first glance, they didn’t look anything special, but when he looked carefully, he could see that they had the design of an all black button with a bright green triangle on it. And, the weirdest thing was, was that there were floating, green lines fading in and out along with the words “Smack That! ;D”. I noticed that the lines formed a triangle around Xigbar’s butt. A sly grin split my face as I slowly licked my palm. I mean… who was I to disobey the magical floating words? IT WAS BUTTON MASHING TIME!!!!!! I pulled back my arm as far as it could go… And was about to let it fly… When… “ALERT, ALERT! SOMEONE’S RAIDING THE STASH!!!” What the…?! “ALERT, ALERT!” Who WAS that?! “SOMEONE’S RAIDING THE STASH!” ******************** Luxord’s eyes snapped open, the last few lines of Xigbar’s song still echoing in his head. He was in his bed, wrapped up in his pitch-black blankets. His arms wrapped around one of his pillows, and he was in the middle of gnawing on the edge of it like it was a gigantic marshmallow. His laptop was lying a few inches away from his body. It was still open, too. He gasped, scanning the room quickly for a second. Then he sighed, rubbing his eyes, obviously irritated. “ALERT, ALERT! SOMEONE’S RAIDING THE—” “Shut UP, ya stupid…!” The blonde began smacking his alarm clock repeatedly with his fist until it fell off the nightstand and the horrid shrieking cut off. He collapsed back down, letting his arm dangle off the edge of the bed for a while. “Uhn…” he moaned. “Durn clock… Love the phrase, though…” “…Honey, get some patience… Maybe then you'll get a taste! I'll be tasty, tasty! I'll be laced with lacey! …” That’s when he realized that the music had never left. He blinked, and instinctly smacked his ear. Something popped out, and Fergie’s voice instantly got quieter. He stared at it, and realized that it was an ear-piece for his iPod. He sighed. Well, that explains all of the random songs that popped out of nowhere… He blinked, and looked over at his computer. The screen was black, but the monitor button was blinking – meaning it wasn’t completely off, just in standby mode. Huh… Must’ve fallen asleep on the computer again… He yawned, and started it up. The first thing he saw was a window for Solitaire. He’d won… Again. No surprise there… But when he scanned the bottom, he found that there was another window up behind it. He opened it, and found an e-mail from Axel and Demyx. It read: “OMG, this is SO frickin’ HILARIOUS! XD You HAVE to watch it, OK, Luxord? P.S., Don’t tell Xemnas. We’re gonna be in deep **** if he finds out we’ve been goofing off on our computers AGAIN when we’re supposed to be “working” on them and stuff. >/ Un-Love, ~Axel and Demyx.” Below the message there was a link for “Charlie The Unicorn.” Luxord shook his head. And THAT explains how weird Demyx and Axel were acting… He pushed his computer off to the side, and jumped up from the bed. He had on black pajamas with shining silver dice and gleaming gold cars scattered over it. The word “Lucky” was set in fancy yellow letters right smack-dab on his butt. The blonde stroked his chin a little, thinking. But… What about the Sea of Cheese and the swimming nachos, and the Great, Magical Beef-O-Saurous and Candy Mountain…? His stomach answered that one for him. A low rumble erupted from his stomach, as if saying, “Feeeeeeeed meh, Luxord…!” He rubbed his stomach a little, wincing. “Okay, okay, don’t worry, stomach… I’ll get some food in you quick, fast, and in a hurry…” he whispered, smiling faintly. ******************** “IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!” “WHAT?!” “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!” “WHAT?!” “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!” “YEEEA-YUH!!!!!!” Axel and Roxas danced out of the kitchen singing the Peanut Butter Jelly Song remix by the Ying Yang Twins. Roxas was the main on singing, and Axel was the backup singer. They were munching on PB & J sandwiches as they sang, making little bits of food fly out their mouths a little, but they ignored that little detail. Axel was dressed in red matching pajamas with flames wrapping around the sides and black smoke occupying the whole top half of his top. Roxas had on a loose undershirt and bright blue shorts with clouds scattered all over them. “Where he at? Where he at? (“I UNNO!” Axel screamed.) Where he at? Where he at? (“I UNNO!”) Oh, there he go! There he go (“WHO DAT IS?!”) There he go! There he go! (WHO DAT IS?!”) Peanut butt—” “AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!” A shrill cry echoed out from behind the two. They blinked, and turned around to see Marluxia storming out after them. A vicious snarl was plastered on his face and his fists were balled up. It was safe to say that he looked down-right TERRIFYING, even though he was garbed in hot pink pajamas with flowers all over it. And fluffy, pink, bunny slippers. “Do you KNOW what that is that you’re eating…?!” came his ferocious whisper. Roxas looked down at his sandwich, swallowed what was in his mouth, and innocently answered, “Um… A sandwich…?” Marluxia snatched up the guy’s sandwich, squishing it in one hand. “HEY!” Roxas protested. Axel swallowed what was in his mouth, too, and raised an eyebrow, confused. Marluxia pointed at the jiggly purple substance oozing out. “Jelly…” he hissed. Axel and Roxas both looked at each other. “… So…?” “FOOLS!!!!!!” Marluxia thundered, whipping the mutated sandwich on the ground. “DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF TORTUOUS PROCESSES GRAPES HAVE TO GO THROUGH TO BECOME JELLY?!?!?!?!” Axel and Roxas shot each other “WTF?!” looks again. Axel shook his head, barely restraining a smile, and jeered, “Don’t be such a gay-tard, Princess Pinky!!!” The two scrambled off, laughing, before they had the chance to be mauled by the Graceful Assassin. Marluxia pouted, glaring at the two as they ran off. A few minutes later, Demyx drifted out of the kitchen, accompanied by Xigbar. The boy was happily jabbering on and on about random stuff that no one really cared about – stuff that you just PRETEND that you’re listening to. And that’s exactly what Xigbar was doing. He had a P.O.ed expression on his face that clearly read “I really wish I weren’t here right now…” Every few seconds, he’d nod a little to let Demyx know he was still alive, but his expression remained impassive. Demyx was dressed in pajamas that started out a dark blue at the bottom, and faded to a light one at the top. In it, you could faintly see the traces of sea creatures and birds flying about. He was holding a glass of orange juice in one hand, and his “gangsta” bunny (he named it Mr. Fluffle Bubbles) in the other. The glass had little musical notes wrapping around it. He, also had fluffy bunny slippers, but his were a light blue. Xigbar had on a long robe since he was too lazy to put on pajamas. The robe came down to the middle of his calves and was tied around his waist by a belt. It was simply solid violet colored and had no decorations whatsoever. He had a huge mug of coffee in one hand that read “I ♥ HB (crossed out) MAH GUNZ!!! (written neatly in purple Sharpie)” The other hand was nonchalantly jammed inside of his pocket. He had slippers to go along with his robe, but he couldn’t find them so he just wore socks. “And then!” Demyx continued. “One time in band camp…! I—” “I don’t get it…!” The two blinked, and turned their attention to Marluxia who was off to the side, whining to Vexen. The Chilly Academic wore light blue pajamas with pictures of penguins, snowflakes, and igloos scattered all over them. On his back were the words, “Let it snow!” in fluffy white letters. His hands were clasped behind his back in a formal way as he stared at Marluxia. “People ALWAYS seem to think, JUST because I wear pink pajamas, have a pink scythe, dye my hair pink, and elemental control of flowers and stuff, I’m automatically GAY!!!” Vexen was the absolute WORST person to come to as consoler about something such as that. Especially with Marluxia being one of his most disliked neophytes. Without missing a beat, he answered, “You’re about as straight as your hair, Marluxia,” and strode off. Marluxia blinked, thrown off by the speed of his come back. He stuttered, dumbly for a second, then shot back, “YEAH?! Well, at least my hair doesn’t look like a CHICK’S!!!” Demyx popped out of nowhere. “YES IT DOES!” he squealed, before scurrying off. “PWN’T!” Xigbar laughed, before running off, also. Marluxia blinked again. His eyes narrowed into slits, his right one twitching slightly. He bared his teeth, growling, then screamed up at the ceiling, “DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!!” Furious, he stomped off to his room, slamming the door behind him. He didn’t even bother to turn on the lights as he flew through the darkness. He collapsed on his bed, glaring into the darkness. Damn them all… They make fun of me all because I’m different… Oh yes… Everyone laugh at the guy who loves flowers and wears pink… At least I’m not the same decaying organic matter as all the rest of them… He rolled into a sitting position, and slowly wrapped his arms around his knees. They’re just jealous… Every last one of them… I’M the only one who can pull off wearing pink and STILL look awesome… His eyes flashed. What if… what if I ruled the Organization…? He rolled the thought around in his head for a bit. Slowly, a sinister grin crept across his face. “Oh yes… I like the sound of that…” he whispered into the darkness. He summoned his scythe, and gently began stroking it, the grin becoming more and more twisted. “Yes… It’s perfect…” his whispers transformed into an icy hiss. “No one will be able to make fun of me or call me degrading names like ‘Princess Pinky’ anymore…! I’ll show them… I’ll show them all!” With a hollow chuckle, he began forming his plans in his mind— But that’s a different story. Now, where was I…? Oh yes – the kitchen. A few seconds after Marluxia had his little episode, a corridor of darkness appeared in the center of the kitchen. Xaldin walked out, wearing a black, loose, muscle shirt, and baggy green camo pants. “Bweh hehhehhehhehhehheh… Lookit him squirm…” “Hehheh… He’s never gonna get out of there…” Xaldin raised an eyebrow and was met with the sight of Larxene and Saix bent over something on the kitchen counter and cackling evilly to themselves. Larxene had on black pajamas that had lightning streaks in all colors of the rainbow scattered all over it; a shockingly bright yellow robe was loosely tied around the pajamas. Her hair was tied up in an off-white towel, but a few strands of her blonde hair managed to slip through the folds. Saix was wearing navy-colored pajamas that had various decorations of the moon on it. It was very plain and straight-forward; it practically screamed, “I am Saix’s pajamas! PH34R M3H!!!!111” Xaldin sighed, rubbing his temples. “Let me guess… You two have found yet ANOTHER unfortunate cockroach that has wandered into our castle and now are suffocating it with dish-soap, correct?” Larxene glared at him, “What’s it to you?!” she snarled. “Nothing… Nothing at all…” Xaldin sighed. “Oh… And by the way, Xaldin…” Saix added as Larxene turned her attention back to the suffering insect. “Xemnas says it’s time to clean the kitchen again…” “Aw, MAN! And, let me guess, I’m the one who has to take care of it, am I right?” Xaldin sneered. “Yep. Better get on it,” Saix said indifferently as he turned back to his prey. Xaldin sighed, and began straightening up the place, throwing away stray candy wrappers and carefully hiding any coffee containers out of Xemnas-reaching length. After a while, the roach died, so Saix wandered off to take care of some “business”. Larxene stayed long enough to catch a fly, stick it in the microwave a few minutes (“BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It’s hot, ain’t it?! AIN’T IT?!”), and then went off to see if she could coerce Vexen into “experimenting” on some poor Heartless. And then, there was one. Xaldin sighed, examining his work of art. The whole place sparkled like new – there wasn’t a speck of dirt anywhere. The man nodded, turning a circle carefully as he examined every angle of his masterpiece. “Right – if anyone of those idiots come clomping in here with their muddy boots and dirty hands, I’ll knock ‘em straight off the face of The World That Never… Huh…?” There was ONE part of the kitchen that wasn’t completely spotless. The outside was covered in a layer of some thick, greasy substance that Xaldin didn’t even want to THINK about. And that was just the OUTSIDE. “Bleck…” he retched, shuddering. “Well, I might as well clean it – it’s fuglyin’ up my kitchen.” He grabbed the “Fantastik!” lemon-scented spray, and started polishing away the grime on the outside of the oven. About 15 minutes later, it was sparkling as much as the rest of the kitchen. He wiped his brow, then shrugged. “Might as well do the inside of the oven, too. Then I’ll be finished for good!” The Whirlwind Lancer opened the oven… and blinked. “Huh…?” He slowly pulled out a pan with a half-eaten barbeque chicken in it. He examined it for a few seconds, his eyebrow quirked. Suddenly, it hit him. “OH! This it from that cooking competition me and Axel had a few days back!” He shoved it on the counter, sticking out his tongue. “No doubt it’s gone bad by now… I’ll ask Xemnas what to do with it.” With that, he left. 12 seconds later… Luxord dashed into the room, his head whipping around. I coulda SWORN my “Xigbar-Is-In-A-Robe!” senses were tingling! he thought, pouting. Oh well… They can’t ALWAYS be… He blinked. “Huh…” He walked up slowly to the counter. “Isn’t that the chicken Xaldin made a couple of days ago…?” He examined it closely, stroking his chin, pursing his lips. “Has he been storing it in the fridge all this time…?” A long silence. “It was pretty good, wasn’t it…?” His stomach roared in agreement. “… Hee…” ******************** Xaldin strode down the hallway, making his way to the kitchen a few moments later. “Man… I can’t believe this…” he grumbled to himself. “All I gotta do is THROW IT AWAY?! I was thinking maybe I could have launched it off the roof or something… Maybe even get Axel, and we could—OH MY GAWD!!!” He turned around the corner to find Luxord gnawing on one of the leg bones of the tainted chicken. The rest of the bones were on a huge pile on his plate, picked completely clean. He gnawed on the bone for a couple more seconds, then suddenly noticed he wasn’t alone anymore. He looked up to Xaldin, and blinked. He grinned, and waved the chicken bone around a little. “Well, HAY, Xaldin!” he shouted, mouth full. A long, awkward silence. Xaldin stared at him, eyes practically bugging out of his head, and jaw looking like it was almost hitting the floor. Then he looked down slowly at the bone yard on his plate. Luxord followed his gaze down, then his head snapped up again. “OH! I’m sorry – were YOU about to eat this? I’m sorry – I didn’t know – ya know… Can’t be leavin’ food out like that, ma—” “LUXORD…!” Xaldin hissed anxiously, clomping over to the blonde. He shoved his face into Luxord’s, teeth gritted. “TELL me you did not eat that chicken…!” Luxord blinked, and smiled nervously. “Uh… Okay! ‘You did not eat that chicken’.” The blood drained out of Xaldin’s face. He took a couple steps back, shivering a little as he stared at Luxord with a face that literally read, “Oh… My… God… What have I DONE?!” Luxord chuckled a little, nervously. Heh… What’s the look for…? he wondered. “Okay… Okay…” Xaldin gasped, running his fingers through his hair. “Don’t panic, Xaldin… Don’t panic… If you just make him lay down, and… AAAAGGHHHH! Xemnas is gonna KILL me, and—” “Uh… Xaldin? What’s wrong?” Luxord asked, blinking. Xaldin quickly snapped back to reality. “YOU! Go to your room NOW! Lay down, and have a trash can in grabbing distance! And, here!” He ran to the fridge, and handed Luxord a huge jug of apple juice and a couple of disposable cups. “Drink PLENTY of this!” Luxord blinked. “Wait, wait, wait; hold on! What did I DO?!” “I’LL TELL YA WHAT YOU DID!!!” Xaldin shrieked. “YOU JUST ATE CHICKEN THAT’S BEEN IN THE FRICKIN’ OVEN NOW FOR THREE DAYS!!!” “… Tasted fine to me…” Luxord mumbled. “Yeah, well, let’s just see how good it’s gonna taste goin’ back UP!” Xaldin snapped, pushing him out of the kitchen. Luxord stuttered, clutching the cups and jug, to his chest. “Wh-WHU’?!” He tried to resist Xaldin, protesting. “I feel FINE! SERIOUSLY, Xaldin!” “Yeah, let’s just see for how long…” Xaldin grumbled back. “Go into your room and STAY THERE until I figure out what to do!” “But—!” “THAT’S AN ORDER!!!!!” “Alright, alright! I will!” Luxord assured. “Sheesh…” With that, he portalled off to his room. Xaldin sighed, running though his hair once more as he fell against the wall. “Idiot… He has no idea what’s comin’ for him…” he muttered. “He…” A sigh. “We are in deep. Crap. Now…” To be continued… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I've always wanted to be an Organization pajama designer... :D XDDDDDD Okay, moving on. If you don't get the Candy Mountian reference, here's the link. Be cautioned - it's almost as random as I made it in Luxord's dream and might make your brain implode. XD; It's a shame about Luxord, isn't it...? That's what was goin' on in the picture. Sorry, I dunno why the link isn't working anymore... Meh... I'm tired, and my brain is shot from straining to break through this writer's block, so I'm just gonna shut up, now... X.x; *collaspes on the ground* Lord of the Wings, ~Leah. P.S., GaNACO is up next! ;D *still needs to finish that* P.S.S., Kudos to my friend Syd (Twilit_Shadow) for the idea to make Xigbar "The Candy Man"! XDDDD JOO ROCK! P.S.S.S.,Yes. Xigbar is Fergalicious. Again. I SO totally had to go there. XDDDDD P.S.S.S.S., I know this isn't the most popular of my stories, but here's part 3, anyways. XD
I remember that one! XDDDD HOMG... XDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I saw that, too, and I was like, "WTF?! XDDD" I'm pretty sure that ANY judge would have done that, though... XD;
My favorite part was when he shot the judge! XDDD And the defendent was all, "DX !!!!!" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AS IF!!!! D< XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDD Did anyone else crack up as hard as I did when I read that? XDDDDD
Yeah - who said it was gay, anyways? =\ Lots of guys that I know have their ears pierced. Including my cousins. Well, actually they just have one pierced, but, ya know, yeah. Whatever. XD; *lost all train of thought in the last 30 seconds*
I have earrings, but I wear them only once every 2 blue moons.... =\ (That means I only wear them when my aunt\sister forces me.)
I KNOW you knew, Anime Grillz! XDDDDD I was just telling the OTHER people who didn't.
1st Name: Leah 2nd Name: Hael 3rd Name: Lexah (boring much, I know...) *4th* Name: Uh... Leo..? XD; 5th Name: Sloth (Most def.)
Page pwn. This was so dark... ;~; And sad... *huggles Roxy*
