OMG - it be back from the dead! =O How LONG has it freakin' been, eh?! Months, I'm sure! XDDD I actually feel kinda bad for bumping this thing outta its grave, but I said I wudden't abandoning this old dinosaur, and, dag nabbit, I AIN'T! XD It's so easy to get caught up in NEW NEW NEW and forget about all te old stuff... But I'm tryin' my best to keep up with what I've alreay started, guys... ^-^; Enjoy!~ 2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And so… Xaldin stood up, cracking his back. Roxas stretched, yawning. Xaldin looked back at the others. “We’re done!†he shouted, rolling his neck from side to side. Everyone rushed over. Demyx glanced over everything, nodding. “Nice work, guys!†he exclaimed. “Yeah, whatever.†“Aaaanywaaaays…†Demyx looked over at the chalk board. “I guess the first match’ll be against me and Axel!†Axel sighed, rolling his eyes. “Here we go…†he muttered as he trudged onto the dance pad. Demyx stepped on quickly, and started flipping through the songs. “I hope you don’t mind if I—†“I do,†Axel cut in, glaring at the Waterboy. “I’m choosing the song.†Demyx blinked. “You DO realize that choosing your own song won’t save you from getting totally OWN’T, right?†“Yes…†Axel sighed, rubbing his temples. “Yes I do…But, hey, I figured I might as well spend my last few seconds in the tournament dancing to a song I like, right?†Demyx struck a thoughtful pose. “Mmm… ‘Kay. Makes sense.†Axel flipped through the songs distractedly for a few seconds, then finally decided on a song called “Temperatureâ€. Demyx shot Axel a sly smile as he pressed the “start†button. “Are ya ready?†Axel grunted in response. The music started as Sean Paul’s voice started singing, “The gal dem Schillaci...Sean da Paul! So me give it to...so me give to... so me give it to... to all girls… Five million and forty naughty shorty... Baby girl...all my girls… all my girls...Sean da Paul say...†The arrows began scrolling up the screen as the chorus started. Demyx and Axel began dancing. They were both mouthing the words as they danced: “♪ Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm, I got the right temperature for shelter you from the storm… Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I... Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom… Uh oh! ♪†Everyone looked around at each other, a little surprised. They’d all expected Demyx to completely MURDALIZE Axel, but Axel was pretty much holding his own… They both had nothing but straight “perfects†and a few “greats†all the way through. Axel really might’ve had a chance at beating Demyx! Axel was trying not to let it go to his head, but he couldn’t help but he couldn’t help but smile at how great he was doing! Demyx’s eyes were steady on the screen, though, and his face completely impassive. He was as serious as a heart attack. All of the other members murmured amongst themselves anxiously. Was Axel really gonna win?! Demyx narrowed his eyes, not happy about losing his audience. Axel saw the look on his face, and suddenly the plan not to let his success go to his head went down the toilet. He started getting noticeably cocky with his dancing now. He did every fancy trick in the book from eccentric arm flailing, to the swanky skippity foot motions – he even flipped around during two successive jumps once! “Roxas, what the hell is Axel doing?†Vexen whispered, anxiously. “He’s gonna get KILL’T if he keeps up his dancing like that!†Xaldin added, still staring at the spectacle. “Hey, don’t look at me. I’m not the one who asked him to start dancin’ like a total goof-tard,†Roxas replied. As soon as everyone on the sidelines began whispering about how Axel was gonna blow it when he had been doing such a good job, Axel confirmed their thoughts. He slipped on one part, costing him 4 ‘boo’s. Axel’s eyes widened in shock. “AH! NO!†Everyone groaned, as Demyx gleefully polished off the song with a perfect finish. “WINNER: Player number 2!†“Good game!†Demyx scoffed, with a hint of arrogance in his voice. “IMBECILE!!!!†Vexen roared from the sidelines. “YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO BEATING THAT FOOL! Ya just HAD to screw it up, DIDN’T CHA?!†“Well, at LEAST I did better than YOU!†Axel snapped back, moodily. “Okay!†Demyx shouted, completely ignoring Vexen’s acidic comment about him. “On toward the next match! Luxord against Larxene!†Luxord pounded his fist into his hand, smirking. “Right…†he murmured slyly, stepping up on the dancing pad. He impatiently waited for the nymph to climb up beside him, carefully working out in his mind how to win the match. It took him a few seconds of plotting before he finally realized that Larxene was flipping through the songs. “Wh…What are you doing?†he asked, suddenly. “Choosing the song. You don’t mind if we dance to ‘Every Time We T—’†“YES, I mind!†he snapped. “I’M the higher rank so that means that I’M choosing the freakin’ song! Capeshe?!†“Al-RIGHT, al-RIGHT! I get it!†Larxene screamed back. Luxord huffed, and began flipping through the songs. The disgruntled nymph settled back, pouting. “This is SO unfair…†she grumbled. “This whole rank thing is stupid, anyway. I mean it’s not MY fault I was the second-to-last Nobody who joined up! Even idiots like Axel and Demyx can boss me around if they pull the rank card!†“There…†Luxord finally murmured, eyes narrowing slightly. Larxene blinked, cocking her head to the side and examining the song title. “‘Crazy in Love’…? Huh…†Luxord glared at her. Yeah – that’s right… That song describes you just PERFECTLY! Crazy… And in love! With MY Xigbar! He punched the start button, continuing his long speech inside of his mind. Oh, yeah, you’d HAVE to be f[honk]in’ crazy to be in love with MY Xigbar! B[ruff!], I will f[honk]in’ kick yo’ a[choo!] all up and down these streets if you even THINK about landing one of your grubby a[choo!] hands on him! He grinned wickedly as the music began to play. And the best part is, is that this is one of the easiest songs on the game! HA! There’s no WAY I can possibly lose! *************************** OH NO!!! I LOST!!! Luxord laid there, slumped on the floor, panting with exhaustion as Larxene calmly filed her fingernails. “Well, that was easy,†she sighed. Luxord struggled to his feet, giving a slight, injured glance in her direction. … This round doesn’t count… he decided in his mind. Xigbar snorted slightly at the crestfallen man, adding insult to injury. “Dude, you are SO totally hopeless!†he laughed as he went over to congratulate Larxene. “Hey, uh, nice goin, Larx…!†he chuckled nervously. He rubbed the back of his head, awkwardly, and had a slight blush playing around his cheeks. Larxene smiled a little, and responded, “Thanks – good luck in the next round, Xiggy. Hope you make it!~†The little laugh she gave after that was so sickeningly cute, it made Luxord want to gag. Xigbar didn’t notice. “Heh… Yeah – thanks. I need all the luck I can get.†Marluxia climbed on the dance pad, and turned to Xigbar. “HEY! Are we gonna do this or not?! Hurry up!!!†Xigbar shrugged. “Guess I got to go now…†Before he could leave, Larxene grabbed his hand. “OH! Wait… Xigbar, when the match is over, I need to talk to you… Alone,†she added, in a low voice. “It’s really important.†Xigbar blinked in surprise, then nodded. “Yeah – okay. See ya, Larxene.†Luxord glared at the blonde as she made her way back with a potent combination of rage, envy, and self-pity. Damn you! I’LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, YOU BISH!!! he thought, joining Zexion over in his emo corner. Xigbar hopped up on the pad, a little nervous looking. Demyx nodded, and said, “Right! The next match is between Xigbar and Marluxia!†Demyx announced, grinned broadly. “Good luck guys!†The Freeshooter flashed his young apprentice a thumbs up, and started flipping through the songs. Marluxia leaned back, crossing his arms as he patiently waited for Xigbar to make his choice. Not like it really mattered what song he chose anyway, right? Right. “AH! Here we go.†Xigbar finally settled on a song by one of his favorites singers called “Virtual Insanityâ€. He sighed, nervously, and pressed the start button. A sly grin broke out on Marluxia’s face. Prepare to lose, old man… *************************** “WOOT!!!!! In yo’ FACE, son! BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!†Marluxia danced off the platform, pumping his fists in the air as an EXTREMELY pissed-off Xigbar trailing after him. Xigbar had played well, but, alas, not well enough. “WELL?!†the pink-haired assassin demanded with a smirk. “I beat the old git, Demyx, and now I’m callin’ you OUT!†“OLD GIT?!?!?!†Xigbar shrieked. “Why I oughta—!†“Oh, go take a sponge-bath, ya old hag!†Marluxia scoffed, waving his hand dismissively. “Go on, now – SCRAM!†Xigbar practically bored holes into the man’s head with his eyes, but walked away, completely seething. Luxord smiled sadly, and went over to console him a little. “Hey, Xig. Sorry ya lost, but if it’s any comfort to you, you were really goo—†“Shut the hell up, doofus,†Xigbar snarled, shoving past the blonde. Luxord cast him another injured glance. “B-But I—†“Hey man…†Larxene slung her arm around Xigbar’s shoulder, smiling a little. “Sorry that you lost and everything…†Xigbar sighed a little. “Thanks, Larx…†WHAT?! Luxord screeched in his head. That was basically what he had said! Larxene punched him lightly on the shoulder. “Hey, cheer up. After all it—†“Yeah, Xiggy,†Demyx cut in. He walked up to them, a small, yet dangerous smile on his face. “Actually, I think it’s better that you didn’t win…†The two quirked an eyebrow. “Uh… Why?†Xigbar asked, scratching the back of his head a little. “Because…†Demyx’s face suddenly changed into frightening snarl, as he hissed in a voice laced with venom, “Any one who challenges ME becomes the enemyyyy…†Xigbar quickly took a step back. “Yo – DEM! Did ya hear me, or are ya just SCARED?!†Marluxia taunted. “I’m WAITIN’, ya know!†Demyx turned to his soon-to-be opponent, face calm once more. “Alright then – let’s settle this,†he growled walking up to the other man. All of the members moved aside, not wanting to feel Psycho!Demmy’s wrath. Marluxia smirked as the boy made his way towards him. “I’m going to wipe the floor with you – ya know that? Total annihilation.†Demyx glared up at him. “I’ll make you EAT those words…†he growled. “Bring. It. On.†“FINE! Let get down to busine—†“Uh… Ex-CUSE me?!†The two guys looked over to see Larxene standing with her hands on her hips and glaring at them. “What about ME?! I just beat the tar outta Mr. Brit here – don’t I get to proceed to the finals?!†Marluxia blinked, and looked at Demyx. “Uhhhhh…†“Uhhhhh…†Demyx agreed. Marluxia spun them both around, and dropped his voice down to a low whisper. “Hey, man. Your tournament. I think you’d better choose wisely or else ya might end up suffering very serious internal bleeding.†“ME?!†Demyx frantically whispered back. “What am I supposed to do?! I forgot all about her!†“I’m WAI-TING!!!~†Larxene shouted, tapping her foot angrily. Demyx flinched. “Alright – I know what to do. You and Larxene go at it, and then I take on the win—†“Wait – WHAT?!†Marluxia screamed. “Why am I the one that has to go an extra round?!†“Be-CUZ I said so,†Demyx retorted. “No, man. That ain’t gonna work. I just WENT! Why don’t YOU go against—†“No ****in’ way!†Demyx snapped. “Since I’m the unofficial champ already, YOU two are the ones who should have to—†“Ch-yeah!†Marluxia scoffed. “UN-official being the keyword! I’m TIRED!†“Well, suck it up!†“Ya know, I don’t even KNOW why I…†The two went on bickering for a while. Larxene raised an eyebrow. “H-Hey, don’t…!†She sighed, throwing her hands up into the air. “Whatever. This isn’t even worth fighting over. I’m out.†With that, she turned, and made her way to the watchers’ circle. Luxord gasped, and grabbed her arm. “WAIT! What are you doing?! Are you giving up your chance just like THAT?!†Larxene gave him a strange look. “Uh… Yeah. It’s just a game, man…†Luxord’s eyes narrowed into slits. “… Of course…†he growled col]You don’t deserve him, ya little ****.[/i] Demyx and Marluxia continued quarreling through out all of this, completely unaware that Larxene had dropped out. Axel blinked, and yelled out, “YO!†“WHAT?!†the two exploded. “Guys, COOL IT! Larx ain’t even playin’ no more!†Demyx blinked. “Really?†“Oh… ‘Kay, that works, too,†Marluxia added, nodding. Demyx shot him a dangerous smile again. “Guess that mans it’s just you and me, mofo!†Marluxia put his hands on his hips, grinning. “Hope you’re ready…!~†To be continued… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I really hate this part... ._.; Don't ask me why - it just looks... Ya know... Not as good. Know what I'm sayin'? O.o; But maybe that's just me... Uh... Lesse... Wow - I'm not used to this whole commenting thing anymore... :sweatdrop: OH YEAH! Am I the only one who feels sorry for Lux? XD Poor Blondie.... Shunnedned by Dr. Eye Patches... ;~; You'll get yourz, Larxene! D< Final part. (At least as far as I'm bothering to put up on KHV.)
OMG - how could I not have guessed. XD; Star Wars - of course! *slaps forehead* Wow... My knowlage of the force is pret-ty rusty... *hasn't watched any Star Wars movie in over a year* Blast from the past. XD ................................ Nananananananana-- Spidermaaaan...?~ .3.;
This made my day. XDDDDDD Sorry, but Axel and Marluxia's sketch had me laughing myself into tears. XD Demyx and Luxord got a bag of peanuts - lolz.... XDDDDDD *huggles* Thanks for showing me this, man. ^-^ T'was beautiful. =3 P.S., Zexxy cheated! D'=
I say marching band. XD It'll be suprising how fast you drop dem pounds... XDDD Especially if you're gonna be percussion... O.o;
COURSE I got ideas! D= and that's the problem! >.<; I've got so many that they're squishing together and becoming all disconbobulated! DX (Is that even a word? XD) I still need time to straighten them all out... And, besides... I told ya before, I've started school again, and this year I'm actually in a SPORT, so computer time has been reduced to almost none. x\ In fact, I was just about to start on my homework - I just checked my e-mail (all my KH-vids stuff is being junked all of a sudden! ;~; ) real quick to see that I had a couple more replies to this... And rushing is the enemy. Rusging is what can take a good piece of work and turn it into a big lump of lard. And you dun wan a lump of lard for the finale of IOXUA, do you? ;~; I don't. Sorry, guys... Just be patient, kay? *tackles huge pile of homework*
She said she got it in a forwarded message from one of her friends - just wish I knew where they got it. XD
XDDD Thanks, guys. I think so, too. *presses 7*
=D I dun get it. Go me. XD
My sissy made this for me! =D I told her how I wanted blow my school to smithereenz for making me wake up at 6 am everyday, so she made me something to make me feel better! ^-^ She's the best, isn't she? ^-^ Here ya go. Enjoy. 2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~
Thank you. ^-^ I'm taking a LOOONG hiatus from serious stuff, though. I miss mah comidy... ;~;
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah - I knew it, andnowimgonnalookclichebecauseofoneofthestoriesiwasplanningtodobutwhatever!!! DX Oh well. I lurved it. Sora should freakin' get raped in the *** by a gorrilla. =3 That is all. ^-^
*does that* XDDDDDDDDDD Gremlins... XD I have no excuse for Luxord's reaction. XD I just saw it playing out so well in my head... I just HAD to do it. XDDDD And you should. That's one joke that's not going away anytime soon. XDDDD Thanks. ^-^
I have horrible insomnia. *is too tired to explain*
Meh - I just remembered that I forgot, like, 2 things to put in there. XDDD *too lazy to edit* Thanks for the comment, also! T'was a (joy?) to write... ^-^
(( I'll try to get her through MSN, I guess. ^-^; Also, WTF exactly am I supposed to be doing with Saix here? :sweatdrop: I kinda don't want to use him, cuz I feel like he'll get in the way of whatever ya'llz is tryin' ta do... =C )
Xigbar squealed in terror for a split second as the never-ending darkness began to fold around him. Oh, he remembered this feeling - it was burned into his memory forever more. "Xehanort! We have to stop! It's not safe! They're getting out of control!" "I can handle it! Ienzo! Hurry and bolt that lock for me!" "But, I can't--!" "DAMNIT! They're escaping!" "N-No! Get back! We are your creators! Listen to us!" "It's not working, Dilan!" "Ohmy--GET OFF!" "BRAIG!!!" "I can't fight it--" "BRAIG!!!!!" He screamed, fighting the darkness as much as he could, but it was of use. Before long, he felt that old familiar feeling of loneliness and despare. He sank to his knees, looking all around. Tentively, he reached out his hand. "Luxord...?" Nothing. "Xemnas...?!" Still nothing... Nothing but darkness... "................ ANYBODY?!" The only thing the boy could hear in the dark, empty void was the sound of his own sobbing. (( Grawr - going to bed early should be a crime... Why can't school start at 10 am?! ;~; ))
thank. You.
Blarg - sorry for putting off checking out this story for so long... :sweatdrop: This is great stuff - I'm amazed that you can write so fast, well, and long at the same time! XD In case you haven't noticed, I am SUPREMELY slow when it comes to writing... well... anything. :sweatdrop: Yeeeeeah.... Brain's fried, so I can't realy give you any good imput. XD Gottadomyhomeworkgottadomyhomeworkgottadomyhomework... ;~;
(( Yeah - between her birthday present, school, and marching band practice, I have been about losing my MIND! DX I'm only gonna be on for a short while - homework to be done and all that good stuff. *dies* )) Xigbar gasped at the figure walking through the halls. "Wh-Who are you?!" he demanded shrilly. "Why are yo--AAAAGHHHH!" He ducked as he saw a bolt of darkness fly from his hand, and destroy a number of Saix's Berserkers--Wait... WHAT?! Xigbar looked again to the mysterious man, but he almost seemed to disappear. The boy stumbled back a little, then broke into run. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Things were happening too fast for the blue-headed Berserker. He saw the weakness in his Superior's eyes - the fear in his eyes... And just couldn't understand... Suddenly, he was grabbed by the collar, and pulled down so that he could look into Xemnas' deep eyes... "It...is...here... Saix...protect....the others...send your Berserkers...to the gates..." Saix nodded, and began to send some, but Xemnas wasn't finished. "My...Heartless....stop him...." Saix gasped. "HEARTLESS?!" Xemnas collapsed before his inquiry (SP?) could be answered. Saix shook the man a little. "S-Superior?!" BOOM! The door burst open, and in rushed lady Vexen. He instinctively backed out of the way as she checked Xemnas' pulse, then turned to him. "What happened?" Saix blinked, completely confused. "Uuuuhhhhh.... W-Well, I was..." He trailed off, staring at the woman, awkwardly. "Did you do something different with your hair?" Aaaaaand, suddenly, Xemnas was awake again! "Why are you still here?" he asked Saix. He sounded like he had been chugging gallons of sand over the last few seconds. "W-Wait, Xemnas, I was just--" "And why are you in my room?" he said, turning to Vexen. Before anyone had time to answer, he added, "No time...I'll be all right...stop the creature! Protect the others! I'll join you when my strength returns. Go!" Saix began to protest, but shook his head, not really wanting to know. He was tired of asking questions - all they did was get him even more confused. No - no more trying to know. No more trying to understand. It was time for action. He nodded quickly, respectively to Xemnas, then strode out of the room. As he walked he summoned his claymore, and began soaking in the moon's power. Time to get down to business... (( I luv you guys - stay beautiful. XD ))
It seems that this story made a lot of people cry... ^-^; Thank you for enjoying! Please come again, and maybe read some of my more... up-beat stories. :sweatdrop: ;~; *huggles* You didn't have to do that, ya know... That was one of the longest posts on the thread! *huggles* I luv you, too, buddeh. ;~;
